Hello, it's been awhile sorry I haven't added chapters because my computer was a little broken and glitchy so thank you for being patient.
Also Bloody Bunny it's going to give her loud foster family nicknames.
Lori the Bossy Lady
Leni the Dumber Girl, Ms. Obvious, Miss Idiotic
Luna the Music Girl, Guitar Girl
Lucy the Queen of Darkness, Duchess of Darkness (by Lynn Jr)
Lynn Jr Danger Girl, Sports Girl
Lisa the Egghead, Nerd Girl
Luan The Prank Mistress Girl, the Lady Joker
Lola the Pink Princess, Ms. Pink Sinister
Lana the Mud Girl
Lily the Cutest
And finally Lincoln the White Hair Boy
Oh and she's also going to give Lincoln's two friends nicknames as well.
Ronnie Anne the Purple Girl or Skateboard Girl
Clyde Mr. Lover Boy
That's all for now.
X
The today is a rainy day at the loud house, Lana is running up the walkway, opening the front door, entering the living room carrying mud in her hands.
Lana: in a couple more hours, this mud will be perfect to play in!
She splashes the mud all over her face.
Lily is sitting on the floor, crying. Luan is folding laundry on the coffee table while Lola, Lisa, Lori, and Leni are on the couch, Bloody Bunny is on the chair polishing her sword. Lola is admiring herself in her pocket mirror. Lisa is looking back and forth at a clipboard in a set of test tubes, Lori is talking to Bobby, While Leni is doing Lori's nails.
Luan: Hey, guys, why couldn't a comedian tell you a dirty laundry joke? Cause it always comes out clean!
Bloody Bunny: (Snarled) that's a terrible joke.
Lynn Jr bounced a basketball off the wall in the background.
Lynn Jr: She shoots! She scores!
Luna enters the scene, holding a radio toward her ear.
Luna: (in a British accent) I bloody love this song! Sing it like you mean it, Mick
Lucy pokes her head out of the fireplace, making Luna jump in terror. "Blimey!"
Lucy: I am 'trying' to right here
Lori: (on the phone, to Bobby) no, I love you more, silly. (To Leni) it's our six-week iversary.
Leni: you two are like gonna to be forever, like 'ever
Lisa: speaking of forever, Lori, my study indicates you haven't used the bathroom in quite some time.
Lori: eww! There is no way. I'm being in your group poop study
Bloody Bunny: (agreed) I'm with her and I found that very disgusting obscure stupid science experiment.
Lisa: science is not stupid, you're just it.
Bloody Bunny: (angrily) what did you just say to me?! Egg girl?
Bloody Bunny narrowed her eyes at the smart sister and gave her a death glare.
Lisa could feel her heart beating faster and her body started to shiver in fear.
"Nothing! I didn't say anything!' Lisa nervously smiles a bit.
Bloody Bunny: that's what I thought.
Lincoln: (to the audience) ah, rainy days. Perfect for hanging out with the family and reading comics.
While Lola looks in her mirror, she sees throwing off his shirt and pants in its reflection.
Lola: grooooss!
Lincoln: what?
Lola: why do you always have to read your comics in your underwear?!
Lincoln: 'cause reading my comics with my clothes on is uncomfortable and disturbing.
He shakes his booty at Lola. "And you know how I like to be comfortable while reading comic books. Now, scotch."
Lincoln sits between Lola, Lisa, and Lola, repulsed, jumps onto the armrest.
Lola: ack! It's an annoying habit, and you get butt germs everywhere!
Lincoln: 'me' annoying? You can't look away from the mirror for five seconds.
He holds up all of his fingers.
Lisa: Lies!
It turns out Lola is looking in her mirror rather than at Lincoln. She looks back, closes the mirror, and smiles sheepishly.
Bloody Bunny: Well, what do you know the Pink Princess has a habit a very stupid looking in the magic mirror habit!
Lola: hey!
Lincoln: And Lori, will it 'kill' you not to talk to Bobby all the time?!
Lori: I don't talk to Bobby 'all' the time! (to Bobby, over the phone.) Do I, Bobby?
Bloody Bunny: looks like Bossy Lady is talking to her boyfriend 24/7. Another stupid idiotic habit she couldn't get over.
Lori: hey!
Lincoln: And Lisa, you always do your poop studies.
