STORY/ SCENARIO: A chance encounter between Ash and Gary's ever-faithful posse of cheerleaders leads to a meeting of the two old rivals.
VARIATIONS: I have changed the rhythm in bar 6 from a dotted crotchet rest followed by a crochet and three quavers to a quaver rest followed by seven quavers (You're burnin' out of all cont-). I have also added four bars of melody to the end of each verse (Don't let...Gary Oak!): this is too complicated to describe in detail so you will just have to use your imagination. The outro of this song (Deal him...Gary go!) is likewise a new addition.
CHEERLEADERS:
Somebody pinch me, I'm in heaven!
I'm running round like I was seven!
You make me whole -
You're burnin' out of all control -
Fire in my soul!
Don't let me choke
In your smoke,
Gary, Gary Oak!
Don't know what set my heart a-flutter;
Your gaze can melt me like hot butter!
You're super-strong!
I used to think all men were wrong -
Then you came along.
Deep in my chest
I confessed,
'Gary, you're the best!'
I guarantee when you have met him
You are unlikely to forget him
With any speed.
You cannot possibly succeed -
You don't even need
To make a plan
(If you can) -
Gary is the man.
(Gary enters)
Oh golly gosh, he's finally here!
GARY:
So tell me, ladies, what have we here? (sees Ash)
You're so naive!
What are you hoping to achieve?
Turn around and leave!
CHEERLEADERS:
Deal him a blow
So he'll know;
Gary, Gary go! (Go Gary! Go Gary!)
It's time to show the foe you're no schmoe:
Gary, Gary go! (Go Gary!)
Go Gary go! (Go Gary!)
Go Gary go! go! go! go! go!