For context: it's was my birthday and I thought of having Thomas mixed with the Russian episode of the animaniacs reboot! Highly recommend watching it if you hadn't gotten the chance to watch the reboot I really recommend it! Thanks for the love and hope you enjoy this chapter!

The Warners:

It's time for Animaniacs

And we're zany to the max

So just sit back and relax.

You'll laugh till you collapse.

We're Animaniacs

Come join the Warner Brother

and the Warner sister Dot

and their buddy Thomas

The Warners:

Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot.

They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught.

But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot.

We're Animaniacs

Dot has wit, and Yakko yaks.

Wakko packs away the snacks. Our careers have made comebacks

We're Animaniacs

Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.

A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research.

Gender balance, pronoun-neutral, and ethnically diverse

The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first

We're Animaniacs

You should see our new contracts

We're zany to the max, There's baloney in our slacks

We're Animanie

Totally insane-y

Causes vision problems

Animaniacs! Those are the facts!

Warner Brothers Water Tower

The four had gotten ready for the day and what better way to spend it then to watch Wakko microwave a tv remote. The microwave goes off and Wakko pulls the remote out it and wore a magicians outfit and a tophat over his red cap,

"So let me get this straight, you think by microwaving the remote it will give you the power to use the forward and back button to travel through time?"

Yakko said as he had a skeptical look on his face, his hand under his chin and legs crossed. Dot gives him the skeptical look too with her arms crossed as well,

"Uh huh!"

Wakko said to his siblings,

"I already know how it will turn out so I ordered a new remote."

Thomas said to the readers, but when he looked back at the pair his eyes widen in shock as to seeing the tv being on a game show that mimicked the price is right,

"Either Drew Carey lost weight or were watching oversea tv."

Yakko said while they watched the shows change from different sports from soccer, cricket, aliens!? Before long they changed the channel to the studio but it was all made of wood, then the water door opens up as four sock puppets pop out singing their song which got the attention of all four of them before Thomas shook his head to get out of his trance before he looked back at the tv watching the three Warner imposters mimicking the Warner's before Thomakov comes in he was just smaller than wakkov but Thomas giggled at the way they were praying to Putin until he saw that Thomaskov was being served a cake by two people while behind the Warner's that resembled his before he stifles

" I don't like how they are doing this, even doing this on my special day too. But I do wanna say that the actor sound nothing like me but honestly Putin is a somewhat nice man. Well guys I think the best thing to do is we could take this out on court."

Thomas said to the Warner's sporting a smarty and cocky grin knowing that it would work before he hears,

"We could sue and have another lawful obligation with the USA."

The four stared at the tv screen when Thomaskov said that,

"Can they hear us?"

Dot said as the Russians began to whistle and look away before Wakko sneezes,

"Gesundheit."

The four said before they screamed and wakko threw the remote to the tv to reveal a spy tech behind the television,

"We've been compromised!"

Dot exclaimed in shock,

"But how?"

Wakko asked in confusion as to why and how the Russians were able to watch them,

"Hello Warner's! It's me! USA intern bradimeir. I am here to the coffee order also fixing broken television."

The strange man wearing a jumpsuit, a gray bushy mustache, and a shiny noggin. He puts a board on the television and was about to leave before Thomas stopped him,

"Heya Bradimier could I tell you something before you go?"

Thomas said while grabbing his arm and moving close to his ear and whispering,

"если вы снова выдадите себя за моих родителей, моих братьев и сестер. Вы и те, с кем вы работаете, будете моим особенным другом~" (Translation: if you impersonate my parents and my siblings again. You and whoever you work with will be my special friends~).

Bradimir runs out of the water tower in fear and jumps over the railing. Thomas watched as the man ran into a bush beside the writers building,

"Guess he didn't wanna be close."

Thomas shrugging his shoulders started to turn around and head back inside feeling cocky and proud of himself till it was all ruined by,

"Whoa Thomas, you know how to speak Russian!"

Yakko exclaimed in shock at him for him speaking to Bradimir before he starts to sweat and smile nervously,

"H-Hey guys, what's up? Guess the Russians are stealing our stuff, surprised that they weren't doing looney tunes. I swear this thing is gonna make me wanna just-"

He stopped talking when he was shaken up by Yakko before he stopped,

"Thomas, how did you learn to speak Russian and why was they mimicking you celebrating a birthday?"

Yakko asked him with his brow raised. Thomas sweat drops when the three dame together smiling and adorning the halos. He pulled out his phone and showed him the translator on it from English to Russian,

"Alright, I used a translator and how they known about my birthday. I wanna rip that directors hands when I get them!"

Thomas screamed in anger before they heard a door being shut making them look over the railing to see Bradimir carrying the scripts for the reboot away before Thomas noticed he and the Warner's were being watched by the

"Yeah! This is America and only the NSA is suppose to watch us!"

The Russians groaned and left the Warner's towers,

"We gotta stop them!"

Yakko said seriously before they were into a box while Thomas is heading back he was dragged into the box as it was tapped shut and soon airlifted by an American Bald Eagle,

Thomas groaned softly as he felt very closed in with the Warner's. He was looking to his phone to help distract him,

"Wait? so does that mean it's your birthday Thomas? Today!?"

