Endless Island. Vast, enchanting, imaginative. What do we know about this wonderful place? How was it made? Who made it? Why are the people there so... below intelligence? No one knows the answer to these questions and frankly, no one cares. But today, Esther was determined to solve the mysteries of Endless Island.

It all started as all of us on the island playing with Brown Roger. Dressing him up and giving him a makeover. And all the while, Reggie started to sing a rather annoying tv commercial jingle.

"What could be better than a bag of butter, then Borgman's Butterflakes!" She sang.

"Reggie would you stop singing that?" Todd asked.

"Why? It's like the best jingle ever!"

"It's literally about an artery clogging snack food made from butter." Jake said.

"I know! It's awesome." Reggie replied.

"And done!" I said. "This furry little diva is ready for the spotlight!" With that I turned my guitar into a dj turntable and started playing fashion runway music. He was wearing 6 bracelets on each arm, with a pink gown matching a pink cowboy hat with flowers and a mini baby blue on top.

"And turn and turn and pose!" I said.

"Seriously, you have fantastic bone structure." Esther complimented. "Could you look up for me." She then added some eyeliner to Roger's eyelashes.

"We just need some cool shoes." Reggie added as Todd pulled out some green heels.

"You think you can rock these?"

"Oh, Brown Roger can rock anything!" I complimented. "Isn't that right buddy?" The fuzzy thing blushed.

Soon he was strutting the runway like he wasn't being watched and it was glorious.

"Awww! I wish I could take a photo of this." Esther sighed.

"I brought a camera here once." I told her. "But then it grew wings and started eating my face." I looked up to see my camera. "Oh there it is!" It screeched and attacked me.

"AAAAH! NOT THE FACE!"

While I was being mauled, Esther started writing something down on a notebook.

"Whatcha writing?" Todd asked walking over to her.

"I've been recording all my observations on Endless. Just trying to make some sense of this place."

"Can I see?"

"Sure."

Todd looked to see a lot of info on it. Meanwhile, Jake was pulling the monster camera from my face.

"Down! Down! Down!" He screamed until he pulled the camera off of me and it flew off.

"Oh... thanks pal." I said getting up I then limped over to the two with the notebook.

"Woah, Tristan. Are you okay." Todd asked.

"Yeah... I'll be fine. But I think the camera tasted my blood." I then noticed the notebook they were reading. "Oooh, what's that?"

"Esther's been studying on the happenings of Endless. Apparently she's trying to find reason and logic of this place.

"Uh you know that this is the place where logic goes to die right?" I explained as I snatched the notebook.

"Everything has logic Tristan." Esther pointed out. "And I've been trying to figure it out ever since I got here."

"Hm." I read the notebook and walked towards a palm tree. "So it says here that you opened that drawer and found wigs?"

"Yeah."

"Well, that can't be right." I corrected. "Because when I opened it I found discarded pizza boxes."

"Yeah and when I opened it, it was full of expired car wash coupons." Todd added.

"And when I opened it I found a whole birthday party in 'dere." Jake said.

"Should we check again?" Esther smirked.

With that, Todd opened the drawer to find... a small family watching tv in there living room?

"Oh, Connie look. We have some visitors. Can we interest you in some hummus?"

"Ooh, I'll take some hummus." I agreed to the tiny man's offer. Then Todd closed the drawer.

"Facinating." Esther said.

Meanwhile, Reggie was still chasing the camera monster.

"Hey! Come back here! No one eats my friend's face!" She cried.

"Reggie, what do you think is in this drawer?" Todd asked her.

"I don't know. Why you ask?"

"Well, we are trying to find patterns on the island and see what kind of logic this place has." Esther explained.

"You know this is where logic goes to die, right?" Reggie replied.

"That's what I said!" I told her.

"Aren't you guys curious?" Esther asked us.

"Curious about what? Endless is awesome. And that's all I need to know."

"Exactly." I agreed with Reggie.

"But guys, there's so many questions!" Esther said. "I Endless a parrallel dimenison? Or maybe a manifestation of our concious? Giving form to our wildest fantasies... and darkest fears?"

"Or maybe it's just fun!" Reggie said as a crab like creature emerged from a pink rock and started playing steel drums and she danced to it.

"Esther, I know how much you want to find reason an logic to everything. But I think we should leave the logic of this place alone." I told her. "And besides it's better that we don't know what's going on with this island. Less we ruin the fun of this place."

"But, guys! This is our chance to discover something no one has seen before!" Esther said. "Don't you want to find out what this island is? Or how it was made? There are so many questions that we need answers!"

