Bowser: Look at all those hopeless Toads. Yes! Flee for your lives! Oh, we're on? Welcome back everyone! The Kingdom's so close to being all mine! I can hardly wait! Now, what questions have you got?
From Lightblade1121: Hey, Bowser. Do you still have that armor from Yoshi's Safari? Or is it busted?
Bowser: It's busted. Broken down. I don't really need it anyways. I got the Master Emerald.
From Mario bros fan4ever: how was your reaction to super Mario 3d all stars
Bowser: I already answered that, you idiot!
From CVGWJames: Have you seen the 1993 Mario movie?
Bowser: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From cartoon seer: In Super Paper Mario, you weren't there, but what do you think about Mimi's TRUE form? if you don't know what I'm talking about, get mariobroultimate to look up the video.
Bowser: "TRUE form"? Play the clip!
I show Bowser a video of Mimi transforming into her spider form, and his jaw drops. His face remains still.
mariobroultimate: Bowser? …. Bowser?... You okay? Um… Guys, I think I broke him.
*PLEASE STAND BY!*
From LiamTheYoshi: Invasion? *grabs a telescope and finds out a huge amount of Bowser's Minions were heading towards the heroes*
Liam: GRAAAAAAAAH! MINIONS! Wait, why should I be scared?Oh wait, I have all 10 Colorful Orbs! I must go Golden Rainbow!
Liam jumps into the air and the Colorful Orbs surrounded him, he let out a yell and became his Golden Rainbow form (which gave him golden hair, shirt, and shoes with a tint of rainbow, rainbow pupils, darker golden pants, and he grew two golden long wings. His hair was also a bit longer.
You must have thought they did nothing you mad Koopa.
Now for my question: What's your opinion on Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine?
Bowser: You found the Colorful Orbs?! Well, I'll be prepared! "Mean Bean Machine"? Never heard of it.
From Goombob: Goombob sees the Troops attacking the Mushroom Kingdom, and it gave him bad flashbacks to when he lost his mother. He teared up in anger and glared angrily at Bowser and the minions.
Goombob: You know what, Bowser?! I may have been weak in the ever since I lost my mother, but ever since Liam tought me to battle, along with Mario, Sonic, and the other heroes, I'm going to show you I'M NOT WEAK!
The Paragoomba begins to spindash and he dashes through Bowser's minions, sending them flying. Liam gives Goombob a thumbs up tearfully and happily.
Sonic: Wow! Looks like he has learned some moves from me, nice one dude!
Goombob: Thanks! And I've heard about those two new rulez, so I'm gonna ask a question to that Koopa so I don't get my review removed.
To Bowser: Have you ever tried a Sonic game before?
Bowser: Hm… You're quite a brave little Paragoomba. I'll give you that. And… I believe I played the original Sonic at a friend's place. But other than that, no not really.
From breath20k: Okay, I brought my fighting gear and my Power Stars! But since I'm here, I have a question!
Bowser: Do you think you can eat a cheeseburger while blindfolded for two minutes?
Bowser puts on a blindfold, and gulps up the cheeseburger in one bite.
Bowser: Does that answer your question?
From Kaz Griffin: Yo! King Boo got captured by Prince Peasley. He failed to get the Beanstar... BUT I DIDN'T! *gives Bowser the Beanstar*
King Boo: *in a glass container* Don't listen to Kaz! He double-crossed me! He vacuumed me up and took the Beanstar from me so he could get the glory!
Kaz: You deserve it! You stole Bowser's main job and stole Peach!
Bowser: Bwahahahahaha! Finally! Now, there are some rules to this. So I can't wish for Peach to fall in love with me, or for Mario and his friends to be dead. Hmm… Aha! Beanstar, I wish to rule the UNIVERSE!
Nothing happens…
Bowser: D-Did I not do it right?
Kaz: Oh, I forgot. You need Princess Peach's voice to wake it up. Hehe…
Bowser: Well then… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO GET HER!
From PrincessYokonami: Hmm... still, you could've asked mariobroultimate at least a LITTLE more nicely.
Now here is my question, which is a bit themed around that Nickelodeon show called Fairly Oddparents. Me and Liam watched that show together and enjoyed it, well except for seasons 6-10, which we don't talk about.
Liam: I will admit the show is good, but seasons 6-10 went downhill. Either they hired new writers that never knew about the original 5 seasons, or they just lost their mind.