Lisa: It's quite fascinating work.
Bloody Bunny: well I find it very disgusting nerd girl or maybe you being such a stupid idiot moron.
Lisa: what?!
Bloody Bunny: if you find Science a 'fascinating' work tell me something about what year of our planet Earth is going to end? If you do have the answer to that.
Lisa: (rubs the back of her head nervously) well...I...um..I... don't know that information to your question.
Bloody Bunny: exactly, you know nothing!
Lincoln: and then it goes to you, Bloody Bunny.
Bloody Bunny: what about me?
Lincoln: you have an anger problem every time if someone called you an it or thing.
Bloody Bunny: Lincoln, I couldn't help it, if someone calls me these two words I take it as an insult or a racist word towards me. So if someone calls me these I beat them up. Brutality without mercy.
Lincoln: see? You guys couldn't last 10 minutes without doing 'your' annoying things
Lori: we could last longer than 'you'
Lincoln: I bet you couldn't!
Lola: oh, 'really'? Care to make a little more 'interesting'?
She hops onto the count crest, and then walks back and forth. "If we can't stop doing 'our' things longer than you can't stop doing yours, then you have to give up reading in your underwear... forever!" She raises her fist.
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa: (agreed) YEAH!
Bloody Bunny: but what if he wins?
Lola: 'if' he wins we will never complain about his butt cooties again.
Bloody Bunny: (point out) that actually… makes sense
Lincoln: hmm...okay. But if I beat you you also have to buy me these beauties.
He opens up his comic book revealing an underwear catalog and points to a circled picture of red briefs. "Pure cotton, 2,000 thread count, non-binding elastic. I'll just call them my victory undies.
Bloody Bunny: (raise an eyebrow) really, Lincoln?
Lincoln: that's all I got!
The loud sisters go into a huddle and discuss this deal, whispering unintelligibly. Lola looks back once as they do.
Lola: 'Deal'
Lincoln: great! So, if I have to start read comics with my clothes on, Lola cannot look into the mirror.
Lola closes her mirror, shocked.
"Luna can't speak in a British accent."
Luna (in a British accent) Rock and roll
She puts her hand over her mouth, also shocked.
"Muuuud!" Lana runs for the front door.
"Lana cannot play in the mud."
"Dang it." Lana turns back and walks away slowly, dejected.
"Lori can't talk to Bobby."
Lori: no, I love you more, silly
She hangs up. "Bobby who?"
"Leni can't 'like'"
Leni: Like, okay.
She grins sheepishly.
"Lucy can't pop up and scare people."
Lucy backs her head into the fireplace
"Lisa has to give up her weird studies"
Lisa: (apologetically) forgive me, science.
"Luan can't tell bad jokes."
Luan literally zips her mouth shut.
"Bloody Bunny cannot go in anger if someone calls her an it or thing."
Bloody Bunny took a deep breath in and exhaled. "I will try."
"Lynn cannot turn everything into a sport."
Lynn Jr, holding a broom like a hockey stick, dejectedly starts sweeping normally.
"And Lily can't cry."
Lily puts her pacifier in her mouth.
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, Bloody Bunny, Lana, Lola, and Lisa: deal!
Lola: pants up. buddy boy!
"Okay, competition." Lincoln puts on pants. "Starts." He puts on his pants. "Now!"
Leni: wait, like, I wasn't clear on the rules.
Lori: Leni, you can't say 'like'.
Leni: oh, got it.
Lincoln: Okay, competition l starts now
Leni: I'm like totally gonna win this.
A red 'X' appears over her face and a buzzer sound.
The loud siblings groan.
Lucy appears next to her siblings. "Nice going."
They jump in terror except for Bloody Bunny.
A red 'X' appears over Lucy's face, and a buzzer sound.
Lucy: Dang it
Bloody Bunny: (in Japanese) Orokamono
Lola: Come on, guys, stay focused!
Lincoln two down. I can practically 'smell' those victory undies.
He realized. "Wait let me rephrase that!"
X
Time passed and the girls were laying down, bored. Bloody Bunny was polishing throw knives.
Lola was putting her makeup on unevenly. "See? I don't even 'need' a mirror to put my makeup on. Comfy over there, Lincoln?"
Lincoln was shifting around, uncomfortable. "Yep. Just about... to dive...ugh...into my comics. Agh."
