Me: I forgot the disclaimer. I don't own the characters or the cover image.
Fitz: Why did you have to do that.
Me: To make this fanfiction legal.
Sophie: This fanfiction was ILLEGAL!
Me: It still might be illegal. I'm not quit sure. Fanfiction doesn't really hurt anybody so were mostly just left alone by publishing company's, authors and unions.
Linh: You should probably stop. Breaking the law isn't good.
Me: You guys know this version of yourselves only exists when I'm writing or someones reading this.
Everybody: Really!? (BTW whenever I use Everybody I mean everyone except for me. I probably should have said this earlier)
Me: Yep.
Sophie: Please read and reread this story.
Keefe: Tell a friend about it.
Dex: Or leave a nice comment to make the obnoxious ruler of the universe update more often and right bigger chapters.
Me: Okay. I'll leave you guys to entertain the imaginary readers for the duration of this chapter. Just remember, the more entertaining it is the more you elves exist.
Dex: What should we do.
Biana: We could kiss to make the Dexiana shippers happy.
Dex: Good Idea.
Dex and Biana kiss.
Sophie: What about the Tiana shippers. We have to make them happy to.
Dex & Biana: WHAT!?
Tam: I really hope your not implying you want me to kiss Biana.
Fitz: It's the only way to appease the Bam shippers after what you have done.
Tam: Why don't you go kiss a chandelier to make the Chandelitz shippers happy.
Fitz: People ship me with an inane object.
Dex: I just checked it on the internet and yes some people ship Fitz with a chandelier.
Keefe: In that case who's up for Wonderboy to kiss a chandelier because I now I want to see it.
Marella pulls out her imparter witch for some reason has a video function and starts chanting Kiss the chandelier. Everybody else joins her shortly. That is everybody except for Fitz.
Everybody except Fitz: Kiss the chandelier.Kiss the chandelier. Kiss the chandelier. Kiss the chandelier.
Fitz: This scene will make Sofphitz shippers really mad.
Biana: You have a point. We probably shouldn't do it, even thought Chandelitz is adorable.
Sophie: There's actually a lout of stuff we've done in are past that will anger all or some readers.
Dex: I can build a time machine.
Narrator: Will the team be able to change there past and save themselves from not existing. We will see next time on KotLC reacts to ideas.
Sophie: No cliffhangers. Readers hate cliffhangers.
Aarnav: That may be true but for some reason readers also love the suspense.
Tam: As cliffhangers go that one was pretty pathetic.
Me: Sorry. I'm not a great author witch is kinda at the root of all your problems.