I bet you didn't expect to see ME again. I have been gone for many years -less than a month- and have grown in strength. I now have the power of knowing where this story is headed, and spoiler alert, it's Italy. And with that in mind, all I have to do is write a good storyline. I guess I already failed then, but whatever. Ooflord21000 out.
Circus Baby's Pizza World
Ennard's P.O.V
"Well this is oddly convenient." I said as Bobert set to work. Bobert, the pet Minnerina had somehow developed a Stand. The Stand took the form of a small, fleshy crucifix with a bloodshot eye in the center. It seemed to be good at reforming material to its original form, as it had not only repaired Willy's suit, but also managed to bring the suit back to what it originally looked like when it was first made. Apparently Springbonnie was originally a female character, so I already have enough jokes to last me a lifetime..
So now Elizabeth was getting repaired, her claw had even been covered with shiny new plating. It was pretty cool. "I agree with Ennard for once, this is very convenient." said Elizabeth. "So, what do we do now?" I asked, not really knowing what the next plan of action would be.
"Well obviously we should go to Italy and kill the leader of this whole operation." said William. "When did we figure out that it was an Italian Mafia?" asked Michael. "I don't know, I just have a hunch." replied William.
"Whatever, so, are we taking the private jet?" I asked, very excited to fly a plane again. "Last time you flew a plane, you hit some random tower. No way I'm letting you fly another one." said William. "I should fly it, I'm the best at most things, so I'm sure I'll be able to fly it perfectly." stated Elizabeth. "You parked a damn truck on somebody's house, literally on top of it!" I yelled, still sour about not being able to fly the plane.
"None of us are flying the plane, Scott will be. He has a vacation coming up in Italy anyways. He should have been here by now to be honest, I wonder what he's up to." said William. Who knows what Scott's up to, he always does weird stuff. I once saw him skip a stone indefinitely. It was pretty cool.
At the mall
Scott's P.O.V
"Vanny, where's my business suit?" I asked as I tried and failed to locate it. "This one?" asked the rabbit suit wearing girl. She did indeed have my business suit. "Yeah, that one, hand it here." I requested. "Alright Scotty." she said, throwing the suit at me. "Thanks, now could you go start my car?" I asked as I began putting on my suit. "Right on it, Scott." she said as she ran off to the garage.
"Alright, clothing? Check. Passport? Check. Power cord? Check. Every episode of Jobro's Challenging Business Venture? Check. Ahegao hoodie? Check. That should be everything!" I said to myself. I then hurried my way over to the garage while pulling on my hoodie.
I made my way into the garage, the sound of my car filling my audio receptor. In the center of the room was my gold plated, diamond weaved, Tesla Cyber truck. The car also had a questionable paint job that matched my hoodie. I threw myself into the driver seat, jamming my key into the ignition.
"Wait, Scott, I thought you lost your license back in eighty seven" said Vanny, her head tilting. "Well… uh… look! A pigeon!" I yelled, pointing in a random direction. I then slammed my foot onto the pedal, sending my car flying out the garage door. "Scott, that only works when I'm not in the passenger seat." stated Vanny, somehow displaying her disappointment through her suit. I banged my head on the steering wheel, internally crying at my stupidity.
"So, you do still know how to drive right?" asked Vanny. "Yeah, I can't really remember where the brake pedal is, but that's it." I replied. "Oh okay. I'm pretty sure you can just run into a wall to stop anyway." she said. We then settled into a comfortable silence.
After a while of driving, I began to notice that we had been passing the same house over and over again, in fact, the scenery was repeating again and again. "Hey, uh, Vanny. Is it just me, or are we going in circles?" I asked. "So you noticed it as well, I'd say this might be the work of one of those Stand users." she stated, grabbing a knife from under her seat. I began to breath, preparing my Hamon for battle. I felt air rush into the mouthpiece of my head.
"On the next loop, I'm going to blow the door off of the car and hit the gas station we keep passing, we can use the cover of the explosion to escape the car." I explained, preparing my overdrive. "Alright Scott." she simply responded, unbuckling her seatbelt.
Once you took notice of it, the loop was noticeable, it looked like somebody had tied a knot in reality. "OVERDRIVE!" I yelled, slamming my fist into the door, sending it flying into the gas canister, causing it to explode in a fantastic fashion. I then jumped into a roll, sprinting out of the car, towards the nearby forest.
I could hear Vanny just behind me, running nearly as fast. I may have Hamon, but she had mechanically enhanced legs. I dove into a large bush, Vanny following, I then put my finger up to my mouth, telling her to stay quiet. We sat there for exactly seventeen minutes and thirty five seconds before I motioned for her to move.
We quietly moved through the area, silently looking for an exit. Before we could find one, if there even was one, I heard another set of footsteps. I quickly motioned for Vanny to stop. The footsteps stopped the moment that we did, but it was still easy to tell that they were there. I quickly swung around. "Zoom punch!" I yelled, extending my arm to slam my fist into the person's face.
Rather than hitting a person, I instead hit a large creature. The thing was at least seven feet tall, with spine-like tentacles coming out of its back. It had a muzzle that was filled with sharp teeth, each one must've been an inch long. Aside from the muzzle, its face was devoid of any facial features. The bottom half of the creature wasn't even touching the ground, it was held up by its tentacles. The entire thing was colored a sickly white color, aside from the tentacles which were pitch black.
Behind the creature was a young boy, probably fourteen years old. I quickly took a step back to avoid one of the tentacles stabbing into the ground in front of me. "Vanny! Go find an exit, I'll hold this thing off!" I yelled. I then began to rotate the dial on my head. "What are you doing, phone man?" asked the kid. I answered this with my ripple cutter, multiple blades of oil were sent flying out of my head, slamming into the Stand. I knew this wouldn't do much to it, but it did give me a chance to sneak behind the Stand user.
"Scarlet overdrive!" I yelled, slamming my flaming hand towards the boy, but my attack was blocked by another tentacle. "Fool, you didn't think we did a background check on you? I already know every trick you'll pull." said the kid. "What about this one? Pipe bomb overdrive!" I yelled, rolling a pipe bomb towards him.
"Well that was surprisingly easy." I said as the bomb went off. I was proven wrong by a tentacle almost cutting me in half. "I must say, the reports didn't lie about your use of underhanded tactics." said the boy. He then walked out of the smoke, not a scratch on him. "Uhh… Vanny overdrive!" I yelled, seeing Vanny approach from behind him.
Vanny then slammed a knife into the kids shoulder, his bones audibly cracking. He let out a loud scream, his Stand slamming a tentacle into her stomach, launching her into a tree. "You sneaky bastard!" Hissed the boy, I guess he didn't like getting stabbed. Well, that's better than him enjoying getting stabbed. Vanny likes getting stabbed, and hit, and a lot of other things.
I dodged passed another tentacle. What is this? A hentai? I've always wanted to be in one of those, but not in this position. Hmm… I guess I should show off that Stand thing I got yesterday. I felt a few cord-like entities come out of my hands, already crackling with a mix between Hamon and electricity. This was my Stand.
I sent the cords flying out, driving them into the ground. They then discharged their contents into the ground, sending out a wave of death. The boy's Stand flickered out of existence, his body disintegrating. I was then suddenly in the car again, with Vanny sitting beside me, unharmed. I really should lay off the coffee…
III
Stand Master
Steven "Scott" Richards
Stand Name
-Unnamed-
Power: C
Speed: C
Range: B
Durability: C
Potential: B
Steven's Stand is mostly used as a conductor of both Hamon and Electricity.