Moe's ability to put on a judgemental face that actually made Fuyumi feel ever so slightly guilty over everything was unmatched, something about the way her eyebrows just flared up every few seconds that added to the look. "So, you're telling me that since the last time we hung out you not only managed to find a boyfriend but also managed to get married and move into his house all while saying that you were too busy with school to hang out with me?"

Fuyumi sucked on her bottom lip while she nursed her coffee. "Mmm, yeah, that pretty much covers it."

"Is his dick that good?"

Fuyumi snorted and looked around the cafe her and Moe frequented, the location was close enough to her father's work that it could serve as a staging ground for whatever they wanted to do with the day.

After a week of being Fuyumi Midoriya this was the first time she had managed to find the time to hang out with Moe, who was technically her best friend. Sure there had been times before now where she wasn't busy, but that time was filled with Izuku related things.

"He's a bit on the large side," Fuyumi muttered, feeling her cheeks flare to life. "But, he's really tender and loving about it."

"You know I wasn't exacting an honest answer from that right?" Moe raised an eyebrow and sat forward elbows on the table and her hands forming two lines like she was trying to demonstrate how big something was. Fuyumi knew here this was going. "But, how big we talk'n?"

Fuyumi smiled and grabbed onto Moe's fingers and pushed the hand back an inch, then she stared at the distance and moved it another inch.

"Holy shit, is his quirk having a big dick?"

Fuyumi hummed and shrugged, she might as well have a little fun with Moe about this whole thing. It wasn't often that she could actually tease Moe. "Maybe, but it is a nice bonus to marrying him."

"So, like, why did you marry him? What on earth did he say that made you go 'Yes, I will marry you right now'" Moe still inspected the distance between her hands in utter amazement.

"Well," Fuyumi shrugged, "The first thing he did was ask me if I wanted to get married, move into a house and have two kids."

"And what the fuck did you say?"

A smile crept onto her face as she took a sip of her coffee. "Make it three."

Moe blinked at least a dozen times and her flaming green hair flickered and roared, nearly exploding out of the lone hair tie that somehow kept her hair into a ponytail. Moe's quirk was an enigma. "Look, there is no way that line is anywhere as smooth as you are making it out to seem, because that's some 1st grader bullshit of having your first female friend and telling her you're going to marry her one day."

Moe pointed a hand at Fuyumi, her eyes narrowing. "This guy better be handsome as hell, what's he look like."

"You know that pro hero my dad rants about all the time?"

"All Might?"

Nope but that was her soon to be father in law.

"No, the other one, the new one."

"Deku?"

"Yeah, he looks like that."

"Please? Really?" Moe crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes at Fuyumi. "It's not even April 1st, and even if this was this surprise marriage thing would be a bad joke, I'm going to need more proof besides your word. You don't even have a ring yet."

"We were going to go ring shopping soon," Fuyumi pulled her phone out of her pocket and flipped through it. She had taken a shameful amount of pictures of Izuku at home. Many of which were of him just doing random stuff, like, how he looked when he was doing dishes with his sleeves rolled up looking like he was some kind of a casual male model. "Pics alright?"

"Just let me see this guy." Moe extended her hand and made a gimmie motion. Moe stared at the phone for a second. "This is a picture of Deku."

"Yep."

"So you're saying."

"Yep."

"Alright, so Deku's quirk is big dick energy, that explains how he can do all the bullshit he does like, fly." Moe handed the phone back and glared again. "But, I'm going to need proof that you're actually married to him and that you're not just regular dating."

"I showed you the marriage certificate."

"You know how to use powerpoint."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"I don't know you could have like photoshopped it or something."

Fuyumi let her shoulders drop. Sometimes, it was hard to believe that Moe was only a few years older than her. "Powerpoint is nothing like photoshop."

"I know," Moe smiled and drummed her fingers along the table. "But, it's fun to annoy you like that. Besides I know of one way for you to prove that you're actually married to Izuku."

Fuyumi raised an eyebrow and took another sip of her coffee. "Oh, and how's that?"

Moe stood and swung her long leg over so that she was standing right above Fuyumi, her flaming green hair danced with motion and the fire in Moe's ember colored eyes was down right seductive. Moe grabbed Fuyumi's chin with a tender touch that was warm and forced their eyes to meet. A smile spread on Moe's face as she leaned in close. "A three way ought to do."

This wasn't the first time that Moe had made a pass like that to Fuyumi. Each and every time Fuyumi had turned into a blushing mess that had left her wondering just how straight she was, for the most part it was easy to refuse, but it still set her off guard.

Until now that is.

Fuyumi smiled and didn't even blush. "That doesn't work on me anymore Moe, I'm spoken for."

"Damn, well, you're no fun." Moe slammed back down into her seat. "Still, I'm going to need a bit more proof of Mr." Moe held up her hands at about the same distance Fuyumi had adjusted them earlier.

"How am I supposed to prove that?"

Moe shrugged, "Three way, sex tape, dick pic, you name it. But, that does lead me to one very important question. Two actually."

Fuyumi let out a loud sigh just to make sure Moe could hear her. "What are they."

"One," Moe held up a finger and leaned onto the table. "Where's the honeymoon? And two." Moe's smile crept all the way up to her eyes. "Who I gotta fight to be a godmother?"

"Umm, my mother, and the woman that gave birth to Deku." Fuyumi blinked and then shrugged. "Oh, and All Might."

"Wait what?"

AN: short chapter to cleanse my pallet. Hope you all enjoy.