A/N: OK, so just so you know, I'm not doing the ship week in order
Nov 17. Sesshomaru relationships
"Honorable Lady Mother. What is the reason for your call?"
"Why, I was just worried about you, son. You didn't call me in months. How are you doing?"
"This one was busy."
"What can keep a son so busy that he forgets to all his old mother?"
"This one got married."
"Oh!"
"Refrain from visiting us."
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"Mother? Are you still there? Mother?"
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"Wife may this one entice you with a possibility of a long month or retreat to the volcanic islands in the middle of the ocean?"
"I take your mom hung up on you and is on her way here?"
"Don't laugh, she's bound to be here before the hour ends."
"She will want to give us the baby talk."
"Okay, I'm packed! Let's go!"