Chris: Last Time On Total Drama Revenge Of Phaketew Island! We Decide To Ste-I Mean Borrow Griffs Launcer And Fired At The Contestants...HOWEVER Gwen Built The Base And Got Her Team The Win. As For Griff...Well, He Got Kicked Out Cuz, He Would TRY To Take The Rocket Launcher. And As For The Bonding...Well...None Yet, But Jaden Was Dreaming Something That's Kinda Kinky, That Has Nothing To Do With Anything, But He Told US After The Challenge. But Eitherway, Thats One Down And 27 To Go! So Who Will Survive This One! Find Out On TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE! OF PHAKETEEEEEEW ISLAND!
(Intro-I Wanna Be Famous)
In The Loser's "Base" Was Just A Simple Cave(Much Like In Season 6),The Losers Were Hearing Ruffnut And Tuffnut Singing Way Too Much
Hiccup: Ugh...
Shawn: Will These Two Shut Up?!
Jasmine: These Two Are Like Two Elephants Fighting Over Water!
CONFESSION-Shawn
Shawn: These Two Are Going Home TONIGHT! Not Cuz Of My Fear Of Zombies, But Also...THEY'RE ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ALL OF US MAN!
CONFESSION-Defender
Defender: ...This? This Is Nothing.
CONFESSION-End
Max: Shove It! Both Of You! You Are The Reason Why EVVVVVIL LOST!
Tuffnut: All We Did Was Just A T-Pose.
Hiccup: And You Both Got Hit By It.
Spongebob: And They Still Have That Giant Cannon...
Hiccup: Look, We Need A Plan...
Then A Sound Went Off, An Airhorn Of Some Sorts.
?(Chris's Voice): ATTENTION CONTESTANTS! Rise Up To Your Challenge!
Hiccup: Nevermind...
Then They Walked To The Next Challenge And There Was A Wheel...With Lots Of Punishments On Them
Chris: Welcome Contestants! To The Wheel...Of FAILURE!
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Lindsey: Do You Mean Wheel Of Fourtune?
Jaden: That Show Is A Lie
Rick: Okay, THAT I Agree. There's No Way They Give Out Alot Of Money, They Do That For Shit's And Giggles.
Chris: Yeaaaah...HOWEVER, The Wheel Only Has Punishments AND A Chance For YOUR TEAM To Win!
Squidward: It Would Be Fun If It Won't Kill Us!
Chris: Oh, Don't Worry. It Won't Kill Ya. BUT IT MIGHT!(Laughs)
CONFESSIONAL-Heather
Heather: Our Team Won The Last Challenge. But If We Lost, I Would Pick One Of Them Off This Island...Maybe That Hipster Caufield.
CONFESSIONAL-Max TD
Max TD:(Laughs Evily)This Is My Revenge CHRIS! Be Prepared!
CONFESSIONAL-Max Caufield
Max Caufield: I ALMOST Lost Chloe In That Challenge! Thank God My Rewind Power Saved Her Though...
Chris(Off Screen): If You Have Any!
Max Caufield: HOLY SHIT! Were You In On This?!
Chris(Off Screen): Yup! And We Have It On Tape!
Max Caufield: Ugh...
CONFESSIONAL-Ends
Everyone Took A Seat And Decided To Get Reday For The Worst.
Chef: Come On Everyone. I Ain't Waiting All Day!
Chris: Alright, If I Call Your Name. Spin The Wheel. If It Lands On A Punishment. You Have To Do It, To Get A Point, If You Get A Pass, You Just Get A Pass And You Get To Pick A Dare And Have Someone To Do It!
Duncan: Sweet. I'm In.(Spins The Wheel)
Chris: Hey! I Didn't Call Your Name!
It Landed On Run Arround The Woods And Back Again
Duncan: Pfft. Easy(Runs Off To The Woods)
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Chris: Okay...Now That Duncan Is Running In The Woods, It's Hiccups Turn.
