(Season 2x11 = Stewardess Interuptus)

Dear readers, I'm sorry to say that Jophiel only appears in one scene. But don't worry, it's a good one.

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Hairstyle: Let down + light-grey Beanie

Top: Emerald-Green, Elbow sleeve, U-Neckline shirt

Bottoms: Dark Denim shorts (rolled up) with Daisies embroidered

Footwear: Brown, knee-Length low-heel boots + cream Socks.

Necklace: Black Tattoo Choker with purple heart pendant.

It was the day after the trail, and a lot had happened since then; Perry Smith was found dead from a mob hit, Amenadiel revealed a 'huge secret' to his mother and Chloe and Lucifer shared a 'moment' that was shortly interrupted by a stewardess names Jana. To make matters more complicated, that very stewardess was found murdered the next morning. Within the afternoon, a man named Raj was found dead the same way she was.

# The only connection we could find between the two victims so far, was that they both found their into Lucifer's trousers. So, just to be sure of the connection, Lucifer helped Chloe make a list of everybody he slept with in the last two months. Which revealed to be, at least 92 people! It still astonishes me that he remembered 'every' single person's name.

# When all of my brothers ex-lovers showed up at the precinct, I joined him and Dan in the room on the other side of the interrogation room and watched as Chloe interviewed several of Luci's partners.

Dan: (after looking out in the hall) Wow. You slept with all of them?

Lucifer: Yes, bit of a 'dry spell' the last couple of months.

Dan: *Pfft* You kidding, it's like a D.M.V. out there.

Jophiel: More like an 'STD.M.V.'

Lucifer: Either way, this is a waste of time. I refuse to believe that one of my former lovers would kill another.

Dan: Yeah well, so far we don't have any other connections. And people will go through crazy strengths for the ones they love. Even if their the ones who suggested the split. And still have feeling even though they shouldn't.

Dan was so caught up in his 'spiral', he wasn't aware of the 'wireded-out looks' Lucifer and Jophiel were giving him.

Lucifer: What on earth are you talking about?

Dan: Did I just say that out loud?

Lucifer & Jophiel: Yes.

Dan: Oh. Never mind.

Jophiel: Okay…

Lucifer: Right.

# Once that little awkwardness was over, the three of us then payed all of our attention on the Interrogation.

As Chloe was questioning Lucifer's exes, it started with they claimed that the night they spent with Lucifer was 'The Best of Their Life.'

Lucifer: You know, this is actually feeling a bit masturbatory, even for me. Though, clearly not the words of a killer.

And then came the part where they explained how 'He did this thing...'

Girl in Burgundy Dress: He even did this thing with a 'pan-flute and a butternut squash.'

Lucifer: I was improvising. I didn't have any Zucchinis.

Jophiel: Wait, is that where 'my' pan-flute went?!

Lucifer: Umm…

Jophiel: You know what. If you have it, keep it. Please.

Lucifer: Well.. thank you.

Blonde girl in the flower shirt: He did this thing with my 'Tibetan singing pot and artisan honey.'

Lucifer: Oh, it's a game I play called, 'Do I make you horny honey?'

Guy with glasses: With some Vaseline and a car-battery.

Jophiel: Car-battery?!

Dan: What?

Lucifer: Oh, it's a move I call, 'Gentlemen start your engines.' It's bloody brilliant.

Chloe: Did you and Lucifer have any 'intimate' moments?

Obviously, they were all intimate with Lucifer.

Chloe: We're talking about, um, emotional intimacy. Like um…(tries to quietly whisper) Did Lucifer, uh, bring you dinner?

Lucifer, Jophiel and Dan tried to hear what Chloe was asking.

Chloe: Or did he, do anything special for you? Get you burgers, fries?

'What, No.' said one of the girls. As for the rest them, they all confirmed that even though they had an amazing night, morning and afternoon with Lucifer. However, that was it.

# Things started to feel a bit more awkward when the exes confessed that Lucifer was just a 'meaningless' one-night-stand. It was only about sex. Good news, it showed that none of them had a reason to be the killer. Bad news though, I think the whole 'completely meaningless' thing, might have shattered Luci's confidence.

Dan: Well look man, the good news is, none of them has motive to be the killer.

Lucifer: Yes. Because none of them cared enough about me to murder.

Jophiel: (sees Charlotte walk into the interrogation) Ah, you might want to hold that thought.

# knowing Mam, she would defiantly murder for Lucifer. Which doesn't really help his confidence right now.

Charlotte: Thanks for calling me in. I actually wanted to speak with you.

Dan: Wait a minute, why is she here?

Lucifer: I don't know. I keep telling the Detective she's not my ex.

Charlotte: I wanted to tell you that, you impressed me.

Chloe: Really?

Charlotte: Yeah. I underestimated you. I gave you all the reason in the world to betray Lucifer.

Chloe: You did. During that case you went to incredible lengths to hurt Lucifer.

Charlotte: I did nothing of the sort.

Chloe: You took that case just to try and get me to call Lucifer a liar in court.

Charlotte: True, but I would never hurt Lucifer. I was trying to prove that you weren't worthy of him.

Chloe: I see. What about the other women that you don't think are worthy of him? What'd you do to them?

Charlotte: Nothing. They are inconsequential. Your different. He's different, When's he's with you.

Chloe: Does that threaten you?

Charlotte: Perhaps at first. Not anymore. It makes me happy. I'm glad he found someone. He deserves a women like you in his life.

# For a brief moment, Lucifer had regained a little bit of his confidence. Still, there was something 'off,' about the things Mam was saying. Just yesterday, she was completely against the idea of Lucifer and Chloe being together. Now they, practically have her blessing. What's changed? Why does she suddenly want them to be closer?

Charlotte: Have you slept with him yet?

Chloe: What?

Charlotte: See. Your different.

Chloe: Where were you on the night of the 27th?

Dan: (turns to Lucifer and Jophiel) Hey, listen, uh, you guys aren't, uh… gonna tell Chloe about me and Charlotte, right?

Jophiel: (feeling nauseated)

Lucifer: Well, as long as you promise to never touch Charlotte again.

Dan: No problem.

Jophiel: Good.

Lucifer: Yes, good. Cause the last thing I need is a 'Step-Dan.'

Jophiel: Blahh *shivering in disgust*

Dan: You say some really wired things, man.

As soon as Charlotte left the room, Jophiel followed her out, passing a couple of the exes…

Jophiel: Excuse me… Pardon me… Coming through… Oh, hi Tanah. David. Laura…

# I live downstairs from the penthouse. The walls are thick but the entrance/exits are not. So, I do occasionally get a couple of surprise visits from Luci's overnight guests. Some, with less clothing. Anywho, I finally caught with Mam…

Jophiel: Mam.

Charlotte: Oh, hello again Jophiel.

Jophiel: What are you up to now?

Charlotte: What do you mean darling?

Jophiel: I'm talking about how your letting Lucifer and Chloe be closer. When just yesterday, you were trying to wreck their partnership. Why the sudden change of heart?

Charlotte: Well, I realized, you were right. That Lucifer wasn't just having a crush on Chloe. There's something more to it and all I want is for him to be happy.

Jophiel: Really?

Charlotte: Yes. Like I was saying in there, I underestimated her and she is different. Lucifer deserves someone like her.

# Although I agreed, I still didn't trust what Mam was saying. She's hiding something. Before I could figure it out, Chloe called me in, asking me to draw an image of a woman that was seen stalking around LUX. Possibly a new suspect/killer.

How do you think Jophiel is going to react, when finds out the truth about Chloe? We'll find out in the next chapter.