Don: PREVIOUSLY ON THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! Teams traveled to Mumbai India getting their chance inside the craftsmanship the popular city had to offer! Each team was challenged to compete against the talent of Bollywood. Most held up incredibly well. Though the ones that flopped hard we're hilarious to watch. But none of them could beat the outstanding performance of The Rivals getting last weeks first place spot getting respect from the audience and each other. Too bad the weather was awful! But the real storm was the drama that happened. Sheesh! Who knew so many of these teams had beef with one another! Yasmine finally told the world how she really felt about Sierra which ouch! Wouldn't want to be her. Summer finally stood up to her husband resulting in her and Toby smooching.The Former BFFFL ended their long term friendship causing the The Newbies Bizzare Adventure to get cut short. Not going to miss that team thats for sure. Only 16 teams remain and this week: were headed to one of the most famous Pop Culture landmarks in the world! Where exactly! Stay tuned on... THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!!!!
(Theme Song)
Don: Welcome back to the Ridonculous Race! We're here with our first place team, The Rivals! Who will be collecting their first tip for this weeks race!
Sophie lightly pressed onto the Don Box grabbing the tip with the edge of her fingertips. She was delighted that the two of them managed to get first place. The Rivals would have to move fast in order to keep that lead. because in a race like this, you never know what's going to happen.
Sophie: Race to be the first team to Akihabara arcade in Japan to receive your next tip. Oooo Japan!
Ronnie: Sweet!
Our next scene shows screenshots of the popular destination.
Don: Japan! An island country in East Asia, located in the northwest Pacific Ocean known for The island is a small powerhouse known for famous landmarks such as Mount Fuji and Tokyo Tower. But foreigners care more about how this county has taken over Pop Couture for the better! Team will race their way to one of the most famous arcades: Akihabara Arcade and Bar! Hope any of the teams are nerds because they'll need their video game skills for this one!
Angie: WERE GOIGN TO JAPAN!
Don: Hey! Last place team! Back of the line!
Angie: but-
Don: Back of the line!!
Ronnie: Soph, check your phone to see when the next flights are
Sophie: Soph? Since when have you called me that?
Don: Actually
Ronnie: Uh well I was thinking about what you said last time and thought you would want something different
Don: Hello?
Sophie: Really? Wow, thank you. I like it
Ronnie: For real UH I mean, You do?
Don: GUYS! Boats! Teams have to travel to Japan by boat
Ronnie: Why?
Sophie: Airplanes are a much more efficient way of travel
Don: The producers were complaining that we keep using the same modes of transpiration. Got to switch it up every once it a while to keep the audience's attention. You can share with another team if you'd like
Angie: PICK US!
Don: BACK OF THE LINE!
Once all the teams made reached their travel top they all raced to the speedboats fully fueled and inspected multiple times to make sure each vehicle wouldn't break down during the long journey. Yasmine and Chloe were just about to take off on their own speed boat when their gameplay was interrupted by another team. Or instead a single person. The Professional Tennis Player beside that person wasn't at all happy with their "agreement".
Sydney: Hi guys! Would you mind if we squeeze in with you?
Confessional: THE WINNERS
Shelly: Remind me WHY you think it's a good ideato ride with The Lifeguards?
Sydney: Because they know the waters better than anyone thanks their experience. Also they were the first team to get their boat started which is impressive
Shelly: I'm impressed that what came out of your mouth actually made sense. Why doesn't smart gameplay come out of your head more often?
End Confessional
Chloe: I guess
Without an argument, Sydney and Shelly hoped onto the boat as a Chloe began the engine. Shelly took no time to walk up to stand beside Chloe as the boat began moving
Shelly: Why aren't you going faster!?!
Chloe: Because were still in the safe zone?
Shelly: Playing safe isn't going to help us win!
Chloe: Are you for real right now? Are you seriously willing to loose lives for something this pity?
Shelly and Chloe were too distracted by their "controversial" discussion to notice Sydney pulling Yasmine to the back of the boat with a light press of shoulder. How Sydney was able to maneuver her by such a soft touch will always be a mystery to Yasmine. By this action alone, the dark skinned lifeguard was nervous. During last episode: Sydney revealed a side to her that was hidden too well from the public eyes. Yasmine was glad that she knew but the idea she didn't even consider it before was terrifying. Yasmine was a Journalist for crying out loud! It's her job to notice the slightest of cracks. But Sydney's act was so well put together it was either too convincing or she was blinded by their friendship. Either way, Sydney fooled her. And if she was going to be trapped in this nightmare the least Yasmine could do is use her skills to uncover the truth.
Yasmine: Why did you really come on our boat?
Sydney: Why do you think? I'm so glad you agreed. Shelly's really getting on my nerves
Yasmine: That wasn't an answer
Sydney: Oh your going full on Journalist on me now? Speaking of which, how is your blog going?
Yasmine: Stop trying to change the subject. You could have went on your own boat just fine. Why did you choose to go with us?
Sydney: ... Fine, I needed to find the time to talk with you.
Yasmine: About?
Sydney: About your first favor
Yasmine: And what exactly need to do? Because if it involves anything unsportmanship like I'm not doing it
Sydney: Aw cmon quit being a baby about it. I promise it's not that bad
Yasmine: Yes it is! I don't want to mess with the other contestants
Sydney: There not just other contestants, they're from Total Drama. Meaning that they have seasons worth more of Realty Tv Show experience than us. We have to take them down now before they get us first!
Yasmine: I think everyone's focussed on their own game
Sydney: For now. But that's why it's important to get them out now! It wouldn't be fair to give them another million dollars when we never had the chance to compete
Yasmine: I guess that makes sense. Though if I'm going to pay you back, I don't want to hurt anyone again!
Sydney: Relax, this first favor will be doing the opposite of hurt. You see that team over there?
Sydney pointed out to The Elders who were currently kicking their speedboat in order to make it work.
Yasmine: Yeah, what about them?
Sydney: I need you to make them a couple by the end of today's competition
Yasmine: WHAT? How am I supposed to do that?
Sydney: You'll figure it out
Yasmine: But why can't you do it? You are much better in... Hold on, why am I the one who has to go through your plans? Why can't you do them on your own
Sydney: Because I have to take care of something else this round. That's why I need your help. I can't be in two places at once.
Yasmine: But I don't get it. If your goal is to eliminate the greater threats of the competition. How is making a relationship harming anyone?
Sydney: Ir's called the Domino effect. Just for this for me and you'll see what I mean
Shelly: Can you two SHUT IP! I'm trying to each Chloe how to drive a boat correctly!
Chloe: And I need to ta an you common sense!
While The Lifeguards and THE WINNERS had a major lead the early of the cast were having trouble just starting their boats. One team in particular were The IT Couple who couldn't figure out the puzzle.
Tyler: UGH! C'mon!
Lindsay: Maybe the boat is caught in something
Tyler: No, it's definitely broken!
Lindsay: But I thought the doctor person checked these boats to make sure they were working right?
Tyler: Well their obviously a horrible mechanic because our boat won't start! Let's just take plane, it'll be much quicker
Lindsay: but the instructions said were we had to take boat
Tyler: The tip didn't say we had to take boat
Lindsay: But
Tyler: Aw cmon Linds, it'll be faster
Before Lindsay could disagree with her boyfriend, Tyler was already sprinting off the docks to find the nearest Taxi. Lindsay was going to suggest that they could switch boats or either call the host of the show for some help. Except with her boyfriend far ahead of her Lindsay didn't have much of a choice. As quick as Lindsay could in her high heeled boots, she chased after her very fast boyfriend. Thankfully it wasn't hard because of how much he was tripping. Watching the entire argument, Sierra took the time to count how many times Tyler tripped before escaping the dreaded Dock of Shame.