Lola smiles sinister. Lori's phone ringtone plays an electronic version of 'here comes the Bride.' To see that Bobby is calling. Lori whimpers as she tries to press the hang up button.
Lola presses the button. "Control yourself, woman!"
Lori sighs, exasperated. Luan and Lynn Jr are folding laundry.
Lynn Jr: well, nothing sporty about folding laundry.
Luan: or funny.
Lana big eyed through the window, watching Charles and Cliff play happily in the mud out in the rain. She gets down on all-fours and runs towards the door like a dog, but Lola steps in front of her.
Lola: Lana, heel!
Lana paws on the door, whimpering, but Lola sharply points the other way. Lana runs toward Charles' doggy bed and curls down in it, sad.
Luna: (Swedish accent) herdie, verdie, verdie. Easy peasy, I just svitched to Svedish, ja?
Lisa: you poor, fragile 'home sapiens'
Bloody Bunny: I'll say. The Music Girl needs more training.
Luna: (to Bloody Bunny) you're an it.
Bloody Bunny: (takes a deep breaths) if you lose. I'm going to beat you down like no day tomorrow.
Lori's phone starts to play the ringtone again, Luna grabs her phone.
Luna: I vill take dat, ja?
Lori grabs her phone for a tug of war. "No you von't! Dah, I mean won't!" She wrestles with Luna again for a tug of war. "Gimmie!"
As both girls fight, grunting all the while, they bump the laundry basket, causing a fold-up pair of socks to bounce out. Lynn Jr watches the bundle bounce in slow motion and imagines it as a basketball.
Lynn Jr imagines basketballs appear in her eyes. "Basket...ball…"
Lori, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana. Lola and Lisa: don't do it! Don't do it!
Bloody Bunny: do it
Lynn Jr hits the bundle into the basket. "Two points!" She throws the remaining sock bundle in rapid succession. "Two points! Two points! Two points! Two points! Two points! Yaaaaay-ah!" She jumps into the air for a victory pose; a red 'X' appears over her face, and a buzzer sound.
Bloody Bunny: (commented) Dumb, Danger girl
Lincoln: Buh-Bye.
He continues to struggle in his clothes; he loudly groans. "Maybe the pants are the problem." He goes towards the laundry basket and looks at some of the pants. "Too scratchy...too tight…'too' far after Labor Day...oh, these are perfect!
Bobby suddenly appears pressed outside the window.
Bobby: (desperate) Babe! Why aren't you answering my call?!
Bloody Bunny: So Ronnie Anne's brother, Bobby Santiago. Never thought I'd seen him in person.
Lori looks forlornly at Bobby, cutting her hand on the window, then looks away.
"Forgive me, my love." Lori draws down the curtains over the window.
Bloody Bunny: (confused) how the heck did your boyfriend got... you know what nevermind I don't want to know. That reminds me. Lori, I need you to tell him about me
Lori took this by surprise. "Are you sure?"
Bloody Bunny: Yes, his sister knows so why not her brother. But not right now not until this 'bet' is over.
Lori: (sighs) all right but I'm going to have a talk with Mom and Dad about this
Bloody Bunny: no argument.
Lori: (notice something) Lincoln, why are you wearing my leggings?!
Lincoln, who's wearing Lori's leggings. Hey you never said I have to wear my pants. Plus, these are so comfy!
Lori: (smirks) good luck. Those are the ones that really... 'ride up on ya'.
Lincoln walks away. "Sure, Lori, you're just trying to mess with my-Hello! Yep, those are ridin'!" He walks while pulling the seat area of leggings down.
Luna is hiding the radio towards her ear, and she listens to the announcement.
Jay Rock: (over the radio) hey, cats and kittens, this is Jay Rock here! I'm giving away Mick Swagger tickets to the cellar with... the best British accent!
Luna's eyes widen, looks back and forth, and slinks away to behind the curtains. She signals for shoo, and she calls the radio station on her phone.
Jay Rock: hello, you're on the air! Let's hear your best British accent.
Luna begins whispering in the British accent. "Come on, love, hand over those tickets."
Jay Rock: yeah, sorry, caller, I can't hear you.
Luna whispers, slightly louder. "Come...on love, hand over those tickets!
Jay Rock: if you don't speak up, you can't win!
Luna started to shout. "Can over the bloody tickets, mate!"