We all thought for a second and then walked in and spoke.

"Well Esther, if it's that important to you maybe we could spend the day figuring out Endless."

"Yeah, that could work out." Todd agreed.

"Really guys!" Reggie interrupted. "That sounds like homework! The reason I come here is to get away from things like that!"

"Come on, Reggie. Don't think of it as homework. Think of it as an expedition to the deepest reigons of Endless to discover it's many secrets." I assured her.

"Wow, when you put it like that... It still sounds like homework."

I frowned at her response. "Just work with us!"

"Fine, but I'm gonna make this fun."

And with that, our expediton began. We started by interviewing the locals, but they weren't the best informants.

"Excuse me, sir! A moment of your time?" I called to an islander skating on what looked like ice but it didn't.

Reggie tasted the white stuff and found out what is was.

"Hey! Ranch dressing!" She said and she started leaping and spinning around on the surface. Meanwhile, the rest of us were interviewing another islander. He had a pink shell on his back with wings on it and was weating shoes.

"Billy Canyon, do you mind answering some questions for a research study on Endless?" Todd asked.

"Sure, I love questions." Billy said. "Like the other week when I invited my friend Susan over to show off my new surround sound system and-"

Just as Billy was talking I noticed an adult woman behind a large piece of celery. It was odd to see another human on the island, whic made me curious. She then turned around eavesdropping on the whole conversation.

"Excuse me, did I hear you say your researching Endless?" She said.

"Why yes we are..." Esther answered unsurely.

"Oh, i've been studying Endless for ages! I cannot believe I finally found some fellow researchers to share my findings with!"

We all smiled hearing this.

"Uh, excuse me. I was talking-" Billy said before Jake pushed him aside.

"Yeah, that's great Billy. Now tell us all about the island! Spill!"

"Where do I begin?" The lady started as Esther readied her pen hoping to write so much info.

"Okay! Can you explain to us how this island manifested? Or how long it's existed? Do you know?"

"I do! And I'm just about to tell you!"

We all listened closely as she explained.

"The most important thing you need to know Endless is..."

"Yes! What is it?"

The next thing that lady did was... pull her tounge and popped out birds and confetti until there was nothing left but her clothes. We were speechless at what just happened.

"Well, I'm ready to give up." Jake said. "Getting information from these wack a doos is as helpful as tech support."

Reggie then skated by and sang that jingle again.

"Something that's salty and creamy and sweet, yeah! Borgman's got your back! What could be better than a bag of butter? It's Borgman's Butterflakes!"

After that she slid back into the ranch dressing rink.

"She's never gonna stop singing that is she?" Asked Jake.

"Doubt it." I replied.

Our next interview was with Doctor Champion, who simpily put, who had a lot to say. But none of it was useful.

"Dr. Champion? Can we asked you a few questions?" Asked Esther. "Like where are you from?"

"Well, I was born in Chicago, but i moved to Kentucky when I was young and lived there until my 30's. Then I worked in a factory until my hip gave out and then I decided to come here to Endless!" The Doc explained as he covered his fingers in red nail polish.

"Wait, you mean to say you used to live in Kentucky?" I asked.

"Yep! Here's my ID. Read it and weep." Dr. Champion showed us his card which looked rather legit.

"Wow, I didn't know Doc can drive." Jake said.

"I am so confused..." Todd added.

"Are you guys done interrogating my friends?" Reggie came along.

"Uh, don't you want to clean up?" Esther asked.

"Nah. It'll dry and crust off" She said before running off.

We continued our quest for Endless knowledge as came across another local. It was a walking pancake with socks standing by a huge telephone.

"Excuse me, can you help us answer a few questions?" Esther asked.

"Of course but only if you take a tiny little bite of me." It said.

We were all confused by the pancake's offer. Why did it wanted us to eat it? Either way, Reggie took the risk and grabbed a tiny piece of it only to spit it out after.

"Ugh! You taste like old pennies!" She said.

"Anyway our first question..."

The pancake ran away before Esther could finish.

"Pancakes taste like pennies and are liars." Esther wrote down.

"Esther, check this out!" Reggie began dialing the big phone and snickered a bit.

"Hello." Said the person on the other line. Reggie tried to sound serious so she wouldn't get caught. "Yes. This is the Fart Delivery Service." She covered her mouth laughing out loud as I simpily rolled my eyes. If you are going to do a prank call be professional.

"Really? The Fart Delivery Service?" I said. But then Reggie's joke backfired when the reciever said...