Cody: Sierra, the boats all set. You want to drive?
Sierra: Nah, I don't feel like driving
Cody: You sure? It'll be just like old times. Remember?
Sierra remembered alright. Instead she chose not to answer only getting on the boat in silence
Cody: Um, ok. Sure.
The New Friends were the last team to arrive more pumped about the competition than any other team for obvious reasons.
Angie: WOOHOO! JAPAN!
Sadie: WE'RE LIKE SO GOING TO WIN THIS ONE!
Angie: OH YEAH!!! Now where are the boats?
Sadie: Hm jets see 1... 7... 13... they've all been taking!
Angie: Crud, we'll just ask someone then
The team closest to the New Friends was Team Viktory so naturally, the contestants went up to them.
Sadie: Hey guys! Can we have a ride with you?
Paula: After what you did last episode, no way!
Coach: GET YOUR WISE CRACKING MOUTH AWAY FROM OUT BOAT AS ONCE MISSY!
Sadie: MISSY? OH ILL
Angie: Sadie NO! It's okay. We'll just get to Japan another way
It was at this point some teams were finally making it into the water. Some were surprisingly confident in their driving abilities in regards to speedboats such as The Lifeguards and the Reality TV Friends. But with the long trip ahead of them a lot of shenanigans happened within the waters. The "Best" Buds were a wonderful example of this. While Johnathan was driving, Luther was at the back of the boat seeing how far he can dip his foot into the ocean
Luther: Johnny! Want to see how far I can put my foot in the water?
Johnathan: Um, got to focus on driving here
Luther: Okay, but how far are you willing to bet?
Johnathan: Luther
Luther: C'mon guess, my foots already pretty deep!
Johnathan: Luther I really can't do that right now because I have to make sure we make it to Japan safety... Luther?... LUTHER!
No longer hearing the annoying voice of his partner, Johnathan realized that Luther accidentally threw himself overboard. Johnathan's quickly left his post and dove into the water thankfully being able to find his partner before he got in too deep.
Johnathan: LUTHER! Thank goodness!
Luther: Hey, where did the boat go?
Johnathan happened to be so worried over his partner that he forgot to stop the engine causing the speed boat to speed away who knows where uncontrollably. This happened to leave The "Best" Buds trying their best to stay in the water holding onto each other as life floats
Johnathan: This will not be the way I'll die!!
Luther: Imagine if it was though. We should come up with our confessions now before we die. I'll go first: I accidentally gave away your yellow shirt to a taxi driver as a gift of gratitude
Johnathan: WHAT? THAT WAS THE ONLY HAMILTON SHIRT I OWNED!!!
Before the conversation can go anywhere else, another team spotted the two men slowly drowning in the water and quickly came to their rescue. The team on the boat used their resources and launched a pool noodle over at the the "Best" Buds. The noodle didn't go very far but the sides were intelligent enough to swim after it who grab into the noodle with ease. While Luther and Johnathan hung on for dear life the team on the boat, The Entrepreneurs did their best to pull the team safety aboard.
Andy: Are you guy's okay?
Johnathan: Yeah totally!
Luther: Thanks dudes
August: That's what good teams to after all because were a good team. Not a good team as were good at playing the game good even though that's true true but also in good people because were good people. We wouldn't have saved you if we weren't right?
Confessional The Entrepreneurs
August: Good evening, my name is August Choi, and I'm a good person. I hope you understand that my actions last round were due to an act of impulsive recklessness and understand that they were a mistake. I want to use this time to sincerely apologize for my inappropriate actions and hope that you can find it in your heart to understand the place I was in at the time and understand that I've learned from my actions.
End Confessional
Later in the day, the camera crew arrived at am airport where the IT couple was scheduled to land. Thankfully, their flight arrives on time.
Tyler: What I tell you Lindsay
Lindsay: I hope we aren't behind though
Tyler: YO TAXI!
They able to catch the attention of the taxi driver easily. The problem was that they caught his attention so we that the driver wasn't paying attention to his reference point speeding the taxi and rolling over Tyler's foot to which he responded normally and accurately by screaming in pain.
Lindsay: Oh no, Tyler!
Lindsay quickly got onto her knees to comfort her injured boyfriend who was holding to his foot in pain. As a response, she got out her cellphone quickly.
Lindsay: Don't worry Tyler, Il call someone to help... HEELLLPPPPP???
Solo Confessional: Lindsay
Lindsay: The poor Taxi Driver had to come and take Tyler to the hospital. I'll feel awful if we end up eliminated today. It's not Tyler's fault he can be a klutz. He has to sped the night in the hospital and we can't leave until morning. Hopefully this will be a non elimination round.
End Confessional
With the power of editing , the end of the day changed form night to day again leading to the next day where the teams finally approached a docks of Japan
Don: Finally, the other teams have made it to the shore and are about to approach thier first challange. Seriously, what took thes team so long. Does it really take 24 hours to travel by boat?
Ashton: Uh yeah, it does
Don: You heard that? (turns mic off) WHICH IDIOT KEPT THE MIC ON? WAS IT YOU GREG? YOURE NORAMLLY THE SOURCE OF ALL OF MY PROBLEMS!
With time wasted on the waters, all the teams did their best to quickly race to the arcade except for one team who took their time embracing the sounds of the atmosphere around them.
Sadie: I never expected Japan to be this... BIG!
Angie: Yeah...
Confessional: The New Friends
Angie: I cant believe were in Japan! This has always been a dream of mine. Sadie youre going to have the best time here!
Sadie: I hope so. Now with Katie the home wrecker gone we can really focus on the competition... Angie?
Angie: What was that? Sorry, I was looking through my things of dream things to do in Japan check list and IM GOING to CONQUOR ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!
End Confessional
The setting, now inside the arcade where Don demonstrating the challenge
Don: Teams are now inside the arcade anticipating to grab their tokens. Once payed for they will travel throughout the arcade to find Dance Dance Revolution ! With their small stack of tokens. Teams will play on the medium level of this revolutionary game. Once you complete the level, you'll receive your next tip by headed to the the prize shop and exchange the tickets for your next tip
With the game going, Most of the team were waiting in line to receive their tokens. While on lines, some teams in particular were taking the time to strategize. Or at least prepare their next move.
Sydney: Pst, Matt, hey
Matt: Sydney WOW hi. We haven't talked in FOREVER! Its so funny because we were supposed to be partners and now were not
Sydney: Can you do me a favor?
Matt: You got it, what's up?
Sydney: Did you hear about the huge fight Katie and Sadie had during last round?
Matt: Oh I heard about it everywhere! It sounded horrible! Sadie sounds like a real jerk
Sydney: She's a total jerk! I think we should target her. She seems like major villain potential. Do you think you can sabotage her game to make sure she makes it last?
Matt: Absolutely. No villain will dominate this game under my watch! We should tell Sierra what where doing
Sydney: I'll make sure the message gets through to her. You just focus on getting Sadie out
The first team to make it to Dance Dance resolution were surprisingly the Lovey Dovey Romantic Team of True Love and Passion, aka Cody and Sierra. Except the team was anything but lovey dovey with true love and passion towards each other. They never were that Lovey Dovey but especially when we're counting today.
Cody: Aw sweet! This is the newest version of Dance Dance Resolution! Sick!
Sierra:...
Cody: Hello? Sierra? Aren't you going to say something?
Sierra: What's there to say? It's just a game
Cody: But don't you love to dance? World tour remember? When you danced that thing for me?
Sierra: Of course I was going to dance, I was on my favorite show. Let just do the challenge the okay?
Cody: Yeah, alright
And so the duo began their turn for the medium level of Dance Dance Resolution. However it didn't take long for the duo to fall out of sync with each other and lose their first round.
