#081: Magnemite

Type: Electric/Steel

Average penis length/design: 1 inch screw

Magnemite live in areas where electricity is most available. During mating season, Magnemite's electricity will become more unstable and therefore will need release as soon as possible, and since their own magnet arms are quite useless for this job, they do require a mate of some kind.

Female Magnemite have a small, screw shaped hole located at the very base of her head that the male Magnemite will twist its screw shaped penis inside. The two Magnemite will go at it with the male screwing and unscrewing it's penis until the male releases a type of oil that is filled with tiny metal beads that are Magnemite sperm. The sperm fertilizes the Magnemite's egg which is more fluid but allows the sperm to enter.

#082: Magneton

Type: Electric/Steel

Average penis length/design: Three 1 inch screws

When the magnetic force of three Magnemite become so strong that they cannot separate from each other, then those Magnemite fuse to become Magneton. Magneton are especially dangerous during mating season when the pleasure its combined brain becomes so intense that Magneton lets off jolts of electricity without even thinking about it.

Only Magnemite of the same gender can fuse to become Magneton, so Magneton do possess three sets of screw-like genitals. Magneton genitals might be located on different ends of the Pokémon, but since a Magneton's brain is composed of the combined brains of the three Magnemite, they all do feel something while mating and it can feel like Magneton is having three orgasms at once.

#083: Farfetch'd

Type: Normal/Flying

Average penis length/design: 1 ½ foot long, classic duck shape.

Farfetch'd are well known for the leek that they carry and use as a weapon, and during tough times when they can't seem to find a mate, Farfetch'd will often use their leek to help give themselves pleasure. Oddly enough, Farfetch'd do not determine whether or not they've found a suitable mate based on the size of their leek, but instead skills with their leek with things like throwing or smashing things.

Farfetch'd's penis is very much like that of a common duck in that it is corkscrew shaped, is very long and can spring to an erection in a moment's notice. In fact, Farfetch'd have one of the largest penises relative to their body size of all the bird Pokémon.

Likewise, female Farfetch'd have a corkscrew vagina, but inside have a few dead ends that lead nowhere near their womb which helps to prevent rape.

#083: Galarain Farfetch'd

Type: Fighting

Average penis length/design: 1 ¾ foot long, duck shape

Leeks in the Galar region are much longer, thicker and more powerful, so any Farfetch'd in the region that acquired one of these have adapted to this. Larger Pokémon will even use these large leeks to help pleasure themselves in unique ways. That is unless the Farfetch'd owner is nearby.

Galarian Farfetch'd are a bit more aggressive in battle than their Kantonian counterparts, but are much more calm and gentle when it comes to mating. If two Galarian Farfetch'd do mate, then they will usually have to put their leeks down to begin with, as they are quite heavy, and can mate for quite a long time, about half an hour, despite their smaller size.

#084: Doduo

Type: Normal/Flying

Average penis length/design: dual 4 inch tapered

The dual heads on a Doduo don't always prove that two is better than one, since their brains are split they will often clash with each other. It's not uncommon for one Doduo head to find a mate to be attractive while the other Doduo head catches eyes to another. Thankfully, Doduo are gifted with a dual set of penises that are connected to each of their brains.

Female Doduo do have a uterus that is split into either side, but they are both connected to a singular vagina so a female Doduo will often have to direct the male they are penetrating to make sure they have the right one.

#085: Dodrio

Type: Normal/Flying

Average penis length/design: Trio of 5 inch, tapered

Dodrio might not be able to fly, but they are fast on their feet, and when it comes to courting and mating, the early Dodrio gets the worm, as they say. Two heads are one thing, but with Dodrio having three clashing heads, well it can create even more chaos.

Unlike their Pre-evolution, if there is one thing that Dodrio can agree upon it's a mate. It's unknown how, but the three brains of Dodrio somehow have the exact same mind when it comes to finding a mate. Because Dodrio have three penises and female Dodrio have a uterus that splits into 3 that connect to one vagina, triplets in the Dodrio community are very common, unless all three Dodrio decide to focus on getting sperm into just one uterus which is more difficult than it may seem.