Hiccup: Fine...(Spins The Wheel)
It Landed On Eat Chefs Socks
Hiccup: HUH?!
Chef: Wait, What?!
Chris: Yup, Your Task, Is Quite Simple, Eat Chefs Socks.
Then Chris Gives Hiccup Some Socks That Belongs To Chef
Hiccup: Ugh, Gross!
Chef: Oh That's Just Wrong.
Hiccup: Ugh..
Hiccup Hesitated...He Does Not Wanna Do This...But His Dragons Life Was On The Line, So He Did What The Punishment Said And Sallows It And...He Starts Gagging
Tuffnut: That. Was. AWESOME! Quick Sister Nut, Give Him Our Socks!
Ruffnut: Got It.
Gwen: Uh, Let's Not.
Hiccup: Ugh...My Throat Hurts! Who Came Up With These?!
Chris: I Did. One Point.
Chef: WHY DID YA HAVE TO FEED HIM MAH SOCKS?!
Chris: I Got Bored. Alright, Lindsey!
Lindsey: Uh...Okay...(Spins The Wheel)
It Landed On Step On Your Toe
Lindsey:...Oooooh...(Steps On Her Toe)OW!...I Think I Chipped My Toenail...
Chris: Alright, Rick.
Rick Got Up And Spins The Wheel
Prank Call A Former Contestant.
Rick:...So...Do We Have To Do This To Griff?
Chris: Nope! But We Can Do It To Anyone. (Hands Him Courtneys Number)
Rick: Alright.(Calls The Number)
It Starts To Ring And The Former CIT Picked Up
Rick: Hello, This Is My Dick. Can I Help You?
Courtney(On The Phone): Wait...What?
Rick: Yeah, This Is My Dick Calling. Is Your Fridge Running? No. Because Kitchen Storage Does NOT Run. That's Retarded!
Chris: Uh...
Courtney(On The Phone): Who Is This?!
Rick: My Balls.
Courtney(On The Phone): What Are You Talking About?
Rick: How Should I Know? I'm A Drunk, Not A Hack. So Go On And TRY To File A Lawsuit Cuz My Name Is Jerry Smith BIIIIIIIIIITCH!(Hangs Up)
Chris: I Have No Idea What That Was...But That...WAS AWESOME! One Point!
Everyone Cheered For Rick
Duncan: Who Was That On The Phone?
Rick: Don't Know. Don't Care.
Chris: Alright, Jimbo! It's Your Turn.
Jim Got Up And Spins The Wheel And It Lands On Hack Into The FBI
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Jim: If I Refuse?
Chris: Then You Get THIS!
Chef Punches Jim In The Face And Uppercuts Him In The Stomach
Jim: OW! Ugh...
Chris: (Laughs)
Jim: Agh...
Defender: (Shakes His Head In Disapointment)
Chris: Defender.
Defender Got Up And Spins The Wheel And It lands On Why Are The Contestants Here.
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Defender: Am I...Seeing Things?
Chris: You Refusing
Defender: I'm Just Asking, Does The Dare Say Why We're Here?
Chris: Uh...Yeah?
Defender: Thank God...(Looks At Them)...The Multiverse Is Broken
Gwen: HUH?!
Max Caufield: What?
Spongebob: What's A Multiverse
Duncan: Dude, Your Asking The Wrong Person.
Rick: It's Ininfte Timelines. Infinte Possibiltys. Including A Timeline Where Duncan Ate The Socks Instead Of Hiccup
Hiccup: Ugh...
Tuffnut: Ruffnut, Give Him Our Socks!
Ruffnut: On It Bro.
Rick: Yeah, No. I Forbid Of All Ya.
Tuffnut: Ugh...Buzzkill.
Defender: How It Caused All Of This? Well...
Chris: Anyways...While Duncan Is Running From The Woods To Back Again, And After That Werid But Awesome Prank Call, I Say This Might Be A Turning Point For Both Teams. Who Will Win? And Who Will Be Send Home? Find Out, After These Messages!