Alright, so this one has a decent length. It was entertaining for a while, but hope you enjoy, as usual :)

Palutena was freaking out. She had miscast a spell by accident.

It all started with Peach's game of truth or dare. When Zelda had dared her to switch bodies with the princess, she easily complied. When the flash of light was over, and both her and Peach were unaffected, she had wondered what had gone wrong.

Marth woke up. Somehow, to him, the room seemed… different. He brushed a red strand of hair away from his eyes and…

Wait, red?

This was immediately a sign of disaster. 'Did somebody dye my hair in my sleep?' he thought anxiously, before turning to the mirror.

What shocked him was that the prince was no longer the Hero-King, but now the Young Lion.

Panicking he turned back and realized that indeed, he was in Roy's room.

Then, there was knocking on the door. Roy(Marth) opened it to see Ike.

"Hey, I would like my body back please, whoever you are," Ike said.

"... What?" Roy(Marth) was speechless. "Ike?"

As if realizing for the first time, "Ike" looked down at his body and said, "Woah, I'm super tall. Cool! Is this what it feels like to finally be taller than Marth?"

"Excuse me?" Roy(Marth) said.

"Still, I would prefer my own body back. Who are you and what are you doing in my body?" "Ike" said.

"... Roy… It's me, Marth. The person you were celebrating about being taller than. Even that body could not hide your identity."

"Oh. Welp, looks like you're shorter than me now!" Ike(Roy) said.

"Can we just find out who did this and get it over with…?"

"Of course. I mean, How am I going to fight in this body anyways? He's tall, but he's slow."

Suddenly, a little white angel ran up to them.

"You! I've been looking for you the entire time, and you just run?"

Roy(Marth) rolled his eyes. "Calm down, please. What's the big deal?"

"Pit had to teach me to fly to keep up with you. Even if he could only do it for a couple of minutes."

"But aren't you Pit?" Ike(Roy) asked.

"Yes and no. I'm not used to moving this quickly, but whoever you are, get out of my body," ''Pit" said, scowling and kicking Ike(Roy) in the ankle.

"Ah, I see now. You've been swapped with Pit, haven't you? Ike, you do know you look adorable like that, right? Less intimidating?" Roy(Marth) remarked, laughing a little behind his hand.

Pit(Ike) looked up at him, gave a confused expression, and started questioning. "Marth? Is… that you?"

Roy(Marth) nodded, but then Ike(Roy) interjected, saying "Wait, so do I look that derpy when I laugh?"

Pit(Ike) turned to answer, but then Link crashed into him.

"What-?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going, and I was having a hard time following you, and I didn't know that my body would move so fast and-"

"It's fine, Pit" Pit(Ike) said, hopping back to his feet, and then thinking in wonder how he moved so quickly.

Link(Pit) looked at "himself", then told him, "Lady Palutena says that she and Robin are coming up with a reversal spell. She told me to get all those with switched bodies so that they can go back to normal."

Roy(Marth) cheered, while Ike(Roy) instead said "Aww, so that means I can't be taller than Marth anymore…"

Cloud then walked in, dragging "Marth" by the cape. "I found the last one, he was chatting with Zelda. Something about looking more princely in a prince's body."

Roy(Marth) stopped cheering. "So, if this is everyone who switched, then either Cloud or Link is in… my body."

Cloud shrugged, before saying, "I'm normal. According to Palutena, I was out of range."

"Link…"

Marth(Link) put his hands in the air in mock surrender. "Okay, okay, but I didn't say anything stupid. I promise! Please don't tell Marth, wherever he is..."

"I am Marth…"

"..."

Thankfully, Palutena happened to enter the room, Robin and Lucina flanking her, saving Marth(Link) from further embarrassment.

"Okay everyone, first I need to know who swapped with who. If you aren't switched, then get out."

Cloud cast Pit(Ike) a glance that gave off a 'Heh, at least I don't have to stumble about like a fool' kind of vibe before strutting smugly out of the room.

Lucina just pulled out her phone.

Lucina has created a Chat

Lucina has added Marth, Roy, Ike, Pit, and Link to the chat.

Lucina: Please state who you are.

Roy: This is Marth

Ike: I'm Ike :D

Pit: No you aren't you sound nothing like me.

Ike: Do I have to play the "I'm a grumpy mercenary" facade?

Pit: Please don't

Link: I'm Pit

Marth: Link here.

Ike: I'm Ike and "You'll get no sympathy from me"

Pit: …

Pit: -_-

Ike: You sound like Marth now.

Roy: … Cut it out Roy.

Ike: Aww man

Pit: For the love of Ashunera Roy.

Pit: Your attempts at sounding like me are worse than Cloud's

Ike: Cloud makes Ike imitations? Remind me to ask him about that later

Lucina: Let's not

As the switched people began texting, Lucina showed Robin and Palutena the text messages.

"So, Marth is actually Link, Link is actually Pit, Pit is Ike, Roy is Marth, and Ike is Roy…"

Robin nodded. "That seems about it."

Palutena waved her staff again, and there were a couple more flashes of light.

She gave a sigh as the other smashers began sounding more like themselves again.

Roy: I'm me again!

Marth: Good riddance

Ike: …

"I knew you could do it, Lady Palutena!" Pit cheered, and rushed over to hug his goddess.

But the excitement was cut short when Ike interrupted saying, "You can use your magic to make us switch bodies, but you couldn't use it to cure Marth of a simple cold? What was all that crap about 'abusing your power' and 'being responsible' then?"

Marth mouthed "run" to the goddess as Ike started shooting heated glares at her. If looks could kill, Ike would have killed a goddess about 20 times now, not counting the one that he killed back on Tellius.

Deciding that she didn't want a couple broken bones, she quickly warped off, Ike yelling, "Get back here you COWARD!"

Marth and Link rolled their eyes in unison, attempting to hold the mercenary back.

"Ike, CALM DOWN!"