Chapter 10: Sans gets horny
They had reached the peak of the mountain. Sans and Tyrone scanned the horizon. They saw a stone platform acting as a pathway, lying directly above the volcano entrance. Lava bubbled beneath.
"Yo. Thas hot." Tyrone said.
"Wait… hold on!" Sans exclaimed, squinting his eyes.
"There's someone down there!"
They both looked a little harder, and noticed that there was a strange, bald looking creature with a ring in his hand. Next to him was a small human with strangely hairy feet and long hair.
"Bruh he boutta yeet that ring in the hot!"Tyrone exclaimed, as he picked his nose.
"I got this!" Sans yelled.
Sans ran down to the stone platform, while Tyrone followed suit. Sans plucked a bone from his ribs and threw it like a boomerang at the bald creature, Aussie style.
"OWW!" The creature shrieked, as it dropped the ring and turned around to face Sans. The creature was Gollum!
"GOLLUM?" Sans exclaimed, feeling kinda horny.
"Yessss! NOW LEAVE SO I CAN HAVE MY RINGSIES!"
Sans bit his lip suggestively, staring at Gollum's massive, blue eyes. They had tons of red veins, so clearly Gollum was on crack.
"I want your bone inside me, Gollum!" Sans yelled. He couldn't resist his urges anymore.
"Yo, Sans! Don't fall for his sexy traps! He just wants that sweet skull of yours!" Tyrone yelled.
Sans snapped out of it, and shook his head. "You can't fool me, Gollum! Now tell me, where's Monkey Lane?!"
"Ah Balls…" Gollum said, "The lava is fake, all you gotta do is jump in there.
"Get owned eediot!" Tyrone exclaimed with joy. Sans, still a little horny, was also happy to get the answer. BUT THEN OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE…
NARUTO ERUPTED OUT OF THE LAVA!