[HORDE] [HORDE][HORDE]
PSA : One week until Halloween. Also, the Band is back. Please welcome them but then go back to work. We need to rearm ourselves.
Force Captain Scorpia : The one asking Force Captain Scorpia for an haircut will discover… that she is incredibly skilled at it. She take care of me for two reasons : she is competent and I know I don't have to fear her.
Force Captain Octavia : You are banned from teaching sex ed to anyone. Forever. I have a scarred for life mentally Scorpia hiding in my sanctum and many soldiers are running away in horror and panic when Imp plays your session.
On a side note, all therapy cost will be deduced from your pay. Good things you have two salary now.
Force Captain Grizzlor : Grizzlor, stop saying you are from Beast Island and that the reason why it is banned from access is because of your kind. We both know it is false. Stop saying that your wife is from there too. We both know she is the reason why the Beasts stay on the island.
Force Captain Catra : If the energy you put in trying to prove that I am a vampire was put into the war, we could have won weeks ago. On a side note, no the fact that the sun doesn't shine in the Fright Zone is not another proof. We have footage of me under the sunshine.
Special Agent Double Trouble : Changing your appearance to the one of one specific soldier and making sure he sees you at three different place to convince him he is the target of a Döppelgänger is a very effective and funny tactic. However, use it on our enemy and only for Halloween.
Imp : Imp stop playing that! You are way too young to know that (and hopefully, too young to understand) but there is children that can do that nearby!
Lieutenant Lonnie : Congratulation on finally catching on the sexual tension in your band AND resolving it with both Rogelio and Kyle. Now, you avoid speaking about it with Octavia, for the sake of your soul and of your boyfriends.
Lieutenant Rogelio : You are paying for the bus now it has burned because of you. I know you were happy, but you were supposed to set it on fire AFTER the last show, while Kyle would have been on it to play a solo. Now, how are we going to do better than that? It would need something crazy…
Lieutenant Kyle : As our current technology allows us, this is the best amplifiers we can manage. No, we cannot go higher. We are sorry, but even you cannot rock that much. At least not yet.
Lieutenant Metallica : One week of diet is not enough. Also, you were far from the Fright Zone, so you only had light training, to make you used to. Now, we are in heavy training. Be ready. No, the fact that your friends are taking pity on you and asking for your will is not ominous. It is standard procedure.
Inspector Pirate: We should have warned you to not give a hug to Scorpia: She is an heavy hugger and we actually had to pay bill for Etherians crushed by her gentleness.
[Etheria] [Etheria] [Etheria]
PSA: We have news from Shadow Weaver. Any information will be rewarded. Rumors of her doing dark rituals to summon Great Old One… Should be taken quite seriously.
Bow: You are to stop with asking the old lady to do necromancy to train yourself. There is something as too much training. Who is this "Sly Marbo"?
Queen Mermista : Making everyone think we suffered from a magnetic shift at the pole by making the water siphon going backward is a childish joke !
Queen Perfuma : I warned you. She can control TIME, for the love of Etheria! She is even older than me! As far I know, she even predates the First Ones. Yes, the crazy lady is that old.
Queen Frosta : No, we know you don't have two sisters also queens in a faraway land with a talking snowman. Yes we have seen the movie.
Queen Entrapta : When we said you could destroy mountains, we were not that literal. On a side note, congratulation on creating a new and easier road to Dryl.
Adora: So apparently your AI can detect what Shadow Weaver is doing? Are you sure she said that your old mentor is an even greater threat than Hordak? … We should prepare…
Also, you are to prepare yourself for the prom. Apparently, Hordak is looking for everyone so they can surpass us at being terrifying.