"Oh gosh, thank you for finally calling me back! I'm actually gonna have to change the date of that fart delivery-"

We stared at the phone in disbelief as the person thought we were an actual delivery service.

"Hold on, I have my tracking number here. Zero."

"Excuse me sir." Todd interrupted. "Can I ask where you're calling for your... ugh... fart delivery" He groaned.

"Oh. Well, I'm right behind you." We all looked behind us to see a pink shark with legs who was taking the call the whole time. "Tuesday works best for me." He hangs up and leaves.

"Well, that was awkward. But hey, at least you tried." I retorted.

"Oh, you think you can do better?" Reggie smirked.

"Step aside." I cracked my knuckles and started dialing the phone. It started to ring and then we all heard the voice of a certain Witch...

"Hello? Who is this?" She said.

I cleared my throat. "Hello, madam. You may have a chance of winning one million dollars."

"One million dollars!?" She cried. "That's wonderful! What do I have to do?"

"Please hold for one of our representatives." I then grabbed a radio and played hold music in front of the speaker. We could barely contain our laughter as that green-faced hag fell for my trick.

"Okay that is hilarious!" Todd laughed.

"Thank you. I've been practicing." I said bowing.

"Nice!" Jake fist bumped me.

Soon after, we were taking the skies looking around for anything that can tell us about Endless. We soon landed near a weird skull cave.

"There's so much stuff here that we see all the time and we just never think about." Todd said. "Like this giant skull, where'd it come from?"

"You guys are taking this too seriously. Come on!" Reggie went inside the cave with us following after.

"Is this cave made out of cake?" Jake drooled.

"Interesting. We should gather some mineral samples of these walls to study." Esther said.

"Way ahead of you!" I said eating off the walls making a face sized hole. Reggie digged her fist into the frosting until her whole are was completely covered.

"It's the whipped kind!" She said tasting it.

"Careful! We need this for analysis!" Esther told us.

"Ugh how did you make eating frosting boring?" Reggie asked.

"I'm worried about both your cholestrol levels." Todd said worried about us but I quickly retorted...

"You sound like my mom." With that I ate more frosting.

We soon stopped to rest near a field of bubble wrap where Reggie and Jake enjoyed bouncing and popping the bubbles. Meanwhile, Esther wasn't very pleased with little progess she had with her information.

"I feel like we haven't made much progress. Nothing's adding up." She sighed.

"Don't give up, Esther. I'm sure we're close to getting answers." I assured her.

"You guys are reading when you should be popping!" Reggie called us as she popped another bubble. "Put that notebook down and live your lives."

"But we're so close to getting some sort of answer." Esther replied.

"Excuse me. Beg your pardon?" Said a big pink cyclops. "What are y'all writin' there? Can I take a peak?"

"Uh, sure." Esther then gave the cyclops the notebook and he began to read it.

"Oh, I see. This book says I should gobble y'all right up." He said reading the- wait. Did he say eat us!?

"Hold on. I think you're misreadng that..." I tried to talk to him but it was to late. He grabbed us all and swallowed us whole. He then looks at Jake who slowly walks away.

It felt like we fell for hours, until all fell into what looks like a waiting room in a doctor's office.

"Where the heck are we?" Reggie said but no one seemed to answer the question.

"Excuse me. What are you guys doing here?" Esther asked one of the people waiting.

"We're waiting."

"Wating for what?"

"Not sure, but we've been here for years, so whatever it is, it's gotta be good."

"Congratulations, Esther. You've successfully found the most boring place on Endless." Reggie commended.

"Well, it's an accomplishment." I said trying to lighten the mood.

"Okay, enough. Where's the exit." Todd asked.

We looked around to find an exit, then we saw one just to our left. But when we went inside it wasn't the way out it was the way back to the main room!

"Are we trapped? Oh, my gosh! What!?" Esther started to panic but then Reggie started to hear a familiar tune.

"Do you hear that?"

We all looked up to see the intercom playing the Borgman's Butterflakes jingle.

"It's the Butterflakes song!" Reggie started to dance to it. The rest of us on the other hand was starting to get annoyed.

"All right enough of this." With that, Todd pulled out his key hoping to help us escape. But nothing was happening...

"That won't work in here." A patient said.

"Well maybe this will work!" I said as I pulled out my hover board but when I got on it, I fell to the ground. "This isn't good..."

And it wasn't, it seemed that none of our powers worked in here. With that, the little grey guys started to laugh at us.

"Uh... Maybe there's a solution in here!" Esther panicked as she flipped through her notebook.