Solo Confession: Cody
Cody: Sierra defiantly isn't acting like herself. And I feel like it's my fault. Do I regret what I said to her that night? No, she needed to hear them. But she normally goes back to be her kind energetic self right afterward- not whatever this is... Maybe if I give her a comforting speech like I did Paris she'll be crazy for me again!
End Confessional
Cody: Sierra listen, you can do this! Because I know that you're an amazing person. I wouldn't have made it through World Tour if it wasn't for you by my side. So c'mon Sierra! I can't do this alone. And together, we can do great things.
Shelly: BACK OF THE LINE!!
Sierra: Shellys right, I'll meet you there
Without Cody, Sierra raced to the back melancholy not once turning back to her pint sized geek of a partner. As for the pint sized geek, he was flabbergasted. It worked in Paris, it worked with the world "sock" of all things. Why didn't he have the ability to easily make things right now??
Sydney: Wow, that didn't work
Cody: You think she'll be alright? I haven't broke her did I?
Sydney: Relax Cody. If anything this is a good thing. Her head is now much more focussed on the game rather than you. I would enjoy you're freedom while it lasts because it probably won't last forever
Cody: Yeah, you're right, thanks Sydney
Sydney: No problem. Also, you wouldn't mind doing me a favor for would you?
Cody flinched by the subtle touch Sydney pressed on his shoulder. It was a bad feeling, not at all. The codemeister just wasn't used to something so subtle. If Sydney coukd the convince him to help her out just by words alone, she definetly had his undivided attention now
Cody: Yeah sure, anything
Sydney: Try and make sure Sadie and her partner don't make it to the Chillzone. She's being really mean and we shouldn't have that kind of bad energy around the competition
Cody: No problem, thanks for the warning
Sydney: Just looking out for a friend
The challenge was proving to be a difficult one as the teams often had a long wait only to receive a turn on the contraption. Even the most competent of dancers were having the worst luck on the challenge having difficulty on the game based on both the limited space and their unfamiliarity with the game. The Elders in particular were a wonderful example of this. Momma owned the dance floor alright. Except she was having too much fun to focus.
Chief: YOUR LEG IS IN THE WRONG SPACE
Momma: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! YOU'RE ARMS ARE FLAPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE
Chief: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH MY ARMS
Momma: NOT WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ME MISTER
Chief: THEN HOWABOUT I DON'T BE AROUND YOU?
Momma: FINE WITH ME
Cheif: FINE
Before finishing their turn, Momma and Chief went in opposite directions from each other pissed off at the other uncooperativeness. The argument was embarrassing to most of the teams except for two individuals who saw their conflict as an opportunity
DJ and Yasmine: I'll help them!
Yasmine: Um, how about you take Chief and I'll talk to Momma
DJ: Nu uh, after what you said to Sierra, no way I'm going to let you break my Mommas heart too
Yasmine: I was only doing what's right
DJ: No, you were only looking after yourself
Yasmine: Wait don't go! I felt really bad about what happened, I do. Please let me help you on this. I promise I won't hurt her
DJ: Promise????
Yasmine: Promise
...
DJ: You take Chief, I'll take to Momma
Yasmine: Deal!
Yasmine and DJ shook on it and raced off to the Elders assistance. While Yasmine and DJ were chasing after The Elders, many teams were beginning to find successful with the Dance Dance Revolution challenge. This included not surprisingly the "Best Buds", The Young Thrill seekers, The Rivals, amd Team Viktory. These teams grabbed their tickets and headed to the Prize shop
Luther: How many tickets do you think the Panda hat would cost?
Johnathan: We're not here to buy cheap bootlegged merchandiGASP! IS THAT A LIMITED EDITION HAIRSPRAY CAP
Arcade Worker: Oh yeah, that. My sister gave it to me for my birthday.
Johnathan: JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL! Hers my wallet too , TAKE IT ALL!
Arcade Worker: Alright then, here we go
Johnathan: YES! After all these years you're finally WAIT A SECOND! THE I IS MISSING IS HAIRSPRAY! WHERE DID YOUR SISTER GET THIS WORTHLESS JUNK!!!
Arcade Worker: Internet? I don't know man, she got it last year
Johnathan: HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO MUSICAL THEATER CULTURE!
Luther: Did you get our tip yet Johnny?
In response, Johnny sunk to his knees and began gawling in his hands
Johnathan: When did I become so weak?
Toby: I guess that means we take the first then. Thanks dude. Head to the set of Takeshi's Castle for a Botch or Watch? Aw man I love Takeshi's castle! Its this super amazing game show in the 80's we're your main objective is to raid a castle with a bunch of obstacle courses! I don't understand any of what they say but those stunts are AWESOME!
The next clip features Don in an open feild were he's dressed up in a T- Shirt, Jeans, and an Orange Helmet showing off the abandoned set of Takeshis Castle featuring some famous deadly obstacles from the show that were now where close to clean. They were rusty, as a dined, and overall very unstable.
Don: Toby's right, in this Botch or Watch, contestants who did not dive in the ocean for their tips will be composting on their own episode of Takeshis Castle featuring a variety of obstacles form the famous Japanese Game Show
The first obstacle shown was a giant black wall that was slanted yet slippery.
Don: First, Contestants will make it to The Slippery Wall, where players will have to find a way to reach the other side without falling back down
The second challenge seemed to be within a purple interior. What contestants didn't know what that inside this large building were a bunch of tiny buildings connected to one another in the shapes of Honeycombs.
Don: Next players will find themselves lost in the Honeycomb Maze: a series of doors leading to other doors and mud traps you want to avoid at all costs.
The third obstacle was very different elevation wise with a the only pieces to work with are a giant much room, a zip line, and a safety mat
Don: For Mushroom Trip, contestants will cling onto this giant mushroom and hold on tight as they'll zip line hoping to land safely on this safety mat lying somewhere in the middle of this large pond of mud.
The final obstacle seemed to be easy from a far distance. It was a bridge, but with a deadly twist
Don: Finally, contestants will have to make their way through the popular game, Bridge Ball! Where they'll run across this unstable bridge while balls will be thrown from their machine. If you fall off any of these obstacles, then you'll have to try that obstacle again. And you don't what that to happen. Believe me, that mud looks like no fun. Unfortunatly we could get the real life Takeshi Kitano to guest star in today's episode, But Teams who will find this Don Box once completing all obstacles and race to today's chillzo-
Don suddenly interrupted his own instructions as he recognized the running gag the host hated even though he should have seen coming at some point: the Don Box has been dressed into some Japanese character. Which character? He didn't know. Though the character had blue hair in pigtails for some reason. He wouldn't he able to tell you anything else.
Don: Really? How mature of you!
The next shot can be seen of The Young Thrillseekers catching a cab to the next event. Except there was one major problem with their driver.
Toby: Alright cab driver, one stop at the Takeshi's Castle game show set!
Cab Driver: 何
Toby: Oh right, everyone speaks Japanese here
Summer: Hold on Toby, let's me try: すみません、私のaprtnerと私は人気のゲームショーTakeshisCastleのセットに乗る必要があります
Cab Driver: ああ、私が見る競合他社。その場合、病気はそれを速くします
Understanding loud and clear, the driver began to drive the two players on the road. In fact, he was driving a little faster than Toby intended, causing him to be really impressed with his partner. Not that he didn't know she was amazing already. He just didn't know she could speak a variety of languages. Now that he did, it made her more awesome!
Toby: Woah! Where did you learn to do that?
Summer: During my education years I was taught nine different languages by private tutors. Didn't think they'd actually pay off.
