Peter

ned

ned

neeeeed

ned u ded

neddy boy

ned!

ned, istg imma spam ur phone until you reply

NED!

ned wats going on?

did you forget the project

ned are you with betty again istG-

wait nvm you guys broke up

UNLESS YOUR BACK TOGETHER

REPLY NED DUDE!

Unknown

holy snap kid i'm not Ned!

*snap

*snap

what's going on?

Peter

ned stop messing with me

Unknown

i'm not ned

Peter

really?

Unknown

yeah!

Peter

oh then sorry sir/maam

wait how u know i am a kid?

snap are you a PEDO

Unknown

sir

and no i am not a pedo

Peter

yk that's what a pedo would say

Unknown

how old are ya kid? Shouldn't you be asleep right now?

Peter

about that...

yeah well i woke up

Unknown

?

Peter

never mind that

sorry i disturbed you so late at night

and why do you wanna know my age?

I'm not gonna tell.

that's a Pedo question

Unknown

i am not a Pedo!

and i just wanna make sure you're okay

it's two am for god's sake and a 14 year old shouldn't be awake right now.

Peter

EXCUSE ME I AM 15 THANK YOU!

oh snap i just told you my age.

Unknown

yes you fuchsia-ing did

fuchsia

fuchsia

what's going on

Peter

really?

you'd swear in front of my innocent eyes?

its a software my friend and i made

Unknown

sorry habit..

that's a pretty cool software kid

Peter

thanks!

you know tech?

Unknown

how old do you think i am?

Peter

idk?

Unknown

47

Peter has changed unknown to Mr. Old knows Tech

Peter

Mr. Old for short

Mr. Old

kid, no, please

Peter

fine.

Peter has changed Mr. Old to unknown

Peter

i'm not happy about it

Unknown

look Peter

Peter

WOAHOHOH

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!

WAIT YOU KNEW MY AGE TOO?!

Unknown

i had to make sure you weren't a threat kid, i'm sorry

Peter

eh that's all right.

not like i have much to hide anyway

._.

but i don't appreciate it.

Peter has changed Unknown to Mr. Stalker that stalks a lot

Mr. Stalker

won't happen again

i just had to check

Peter

anyway, i gtg

Mr. Stalker

get some sleep kid

Peter

g'night Mr. Stalker

Mr. Stalker

good night

Tony smiled at his phone. he didn't know why he felt such an adoration for this little biscuit. a small kid with zero self preservation that stayed up till two in the morning? very dangerous but so innocent. he looked up at the project he had stayed late doing and closed it. he should sleep too, so as not to succumb to hypocrisy.

Peter looked up at the guy he had webbed before trying to text 'Ned' and making a new friend. he guy was staring back at him.

"what'd i do to get webbed up onto the ceiling of an ATM?" he asked.

"you tried to rob the ATM" spiderman responded. "you're a bad guy, you deserve this, Mr. Villain"

the robber groaned.

"the webs dissolve in 2 hours. then the police will be here" he said, grabbing a pice of paper and a pen.

'found this guy attempting to rob.' he wrote 'webs dissolve in two hours, keep safe, xoxo SpiderMan'

a/n: thoughts? constructive criticism? did you like it? should i continue?

hoping to hear from you

Marva