GUYS I HAVE WRITERS BLACK UGHHHHHH I HAYE WRITERS BLOCK SO MUCHHHH I'M SO SORRY!
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I HAVE REVIEWS! NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M SCREAMING AT YOU! SORRY! I LEFT CAPS LOCK ON!
Is this better? Okay. Oh and now I will need to scream at you again. *clears throat*
ATTENTION! THIS IS IMPORTANT! I HAVE VOWED THAT I WILL NOT MAKE ANY SHIPS HAPPEN, AND IF IT WERE TO HAPPEN THE REST WILL HAPPEN! I REALIZE I DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. YOU WILL SEE! I WILL STOP SCREAMING AT YOU NOW!
Okay, I am terribly sorry.
You guys, I am sorry to say but this chapter is gonna be shorter than the other's, since unfortunatley I have writers block and I will continue to update this fic randomly, like when it wears off? I don't know how writer's block workssss. :(
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ONTO THE CHAPTER! *facepalms because I'm screaming at you again*
Me: *light leaps back*
Keeper crew: *not wearing their embarrassing outfits*
Me: Hey! Where are your embarrassing clothes?
Sophie: It's been a day.
Me: It has?
Ritz: Yep.
Me: Oh, well in that case...WE WILL COMMENCE SPIN THE BOTTLE! *lights a random bagel on fire*
Everyone: *flinches away from the fire*
Me: *throws the bagel in a trash can that appeared out of nowhere* LET THE JIMMY JAB GAMES COMMENCE!
Everyone: *confused*
Me: It's from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Everyone: *still confused*
Me: Ugh. Nevermind. *snaps and the flaming trash can disappears* Shall we start?
Dex: Uh, no thanks.
Me: You have to.
Tam: Then why did you ask?
Me: *shrugs* But we are starting.
Keefe: So we are just gonna sit on this...wet grass?
Me: Okay fine, whiny. *snaps fingers and we are transported to Alluveterre, in the girls common room* Is this better?
Sophie: Yeah, it's fine.
Me: NOW WE SHALL COMMENCE! *snaps fingers and a bottle drops into my hand*
Ritz: Just an FYI I never agreed to do this.
Me: Too bad.
Sophie: *rolls eyes and sighs* Unbelievable.
Me: I'm trying so hard to now sing a Why Don't We song right now. But let's not get distracted.
Tam: Can we just get it over with?
Me: rUdE! You guys were the ones who were stalling.
Glimmer: I think Sophie should go first.
Me: Ooooo yeah! Maybe the love triangle will probably be solved. *laughs evilly*
Keefe, Sophie, and Fitz(I'm going to call him Fitz now since Ritz sounds weird): *blushes*
Me: Okay since I can't think of anything to write about you guys, Imma end the chapter here. I know, I am evil.
Sophie: Wait-what?
Me: BYE! *light leaps away*
I'M SORRY I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BUT I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU GUYS AN UPDATE!
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT HAPPY LATE NEW YEAR AND PM ME ANYTIME!
TILL NEXT TIME MY AMAZING READERS!