#086: Seel

Type: Water

Average penis length/design: 5 inch, flesh ring around the tip

Seel prefer to live in areas where the waters are freezing cold, colder than many river/lake Pokémon would dare to go to. As such, finding a mate other than another Seel is somewhat difficult, but Seel do manage to get by nonetheless.

Seel are very sluggish and lazy on land and in warmer waters, so when they do mate they prefer to do so in the freezing waters that they love to give both the Seel themselves and their partner a great experience, assuming their partner doesn't mind the cold. Seel also prefer to lay their eggs into the freezing water as they have the best chance to grow in such an environment.

#087: Dewgong

Type: Water/Ice

Average penis length/design: 7 inch, flesh ring around the tip

Like their pre-evolution, Dewgong are very active in cold water and relaxed and lazy in warm water and on land. Regardless of the environment, however, Dewgong are very playful and one of their favorite things to do, besides looking for food, is mate. Dewgong are very casual and open about sex and are not afraid to try it with other Pokémon species or even humans. They are also not afraid to display homosexual behavior as Dewgong find it to be very fun.

At night, however, Dewgong become more dominant and aggressive and will often dive into the water to look for weaker Water Pokémon for them to take advantage of.

Dewgong penises, same with Seel, have a fleshy ring that surrounds the urethral opening that acts like a knot in that it helps to keep sperm inside and ensure pregnancy.

#088: Grimer

Type: Poison

Average penis length/design: 4 inch, sludge stick

The first Grimer were created through sludge on the ocean floor that was brought to life by radiation from the moon. Their stench is intoxicating, but this very stench is the exact thing that Grimer use to their advantage when looking for a mate. If any Pokémon other than another Grimer mate with them, then they will smell just like Grimer for about 3 days after. Even soaking in the strongest soap won't get the stench off of them.

Grimer penises are composed entirely of hardened sludge they are born from, and the sperm they release is about as smelly as Grimer themselves. Grimer prefer to bury their eggs into sludge, garbage or anything else that's foul smelling as that gives the Grimer inside the best chance to grow.

#088: Alolan Grimer

Type: Poison/Dark

Average penis length/design: 4 inch, sludge stick

Alolan Grimer were originally brought to the region as a way to solve any sort of trash problem as trash is their main diet, and the Grimer do a pretty stellar job at that. Alolan Grimer grow crystals on them that are filled with poison from the trash that they eat, and should any of these crystals fall off they will release a very deadly poison.

Alolan Grimer mate much similarly to their purple Kantonian counterparts, but Alolan Grimer will often lay their eggs in the Alolan sewers as the waste down there creates a perfect environment for Alolan Grimer growth.

#089: Muk

Type: Poison

Average penis length/design: 6 inch, sludge stick

When the sludge that makes Grimer piles on and piles on over time, then Muk is created. Muk are far bigger and twice as smelly as Grimer and are often the cause of water pollution in the areas that they go to.

Muk court by performing a special dance where they smear their sludge everywhere and dance in it, if both Muk find the other's sludge to be as satisfying as their own then they will declare themselves to be mates. During mating, the combined stench of the two Muk can be smelled from two towns over, many nearby Pokémon have to leave as the smell is just so bad.

#089: Alolan Muk

Type: Poison/Dark

Average penis length/design: 6 inch, sludge stick

The different colors on Alolan Muk are caused by different chemicals in the trash that it eats. Alolan Muk's fangs and claws are composed of highly lethal poison that it can crack onto and release the poison when threatened.

Alolan Muk are about as foul smelling as their Kantonian counterparts, but actually prefer to mate in areas where their smell are more muffled like in the Alolan sewers. Alolan Muk may sometimes crack one of their poison crystals and inhale the toxic fumes to really up their sex drive and libido to the point where they can continuously mate for hours on end.

Thank you for reading this story up to this point, if you like it then please let me know.

The next chapter will feature Pokemon such as Shellder, Gastly, Onix and more so stay tuned for that.

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