"Or maybe a solution in this!" I said as I charged at the door only to run over and over and not get any prgoress in escaping. It was then that Reggie stopped me.

"You guys need to chill!" She told us. "Your forgetting how to go with the flow. Be weird with the weird."

"And exactly how is that gonna help us escape?" I asked her.

"Observe." Reggie then pushed me aside and began charging at a painting on the wall before anyone could stop her she jumped right through it! We were all surprised by how that painting was a portal to another place. Kinda reminded me of a video game I played as a kid.

"In here!" She called from the other side of the painting. Looking at each other with bewilderment we followed Reggie into the painting and found ourselves in another place.

"Uh, now what?" Todd asked.

"You tell me." Reggie replied. I started to take in her advice to 'go with the flow and get weird with the weird' and suddenly got an idea.

"I'm gonna try something." I said as I picked up a rock and threw it at the sky and it completly smashed a hole in it and then the whole scenery broke like glass and fell revealing a large kitchen setting like on of those cartoons where the cat chases the mouse and gets seriously injured.

"Nice work, Tristan." Reggie replied. "Okay, what can we do that makes absolutely no sense what so ever?"

Without thinking I climbed into the cookie jar and ate a huge cookie.

"Well, that is unexpected but how is it gonna get us out of here?" Todd asked.

"Get out of what now?" I asked with a mouth full of cookie.

"Esther, you're up." Reggie pointed to her. Esther then walked over to the huge toaster and without thinking pulls down the lever.

"You guys want to get in this toaster?" Esther said in an uncertain tone.

"YES!" Reggie grinned as we all got in the toaster. I grabbed a piece of the giant cookie and put in my pocket. Then I went after the three and jump in the toaster with them.

"Man, it's like wating for a roller coaster!-"

She was cut off when the toaster going off launching all four of us into the ceiling. We crashed through to the other side and found ourselves in some sort of dining room. I at least i think it was a dining room? I've hit my head on that ceiling pretty hard...

"What are you guys doing here?" She said as she saw all of our favorite islanders sitting together in one place. There was Flaps. Galazander, Mermaid Johnson, Chewing Gum Stanley, Pretty Please, Tasty Troy, and Brown Roger. And they stood happily still. But I couldn't help but feel that something was off.

"Uh, Reg. I'm getting a weird feeling here." I told her but Reggie didn't listen as she went up to her childhood friend but she was shocked to find out that it was cardboard!

"What the?!"

I poked at Galaxander and he was a cut out. In fact, they were all fakes! We went over to each one and they were flat out cardboard standees.

"This is some strong nightmare fuel." Todd said.

"Yeah, I'd like to leave now..." Esther added. "Where are the doors and windows?"

"Come on, everythings cool. We'll find a way out." Reggie reassured us.

As we continued to search for a way out, Reggie began singing that annoying butterflakes commercial jingle.

"What could be better than a bag of butter~?"

"Reggie, do you mind if you not sing that song right now?" I said. "We're trying to escape this nightmare."

Just then, as Todd lifted a plate and an apple rolled out it rolled into... Reggie's shadow?

"We're all seeing this right?" I asked in disbelief.

"Reggie freeze!" Todd exclaimed quickly. "I think your shadow's the exit!"

Moving still, Reggie provided the exit for all of us to proceed.

"Can you hurry up? I'm starting to cramp." She said.

We quickly moved past Reggie's shadow and entered the next room with her following us. When we came to the next room all we saw was... nothing. Pitch black as far as the eye can see.

"Uh... is something supposed to happen?" I asked.

"I don't know! We're just trapped in another room!" Todd replied.

"Okay, I'm sick of this! I'm gonna punch throught the floor!" Reggie said and raised her fist in the air and unleashing a power filled punch and smashed the floor with aboslutely no effect at all.

"Ow!" Reggie shouted as she hurt her hand.

"What happened?" I said.

"My powers don't work!"

"What?!" Todd replied.

Reggie kept punching the floor but she didn't even dent it.

"Maybe it's only effecting you, let me try." I tried to use my guitar but it didn't work either. "Nope, it's all of us."

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?" She screamed in panic then she looked at Esther. "This is all your fault!"

"Wh-What? How?" Esther looked about ready to have a mental breakdown. "Guys! I really need to get home!"

"You're not the only one with a home!" Todd snapped back.

"Guys let's just calm down." I acted as the voice of reason but they all ignored me.

"If you didn't take us on this expedition we wont be here!" Reggie yelled.

"Maybe if you hadn't been singing that STUPID jingle all day. We could have focused!" Todd argued back.

