I owe you guys so here is another one.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters

20.

PERCABETH

because it's better than Perachel

WAY better

21.

Person: I ship Perachel

Me: #Allergic to Stupidity

22.

Annabeth: Percy I'm cold

Percy: Here you go * hands Annabeth jacket*

Annabeth: Thanks Seaweed Brain

5 minutes later

Will: Nico I'm cold

Nico: * Holds up sword* FUCK YOU ZEUS *runs off*

Jason: Hey! Only I get to say fuck you to my dad!

23.

How to kidnap me

Stranger: Hey, want some candy?

Me: Ew, leave me alone

Stranger: *eyes Percy Jackson book I'm holding* Want some Percy Jackson?

Me: Oh my gods! Where's your car again?