Toby: Seriously? That's so wicked! See? I knew you we're amazing
Summer: Yeah you did. Hey Toby, about all that stuff in the closet. I wanted to thank you for being there for me and all-
Toby: Of course, it only made us closer-
Summer: Yeah but... I kind of want to apologize
Toby: For what?
Summer: For... you know... everyone. I really don't know what came over me. I was in an emotional state and you were there and... I just wasn't in the right place. So if anyone asks, can we just forget it ever happened?
Toby: Oh. Ummmm... yea... sure
Summer: Oh thank you! This means so much to me you don't understand. You truly are the bestest partner
Back at the Arcade, many of the teams were still trying their best to complete the challenge It was during this were another team have finally made their way to the arcade, with one of them in a cast.
Lindsay: Hi guys!
Johnathan: Oh hey LindsAAAHHH
Coach Trainer: TYLER! THAT CAST MAKES YOU LOOK WEAK!
Chris: What did he do this time? Trip on a tree root? Physical comedy was so eleven years ago
Lindsay: Thank goodness you guys are all here! I thought we were in last place because no one was here! And then Tyler hurt himself so he had to stay in the hospital all night
Tyler: But I'm all better now and I'm ready to get BACK IN THE GAME! Once it's our turn at least
Meanwhile, as the other teams were making process in the competition DJ and Yasmine were trying to their best to achieve their goals by making progress with The Elders to reconcile their differences.
Yasmine: C'mon big fella
DJ: You have the biggest heart I know
Yasmine: She isn't so bad
DJ: He isn't really that bad once you get to know him
Yasmine: Give her a chance
DJ: What do you say?
Momma: I SAY YOU'RE CRAZY
DJ: But Momma
Momma: That man has got to be the rudest I've ever met
DJ: Chief can be scary but I know somewhere he has a heart just like the rest of us. And if we saw that heart then the two of you will make a wonderful team. You just have to get more comfortable with each other that's all
Momma: Sigh, Poopy Doo I love that you want to see the good in everyone but there's no good within that man! I've tried looking but he always knows how to bring the crazy out of me! I made a mistake trusting a man like that in my life before. He might have given me you but I can't get back the other selfish things he's done. You can't blindly trust people DJ. Who knows what those people could do behind your back
Chief: She LIKES ME?
Yasmine: Yes! Yes she definetly does. What are you going to do now that you know this very important information
Chief: Nothing!
Yasmine: NOTHING?!?!? You can't just do nothing! HEH, you have to feel SOMETHING FOR HER
Chief: Yeah, lots of bruises
Yasmine: But aren't you going to confront her on how she feels? Maybe confess something on your own?
Chief: Do I look like Romeo to you? I came here to win a million bucks, not to make a love life for myself
Yasmine: But you must find something attractive about her? What about the way she dresses? Her silky hair? Her beautiful uh-face?
Chief: When you have her as a partner you'll see a complete other side
Yasmine: You're making this impossible! I'm here just trying to tell you how happy the two of you would be together! Are you afraid of happiness or something?
Chief: That's ridiculous! Why else would I be in this race?
Yasmine: But what happens if you don't win? Are you really going to let a pretty girl pass by a load of money you don't know if you'll ever get? Love doesn't cost money, just trust
Peacefully and Securely thanks to both parties, The Elders made it back on the line. While they were in line, a couple of teams were able to make it to next round. Surprisingly The It Couple completed the challenge more quickly then anyone expected even with a broken toe, or in this case betted on, for which August now owed Andy 20. Johnathan and Luther easily completed the challenge again thanks to both of their dancing skills. When the Elders finally had their turn, Momma once again went out of her way to make sure she owned the dance floor, spreading her limbs as far as she wished. Chief wished that the shorter women wouldn't bump him out of the way. Though even he had to admit that at least her odd dance moves portrayed one thing: confidence. And Chief respected a confident woman. The two were going through the level until they got to the final dance moved where tragedy stuck! Mommas foot missed slightly among the dance floor causing her to skip and almost fall if it wasn't for Chief grabbing her in his arms. Holding the woman was a surprise comfort to Chief. Sure, she wasn't the skinniest, but it was like hugging a plush bear which brought comfort. Thankfully he let go before anyone could identify his intending blush placed Momma on the right step resulting in the team being able to grab their tickets and continue their race to the next tip.
Meanwhile on the set of Takeshis Castle, players were getting suited in their safety gear preparing for the muddiest competition they had yet to compete in very welll aware that thet aware about to get dirty. Since the challenge was a Botch or Watch, only one member per team meaning that whoever was selected for this challenge was probably very unlucky. The unlucky suckers this round are players is far are Toby, Ronnie, Chief, Lindsay, and Johnathan. The first contestants made their way over to the first obstacle : The Slippery Wall. Except most of the competitors weren't to thrilled about the messy obstacles they had to face. Some were very expressive about their complaints.
Johnathan: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Luther: I know right? All these challenges are so rad
Johnathan: RAD? THATS ALL YOU CAN SAY AT A SIGHT LIKE THIS! THIS WALL IS STICKY! AND THERSS MUD EVERYWHERE! One false mood and I can destroy my FLAWLESS CHOCOLATE SKIN! There is no way I can go through with this. I am not letting that pool TOUCH my very sensitive skin!
Luther: I know you can do it
Johnathan: Oh I know I can do it. I just won't be able to do it FLAWLESSLY! I can't preform under these stakes! I have a reputation I need to build up. And I will not have looking like a sweaty pig in my resume!
Luther: Ah I see, all you need is a supporting push
Johnathan: No, that ma not what I'm saying at all!
Luther: Go Johnny!
Johnathan: AHHHH!
Luther pushed Johnathan into what he called a "supportive push" directly into the slippery wall causing a blood thirsty scream to echo the abandoned set scaring all animals near the area. The major failure was also faced by the other contestants including The IT Couple who found this challenge... challenging
Tyler: OOOOO, What a wipeout!
Lindsay: I hope I don't get hurt that badly
Tyler: Maybe you should let me do this one for you Linds. I wouldn't want you breaking a nail after all
Lindsay: But Tyler, you're injured. Plus, it's my turn
Tyler: But Lindsay
Lindsay: Don't worry sweetie, I'll be fine. Look out wall, here comes Admiral Lindsay Per Hotness!
Solo Confessional: Tyler
Tyler: Aw man, why did Lindsay have to get this challenge? I love Japanese Game Shiws! Mainly because they have extreme sports ALL OVER the genre! Plus Lindsay isn't exactly the sporty type. If she does this poorly we can be sent home!
End Confessional
To Tyler's surprise, that was the exact opposite form what happened. Using Johnathan as a vault, Lindsay pounced from the boy and leaped up the wall as quickly as she could successfully zipping up the steps without slipping. Tyler couldn't believe what he saw, he was flabbergasted!
Tyler: LINDSAY!
Lindsay: YEAH?
Tyler: WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
Lindsay: UHHH- GYMNASTICS?
Tyler: YOU DO GYMNASTICS ?
Lindsay: YEAH! DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
Tyler: NO! I DON'T THINK YOU DID
Lindsay: OH... IM GOING TO CONTINUE THE COURSE OKAY?
Tyler: ALRIGHT. YEAH! THATS MY BABE!
The next obstacle was l The Honeycomb maze which any of the contestants need the power of both Brian's and Luck, two superpowers Lindsay was not known for. Though she was at least going too try her best. The IT couple's setback lead to many teams gathering an advantage. While the teams were beginning the course we get a montage of competitors who were trying their best at making it past the wall including Team Viktory, Host and Contestant, THE WINNERS, and the Lovey Dovey Romantic Team of True Love and Passion. Currently, Back at the arcade, The New Friends were about to take another go at the arcade challenge. The friendly team had to have a another turn because Angie screwed up the last part of the song. Hopefully with their team conversation they were having, a disaster wouldn't happen again.