Yokonami: It's the sad truth. But I'll make it happier with this question:
If you could grant one wish from a Fairy Godparent, what would it be?
mariobroultimate: Assuming you had Fairy Godparents, you'd have to follow Da Rules. So don't get crazy with your wish. If it's against Da Rules, I'll say nope.
Bowser: Okay, so ruling the world is out of the question. I wish Mario and Peach would break up and Peach would love me instead!
Mariobroultimate: Nope!
Bowser: I wish I could always beat Mario at "Mario Kart"!
Mariobroulimate: Nope!
Bowser: I wish Mario was dead!
Mariobroultimate: Nope!
Bowser: I wish to steal the Colorful Orbs back from Liam!
Mariobroultimate: Nope!
Bowser: Can I at least wish for some breakfast?
Mariobroultimate: It's after 10:30. Nope!
Bowser: CAN I WISH FOR ANYTHING?!
Mariobroultimate: No! Because you may be miserable, but youre a grown up! Therefore, you cannot have Fairy Godparents!
Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From King Bob Omb: The airships are all set for the invasion, my liege.
Bowser: Then let's set sail for invasion!
From Sal Russo: Bowser, if you had a team of six Pokemon, what would it be?
Bowser: I don't play Pokemon. So I can't answer that for you.
Bowser Jr.: Ooh! Dad! You should totally have Charizard on your team! He's a fire type!
Bowser: But I ALREADY breathe fire!
From PokemonDbZFan10000: What did you think of the SMG4 video called "The Hangover"?
Bowser: *watches video* … What the heck? Did SMG4 go through some acid trip that made us all act weirder than usual.
From AmmoliteStone: I hope your proud Bowser...:( Your a jerk also Question...*While she says this she was using her golden strings to pick the lock*how would you like a swift kick in the rear? Also...*Throws a pie in Bowsers face and laughs* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!
question: how would you like a swift kick in the rear? (Also I understand the whole still need to still ask :D)
Bowser: GRAAAAAAAAAAAH! You asked THRE QUESTIONS! THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES! ONE QUESTION ONLY! AND HOW MANY TIMES DOES THE AUTHOR HAVE TO MAKE THIS CLEAR?! THERE'S A SHIELD SURROUNDING THE CASTLE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET IN!
Bowser throws Ammolite to the floor and ties her up. She looks terrified.
Bowser: I've had enough of your rule breaking shenanigans! Time to send you to the Underwhere!
Kamek magic blasts Ammolite to the River Twygz Bed in the Underwhere.
Bowser: Good luck getting out of that… Gwahahaha!
From C Amethyst Goldenwind: Do you watch TV, your ferociousness? If so, what's your favorite movie?
Personally, mine is How to Train Your Dragon.
Bowser: Of course I do. In fact, I watch the most violent horror movies ever.
mariobroultimate: Like what?
Bowser: Like… um… The Shining! Yeah, I love The Shining! That was a masterpiece! In fact, the book version was what inspired Phantamanta from Super Mario Sunshine. My son loves that movie as well.
mariobroultimate: Exposing violence to kids. You are a GREAT parent. (sarcasm)
From Popple: Popple took offense to King Boo's remarks and viciously tapped his container, hoping it would have the same effect on him as it would a whale.
"NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YA PLUMP LIL' PHANTOM! You weren't double-crossed, see, you single-crossed me when you had the gall to ask me what point was in amassin' loot and cashola if I couldn't take it into the next life! Boo! Boo, I say! Theivery's my life, money puts food on the table, when I die I can pass it down to my children and leave a family fortune, and if there was a brain in that overinflated beachball with a face you call a body YOU would use it to buy that art you're so fond of! Mario's a famous figure, just commission a normal painting of him, you palooka! You've got millions in whatever crazy lair Luigi's bustin' up as he busts your people! But what shoulda I expected from the idiot who insulted the guy takin' him to the beanstar?!"
In his ranting Popple swung his arms and shook the bottle but unfortunately not any sense into King Boo's empty head. He's honestly surprised that crown wasn't weighing the king down before he swiped it and sold it to Prince Peasley for 70000 coins to be his king crown as a cover while Kaz disabled the beanstar's security. Popple then turns to Bowser, holding Rookie's mask.
