The Eye on the Galaxy

by signo001

As shown at the end of The End of the Galaxy, Lord Hater chases Wander and Sylvia around the new galaxy. Meanwhile, Andy the Watchdog interviews the refugees on the ex-secret planet so the other Watchdogs get to know more about them and their needs. This serves as a series of shorts taking place before the currently shelved third season.

8. The Mysterious

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(Andy sits at his desk. Neckbeard sits on the right side.)

ANDY: It's time for more Eye on the Galaxy! Up next is the all-knowing naysayer, Neckbeard. (to Neckbeard) Are you really a magical wizard?

NECKBEARD: Well, yeah. (pointing to his hat) See the hat?

ANDY: And can you really fly?

NECKBEARD: (vainly) Are Kremlons verbally inferior?

ANDY: You can fly home then, can't you?

NECKBEARD: Look, the spell I used to get here takes months to recharge. No charge, no fly.

(blip)

ANDY: Can you guys turn into rockets and fly home?

LORD OF ILLUMINATION (four other Lords behind him): How can we? We are masters of disguise, not shapeshifters.

(blip)

FORTUNE TELLER: (looking into her crystal ball) I see a colorful orbble-powered ship that can take us all home.

ANDY: Heh, like that'll ever happen.

(blip)

(Mooplexians humming)

ANDY: Uh, never mind.

(blip)

KEISTER (the other Gnees behind him, he and they all have censored heads): Oh, do have some patience. Good things come to those who wait.

(blip)

EYE DRONE

ANDY: The celestial being is still sleeping, so let's check on the Intergalactic Guru.

(a smoky hologram of the Guru comes up)

GURU: I forbid you to do that. No electronics allowed in my temple.

(the hologram disappears)

ANDY: (impressed, to audience) How's THAT for all-knowing?

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