I'm well-read and slow to anger,
and an alert communications arranger -
Wait, what? An intruding stranger?
Oh... well, I'll get help; we're in danger.
A/N: Charles' evil clone is so lax at his job, isn't he? And so is this epigram! This form of poetry, tailing it back to the time of the Ancient Greeks, is known to be usually brief, memorable, and known for presenting satirical or sarcastic, even ironic, themes. There's no satire or sarcasm in this poem, but there is some level of irony to it considering the character I've chosen. He may be a sharp eye in the sky for the Toppats, but that doesn't mean he's peppery about it. Still, I love this guy haha! Enjoy!