Wakko asked Thomas wondering if it's true,

"Yeah Wakko. It's my birthday but let me explain that I-"

"Oh! We hadn't had to celebrate a birthday since Wakko's! Oh we gotta have a cake, balloons, party hats, and-"

"WE ARE NOT CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY YOU THREE! I DON'T...wanna..."

Thomas started to sniffle before he bursted into tears,

"Whoa, we cracked Thomas and we're just at chapter 8."

Yakko said to the readers before they got closer to him,

"Thomas, why don't you celebrate your birthday anymore? Isn't it suppose to be the joyful part of your life and getting older?"

Dot asked wondering what would make Thomas not want to celebrate the joy of being brought to the world,

"Cause the joy ended when I lost my parents. I remember the last time I talked with my mom, she was coming home from the store and bought me a new console for me to play. Then, a snowstorm came down hard, and we got a call from the police days later after the roads were cleared and the storm subsided they found them. They looked like they were sleeping in the car smiling but they were dead. They saw that they couldn't get out because of how much snow came down...they accepted it and now I despise my birthday."

Thomas soon started to shake in frustration as tears streamed down his face and his fur, snot also falling down his face as he gripped his hands and made a fist shaking it

"My final words to them was I love you guys. I-If I would have known of what was going to happen I-I wished I were with them...I-If If I had known what was going to happen on that exact day I would hav-"

He stopped when his shaky fists stopped when three toon gloved hands held onto his one hand. He looked up to see the Warner's smiling faces but these weren't their goofy, zany faces it was more a understanding face. He begins to whimper before he pulls them into a hug as the waterworks were coming down heavily from him,

"I love you guys, I really appreciate that we're a family and all. I'm sorry for keeping my birthday away from you guys. Ever sense the whole clown incident."

"CLOWN!?"

Wakko exclaimed in fright before Thomas close wakkos mouth to shush him,

"That's what I meant, I don't want to have it too big even I don't wanna frighten this little toon here."

He said while looking to Wakko before petting his head and behind his ear before the unexpected happened. Wakko R Warner begins to stick his tongue out and smiled,

"Let's just not go all out like it's the 90s again. Promise?"

He looked to the trio, he knew they wanted to make him happy and smiling because that was their job to bring joy and laughter to kids as well their adult fans,

"Promise."

The three said simultaneously before they crashed and opened up the box to find themselves in Russia,

"Ah Russia. Nothing has changed and it's just like the movies."

Yakko said sarcastically but also disappointed by how Russia is still the same after the 90s but before Thomas could say something the four were picked up by their tails,

"It is so exciting to have visitors of USA warnerers."

The Russian tour guide said as she set them down in the carriage before they start to move as they were being shown shows as well shown a mimic of "pinky and the brain." Before arriving to the studio of the Russian Warners. They got off the carriage stomping over to the studio angrily,

"Finally will put an end to this once and for all!"

Yakko exclaimed to his sibs and Thomas before they stopped in shock at the sight of the inside of the studio, poorly made furniture, a run down and poorly built water tower that really wasn't stable. They looked over to see their impersonating characters as they looked miserably and depressed,

"Maybe they'll die on their own?"

Dot whispered,

"I dunno if I should still be mad or I should be upset for my Russian self guys."

Thomas whispered seeing the small Russian of himself feeling miserable as well gagging from the sludge of coffee,

"GET TO PLACES OR TEN YEARS GULAG!"

The director exclaimed through the megaphone while the crew set up for the next episode the four were shoved to the ground by the director,

"AN ACTIONE!"

The scene played out to the Russians having to bow down to a man wearing a muscular suit named Ivan the strong man,

"Oh come on, what kind of director would be making this heap of garbage!"

Thomas said before giving the director a disgusted look,

"Yeah, and for starters slacks are supposed to be smoky topaz not tan!"

Yakko said while his sibs showed off his slacks before the director grabs the camera to swing it at the four the director stopped and focused back on the set and why you may ask?

"Is that suppose to be hello nurse?"

Dot said her sibs but was stopped when Thomas had saw her,

"Hellooooooooooo! Russian Nurse!"

Thomas said before he howls like a dog and whistling he stopped when he gets his foot stomped on by Dot making him yelp and hop on his one foot and holding onto his other in pain,

"Boys. Go fig."

Dot said,

"Helloooo, female medical professional?"

Russian Yakko said to the female medic,

"No No No cutski! You deliver all wrong!"

The director said to him,

"Hello female medical professional, I don't understand how this is suppose to be funny?"

Russian Yakko said, the director shoves the female medic away before grabbing the Russian Yakko by his chin,

"It's funny because female not smart enough to be medical professional ahahahh!"

The director said to him,

"Alright! That's it!"

Dot yelled angrily before getting out her mallet as Yakko got an anvil, and Wakko got out plungers from his hammer space while Thomas held his fists up before walking over with them

"We order you to stop this sexist, stupid, sad sad meta sad show at once!"

Dot angrily demanded as Thomas leaned on the director,

"I'd listen to her if I were you."