Lincoln draws back the curtains to reveal Luna to the others.
Luna smiles sheepishly, back to Swedish. "Herdie verdie?" A red 'X' appears over her face, and a buzzer sound.
Bloody Bunny: congratulations you have lost Guitar girl. So allow me to give you a black eye as a gift reward.
She cracks her paws together.
Luna: uh oh
X
More time passes as Lincoln is struggling to read his comic, and he pulls back the seat of the leggings.
Lincoln: Ugh, I've read the same panel twenty times!
Just then, there's a "knock-knock" at the door.
Lincoln: Who's there?
Bobby: (from outside) Bobby!
Lincoln gets an idea, and slyly addresses Luan. "Bobby who?"
Luan was about to give a punchline, but Lola silenced her.
Lola: Don't you DARE answer that joke, Luan!
Lori gives in. "I gotta let him in!"
Lori rushes to the door, and Lola fights her from opening it.
Bobby: (from outside) Geez, how many Loud siblings does it take to open a door?!
Lola: Luan, do NOT answer that!
Luan is holding her cheeks, struggling to resist her urge to tell jokes.
Bloody Bunny: she's going to answer that joke eventually.
Lori: (points the other direction to distract Lola.) Hey, look, free makeup samples!
Lola: Huh?
Lori: (puts Lola down) HA!
Lori opens the door to reveal Bobby on the other side and she stares adoringly at him.
Lori: Bobby!
Lana stares at the mud Bobby is tracking and she stares adoringly at it.
Lana: MUD!
Lana rushes outside and jumps into a mud puddle, giggling maniacally. A red 'X' appears over her face, and a buzzer sound.
Lori hugged Bobby. "Happy six-week-iversary, Bobby-Boo boo-Bear!" a red 'X' appears over her face, and a buzzer sound.
Bobby: (After hug; arms at each other's shoulders.) Thanks, babe! I would have been here sooner, but I had to wait for a chicken to cross the road.
Lincoln: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Luan: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! TO RUN AWAY FROM THE COOK! TO PROVE HE'S NO CHICKEN!
She laughs maniacally.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Lola tackles Luan.
Luan: (breathing deeply) Sweet comic relief.
A red 'X' appears over her face, and a buzzer sound.
Lola growls in frustration.
Bloody Bunny: losers
Bobby: Here, babe, I brought you something special.
He hands Lori a milkshake.
Lori: Awww.
She drinks from it
Bobby: It's the milkshake from our first date, six weeks ago.
Lori's eyes widen, and her stomach begins to growl. She clenches her stomach and rushes up the stairs for the bathroom.
Lori: Coming through, 'literally'!
Lisa: (gasp) the missing piece of my gastrointestinal study.
Lisa runs upstairs for the bathroom. A door opening is heard and Lori screams of embarrassment.
Lisa: (offscreen) sweet mother of discovery!
Lisa makes her way back downstairs and a red 'X' appears over her face, and a buzzer sound. The 'X' moves with her before disappearing.
Lisa: (to the viewers) I'm only human.
Lola: YOU PEOPLE ARE USELESS!
Lincoln: And then there were two.
Lola: (hides her eyes beneath her hair; acts sinister.) You may have outlasted those amateurs, but now you've gotta deal with a REAL PROFESSIONAL!
A dramatic spotlight is cast on Lola, and she turns her face to reveal her uneven makeup. Her eyelid makeup and lipstick are smeared across her face, her hair is messy and shaggy, and her pupils are blank and colorless.
Bloody Bunny: (sarcastically) oh my goodness gracious!
Lincoln: I won't give up, for the sake of all things comfortable!
He snaps the seat of the leggings, causing him pain. "YIGH...gotta do something about these pants!"
Lincoln is now wearing a pair of gray sweatpants.
Lincoln: Now these are pants I can read in!
He hops on the chair and continues reading. "You guys better start pooling your money, because I'm about to win this thing!"
Lola: Then perhaps it's time to turn up the heat.
She turns the thermostat up from 70 to 98 degrees.
Lincoln: [begins to sweat] Whew, is it hot in here?
He walks over to the thermostat. "98 degrees?! So that's how she's gonna play it!"
Some time later, Lola is walking down the stairs, and she sees Lincoln holding a rag.
Lola: Lincoln, what are you doing?
