Title: Curse Them Al- What The He- WHAT!?
Small little snip.
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"Father won't like you sneaking outside," The harmonic voice stopped him on his feet, an annoyed sigh coming out of his mouth as he turned around on the spot. The secret entrance lay covered once again.
"That would require him to keep an actual watch over me," He deadpanned, mockingly raising his hands in the gesture of surrender. "Though I suppose he has you for that,"
His sister rolled her eyes, idly walking towards the secret entrance and uncovering the large tattered blind. Revealing a small, not for him of course, sized hole, one that had her raising an eyebrow at him.
"What? Only I can fit, no one else would be able to chase me once I've made my escape."
His sister tittered at him, an action that bore her a very irritated expression from him.
"There's so much to teach you, and so little time."
"...Was that a dwarf joke?"
"You'll know when I make a dwarf joke, though it might pass over your head,"
"Har har, you ought to become a jester,"
"And take away your dream profession? What kind of sister would I be?" She deadpanned without a missed beat, before urging him to follow her. "Come along then, there's a much better way to sneak out to Lannisport."
"With my sister for a guard?"
"Well, I am certainly not going to let my brother waltz about the city like a headless chicken."
"What will the people think of me?" He questioned with mock effect, completely ignoring her barb.
"Can't get any worse," Cersei Lannister shrugged, idly whistling an unknown tune.
Probably got it from that woods witch she seemed to favor so much.
He idly wondered if he was the only sane one in their family.
Jaime gives up his inheritance to guard a literal mad king and his sister gets advice from a mad seer.
He couldn't see how his family could've possibly turned out... weirder.
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