Sadie: Rememeber Angie its the right foot not the left
Angie: I'm sorry, that part just happens on the screen so quickly and I get confused
Sadie: But now you know so as long as you remember youll be able to do it!
As the two of them walked onto the platform, Team Dream Team we'r whetting off successfully earning their tickets to the next challenge. But if the New Friends thought Matt was going to let Sadie let away with her bad behavior, she had another thing coming. Before catching up with his own s partner, Matt snuck behind the machine to u plus some words, hoping that one of them distracted the machine placing the New Friends more behind than they were. Sure, what he was doing wasn't much better than what Sadie did to Katie on stage. But in his head, at least he was doing this for the greater good. The worlds biggest Ridonculous race fan will not stand for negative energy to happen in his face!
Angie: Sadie, the machine ain't working!
Sadie: What?
Angie: This is my fault isn't it? Why do I course everything I touch
Sadie: Maybe shake it a few times
It took Sadie and Angie around 5 minutes to realize that the machine was unplugged after spending a lot of time playing with the bottoms of the machine. Angie was thankful they didn't have to quit the show. But Sadie figured that it was sabotage. How could it have been anything else? The machine for the rest of the teams worked perfectly fine
Confessional: The New Friends
Angie: I shouldn't be blowing this. This is Japan for crying out loud! Japan! We should be winning this
Sadie: It's not your fault. It's whoever sabotaged us!
Angie: Someone sabotaged is!
Sadie: For sure. I don't know who you are whenever your watching this but it's not funny!
End Confessional
Meanwhile back on the set of Takeshi's Castle, Lindsay was the first contestant ot make it past the Honetcomb maze and was doing an incredible job on the remainng obstacles. She held the Mushroom tighly and had a perfect run on the third obstacle. Finaly, Lindsay arrived at Bridge Ball: a popualr obstable in which LIndsay completed the impossible by completeing the challenge on first try dodging every ball and the fagility of the bridge beneath her. Lindsay went though the etire course with no harm which impressed her boyfriend a lot.
Tyler: Woah Linday, THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!
Lindsay: Awwwww, thanks Tyler
The IT Couple walked up to the Don Box graciously pressing down for their next tip
Lindsay: Tyler, do you know where Mount Fiji is?
Don: Mount Fiji, a historic landmark of Japan southerst of where the competition is taking place. Team will meet me by thesebarutiful trees where todays Chillzone is located using any vehicle they can find. Last team to make it to the Chillzone might be going home.
Meanwhile at the start, plenty of the remaining teams were just making their way to the competition getting on their gear and heading straight into the action. Except none of them were getting very far thanks to how slippery the first obstacle was. Not even the smartest out contestants who were trying very hard to complete this course. One example would be Courntey. It was just too bad that she seems to be really off her game this round.
Chris: Wow, I did not expect you to be this rusty
Courtney: Shut up Chris
Chris: Like so many people are passing you right now. I thought you were better than this
Courtney: Well maybe this would go faster if you helped me
Chris: No can do. I can only watch
Courtney: UGH!
Courtney was not the only one struggling with the challenge; Sierra seemed to be having trouble with the sticky situation herself.. Though each of her plans was doomed to fail thanks to her unenthusiastic and minimal effort she was putting in the task aggravating Cody by the minute. Thankfully for her, she was approached with help
August: Hi there. In case you didn't know me already, I'm
Sierra: I know who you are. Why are you here?
August: Since I'm a nice person, I wanted to help you on your uh- situation
Sierra: Oh so you think just because your'e on TV you can put on this nice facade pretending to like me and get away with it? Go bother someone whose dumb enough to fall for it
August: FINE! Who cares about you anyways?
Who cares about her? Sierra wanted to know the answer it that one too. Cody and Yasmine have fooled her once. No way was she going to let her optimistic attitude get in the way of seeing humanity as it truly was again! August wasn't to thrilled either, he walked up to Cody with nothing but aggravation all over his face.
Cody: How'd it go? Did she snap out of it?
August: That girl is not going snap out of whatever phase she's going through anytime soon
Cody: Cmon man you have to try one more time! I promise you she normally doesn't act like this!
August: Look, I got a wall to climb and my own reputation to clean. I helped you because that's what nice people do. Though if you find out that's wrong soon I say your times done. Later loser
Meanwhile at the arcade, all of the teams have been able to complete the medium level amd have moved on to the game show- everyone except The New Friends who keep messing up in that final step. More so Angie who felt that everything was on fire. She wasn't as good of a dancer as Sadie but she was trying her best. Doesn't that earn her anything? She was pounding the dance floor seamlessly making sure every movement was correct. This was supposed to be their day! Their challenge! Their win! The two of them have worked so well as a team before. What makes today different? Sure, Katie's gone. But easy that supposed to be a good thing? While the last place team was trying tog get their act together, the IT couple arrived at the Chillzone where Don was waiting for them patiently
Don: IT Couple, were in first place!
Lindsay: Oh Tyler, I'm so proud of us!
Don: Is what I would say if I wasn't giving you a Two Hour Penalty!
Two Hour Penalty Appears
Tyler: What? WHY!
Don: You were supposed to transport to Japan by speedboat, not plane
Lindsay: See Tyler, I knew we should have taken the plane
Tyler: You never said anything about that!
Lindsay: No I'm pretty sure he did Tyler
Tyler: Did not
Lindsay: Did too
Tyler: Did not
Lindsay: Did too
Tyler: This would never happen on Human Itchy My Cargo Go! That shows WAY better
Lindsay: I'm pretty sure it would be the same consequence
Tyler: Would not
Lindsay: Would too
As this arguing continued, other teams were doing their best with many making it through with ease including Chief who was trying to make it out of the Honeycomb Maze without an accident occurring by the many trap doors. Except his best efforts wasn't enough for Momma.
Momma: GET OUT OF THERE ALREADY
Chief: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING?
Yasmine, just making it past The Slippery Wall , noticed all the arguing and decides to finish the job she was set out to do once and for all.
Yasmine: Excuse me, but I can't help but interfere to tell you that your partner it trying his best
Momma: I've seen this man at his best and if he doesn't want to see me do my worst he's better do better
Yasmine: You know, a lot of competitors haven't even made it past the first obstacle. It's that hard! But your partner managed to make it through just to impress you
Momma: Impress me? What the heck you talking about?
Yasmine: Well, um, what if I told you that Chief actually liked you? Like in the romantic type of way? Because he totally does you know
Momma: What makes you stay that?
Yasmine: Because I haven't seen him work so hard before. He would be working so hard if it wasn't to make you happy
Chief: I MADE IT!
Yasmine: See? He did it. You two would make a really cute couple. Anyway, I gotta get through the rest of the challenge. Good luck
Yasmine left Momma with a lot to think about. Having a romantic interest was a thought that has become so foreign for her. Momma hasn't been in a relationship since DJ was young. For years, her son's been able to fill the emptiness in her heart with all the love a mother could ask for. Now that her baby boy is getting older was that love still enough? Is she finally ready to have another man in her life? To make the final decision, she walked to the third obstacle to seek advice from the most loving person she knows
Momma: DJ? SHMOOPEY POO?
DJ: Hey Momma, what's going on?
Momma: DJ...as you know in a growing boys life, there's going to be some changes
DJ: Momma! Not on international television!
Momma: Not that talk! I'm talking about changes for me! I go through changes too!
DJ: Everyone goes though changes in their li- oh wait, is there someone your into?
Momma: Maybe. But I need to make sure you're okay with it?
DJ: Of course Im okay with it. As long as he makes you happy. Does he?
Momma: I don't know... but I want to find out
Chief: OUT OF THE WAY!
DJ: AH! I'm going I'm going!