Lincoln: Just readin'. Oh, and I polished every surface of the living room. So shiny, you can see your face.
Lola sees that all the shiny surfaces around her bear her reflection, she shields her eyes.
Lola: AAH! Must...not...look...at self! Beautiful...beautiful self!
She runs for the kitchen, screaming.
Lincoln: And I waxed the kitchen floor, too! Such reflection!
Lola runs back into the living room, screaming, and she hits her face on the back of the chair, leaving an imprint of her makeup on it. She falls onto the floor, dazed.
Lola: THAT'S IT!
She hops onto the chair, with a pair of underwear in her hands.
"Give up, Lincoln! You know you want these!" She rubs the underwear on Lincoln's face. "Smell 'em! SMELL THAT COTTON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT 'EM!
Lincoln: I'm not giving up! You'd give up right now if you could see what's wrong with your face!
She holds up Lola's pocket mirror.
Lola: WHAT?! Guys, is there something wrong with my face?!
The siblings except for Bloody Bunny clamor, trying to convince her otherwise.
Lola: LIES! GIVE ME A MIRROR!
Lola looks into a shiny doorknob, and she screams at her hideous reflection. She dashes upstairs for her room, then comes back down a few seconds later, back to her normal self.
Lola: Ahh, that's better.
A red "X" appears over her face, and a buzzer sound.
Bloody Bunny: (rolled her eyes) unbelievable
Lincoln: I WIN!
He rips the sweatpants off. "The victory undies are mine!" He opens up the catalog. "Okay, guys, pay up!"
Bloody Bunny: Hang on... I think you forgot two people, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (confused) Huh? What are you-?
Lily throws her pacifier at Lincoln to get his attention.
Lincoln: Oh, hey, Lily.
Lily looks up at Lincoln, and he comes to a startling realization.
Lincoln: [gasp] LILY!
Bloody Bunny: Yup. Her and me
Lincoln smacks his forehead in frustration. "Oh no! I forgot about you!"
Lori: Lily didn't cry this entire time! Bloody Bunny didn't get angry! That means...
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa toss Lily and Bloody Bunny into the air in victory. "LILY AND BLOODY BUNNY WINS!"
The girls cheer for Lily and Bloody Bunny, who laughs and smirks along with them.
Lincoln collapses to the floor. " And I lost!"
Lola: Well, Lincoln, guess you have to give up reading comics in your underwear forever!
A red 'X' appears over Lincoln's face, and a buzzer sound.
Lola was doing her makeup in her mirror. "Ahh, how I've missed this beautiful face."
Lincoln groans as he struggles to read his comic fully-clothed. Lola looks at this display with pity and sympathy, and she closes her mirror.
A few minutes later, there is a "knock-knock" at the door, and Luan goes to answer it.
Luan: Who's there?
Delivery Man: [from outside] Delivery man.
Luan: 'Delivery man' who?
Delivery Man: Come on, kid, it's raining!
Luan: That's your punchline? You really need to work on your delivery.
She skips away laughing.
Lincoln answers the door.
Delivery Man: Package for...Lincoln Loud.
He hands Lincoln a package.
Lincoln opens the package, and he gasps to see that it's his victory undies.
Lincoln: My victory undies! I don't get it.
Lori: We didn't order it for you.
Lola: I did.
Bloody Bunny: [surprised] You did?
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, Lucy, Lana and Lisa: [all angered] But he lost the bet!
Lola: Come on, you guys, we clearly can't give up our things. Why should Lincoln have to give up his? We should all accept each other's habits...even if some of them are really, really gross.
The girls clamor in agreement. Bloody goes over to Lola and puts a paw on her shoulder.
Bloody Bunny: nice thing you did, Lola.
Lola: Eh, don't mention it.
Lincoln runs for Lola and gives her a hug.
Lincoln: Thank you!
he gets teary-eyed. "They're almost too nice to wear."
He wipes his tears; sniffs. "But not that nice!" He rushes off and puts his new undies on; to the viewers. "Ah, rainy days. There's nothing like doing the thing you love surrounded by the ones you love...and 2,000-thread-count undies."
Lincoln snaps his underwear and reads his comic book, surrounded by his siblings, who are happily indulging in their habits. Meanwhile outside, Bobby is chasing a chicken in the rain.
Bobby: Chicken, come back! Why did you cross the road?!