"You don't remember this mask, stealing the Chuckola Cola with me, fighting two mustached men very similar to Mario and Luigi, or even our Bros Attacks? You threw me into the air and used me as a jackhammer to make shockwaves."
Bowser: No, I don't! You're mistaking me for some other big brute! But it's not me! GET OUT!
Bowser throws Popple out of the castle.
From Robo-Liam: Robo-Liam sees two mecha robots that look like the Mario Bros.
Robo-Liam: Looks like the invasion is beginning. I'll prepare for battle.
Mecha Mario and Mecha Luigi both fly towards Robo-Liam.
Mecha Mario: TELL US WHERE OBJECTIVES: MARIO AND LUIGI ARE!
Mecha Luigi: OR YOU'LL BE FACING DOOMSDAY!
Robo-Liam: I'm not telling! In fact, NEVER KNEW THEM! You aren't going to hurt anyone here!
Mecha Mario: WRONG ANSWER FAKER! NOW WE WILL CRUSH YOU!
Mecha Mario fires a blast at him, damaging Robo-Liam in process. Liam, Tails, the Mario bros, Yokonami, Shishio, Goombob, and the other heroes.
Liam, Tails, Mario Bros, Yokonami, Shishio, and Goombob: ROBO!
The heroes run to the broken robot, and Liam carries him with tears in his eyes.
Liam: *tearing up* Robo, SPEAK TO ME!
Princess Yokonami: *tearing up* ARE YOU OKAY?!
Robo-Liam: *broken* I-I'm so-sorr-ry I fai-failed yo-you...
Tails: *tearing up* You're going to be just fine! I promise!
Robo-Liam: *broken and malfunctioned* You he-heroes n-n-need to sa-save the wo-world... I-I'll b-be fine... bu-but before I-I-I go... g-give Bo-Bowser this ro-rocket le-letter... *gives letter to Liam*
Liam: *sobbing* W-will do R-Robo...
Robo-Liam: *shutting down* Keep... o-on... saving... yo-your... frieeeeee...
Robo-Liam shuts down, and Liam breaks into tears.
Liam: *crying* R-Robo?! Respond! ROBO?! ROOOOOBOOOOOO!
Tails X gave Liam a comforting hug, he felt sorry for him.
Tails X: *in tears* I'm sorry dude. I understand how i feels to lose someone close. I've lost Cosmo a long time, and I still miss her. So I understand how it feels to lose someone close. But don't let that stop you from this adventure.
Solid Snake: He has a point, I've lost close people, but that never stopped me.
Ike: Don't let that loss make you give up, keep on fighting for your friends.
Samus: Ike is right, I've lost my parents. But I never gave up, and I'm pretty sure Robo-you wouldn't want you to give up.
Mario: He's right, keep on fighting! And it'll be okay, if you lose your close friends, we'll be here for you.
Luigi and Princess Yokonami: And that is a strong promise!
Liam started to tear up again, but this time, they were happy tears.
Liam: *sobbing* Th-thank you for the support, guys.
Sonic: We're glad to help dude.
Tails: I'll try to fix your Robo friend, and I'll send that letter to that nasty Koopa. *throws the flying rocket letter to Bowser's Castle*
Mecha Mario: AND I'LL CRUSH THAT FAKER BOWSER ORDERED ME TO DESTROY!
Mecha Luigi: AND THAT GOES TO GREEN STACHE TOO!
Mario: Oh yeah?! Well, we may have never battled a robot counterpart before, but we will battle you even if it hurts us!
Luigi: Wait, what?
Mario: You should never ever hurt our friends! Now we'll show you what happens when you mess with one of us!
Mecha Mario: BRING IT!
Mario and Luigi battle their Mecha counterparts in Mario & Luigi RPG style, while the letter Tails threw headed for Bowser's Castle, and hit the barrier. Bowser saw the letter, grabbed it, and read it:
From: Robo-Liam
To: King Bowser Koopa
How much do you get along with Metal Sonic?
Bowser: Well, he deserved it for refusing to join me. He's not gonna get this answer because he's dead, but I honestly don't trust Metal Sonic one bit. He's betrayed me and Eggman multiple times to the point where it becomes predictable. I think Eggman might need to do some work to keep that robot in check.
From Shishio: Holy crap! Robo-Liam got mecha'd!
You are a really nasty, dirty, rotten, smelly Koopa who likes to hurt good and heroic people! YOU REALLY HAVE TAKEN IT TOO FAR!
