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As usual, it's Pari on the bold and Para on the bold italics.
Chapter 8…OMG ("gods" geddit)
That is...
The worst joke ever
Ever.
We walked all day through the woods and soon we got to California the next day.
Let's get that straight. From Long Island to California, through the woods...in one day?
Geography, time, distance... nothing works regularly for Flavia Knight.
It was the dessert where we were.
Were they standing in the middle of ice cream?
I think she means desert.
So I didn't wear my jacket
Good Lord, another clothing description?
I am escaping.
, instead I stuck it in my backpack that Nico and Albaster were fighting over who carried for me.
Huh.
Why would they fight over something like that?
Gentlemanly...or whatever.
Ah, yes.
But my bow and arrow were on the ready because this was the Dessert of Monsters.
As opposed to the Main Course of monsters?
As opposed to the Sea Of Monsters, moron.
Also I carried Agamemnon and Telmelchus was around my neck (the locket kind.)
We know. It would be weird to have a weapon hanging from your neck otherwise.
It was a walk
Wasn't that obvious?
and everything was hot, especially Nico lol.
Whe-Wha-Whaaat?
Especially Nico.
LOL.
My eyes.
We came to a bridge that was old and made of sticks tied together and it hung above a big cliff.
In the middle of the desert.
No, it could be the end of it...or something. Cut her some slack.
"We must cross this bridge!" Said Albaster. But it was a drop 500 sheer feet all the way to sharp sactlites at the bottom.
Alabaster asked you to jump. Not to commit suicide.
He should've asked that, actually
We looked over the edge and saw some skeletons there who got impaled because they fell.
...
Who got impaled because they...fell
Not to mention they were probably dead, because, y'know, happens when you fall five hundred feet down.
"Omg!" I yelled (see like the name of the chapter.)
Who on earth uses text language while talking?
It would be like, me saying, "How r u doin, Pari"
...Please don't.
Because 15 monsters were running at us from the other side of the bridge!
Oh yes! Does Flavia's story end here?
There was three monitars,
And four keyboards as well.
a empusa thirsted for blood but I was empervous because I was part empusa now,
Probably because the empousa didn't want to become ill after drinking Flavia's blood.
also six telkines, and six hell hounds!
Wait, do the math. Six telekines,(whatever they are), six hellhounds, an empousa and three ... minotaurs, I think.
So there were sixteen monsters.
Way to go, Flavia
The first monitar flunged himslef on me (not that way you pervs.)
Eh?
What?
As if the minotaur wants anything to do with you
I cut his stomach and something fell out, it was his spleen but people can live without their spleen so I stabbed him again.
An awesome action scene, indeed.
Then I shot the empusa and the arrow went threw her head and kept going so it killed the hell hounds too!
What? Egad, what has happened?
She killed an empousa and SIX hellhounds with ONE arrow.
I don't think even Apollo or Artemis could do it.
Yeah, but this is FLAVIA, remember? Doer of undoable things.
Nico swung his sword in an ark, three monitar heads rolled in the air and exploded like dust!
Way cooler than your way, Flavia
This is Nico. Nice, brooding Nico. Of course he's better and cooler.
Albaster shot magic at the telkines, they all got confussed and killed each others men.
Ooh, I like Alabaster.
Smartass.
Ivy threw rocks at them too.
See how terrible a human being Flavia is? Ivy is an afterthought. This is why Percy and Annabeth are the best.
Just when I thought we win,
Oh no, that means you're immediately going to lose.
more monsters pored from the cliff.
Is it going to be the end?
You sound so hopeful.
I am.
But remember? There are sixty-something more chapters and another story-
Do not remind me
I stood with my back against Nico, I was ready to go down fighting like an hunteress should!
Thank God she didn't contemplate sacrificing Ivy
The monitar ax cut me a little before so I had a sexy scar on the right side of my lip to my chin, I looked proud and dangerous.
So she says. * Rolls eyes. *
"Theres too many Flaiva!" Yelled Ivy, "We need to run away!"
At least she has a healthy dose of self preservation instinct.
"No!" I yelled "Let them come!" I stabbed with Agamenmom and tranformed Telemachus into a whip, it lashed mighty
How does a whip lash "mighty"
Mightily, I suppose
and split three monsters in halfs as it cut threw the air like a steel snake.
Nice description, actually.
Had the grammar been a tad better...
...it would've been a nice sentence to read.
"We will die you know," Said Ivy.
Way to go, Captain Obvious
"Then we will die like heros," I said, "I will go to Elsyium and be with Luke forever!"
Luke...uh, Luke said he'll chose reincarnation, yeah?
He wants to try thrice. Isles of the Blest.
Maybe he didn't mention it to Flavia.
But Luke died in a totally different way, remember?
"Wait your heart is still his?" Said Albaster confusedly.
She has a thing like that?
Shocker.
I opened my mouth to say yes but then I stopped, image of Nivo's firm abs
Ugh, that's ... weird.
and Albaster's sensative faces misted in my eyes. For a first time I was not sure anymore.
Good lord, two more boys who'll suffer.
The monsters were all dead now so we walked on the bridge. It was 700 feet high,
I thought she said five hundred
Yeah, but it grew two hundred feet in the time they fought.
Huh.
the winds howled around us like storms with tornados.
Wait, what?
Ivy bitched and moned but I narrow my lips and pressed on.
Ivy the bitch. Isn't it getting old?
That all girls are terrible, and Flavia is the best? Never gets old for Mary Sues, I tell you
The bridge was long so it took us another day to get to the edge of it
So the bridge is as long as the way from Long Island to California. Riiight.
and the rest of the dessert stretched in front of us, it was a depressing site.
This was a depressing read.
I agree.
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