DJ strapped himself to the mushroom and held on tightly down the zip line landing perfectly on the small platform with small mud stains on his clothing. This allowed himself and Gwen to head to the next obstacle where such accomplishments weren't as easy. With one step, the bridge couldn't support his weight as DJ immediately collapsed into the mud
DJ: Aw man, how am I going to make it past that? Hey Dude
DJ noticed a calm Ashton making his way to the bridge. DJ figured he should warn the Professional Tennis Player about the danger ahead of him.
DJ: Be careful! The bridge isn't very sta-
Ashton shushed the bigger guy with the movement of his hand stoping DJ from any movement except his eyes gazing at the athlete who not only dodged each ball with grace though also balanced himself easily on the unstable bridge. It was a challenge that Ashton managed to pass with flying colors having his partner ecstatic!
Matt: YES, GO ASHTON, WOOO! THATS MY PARTNER! NOT YOUR PARTNER! MY PA-
Ashton: Let's GO
Matt: WOAH
Knowing that his partner can go on like this all day, Ashton dragged his partner by the arm to grab the next tip for themselves easily putting them in the lead. At least the lead after The It Couple who were still arguing about something completely different
Tyler: Is not
Lindsay: Is too!
Tyler: How can you believe Glee be better than American Ninja Warrior?
Lyndsay: Duh, because it had all these musical numbers in it
Tyler: If they aren't extreme musical numbers I can't get into it
Lindsay: There was this one guy who died of an overdose. That was pretty extreme... why were we arguing again?
Tyler: Hm, I don't remember
Don: And first place goes to the Team Dream steam! Congratulations!
Matt: No way, NO WAY! Is this really happening?
Tyler: No way is it happening! He stole my first place!
Lindsay: Um our first place!
Don: You bet it's happening, because your still on penalty
Matt: Ae man this is the greatest day of my life! You are the greatest host ever THANK YOU
Don: no hugs No Hugs NO HUGS! ... Thank you. Now all of you get off my rug, I see a whole lot of teams comming and I don't want to loose track!
2nd: Reality TV Friends (Gwen and DJ)
3rd: Team Viktory ( Paula and Coach Trainer)
4th: The Young Thrill-Seekers (Summer and Toby)
Back by Bridge Ball , The Elders have finally made it to the final challenge watching as many contestants try and fail to successes on this course. It's possible. Though for a person with as much muscle as Chief, not even Momma knew if he could do it. Yet the Chief kept on a brave face through it all. That's something that his partner can deeply admire
Chief: If I can survive Vietnam, I can make it through this
Chief got up onto the platform and took his time to grab his footing. It was hard to imagine that the strong man would be able to do so. Normally Momma would expect disappointment form the start. Except now, she can see that he was really trying. He was really trying to win for her. And Chief actually succeeded! He managed to find a good balancing technique! Momma couldn't have been any prouder of her partner than that one moment, that one moment where hoping was shining brighter than the sun the deeper she looked into his cold eyes. At least they at how it was before disaster struck. Just before Chief was to complete the course, A ball face planted him causing the faint man to fall back first into the mud. This made Momma furious!Her partner put in so much hard work to go that long way. And Milne deserves to be punished for something they've worked hard for. It wasn't fair for him to loose. She won't stand her partner loosing this way! Most woman would go and encourage thier partner to try again. Not Momma, her partner didn't need to try again for how perfect it was. It was the competition that was broken, and it was her Duh to fix it. Sure, destroying the machine with only a few swings of her purse wasn't the best approach. But it was an approach which left many entertained.
Momma: Oh NO YOU DON'T! YOU DID NOT JUST TO THAT TO THE PARTNER I LOVE YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF TRASH! IS THIS HOW YOU PLAN ON ELIMINATING LIFE? BECAUSE IT GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE TO ELIMINATE ME! I'M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR IT. THIS MAN HAD WORKED HARDER THAN ANY ONE AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IN THE WAY OF ANYONE ANYMORE! IF YOU'RE GOIJG AT HIM YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME!
Momma successfully smashed the machine to boys which granted her cheers form every contestants who got a glimpse at her smack down. Except for Chief, who was in such bewilderment at the what he just witnessed. DJ'a mother will take action and stand up for what's right in a heartbeat. And in the violent way she did it, he would be lying to say he wasn't attracted a bit. Chief walked over to his partner forgetting about the competition for just a moment.
Chief: Really? You really like me in that way
Momma: I want to give us a shot you and me. But you have to promise that your not going to be a fool about it!
Chief: Do I look like a fool to you?
Momma: Thats what I like to hear. Now GET THROUGH THAT COURSE ALREADY!
Back at the beginning of the course, The New Fiends have finally made it to the second challenge
Sadie: Aw man, another physical challenge?
Angie: And I have to do it? When will this nightmare end!
Kyle: Hopefully it does soon. You guys are seriously the worst
Sadie: Oh for what? Exposing Katie for the horrible friend she is?
Evan: No offense but you don't seem like a nice person yourself
Sadie: What? But I'm the good guy! Katie was screwing up my competition on purpose!
Kyle: Oh so you call yelling at her on stage not screwing up her competition? You're so selfish!
Sadie: You dont under... UGH! Angie, do it!
Angie began to race forward through the sluggish mud at quite a fast pace. It's too bad that Cody was right at the crossroads between both his partner and the last place competitor. Since he knew that Sierra wasn't going to be moving anytime soon, he figured he might as well do his favor for Sydney in the competition. While Angie wasn't paying attention, Cody put his foot out causing her to trip fall face first into the mud. Her makeup was ruined! But that wasn't the only thing damaged
Angie: MY ANKLE! OW OW OW
Sadie: ANGIE!
Angie: MY ANKLE, I THINK ITS BROKEN!
Sadie: Cody? Did you see anything of what happened?
Cody: Uhhhh Nope, heh. Nothing to see here. Just saw her running. That's totally the only thing I saw, heh.
Sadie: Don't worry, I'll take your place this round. Just relax okay
Angie: Alright, good luck
Don:
5th: The Lifeguards (Chloe and Yasmine)
6th: The Entrepreneurs (August and Andy))
And at 7th comes the Elders but you will recheck a 1 hour penalty for destroying the part of the challenge
One Hour Penalty Appears
Momma: That things was rigged anyways. It almost hurt my Chiefypoo
Chief: Are you crazy man? That thing could have killed us!
Don: Well thanks to you teams will make it across the challenge making it harder for you to place so good luck
DJ: Momma! You made it! Uhhhhh why is Chief hugging your shoulder?
Momma: DJ, I'd like you to meet my new man
DJ: WHAT? Momma you can't be serious. He made a secret alliance with me!
Momma: People change DJ! You should know better
DJ: But-
Chief: But now that I'm a part of this family, it's time that you start thinking of me better
DJ: But... WWWWWWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
As DJ curried onto the ground forming a waterfall with his own tears, all Yasmine could do was watch in guilt. Sydney promised her that no one would get hurt. Yet not even she knew if DJ would ever be able to recover from this. How was she supposed to know that this new relationship would have been something that bothers DJ? It wasn't as if she watched his original reality show religiously. Yet Sydney does. And what Sydney forces her to crest was a domino effect leaving Yasmine terrified on what dominos were going to be fallen next.
Don: And Penalty's over! IT Couple! You're in seventh place!
Lindsay: Oh thank goodness! Tyler isn't this great?
Tyler: Yeah, sure
Lindsay: Well you don't have to sound so grumpy about it
Don:
8th: Team Talented (Evan and Faith)
9th: Left and Right Brain (Maya and Kyle)
10th: The Rivals (Sophie and Ronnie)
Which one of our remaining teams will be able to complete the course? And whose game will be over? Find out when we get back!