Princess Yokonami: My brother is right! You can try to kidnap us! But when you hurt our friends, you will realise you've made a big mistake!
Shishio: A big mistake indeed! Now here is my question:
To Bowser: Have you ever wanted a copy of the Mario games that made you the hero and Mario the villain?
Bowser: Heck yeah! Make a remake of Super Mario Bros where I replace Mario, Mario replaces new, and all the enemies are Toads! You got yourself a masterpiece!
From Sephiroth: Heh... looks like your doing it well, Koopa King. Your Mecha's have done it well, the two Mario idiots are going to lose, and that Liam guy lost his robo friend.
Now here is my question: Have you ever used a sword before? I used mine a lot.
Bowser: No, not really. But it might be an idea for a future plan. I'll have to think about it.
From BowserFan88: (After seeing Bowser throw away my last comment, I decide to try again. Okay, here goes nothing...)
Hey Bowser. I got another question for ya. This time, I just want to say...WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND JUST GIVE UP!?
That's right, Bowser. You darn right heard me. I, MarioFan88, have had enough of what your "ultimate" plan or whatever you like to call this. You kidnapped mariobroultimate just because you wanted to have a QnA that you thought would be better than the ones Mario hosted. Well guess what, I liked asking Mario and Luigi questions better than I was with you! I had to change my username from MarioFan88 to BowserFan88 not only to just ask you some questions out of pure curiousity, but also so that you wouldn't burn me and kick me out or throw me into your dungeon! And you ignored my last comment trying to rant about you! You are just downright cruel and evil, locking mbu in that cage, forcing him to play everyone's least favorite game and your favorite game, that foresaken Hotel Mario, and anything else that you did to torture him. And you start yet another plan to invade the Mushroom Kingdom while this QnA is going on, and with all the villains you managed to recruit, you think you are unstoppable at this point...
...But that, King Bowser Koopa, is where you are WRONG. You won't be facing just Mario and Luigi this time, but also several others who are either users who have attended earlier sessions, heroes who have rivals against some of the people who joined you, other beings whom you have wronged, and basically anyone whose fighting for the good side right now are teaming up to make things even with this war. And look at LiamTheYoshi, he's a literal super sayian right now who is more than ready to take you down too! So in short, you and all of your allies and minions are SCREWED. Why? Because the villain of a story almost always loses, in one way or another, because that's just the natural order of things. And since Mario has already defeated you like a hundred times already, I'll doubt that you'll win this war at all. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going home to eat some chocolate. Goodbye. (Disappears like how Sans appeared)
Bowser: … Geez… Wait… You said the villain of a story ALMOST always loses! So that means I still have a chance at winning! GWAHAHAHA!
mariobroultimate: *facepalm*
From Derick Lindsey: alright I consider you not hating me a victory in my book, as for the question unless you got this already: are you intrigued about the new side mode for 3D World called Bowser's Fury?
Bowser: I already talked about it. Looks interesting.
From FawfulApparition: BLJ sounds and unintelligible singing are heard from a nearby room. At that moment the power cuts out and as everybody starts scrambling and Olivia transforms into the Fire Vellumental to generate light with her flaming feathers they illuminate a giant floating head, FAWFUL'S giant floating head, finishing its song.
"Every world is personalized, each with a different fink-rat face. My son's adoption standards are paper thin, and i'm furious at this disgrace!"
The Fawful Apparition starts chasing Bowser and Olivia around, barreling through two Paper Machos who admittedly really slowed it down. The Macho Koopa actually bought them 20 seconds fighting it. But as Olivia takes flight with Bowser holding onto her legs, some sort of device in the apparition's eyes grounds her with Sans' blue mode. The chase continues throughout the castle, even through the dungeon where Sans plays tense Trombone music and Olly gets dragged into this chase. The few fireballs that hit their mark make the Fawful Apparition yelp. That gives Bowser an idea.
He runs to the lava bridge and orders Olly to turn into the Water Vellumental and blast the Fawful Apparition. His vassal does as his overlord demands and the heat turns the water into steam, blinding apparition and finally halting its charge.
For once the axe is used for its intended purpose as Bowser cuts it down to destroy the bridge in this clear emergency and the Fawful Apparition immediately falls into the lava as it flies by propulsion not true levitation, bursts into flames upon impact with the lethal liquid.
