Rey

1. Give her one quarter portion for every junk part she tries to sell you, no matter how much it is really worth.

2. Replace her x-wing pilot helmet with a stormtrooper bucket.

3. Replace her quarterstaff with a long cardboard tube or pool noodle. OR

4. Paint her quarterstaff in glittery colors! You can also paint the aforementioned cardboard tube or pool noodle if you want to make that prank more elaborate.

5. Pull the Caretakers'/Luke's prank on her again, but drag her into your merry dance when she arrives to the village.

6. Hide her lightsaber, and give her those red double lightsabers from her vision as a birthday present. Make sure the entire Resistance is present when you do. Invite Kylo (and Palpatine if you're lucky enough) to her birthday party to add to the drama!

7. Tell her she would make a GREAT Empress! OR

8. Call her the Senate, but don't explain what you mean by that to her, unless the explanation will make her even more annoyed (which it most likely will).

9. Dye her triple buns crazy colors.

10. Stick a big scary rathtar picture to her bedroom wall when she's asleep so it's the first thing she sees when she wakes up.

11. Sing "Rey and Kylo, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" whenever she's force-skyping Kylo.

12. Ask her if she has a "cute boyfriend". If she does, make an "Ew" face when she tells you who it is, no matter if her boyfriend is Finn, Poe, or Kylo. If she isn't dating anyone, tell her who you ship with her, and make her read fan fiction about her least favorite pairing!

13. Take her hand when she's running. That's a no-brainer.

14. When she asks you for a tool, keep giving her the wrong one, even if you know what the tool she wants looks like.

15. Tell her that you found the job offer of a lifetime for her! Don't tell her that it's a First Order internship with Grandpa Palpatine (or his clone, whoever is more accessible at the moment), especially if Kylo is going to be her co-worker.

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A.N. Nobody asked, but I ship Finn and Rey because they're so cute together! Does anyone else here agree? Anyway, that's all I have for this week.

DawnDayrider: I would have liked to do Mara, but I barely know anything about her except the basics, unfortunately. The only Expanded Universe book I have read was "The Courtship of Princess Leia". Oh well.

777: Yes. At least you can blame some of these pranks on another character!

AxolDragon: Those are funny suggestions! :D Poor porgs, haha.

SamaritanPrime: Those suggestions for Kylo made me laugh a lot. That would piss him off so much! XD Good to know that Threepio doesn't use one, though that would have been neat if he had. It's always funny to see a fussy, proper droid like him use a weapon, like in Attack of the Clones.