Bored. -SH
Bored. -SH
John I'm bored. -SH
John reply to me. -SH
Johhhhhhhhnnnn I'm bored. Reply. Now. -SH
John. -SH
John. -SH
What do you want Sherlock, I'm busy. -JW
Busy doing what? -SH
Working. -JW
I'm bored. -SH
Ask Lestrade for a case. -JW
He doesn't have any. -SH
Ask Mycroft. -JW
No, he'll use it against me in the future. -SH
Sorry I can't help you then, I'm working. -JW
Hardly working if you're texting me. -SH
Should I stop texting you then? -JW
No don't, I'm bored. -SH
I actually am busy so I've got to go. -JW
No John come back please. -SH
John. -SH
John. -SH
Come back. -SH
Please. -SH
Sherlock Holmes begging? Twice. -JW
What? -SH
You said you never beg yet here you are begging, twice. -JW
I don't recall nothing of the sort. -SH
You remember everything. Irene Adler. -JW
Oh, The Woman. -SH
Yes, the woman. Why don't you text her? -JW
Why would I do that? -SH
Because you're bored and she's a woman well THE woman. -JW
I still don't understand why that would make me want to text her. -SH
She's a woman, she likes you. You clearly like her back. Text her. -JW
Are you suggesting I have sex with her? -SH
You're telling me that you haven't already?? -JW
No I haven't, why would I? -SH
She likes you moron. Text her. -JW
She doesn't like me in the way that you're implying. -SH
Yes she does. -JW
How would you know that? -SH
She's flirted with you on many occasions. -JW
She's a dominatrix, it's what she does. -SH
She didn't flirt with me. -JW
Are you jealous? -SH
Don't be stupid Sherlock. Use that big brain of yours. If she's a dominatrix but only flirted with you despite the fact that I was also in the room, what can we deduce? -JW
That you're jealous. -SH
No you dick. She likes you. Text her. -JW
You're being preposterous. -SH
You're scared. -JW
Scared of what? -SH
To text her. -JW
That's a stupid thing to say. -SH
You do like her right? -JW
I do, she's an intellectually stimulating woman. -SH
That you would very much like to fuck. -JW
No. -SH
No? -JW
No. -SH
No, you don't want to fuck her? -JW
Could you refrain from using such vulgar language? -SH
Sorry posh boy. -JW
So you don't want to have intercourse with her? -JW
No I do not. -SH
Why not? -JW
I just don't want to. -SH
There must be a reason. -JW
What's the reason? -JW
There is no reason. I just don't want to. -SH
There's always a reason, what's the reason? -JW
There is no reason. I'm going now. -SH
Why are you going? -JW
I'm busy. -SH
For a genius you're very stupid. You told me that you're bored. Answer the question. -JW
No, I don't understand why you need to know. -SH
You're my friend. -JW
How do those two link? -SH
I care about you. -JW
I still don't see the link.
Just text her, it doesn't even have to be for sex. Just go for dinner. -JW
Why would I do that? -SH
It'll be fun. -JW
No it won't. I don't eat anyways. -SH
You could just get a drink, you wouldn't have to eat too. -JW
Why would I do that? Who goes to dinner without eating anything? -SH
You do. -JW
What do you mean? -SH
When we go to dinner you rarely ever eat anything yet you still come. -JW
That's different, you're not my date. -SH
I didn't say I was. -JW
Can we drop this now? -SH
Just text her Sherlock. -JW
No. -SH
But she's The Woman. -JW
Exactly. That's why. -SH
What? Because she's The Woman. -JW
Yes. -SH
I don't understand. You won't text her because she's The Woman? -JW
I won't text her because she's The Woman, a woman. -SH
You won't text her because she's a woman? -JW
Why? -JW
Oh. -JW
Exactly. Can we drop it now? -SH
Oh god, sorry Sherlock. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. -JW
You didn't. -SH
I wouldn't have carried on if I knew, sorry. -JW
You didn't know? -SH
No I didn't, you never told me. -JW
I did. -SH
When? I don't remember you telling me. -JW
The night we met. -SH
Oh, I remember now. The whole girlfriend not really my area thing. I forgot. Sorry Sherlock it's just you seemed interested in her. -JW
I was just playing the game John. -SH
Right of course, the game. -JW
Are you still bored? -JW
I'm talking with you, so not as bored as I was earlier. I understand you have to get back to work. -SH
A patient cancelled their appointment so I can continue talking with you if you'd like. -JW
That would be appreciated. -SH
What would you like to talk about? -JW
Since we've dabbled with my sexuality would you mind talking about yours? -SH
I thought my sexuality was fairly out in the open. I'm not gay. -JW
Yes as you've said so many times. -SH
Right so what is there to talk about. -JW
'I'm not gay' can mean so many things though. -SH
What are you getting at Sherlock? -JW
I think you know what I'm getting at. -SH
Sherlock what ever you're inferring is wrong. -JW
John when you've come to terms with your sexuality let me know. -SH
Why should I let you know? -JW
There's nothing to come to terms with. I'm not gay. -JW
I'd just like to know that I was right. -SH
Sherlock what are you trying to say? -JW
If I say I'm afraid you'd get mad at me. -SH
When have you ever been afraid of someone being mad at you? -JW
I'm only afraid when you get mad at me. -SH
So what you're saying is that you're afraid of me? -JW
No. I'm not saying that. -SH
It sure as hell sounds like it. -JW
No I'm not afraid of you John, don't be stupid. -SH
Sherlock Holmes is afraid of me. Bloody hell that's funny. -JW
I've got to get back to work now. See you. -JW
We didn't finish our conversation. You're a sneaky man John Watson. -SH
See you later. -SH