"OUCH! HOTNESS! THE LAVA BURNS HOTTER THAN FAWFUL'S FUR- AIEEEEEEEE!"
SMASH!
Like all the other apparitions Bowser has seen the Fawful one was just a machine piloted by. . . Prince Peasely of all people, who smashes through the apparition's forehead holding his glowing red butt in pain. . .
SMASH! Again.
. . . all the way up into the brick ceiling.
"This is not a declaration of war by the Beanbean Kingdom, we're not treatybound to help the Mushroom Kingdom in war. I was just bored, wanted something to do, and your shelless fat Dry Bones called me for this prank idea. Before I have to spend a week or so looking at your vassal's vastly inferior hairstyle-" Peasly brushes his hair in trademark fashion even when barely of it CAN be brushed and points at Water Olly's still present bang"-as I await being ransomed back home to momma might I ask if you commandeered any of the real Fawful's actual technology after his demise?"
Bowser: Well, I'm not pleased with you trying to prank us, but I never thought of doing that, to be honest.
From SuperJMC: First off, I have something for mariobroultimate. Your profile says you like Nickelodeon, so... *hacks TV to play SpongeBob reruns*
This war is becoming... interesting. Liam got his super form-equivalent, Ghost is captured, Usapyon and Ludexteria are no longer brainwashed villains, the Classic Crew got yeeted into a wall, MarioFan88 is back (go, bad speech skills!), we got tortured with the power stars' traps, mariobroultimate got tortured via CD-I, and now you're invading.
We still don't know Sans' true fate, I'm getting confused about timeline placements because of Super Koopalings (StarlitDuck helped out in the Season 1 Sonic war, plus ur profile says Aqua and Celia are friends, but the Koopalings are just okay with being bad here, so who knows), and us commenters are still all over the worlds with no clue what each other has. This is a mental exercise for all of us.
But we've seen, heard, and been in worse wars before. Why should the Trip War (honestly a good de facto name because of the review power tripping and the trips we made throughout the worlds) be any different?
Of all of the questions I could possibly think of, what would happen if you use the Ice / Freeze Flower? You've used the Tanooki Leaf and Cat Bell before, and I think you've also said some other power ups work on you, but the ice-based things seem kind of weird on you of all beings.
{P.S. and not for the villains, I don't think that dynamite surgery from MarioFan88 went through, just saying. Unless the one commenter's alternative happened unmentioned, he may still blow come showtime.}
(mariobroultimate: I'm pretty sure you already asked this exact question.)
From Ultimate CCC: To Bowser: If there was a Smash King Tournament underway and Jr. is competing and won without any help at all and no underhanded tactics how shocked would you be?
Bowser: I wouldn't be shocked. I'd be proud of my son. He's a great fighter, and I'd be pleased seeing him win such a tournament.
From IAmTheGreatWart: *Wart lies on the floor with a bruise on his chin in the shape of Bowser's knuckles, a burned chest, and a left hand with clipped claws and visible scratches where he lost the power struggle. All it took to defeat him was three hits. Even worse, Bowser is triumphantly holding his crown and necklace up as trophies*
*cough* *cough* Even Mario had to exploit my one weakness by throwing vegetables down my throat to defeat me, how could you lay me out like this with just a punch, a breath, and a slash?
Bowser: How? Dude, I am the great Koopa King! I don't need to shove some silly vegetables down your throat. I'm much stronger than that pesky plumber, which still makes me wonder why I always lose to him.
From Guest: Guest
Hello Lord Bowser...
Is that dude you burned earlier going to be okay? The one in the 2nd section if I'm correct. I may be wrong, but just checking.
Bowser: He'll be fine. I sent him to the desert. He'll probably find an oasis and chill there.
From Koopa Troopa: Koopa Troopa: BOSS BOSS THERES SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU
*Bowser starts to panic*
Koppa Troopa: SOMEONE STOLE OUR IMPORTANT PLANS
Bowser: WHO
Koopa Troopa: Dark Cloke
*Ryan then come out of his disguise*
Ryan: Me, Dark Transfer, later
*He jumps through the portal before coming back out*
Question how long does it take to shine the shell of your because I saw lots of shell shiner in your bathroom, well later
*He jumps back in and the portal closes*
Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bowser: I wash them in the laundry room, of course. My shell is much like the clothes you humans wear. It protects me.