"I was trying to have fun! I didn't realized that the magical island was just another homework assignment!"

As they were arguing, Esther was fratically searching through her notebook looking for an answer. Meanwhile, I was trying to think of something to say that would stop the arguing but I stood silent. I wasn't very good at heated arguements.

"And Esther, would you please chill!?" Reggie glared at Esther.

"I'm trying to find a real solution! You've just been GOOFING OFF!"

"Goofing off?" Reggie replied in an offended tone.

"I-I didn't mean it."

Reggie sighed. "You guys don't get it... I come to Endless so I don't have to think about this kind of stuff. This is what happens when you over analysis everything! Are you happy now?!"

"Guys, Reggie's right." I replied. "The only reason Endless exists is to get away from the boring harshness of reality. And we applied logic to the one place where it doesn't exist..."

Esther then tossed her notebook to the ground. "FINE! You're both right! It's my fault!"

"Esther, no... I didn't mean it like that." I told her but then she notices something new was added to the notebook.

"Reggie, did you write this?" Todd asked.

"No." She replied.

We all looked at the notebook and for some strange reason, it had the lyrics to the Borgman's Butterflakes jingle on it. Todd was not in for it.

"No no no no no no! I am not gonna sing that stupid song!"

"It's not like we have a choice Todd." I told him. "It might be our only way out of here."

And with that the girls started singing.

Reggie:

"If you wanna livin' up your party!"

Esther:

"And if you need the ultimate snack!"

Both:

"Something salty and creamy sweet, yeah! Borgman's got your back!"

Todd wasn't in the mood to sing along but it patted him on the shoulder.

"Come on! You know you want to..." I smirked and Todd sighed in defeat.

It wasn't before long until we all sang along.

All of us:

"What could be better than a bag of butter? BORGMAN'S BUTTERFLAKES!"

"Ha ha! That was awesome!" Reggie said. But before anyone else can say anything... POP! We were transported back to where we started before we were swallowed by the cyclops. We tumbled out of his eye and landed on the sands of the island.

"Tristan! You're alive!" Jake ran up to hug me. "Don't ever scare me like that again do you hear me!?"

"No promises."

"WHAT THE HECK DUDE!?" Todd screamed at the cyclops.

"Don't even think about eating us again!" Reggie replied as she grabbed a nearby tree and and picked up from the ground. "Ooh! I got my powers back."

I pulled out my guitar and it started to transform into keytar.

"YES! Kid Thrash is back baby!" I played a cool riff from my keytar and soon Reggie and I were aiming at the jerk who ate us.

"Ya know, I've been doing some soul searchin' and I've realized that eatin' ya'll was just down right impolite." It said.

"IMPOLITE!?" Esther replied angrily.

"Anyway, I learned my lesson. I'm sorry... Come on, forgiveness hug." He streched out his arms hoping to get a hug. I thought Reggie would hit him across the ocean after what he put us but she had quite enough of this day, as so all of us.

"No thanks, dude." She said as she threw away the tree and we all left.

"Valid, totally valid." The monster said in an understanding manner. "Okay, ya'll take care."

"Um... so... all that stuff I said back there, I um..." Reggie tried to think up the right apology, but we all knew what she meant.

"Don't apologize, Reg. We were all acting pretty silly back there." Todd replied.

"Yeah, I say a lot of stupid things when I'm scared." Esther added. "I'm sorry too."

"Well, I hope you all learned an important lesson today." I said to them.

"What lesson? I thought you didn't want to learn anything." Todd said.

"True, but today we were forced to learn never to question the very existence of Endless. Some questions are better left unanswered. And also who cares what Endless is! It's fun!"

"Now you're finally getting it!" She said as she brought us all in for a hug.

"So have you guys tried Cinnimon Butterflakes?" She said as we proceeded. Just then I spotted the place I made my prank call.

I gasped. "Guys! Look!" We all saw the radio still playing the song.

"Oh man! She's been on hold for like, all day!" Reggie snickered. We all laughed.

"Okay okay okay. Shh!" I calmed them down as I turned the radio off. "Hello!"

"Finally! I've been on hold all day! Now where's my million dollars?"

"I'm sorry sir, but we are closed right now. Please call us again between thr hours of 9 and 11 PM." We then heard the Witch screamed in rage before we hung up and we all burst into laughter.

"I love this island!" I shouted as we continued laughing.

And so ends another day on Endless. We may not be able to explain what makes the island what it is and we don't care. As long as it was an escape from our boring lives and have some real fun!