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When we come back from commercial, Sierra is still trying to get through the first obstacle. At this point in the competition, Cody was finding this ridiculous. It didn't make sense! His partner was the girl who literally beat up a shark to save his life, in a wheelchair for crying out loud! Sierra's too strong to be taken down by a slippery wall and they both knew it. Could this physical weakness be coming from being emotionally distraught? If so he doesn't see it in her face at all. I mean, she isn't crying. Time to solve this once and for all
Cody: Sierra! You have to snap out of it
Sierra: Snap out of what?
Cody: This depressed state. If we loose today we're not going to win the million dollars
Sierra: Thats kind of the point, Duh
Cody: WHAT? WHY?!?!?!?
Sierra: Because what's the point of even contesting?
Cody: Um, million dollars!
Sierra: I never cared about the million dollars! The whole reason why I joined this race was to spend time with you, my best friend, the person who I care about more than anyone. If I entered this competition with you I was hoping deep down you'd finally come around to liking me more than a best friend. But you don't even think of me like that. The last thing you want is to be my partner. So I'm giving you a favor by throwing the challenge. That way, you won't have to deal with me ever again
Cody: Sierra that's ridiculous! Of course I want you to be here with me
Sierra: Oh really? Then why didn't you call me? Out of the many people you claim to have called to ask for this race why couldn't one of them been me?
Cody: I di... um... that''s... that was in the past. The point is right now, I want to compete with you. Sierra you have been one of the most generous friends I've had. You've stuck by my side through literally everything. I don't know why, but you do. And I'm sorry I didn't call you to do the race with me . But don't ever think I don't care about you because I do. I really do care about you Sierra. If I really didn't want to do this race with you I would have quit after the first episode.
Sierra really wanted to take his words to heart, she really did. The words he spoke were actually genuine. Yet at the same time, he should have called her. Actions speak louder than words. And the fact he didn't even try to call her speaks volumes to how much he cared. The fans were right, all she'll ever been known for was being this Cody obsessed psycho. Sierra never saw it that way but the media will always want to catch you at your worst. Believe it or not, Sierra didn't not want to be known as a psycho. And for the remainder of the competition, she was going to work on that. Quickly, Sierra gained back her motivation back and finished competing the course almost to the point of super speed. Cody what shocked and thrilled over how fast she was able to complete the course. Though that feeling of surprised was one he was always going to get from her: a feeling that won't be suppressed anytime soon.
Don: And 11th goes to The Lovey Dovey Romantic Team of True Love and Passion! Congragulatio-
Courtney: WAIT!!!!
A ver bruised up Courtney arrived as the chillzone both muddy and bloody with plenty of bruises all around her body. She was followed by Chris able to walk in front of her quickly
Don: Wow, glad it wasn't me out there. 12th place!
Courtney: Yes!!!!
Courtney immediately faints on the ground due to exhaustion.
Confessional: Host and Contestant
Chris: What was that out there Courtney! You looked pathetic!
Courtney: Hey, we're still in this race aren't we? Because of me and me only! I'm not going to give up on this money no matter how many slaps to the face I have to go through, So you better shut your trap and do what your told because I know you don't want to leave empty handed either.
End Confessional
The final three teams were doing their best to make sure they weren't the ones to come in last place. While some were doing this by trying to get through the course as quickly as possible, others were trying to stay as still as they can such as the "Best" Buds cuurently on the Muchroom Trip
Luther: Cmon Johanthan, you can do it!
Johnathan: NO WAY an I touching that thing/ I'm already filled with grease! The mushroom is so dirty and slimy and UGH
Luther: Oh its not that bad.
Johnathan: NOT THAT BAD! THERES LITERALLY A POOL OF MUD BELOW US
Luther: DO YOU NEED ME TO COME UP THERE AND HELP YOU
Johnathan: CANT YOU JUST DO THE CHALLENGE FOR ME
Luther: JUST PRETEND YOUR CUDDLING A SOFT TEDDY BEAR
Johnathan: Okay then, its a soft Teddy Bear, Soft Teddy Bear, Soft Teddy Bear. Yeah, I'm hugging a soft Teddy Bear. But if this Teddys Bears so soft who knows how many people hugged it. AH GERMS! AAAHHHHHHHH
Johnathan ended up letting go of the mushroom to early straight to his doom. Though in a shocking turn of events, half of Johnathan's body ended up ending in the safe zone: the lower half specifically.
Luther: YOU DID IT JOHNATHAN! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
Johnathan:mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
With Johnathan having trouble finding motivation for the clallenge, thankfully Sadie had loads of motivation just racing out of the Honeycomb maze adn eargly completing the Mushroom Trip in one take. Her and Johnathan then made it to the Bridge: the obstacle in which Sydney happens to be stuck on while covered in mud.
Luther: GO JOHANTHAN
Angie: WOOHOO! GO SADIE!!!!
Luther: YOU CANT DO IT JOHNATHAN! WE CANT LET THE EBIL TEAM WIN
Angie: MY PARTNERS NOT EVIL
Shelly: MOVE IT LOSER! WHATS TAKING YOU SO LONG?!?!?
Johnathan was the first of the three remaining competitors to go through the obstacle. Except it was less of movement and more of wrapping his small form tightly along the bridge making sure he doesn't fall. Seeing that he wasn't going to move anytime soon, Sadie decided to take her turn. But before she can take a turn, another competitor pulled her back for a moment.
Sydney: Help me get across this and I'll do the same for you
Sadie: Why should I believe you? People have been mean to me all day
Sydney: We're friends remember? And I think it's pretty clear whose going tonight
Sydney points her eyes over to Johnathan who was slowly, very slowly, but surely making progress across the bridge. Sadie reluctantly agreed and so the two girls worked together together to balance their weight and make it across the bridge. They weren't much faster then Johnathan. In fact, they were about the same speed. The three of them ended up finishing at the same time. Except while Sadie and Sydney were able to make it to the other side with no harm, Johnathan ended up getting his legs in the mud. Thankfully, it still counted as finishing.
Sadie: We have to head over to Mount Fiji
Angie: I just found a boat renting station just around here!
Sydney: Let's share a boat together , that way we can be sure to finish
Sadie: Sure
Shelly: What is it with you and wanting to make friends. HELLO? WE'RE GOING TO LOOSE
Sydney: Trust me, we wont
As the two team began to race Luther was pulling Johnathan out of mud with his fingers
Johnathan: UGH! When was the last time to washed your hands!?!?!?!
Luther: A while ago. Hey, I heard the girls talking a boat. Should we take one too?
Johnathan: As long as it gets me to the nearest shower then YES
The last place teams all raced to the nearest dock While Luther and Johnathan took a white speed boat with blue stripes The New Friends and THE WINNERS took their chances at a speed boat that was the same model boat except with pink stripes . And Shelly was doing everything in her power to make sure they win
Shelly: Sydney, you have to drive the... actually, I'll do the driving because you're terrible at everything
Shelly ended up driving the boat using maximum speed while Sydney guided her partner through the waters. This left Sadie to care for Angie's wounds while looking out for the "Best Buds" in the process. Thankfully, this wasn't a hard job for either of them to manage. But it was one of little physical activity as they couldn't control that the team was at least 2 miles behind them. The race was close between the three teams and Shelly was refusing to let that happen. She increased the speed of her boat for the 2 team to tread the waters. The only plan Shelly had in mind was to go fast cause the faster you go, the better you have a chance at winning, right? Wrong. Shelly has always thought about this race through a competition perspective. Competitions were physical meaning that if your fast then they more likely you'll be to finishing first and winning the whole thing. Except this wasn't the olympics, it was a Reality Show. With a Reality Show it's your smarts that are going to earn you the money. You have to be able to play a social game, even if you have to play the game dirty. Shelly and Sydney were not going to be their team heading home tonight. Sydney is the only one who knows this because she has a plan. And her plan deals with what lies ahead
Sydney: That tunnel is a shortcut! Drive in it
Shelly: But I won't be able to see!
