Alright here's the next chapter of I'm not abnormal. In this chapter Naruto has to deal with the aftermath of the fight between the Student Council and the Disciplinary Committee so please enjoy. By the way I have no idea what I'm doing I've given you fir warning

Just in case everyone hasn't figured it out yet: This is AU and I don't own either series. Meaning Naruto is OOC well I think he is anyways

Anyways here you guys go thanks for being patient

Secondary Problems

Naruto sighed tiredly as hushed whispers followed him around during the lunch break. "I feel like even more rumors have started about me." He muttered looking around suspiciously before noticing the enforcers discussing something at a lunch table. "Oi you healed already?" he asked Unzen as he calmly walked up to them.

"Oh? If it isn't Namikaze!" Unzen asked with a satisfied smirk as he laid his head against his secretary's bosom. "Perfect timing why don't you throw these dice for me?" he asked handing Naruto a glass filled with six dice.

Seeing no harm in it Naruto picked up the glass and tossed the contents onto the table. Surprisingly all six dice landed in chronological order from one to six. "Huh…that's a first." Naruto mused surprised himself.

"That hasn't happened before?" Unzen asked curiously. "I would've thought for sure you'd get some outrageous outcome every time considering how abnormal you are."

"Was I just insulted?" Naruto asked seriously staring at the monster child with narrowed eyes.

"You guys understand now though, right?" Unzen asked turning back to his underlings. "Members of class13 always get sick results like this." He gestured at the dice. "In fact this is how the chairman scouts out potential members of the flask plan."

"Ah that…now that I think about it he did talk to me about that." Naruto admitted causing the others to stare at him. "I recall having to throw dice then as well." He added in seeing them urging him to continue. "For some reason they ended up stacking on each other like a pyramid."

The others just stared blankly at him. "Well I suppose we shouldn't have expected anything less from someone who can match Kurokami Medaka in physical ability." Unzen stated with a shrug of his shoulders. "To be honest I'm thankful to Kurokami for getting me out of that project." The monster child stated leaning back happily as Zenkichi and Shiranui walked by with their food in hand.

"Could you tell me more of what you were just saying…Unzen-senpai?" Zenkichi asked as Shiranui's face took on a mischievous tint.

Naruto huffed as his claims to be normal were ignored. "Oh Hitoyoshi, good timing! I actually wanted to talk to you." Unzen stated closing one eye to glance at Zenkichi in a carefree manner.

Naruto stood up and waved over his shoulder. "Anyways you guys have fun; I have to go meet up with Nabeshima-senpai on the third years' floor." He explained casually "Seriously couldn't she just come down here to talk to me?" he muttered in irritation as he left the table.

"Don't you get the feeling he only leaves when it feels like we're about to learn something significant while Medaka-chan is away?" Zenkichi asked noticing an odd pattern in when Naruto would leave the group.

"What like there's some other worldly being dictating his every move so that more surprises actually hit him in the face?" Shiranui asked laughing happily as she inhaled her food.

"You could say that." Zenkichi stated rubbing his chin in thought. "Anyways what did you want to talk to me about Unzen-senpai?"

Naruto stared curiously at the scene playing out in front of him. On the floor covered in blood was Medaka while above her was a young girl wearing a gothic Lolita dress and speaking using only numbers. There were also five metal balls, four chained to her two ankles and one in her hand. "What the fuck?" he muttered raising an eyebrow.

"1252342356?" the girl asked staring at him having heard his question.

"I'm Namikaze Naruto; I came up here to visit one of my senpai." He explained having understood her intent.

"Wait you understand her?" one of the other third years asked shocked.

"No, but it's fairly obvious she was asking who I was and what I was doing up here." Naruto explained simply. "You could see it in her body language."

"The girl turned to face him. "9682132969702349086234023336 02" she pulled up the ball in her hands and seemed to prepare herself.

"Ah…now she wants to fight me…I think." Naruto muttered as he motioned for the other students to get out of the way. Suddenly the girl attacked by swinging the large chain around and tried to smash it into Naruto's head. Dodging the attack Naruto sweat dropped seeing a large hole in the nearby wall. "I' not paying for that." He muttered as Medaka shakily got to her feet.

"538" she muttered which startled the girl enough to stop her from pressing the attack on Naruto. "87986754? 44442366322357? 5631242354363? 37887186763."

Naruto sweat dropped. "And she manages to learn that weird number language…" he muttered already tired just from the recent events. "Knowing Kaichou-san she's probably trying to figure out this other girl's motives.

"46447" the aggressor stated turning to face Medaka once more. "325678754656455647. 3254546363636363763243"

"Seems like the crazy girl is surprised that Kaichou-san could decipher her language." Naruto explained causing the surrounding students to sweat drop.

"He's amazing in his own rights…" they all muttered in unison.

"378765312423466578648. 753252830124254631941. 9786754352114568743254754?" the girl seemed to be explaining something but the specifics were lost on Naruto as he scratched his head in thought. "Well regardless of what she's saying it looks like she's about to attack a second time." He explained as Medaka responded in her own numbers "And Baka-Kaichou doesn't dodge…" he muttered as the sickening sound of bones cracking filled the halls.