From Speed Nelson: Oh hey Bowser Speed here you might know me as Speedstar2k but it no about me it about how much pain your about to feel when my team and other reviewers are put on you also me and my friends and other reviewers are just camping outside your also also thanks for the battle plans these are gonna come in handy get.
Also Also Also question how do you feel when a blue water knight come at you with a trident in hand not for any specific resones just wanna tell him he's me later gonna give the plans to Sonic and Mario
Bowser: I'm ready for you fools! Just you wait! Also, this "blue water knight" sounds oddly suspicious.
From Sans: trust me, bowser, i figured out my efforts are in vain a long time ago. ah well, at least all those anomalies buzzing around this place will be less able to influence my life inside this barrier as it keeps some of 'em out and i'm away from superjmc's boring speeches. i don't care who's aligned with who, none of these people should be here influencing this timeline, and that guy in particular tried to teleport me to be with another one of the other 'commenters' and overwrite your stand surgery. hell, he's messed with so many timelines he can't keep the continuity straight and had to ask for a refresher.
i'd remind him that if him whisking me away to some stranger had worked he'd be taking me somewhere against my will, which would legally be kidnapping but, hey, it's all just 'kilobit' thin to kids like him.
you mind if i just. . . stay here once i'm done with the goomba reflator? i feel safer in here.
Bowser: Eh, sure. Whatever. At least you won't be in my way.
From MarioMan314RBLX: Olivia, Paper Mario cares about you, all throughout the Origami Festival, he was thinking about you. Who could've know where your paper landed?
...But if you're staying, just don't get in our way. Please. I'm sure no one here would wanna hurt you at all- I don't.
Bowser...are you excited about Mario 35?
Olivia: It's not like I wanna fight. I'm just here for moral support.
Bowser: Hmph! Why do people keep calling it the Mario 35th? It's obviously me and Peach's 35th anniversary! You should be celebrating that! (There's also that fungus freak, but nobody cares about him.)
From RKType-0: *Looks around to see where I had gone to in this jump into here...*
Huh... where is this?
*sees an invasion of the Mushroom Kingdom*
...Okay, baaaaad time to go. Maybe I sh-
Halt! Suspicious Koopa!
...Suspicious?!
*sees a Goomba platoon coming over*
Goomba: Who're you? Never seen someone like you before...
Well... I... hold on.
*walks over to see a reflection of a water surface*
Huh... I'm a capped Koopa with a white shell...
Goomba: Who're you? Wait... You must be the new recruit that wants to join us! What's your name, soldier?
Uh... Just call me RK.
Goomba: RK, weird name.
RK: Hmm... Just send this to His Mighty Badness. *passes letter* Heard about him answering questions...
Goomba: I see, I see...
RK: So... I'll just be going n-
Goomba: Halt!
RK: What now...?!
Goomba: It's too far for you to go back to the castle or the Koopa Troops... so, you're coming with us!
RK: Eeeeh?!
Goomba: Chaaaaaarge!
*rumbling sounds*
RK: Eeeeh?! (S.O.S. I need HELP!)
(Meanwhole, one Goomba went all the way back and delivered the question to Bowser...)
Question: Who are those Roving Racers?
Bowser: I don't know what you're talking about.
Kamek: I think he's referring to the Koopas that Mario races after defeating you in Odyssey, sire.
Bowser: Huh. Never heard of them. But they certainly have nothing to do with me.
From Kingofnightmares: Hi lord Bowser it's nice to see you again, I say right away that I will not do anything out of the rules, it's either slowing down a bit Mario, I allow to ask other questions to people :) .
Here's the question: With the new game released (Mario 3D all star) which of the three do you like.
Before I leave, I must warn you my Lord Bowser that there are traitors among us with this, hello.
Bowser: Alright, good. I hate all three of them because they star Mario. DON'T MAKE ME PICK A FAVORITE! I will find those traitors!
From Nataly Guardado: Hi Bowser. Sorry for not coming to ask you a question yesterday. It was my birthday yesterday, and I got way too excited. But I'm back. Here's my question.
Question: What's your favorite ice cream?
Message for Mariobroultimate: If you want to know who I am when the battle against Bowser begins, look for a girl with long black hair, green shorts, and a Dragon Ball shirt that has the characters as babies. Just letting you know.
Bowser: Well, Happy late Birthday! Hey, I can be nice once in a while. I like me some hot scream spicy chocolate swirl. The SPICIEST ice cream there is! If you like things that are spicy, try it!
