Gravity Falls Retcon 10
Dipper slowly sneaked into the Man Cave quietly and carefully. He searched the Gym, the Rec Room, the Sauna, and finally found Wendy in the Weapons barracks.
"Wendy! There you are! I'm so sorry!" Dipper said worried.
"Dipper you okay? That thing hit you pretty hard." Wendy said equally worried.
"I'm fine, are you okay? Did they..." Dipper asked worried for her safety.
"No they haven't touched me beyond carrying me." Wendy assured him. "You gotta get me out of here. This cage sucks!"
Wendys containment was a makeshift cage made of spears, where the spearheads were pointed in strategic points of dismantling.
"For a bunch of lunk heads they really thought this cage through." Wendy said slightly praising their problem solving skills.
"Wendy they're gonna be here any minute we gotta get you out." Dipper said. "You know you're like a captured princess in this thing."
"Maybe if it were Pacifica." Wendy grumbled.
"Oh come on. I've always wanted to save a princess, and you know get a kiss. If I save you can I get a kiss?" Dipper asked brazenly not really expecting the answer that follows.
"You save me and you'll get something better than a kiss." Wendy said pulling her top off exposing her bare beautiful breasts and every freckle on them. "Save me and I'm all yours."
Wendy felt so nervous as well as extremely liberated getting to say what has been on her mind for a week.
"Re- re- really?" Dipper croaked out in fright, delight, and confusion.
"Mating time mating time!" The Manotaurs chanted from Leaderaurs Throne room.
"Oh my god they're coming. Wait I don't have a condom, are you on the pill or have a IUD?" Dipper asked.
"No but if you beat them and save me we can do anal." Wendy said.
Dipper stared at Wendy's now exposed bottom with no change in emotion.
"I'll be right back." Dipper said turning around and jogging to the Manotaurs.
Meanwhile Wendy pulled her clothes off completely ready for sex.
"Well... scenario A) Dipper beats them and I get my first time with a total hunk I am making my boyfriend. Or Scenario B) The meatheads beat Dipper and I get fucked to death. I've never wanted an A so bad in my life..." Wendy says naked as a jaybird.
The Manotaurs leave Leaderaurs throne room meeting Dipper as he comes to a halt.
"Alright guys... We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Let us leave or I WILL make you run to your mothers." Dipper said threateningly.
"It's the human! HAHAHA! Silly human male. You're not strong enough to beat us." One of the Manotaurs said.
"That may be true. But you're not invincible." Dipper said charging at them before leaping up at one and kneeing him between the eyes knocking him back and taking a martial arts stance Dipper saw on TV. "ACHA!"
The Manotaurs charged at Dipper while he gracefully leapt about evading their attacks and retaliating at their weak points remembering what he learned in the previous timeline training to be a man, the knees, their eyes, their throats, using their horns as stepping stones, pulling hair, letting two or more charge into each other, and twisting nipples. Dipper watched as the army of Manotaurs started to get winded before going for diving kicks in their now softer guts knocking them out one at a time.
"Told you." Dipper said catching his breath.
Dipper heard the shaking steps of Leaderaur approach.
"Oh crap." Dipper said.
"Who dares interrupt Mating Time?" Leaderaur asks in his usual booming voice.
"Listen fella I just want to take my friend home. Her dad will kill me if he finds out you guys violated her." Dipper said.
"You will pay for that human larva..." Leaderaur said reaching into his chest to pull out a spear, like last time.
"Alright." Dipper said before looking around.
Dipper grabs the lightest weighted Manotaur by the hoof ankles and starts to slowly spin it in a circle building speed and momentum.
"Come child... meet your death!" Leaderaur said approaching, ready to bat away the manotaur Dipper is trying to throw at him.
Dipper finally let go, but the manotaurs trajectory is lower than Leaderaur expected and the horns land right in the middle of his loincloth, knocking him back into the wall shooting fire from his nostrils to signify his defeat.
"Oh... didn't mean to hit there but that works." Dipper says wincing in sympathy.
Dipper looks around at see a bunch of 3 Gallon coolers full of sports drinks. Dipper approaches them and drinks about 3 glasses full before returning to Wendy. He sees that she is completely naked in the cage before he takes the spear Leaderaur pulled out of himself to cut the binds freeing her.
"I take it they're dead?" Wendy asked.
"Some maybe." Dipper said. "You're beautiful."
"Thanks... so... you wanna do it?" Wendy asked.
"Yeah... you have no idea how much I do." Dipper said pulling his shirt off revealing his muscular body to Wendy again making her knees close a bit.
Dipper shimmied his jeans off and pulled his boxers off revealing his enormous hardening manhood.
"You have the smallest dick in the cave Mason." Wendy said teasingly as she approached him and put her hands on his chest.
"What? Oh come on I-" Dipper said before stopping himself. "Oh you are terrible. That's compared to them!"
"Yeah..." Wendy said kissing his cheek gently.
"It IS big right?" Dipper asked nervously.
"Oh it is. This thing is over a foot long vs what I assume to be their 3 foot long 8 inch thick ones." Wendy said.
"I guess it is." Dipper said looking at his tool.
"How could you not know?" Wendy asked grasping him gently.
"I guess my hands have not been idle." Dipper said taking Wendys chin with one hand and her ass with the other pulling her closer to gently kiss her lips, sending fireworks into both of them.
"That was good." Dipper said.
"That was great for a first kiss." Wendy said eagerly.
"First?"
"Yeah, you're my first, and you're gonna be my first again."
Wendy wrapped her arms around Dipper as they sunk into floor and good times were had by both.
End of Chapter 10
That's it for Chapter 10. Gotta give those horny teens their privacy. Please review and offer suggestions. If you've read from Chapter 1 you should know how I think.