As a third attack came Nabeshima made her appearance "Retard." She stated sweeping Medaka off her feet. "If there's no reason for you to be attacked, then dodge the attack." She stated as Medaka looked up at her in surprise. "What are you doing fooling around on the senior's floor Kurokami-chan?" she asked wagging her finger. "Ah Naruto you came up!" she shouted seeing the blonde who weakly waved back as she happily ran up to him and smiled.

"It's Nabeshima-san." The other students muttered in surprise as Nabeshima turned to face the weird girl. Suddenly the halls were filled with cheers as the others cheered on the former captain of the Judo team.

Naruto huffed in exasperation while Medaka pouted from her seat on the floor. "You're quite popular Nabeshima-senpai." She stated looking away from the fox like Nabeshima who smirked at her.

"I can't begin to compare to Kurokami-chan who got 98% of the votes." She stated her smirk never leaving her face. "And I see your still as hard headed when it comes to certain things…although…it seems that steel ball is a lot harder than your head." Medaka gave off an unreadable face as Naruto simply draped a towel over her head.

"Wipe the blood off before it cakes up in your hair." He muttered not looking at her. "Nabeshima-senpai should be able to take care of this troublemaker."

"Why don't you deal with it?" Medaka asked looking at him curiously.

"She looks like she hits hard, I'd rather not get into something I can't get out of."

"You know lying doesn't suit you right?"

"I don't lie."

"…"

"By the way why didn't you stop her?" Naruto asked suddenly as Nabeshima managed to grip both elbow and shoulder of her opponent. "If you fought seriously, none of this damage would've happened and she wouldn't get sent to the infirmary."

"Same could be said about you though right same year Namikaze." Medaka stated pointing out the flaw in his lecture. "Someone who can stop me in my war god state should be able to stop a little girl with some balls and chains."

"Maybe, but unlike you I don't really care." He stated bluntly as Nabeshima slammed the girl on her head. "You're the one who spouts off nonsense about being born for others." He stated as Nabeshima ran up to him and grabbed his arm before dragging him off leaving Medaka alone.

"Hmph to be lectured, by the ever lying Namikaze Naruto it looks like I was making the same mistake again." Medaka stated as she stood up and dusted herself off before heading off on her own.

Naruto sighed as Nabeshima sat at his side with a face that shouted "SPOIL ME!" in front of him was a bento box with a heart pattern with his and Nabeshima's name written in it. Using his right hand he picked up some food and fed it to the Queen of Fouls while in his left hand was a sign that read "please save me!" coincidentally the sigh was hidden away from Nabeshima's eyes while a pleasant smile adorned Naruto's tense face.

The surrounding students couldn't help but sweat drop at the scene as many whispered amongst themselves about what they should do. "Should we help him?" was a common question. "Nah, she looks happy I'm sure he's just embarrassed." Was the usual response.

'You bastards' he thought silently as he fed himself a bite before placing some more food in his partner's mouth. "I didn't know you could cook." He stated as a means of breaking the choking silence surrounding them.

Giggling Nabeshima leaned into him. "A girl needs her trump cards for the war that is love right?" she asked coyly as she hugged his arm.

"War…?" Naruto asked in confusion before he felt a strong presence on the school grounds. "Hm?" he muttered slipping from Nabeshima's grasp surprising her. "It seems like something bad is going to happen soon." He muttered looking out the window. "I'm sorry but I'll have to cut this short Nabeshima-senpai." With a bow of his head Naruto was out of the room in a full sprint leaving nothing but a dust cloud in his wake.

Reaching the grounds he quickly found the source to be an older looking kind standing over Medaka while a shorter kid was restraining Zenkichi who was struggling. "You're fucking kidding me…let me live in peace!" he shouted landing a solid blow to the man's chin. "Quit disturbing my peaceful school life!"

Landing in a surprised heap the arrogant man who had stood over Medaka looked up at Naruto in shock as he rubbed his cheek. "Who do you think you are kicking your King!" the man shouted rising to his feet in anger. "KNEEL!"

Naruto felt the pressure, but it wasn't anything special to him. Taking a deep breath Naruto bellowed one word. "PROSTRATE!" and like Zenkichi and Medaka had experience when they first met the so called king; the man felt himself being forced to the ground by an unknown presence.

"What?" the man muttered resisting the action with all his might. "Who are you to command a King?" he shouted enraged. Silently his partner looked on, unable to comprehend what they were seeing.

Naruto scowled as he crossed his arms looking very much like a regal figure about to punish a criminal offender. "You may be a king, but since when have those who do not exist listen to the orders of mere men?" he asked with a steel tipped edge.

END

Eh another short one, but the interval between the defeat of the disciplinary committee and the flask plan was shorter than I imagined it to be. So I ended up leaving it off right there. Actually this may work out for me since I can leave off with such a weird line. My idea is that Naruto hints at what he is in regards to the labels being used around him. So first I used the term Zero and now I am using "those who do not exist" What can this mean?

I won't respond to any reviews with thoughts about what the last line means, but say them nonetheless, it's amusing to see how much thought people think I put into this.