(K, thanks.)
From Dio: WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*Dio smashes into the edge of the barrier and feels a faint warmth and he gasps he realizes what it is. The rays of the rising sun. And being a vampire it's beginning to disintegrate him, his left hand crumbling into dust. He tries to run away, even stopping time with [The World] to get a lead, but even still the sun's rising too fast and soon he's literally cornered with nowhere to run.*
T-This is impossible! I, the immortal DIO, am being defeated so easily at the height of my power! Grrrrrr, [THE PASSION]!
*Purple vines shoot out of Dio's arm as he uses his secondary Stand, The Passion, to take over the underground cables leading to the TV in Bowser's castle so he can ask his final question face to face*
Bowser, did you time my capture like this just so the sun would destroy me?
Bowser: Well, I didn't know that, but THANKS FOR TELLING ME, MORON!
*Dio can hear Bowser's response from so far away because of his vampiricly enhanced sense of hearing. Not a moment after that the sun finally reaches Dio and he screams "KONO DIO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" as he crumbles to dust, leaving nothing left but his clothes that some itemshop owner is probably going to sell to Mario and Luigi for a stupidly high price and the bone that impaled him. And The Passion held out long enough for everyone to see the disintegration of Dio before it perished with its user, the last thing seen before the video cut out being Dio's jacket on the upright bone waving like a flag.*
Bowser: Gee. Must've been a vampire.
From Null: Greetings, Lord Bowser. It's me, Null, again and I just wanted to wish you good luck on the invasion. I cannot participate myself during combat, due to some "personal matters". And I don't really have anything new to gift to you, your Cruelty, but I have one single question for you:
Have ever planned to make a Mobile Fortress? As in, a literal fortress that can move around easily. No, it doesn't have to be the main fortress that is moving (granted, you already have numerous other castles) but still. I think it would be helpful for your upcoming invasions and such.
And also mariobroultimate, I salute you for your patience and maturity. Nut just for this "Bowser Situation", but about all those pesky rule breakers around there.
Once again, good luck Lord Bowser. You might need it.
Bowser: I DID have a mobile castle once. In Paper Mario and Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga. However, it took a lot of work and extra money, so after Mario destroyed it twice, I stopped bothering with it to avoid bankruptcy.
(Thank you for the praise, despite the fact that you're on Bowser's side.)
From ABowserFan: WOO-HOO
King Bowser, you have fans here to assist you in the invasion. We will help you overthrow the monarch and install your rule into the mushroom kingdom.
And now my question.
Did you, Eggman, Ganon and Sephroth release an album called 'Big Bad Bosses'?
Bowser: Yeah! Now, that's what I'm talking about! Why can't there be more people in this review section like you? Most of those reviewers hate me.
Bowser: Me and those other guys didn't actually perform that song. We were played by actors. But all I gotta say is… BEST SONG EVER! It describes us perfectly. We ARE the boss! And you shouldn't mess with us!
From Super Mario the hero: Bowser, you fiend! I can't believe you kidnapped someone just so you could host a QnA! I, as Super Mario, will collect all 120 stars and save mariobroultimate!
(Message to mariobroultimate: Hang in there! I have 3/4 of the stars now, it shouldn't be long before you're free)
Bowser: Not a question! GET OUT OF MY QnA YOU PESKY PLUMBER!
From AU Bowser: Hey other me, are you going soft on Mario?
Bowser: Why would I go soft on my ARCHENEMY?! What universe are you from?
From ShadowLord56: Mecha Sonic: *breaks through the roof* Ah, so my scans didn't malfunction, the Master Emerald is here, very well, obese turtle, give the Master Emerald right now or I'll destroy you! *puts out rocket gun*
(I think I already answered this exact review.)
From Baby Wario: So let me get this straight, you think you can scare me? You think you can scare Baby Wario?!
Well say hello to my little friend... well, before I show you my little friend, here is a question so Bowser doesn't remove this review:
Have you ever met Baby Bowser?
Bowser: Of course I have! Did you not play Yoshi's Island DS or Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time?
Now that you answered my question, Baby Wario show you my little friend:
*grabs a really stinky diaper from his pocket*
FIVE DAY OLD DIAPER!
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! SOMEBODY!