Sydney: But it's too late to turn back isn't it??
Was it too late to turn back? That's the question the forever haunted Sadie. Yes, she's glad that she called out Katie on her actions. Though would she have done it if she took a moment to this of the consequences for her social game? No, because her reputation is ruined. And that devaluation has caused her to have one of the worst days of her life! Her and Angie were supposed to have the best time in Japan. Now she can barley walk, and she can barley talk back for herself. There was nothing more Sadie wanted than to redo the entire day. In fact, she would love to redo the entire competition. Sadie and Katie were sure that the two of them would be able to take over the word together. Well, at least for this competition. That was until Don switched the teams. Does she regret the switch? No, Sadie loves Angie as a friend. But there was definitely a better way to deal with Katies jealousy. Should she have been so hard on her Ex- BFFFL? Probably not. Katie was only trying to keep Sadie around. Not that Sadie thought about it. She was probably going to extreme measures because she was afraid. Sure none of her actions were called for. But if Sadie thought she was loosing Katie to someone else, she would have done the same thing. Except they've been friends for so long! Katie should have no reason to believe that Sadie would ever ditch her. Was it the way they talked with each other? The things they had in common? What could have caused Katie to believe all that nonsense in the first place?
Once entering the dark depths of the underground tunnel thief surroundings became pitch black with the only thing heard was the engines roar of their boat. Sadie was extremely freaked out about this. Terrified, but expected that the feeling would pass. Sadie didn't expect anything bad to happen from this situation. It was just like driving through those long tunnels in the dark. As long as you just drive straight you'll be fine. It was probably childish for her to even think of such things in the first place. Sadie couldn't to help but be afraid: the darkness was a scary place. You never know what could happen when you can't see whats in front of you
Angie: AHHH HELP HELP HELLP AAAHH!!!!
A splash was heard near the left side of the boat sending Sadie into a panic. Was Angie okay? Was that scream the cause of her ankle throbbing? That splashing had nothing related to her new beat friend correct? Hesitantly, Sadie took the time to feel around the area hoping to find any sign of her flesh formed friend yet nothing. All she felt was cold rubber dampness from large splashes of water. Maybe she wasn't trying enough. That had to be the issue right? Did Angie really fall overboard? Before she can investigate more the former BFFFL was sent into a state of panic herself by the touch of two cold hands aggressively grabbing her by her upper shirt positing her to the edge of the boat. What the heck? One minute she was sitting hyperventilating and the next her state of living was hanging in the clutches of two hands wrapped tightly to her shirt. Sadie screamed loudly, but none of the other contestants were looking out for her which was weird because you'd think at least one them would care if someone was screaming in bloody horror. But the grip of the mysterious killer didn't loosen. It only tightened. Sadie didn't know what was happen but was begging to be saved. And thankfully for a brief moment, she saw the light, literally. As Shelly drove the boat out of the tunnel light started to shine through meaning Sadie got a better look at the silhouette standing against her
Sadie: SUYDMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Sydney: Did you really think you actually had a chance? Pathetic. This show's mine got it? And I'm not going to let any of you take it away from me. Your time's up. Bye now
With powerful force, Sydney shoved Sadie overboard into the depths of the water not turning back once. To her, looking back is meaningless: what's really important is to look ahead. And ahead of them was not only the light but also the chill zone and a million dollars the two of them will continue to compete for. All they have to do is never turn back. Soon, the white bust with a single pink stripe escaped the tunnel with the sun waiting no time in greeting them
Shelly: UGH!! Stupid sum... what happened to the other two idiots?
Sydney: Oh no! Do we have to go back?
Shelly: Forget it, if they want to swim with the fishes so be it. And don't you dare ty to stop me!
Sydney: I'm not
And so THE WINNERS pushed onward treading the waters with the boat of the "Best Buds" not to far behind them
PENALTY BUZZ
Don: The Elders! Your penalty is over! 13th place! 14th place goes to THE WINNERS! And in 15 place we have The "Best Buds"! congratulatioAH...
Johnathan: WHERE IT IT! The shower? Pool? Soap? HAND SANITIZER????
Don: A hotel is right next door! NOW LET GO OF ME!
Johnathan quickly let go of the host and rushed to the washrooms to clean himself up as quickly as possible. The Broadway junkie has never been as inspired to get as soaked as quickly as possible. Speaking of soaked, It wasn't until an hour later when The New a friends showed up looking horrendous. Not only were the two girls completely drenched in sea water, but they were barley ale to function with Sadie holding onto Angie tightly as she hopped along her good leg all the way until until the chillzone . The two girls were both covers in bruise marks and blood stains that wore out a couple of hours ago. It's fair to say that the new friends weren't happy, not happy at all
Don: New Friends; you are the last team to arrive. You're out
Sadie: THATS NOT FAIR! HER! SHE SABOTAGED US? SHE OFFERS US A RIDE ONLY TO THROW UN INTO THE OCEAN!!!!
Sydney: WHAT? Why would I do that? I'm your friend
Shelly: Just because you're pathetic players, doesn't mean you have to put your terrible decisions on other people. That just makes you disgusting
Sydney: I was so scared for you guys when you didn't come out of the tunnel. I really wanted to turn back!
Sadie: LIAR!!!
Matt: How could you say that? First your mean to Katie and now this? Sydney is my best friend! She would never do something so horrible! Unlike you!
Cody: Yeah, Sydney's a cool person
Yasmine: Um... yeah
Shelly: I wouldn't say she's cool. But I've been working with this loser for whatever how many rounds now and there no way she'd be able to pull off that upper body strength
Sadie: One of you PLEASE believe me! She's a MONSTER! She's out to get all of you! JUST WATCH!
Don: Yeah, no one cares. STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT EPISODE with new destinations! New challenges ! And new drama! HERE on THE RIDONCULOUS RACE
Epilogue: The New Friends
Angie: I can't believe it! Eliminated in Japan!
Sadie: I really thought I had a chance this time. You believe me don't you? You saw her push you into the water
Angie: I'm sorry but it happened so quickly, I really don't know
Sadie: UGH!
Angie: But at least were in Japan! I can show all these cool places now!
Sadie: Where should we start?
Angie: How about the hospital. I really think my ankle is broken
ELIMINATED:
22nd- The Mimes (Peter and Poppy)
21st- The Forbidden "Lovers"? (Marshall and Riley)
20th- The BETTER Team (Levingston and Tanner
19th- The BEST Team (Bill and Fitzgerald)
18th- The Paranormal Investigators (Amandah and Miley)
17th- Newbies Bizarre Adventure ( Katie and Andrew)
16th- The New Friends (Sadie and Angelica)
PLACEMENTS:
1st: Team Dream Team (Matt and Ashton)
2nd: Reality TV Friends (Gwen and DJ)
3rd: Team Viktory ( Paula and Coach Trainer)
4th: The Young Thrill-Seekers (Summer and Toby)
5th: The Lifeguards (Chloe and Yasmine)
6th: The Entrepreneurs (August and Andy))
7th: The IT Couple (Lyndsy and Tyler
8th: Team Talented (Evan and Faith)
9th: Left and Right Brain (Maya and Kyle)
10th: The Rivals (Sophie and Ronnie)
11th: Lovey Dovey Romantic Team of True Love and Passion!
12th: Host and Contestant (Chris and Courtney
13th: The Elders (Chief and Momma)
14th: THE WINNERS (Shelly and Sydney)
15th: The "Best" Buds (Luther and Johnathan)