Baby Wario: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*16 agonizing minutes later*
From GlowingGem: Wait... So... Olivia and Olly are basically... Living with you now...? Did I miss something?
Well, okay... anyway... Uh... Out of all the Mario party games (except Mario party 10 and Super Mario party) which one was your favorite and why? Oh! And I brought some treats for you all to enjoy before the atta-uh I mean finale! Here's a tray of homemade dog biscuits for all the chain chomps guarding the castle! A large tray of chocolate chip cookies for junior, a frosted stroodle for Kamek, some dark chocolate brownies for you, (Two large frosted cinnamon rolls for the siblings downstairs if they're there...) And a large cookies n' cream shake for mariobroultimate. Hey, you never said anything about not giving him beverages!
I'm a baking dork in case you haven't noticed... Oh, and in case you think I've tampered with the sweets...
*Proceeds to blindfold self, and grabs random cookie and brownie from the plates and bites into them. Nothing happens.*
See?
(Take a look back at previous sessions. You'll see.)
Bowser: I wasn't playable in any of those games before the tenth game. I was just there to be a party pooper. So it's hard for me to pick. Honestly, to me… they're all the same. I guess I'll go with Mario Party 8, since I got to wield the Star Rod again.
From NintendoFan2867: Hello, Bowser, you're a vile, two-chin, ugly, slimy, evil super villain reptile, grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss, the True Koopa King.
My question: What do you think of the new "Bowser's Fury" mode in the 3dWorld remaster? Do you know what it's going to be like?
Bowser: Why, thank you! And I already talked out my thoughts on that mode. CAN WE MOVE ON NOW?!
From LisReal2401: Heya Bowser. I-it's a me, Luigi. And uh... I have to ask you something.
In Super Mario Bros. 1, you didn't have hair. But in Super Mario 3 and onwards, you do have hair. Does that mean you're bald, or wear a wig?
Bowser: I-I-It wasn't BALD! It was.,. thinning… I… I grew my hair out. Wearing a wig just lacks any honour on me. Now get out of my QnA before I pummel you, Green Stache!
From RareDomains: So I have started playing the games in the 3D all stars collection (I brought my Nintendo switch with me in my backpack and was playing in bed in case you were wondering). Most notably Super Mario 64. When I reached the first Bowser fight I was appalled with just how awesome the boss theme was!
So this begs the question, what is your number one favorite "Bowser boss theme"?
Bowser: Glad you enjoy my boss music! It's a true classic in my repertoire of epic boss music. My favorite just so happens to be the music that plays in my third and final battle in 64. Not sure if you reached it yet, but when you do, trust me! You're gonna love it!
From Shadow Kirby: Mind Bowser was watching the invasion a shadow comes up behind him.
Bowser: I feel observed, (turns and sees nothing), I would have guessed it, (turns and sees Shadow Kirby watching him).
Bowser: Ahhhhhh ... who are you?
Shadow Kirby: He watches him and gives him a "Question: When did you feel so humiliated by Mario" paper.
Then Shadow Kirby disappears into the dark.
Kamek: Bowser or heard you scream, did something happen?
Bowser: Some… creepy looking gray thing with eyes jump scared me and gave me this question paper.
Kamek: Alright, search the castle for the intruder, everyone!
Bowser: Whoever you were, I feel humiliated by Mario EVERY TIME! How would you feel if you were an almighty, super strong, king of evil who comes up with dastardly clever plans, only to get beaten up by a chubby plumber boy?
From Guest: How do you feel when you defeated your worst enemy such as Fawful in Bowser's Inside Story?
How do you feel when you defeated your worst enemy such as Fawful in Bowser's Inside Story?
Bowser: I was GLAD that looser was finally gone! Mario was actually BEARABLE when compared to him. If only I could beat Mario for good like I did with Fawful.
From Giest: Hello again Bowser!
(I'm writing this on a nintendo 2ds sorry)
What was it like relizing that Mario, Luigi, and Starlow (A.K.A Chippy) were inside your body for pretty much all of Bowser's Inside Story?
And Kamek was Kammy your relative or significant other?
Bowser: MORE THAN ONE QUESTION! BURNING IT!
From helledo: You have a phobia you're too embarassed to admit?
Bowser: NO! I DO NOT! DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT!
Kamek: He does.
Bowser: NO I DON'T!
Bowser: At last, my conquest will finally be fulfilled!
(Next is the FINAL SESSION!)