He said but was shoved away by the director,

"Hah, I am big shot circus shocalobe. Director of famous Russian movies and films! E.T. Elect Trump. I cannot be stopped!"

Circus said smugly before hearing a snicker coming from Thomas before the three gave a smug grin,

"Don't say we didn't warn yea, MUSIC!"

Yakko asked before tossing away his anvil. His sibs tossed away their stuff too before music starts to play by original animaniacs music composer Randy Rigel,

Dot:

To be like me

All you gotta be

Is perfect, funny, cute and smart and strong!

And if the time permits

Find your Slavic counterfeit

And kick their ample butt-skis from this song!

Wakko:

To be like me, eat everything you see

And always stand up for your mates.

And if some big brawny czar

Is acting real bizarre

Just pop his muscle suit and watch him deflate.

Thomas:

To be like me, be nice to all you see!

And always give love to your friends.

And if some body is acting like a snake

Just knock some sense into them!

Yakko:

And To be like me, well buddy, here's the key.

Use the pen and not the sword when you're in a fight.

You could write a clever rhyme

Turn your foes into a mime

And then sign off by wishing everyone goodnight!

Director (spoken):

Let me out, or I call police!

Yakko (spoken)

Yeah, I don't think they'll care. It's a victimless mime.

All:

So be like us, it doesn't take much fuss.

And just like us, it's really all black and white.

You just gotta be yourself

Don't copy someone else.

'Cause being you is a singular delight!

They finished while sitting on top the piano before it falls apart. Soon, a loud boom is heard that makes a hole in the wall that showed Russian army,

"Who is director of this disgrace?"

The soldier asked them before the Warner's and Thomas pointed to Circus. He gets arrested and taken away by the Russian army police,

"I apologize for my countrymen, Russians are good people we just have egotistical idiot in power."

The tour guide said,

"We know the feeling comrade."

Yakko said as the others nodded their heads in agreement.

Moscow Airport

The tour guide bid farewell to the Warner's as they waved farewell to her as well,

"How did she find us a ride back home?"

Thomas asked the gang then Yakko answered his question,

"Apparently this plane flies back from Washington to Moscow daily."

Yakko winked before entering the plane and when Thomas got to see what they were entering he felt giddy as he started to hop up and down like he was in a candy store.

He looks around the plane before finding a seat next to the Warner's before noticing a big red button on his armrest that says ,

"Push in case of emergency."

Thomas pressed it as it started to turn make sirens be heard and blaring red flashes,

"Thomas what did you do! Did you fire a nuke!?"

Yakko asked him as the three were in shock as Thomas started to panic in fright before he is tapped on the shoulder by a flight attendant,

"Your soda sir."

She said before the sirens turn off and the Warner's were now confused about it before Thomas started to grin giddily and began chuckling,

"Guys, it's the soda button!"

Thomas said to them at which the four grew smiles and started to mess with the button while they took off and leaving a tanned man with combed hair and a Russian man at a golf course.

8 hours later

The Warner's were setting up something for Thomas who was just sleeping in the chair because of how soft and comfy the chair that he may never wanna get up from the chair again but he is jerked awake by the Dot who was trying to wake him up numerous times,

"What's the matter Dot?"

Thomas asked before stretching out and getting up from the chair looking to the other seats to see that her brothers were gone and it was dark from the planes window. He noticed that her brothers were gone,

"Dot where's your siblings?"

He asked her in confusion,

"I don't know? Even the staffs gone too!"

Dot said. She was right because he hadn't seen anyone around not even the flight attendants. He soon heard a scream that sounded like,

"Yakko!"

Dot exclaimed as she started to run to her screaming brothers direction to which Thomas followed behind starting to feel a bit scared till he heard Dot scream loudly which made him run to where the scream was coming from and that was the conference room. He gulped in fright before he gets a fire extinguisher hanging on the wall and broke the door down an pull the pin but he stopped when the lights were on and the staff as well the Warner's had a chocolate cake with candles inside of it and started to whistle their theme song while the flight attendants chimed in with happy birthday. Thomas sits down at the conference room big chair as the others joined in on sitting on the chair,

"Alright everyone sit down!"

Thomas ordered but as they were about to he stopped them by saying,

"I didn't say Simon says!"

He said before he gives Yakko a smile,

"Alright Simon says sit down."

Thomas said before he blew out his candles smiling,

"What did you wish for Thomas?"

Yakko asked Thomas as he cut his slice of cake and passed it to some of the tenants before looking to the Warner's,

"Be taught how to be a Warner."

He said before the three look to each other and smiled then looked back at him,

"Well you'll have to learn a lot but stick with us kid and you'll go far, we already saw what you did with boo and will do it!"

Yakko said before he stood on a stand while his brother played the violin and Dot was playing the kazoo,

"An were not doing it just for the sake of better views on this fanfic but it's because! We wanna make you into a warner but you'll have to have the symbol on you!"

Yakko said to him,

"An some underwear that has the symbol too!"

Wakko chimed in,

"An a contract signed for two seasons!"

Dot said as she held out a contract at which he signed on as the three cheered happily! After the party they headed to their seats and fell asleep next to each other.

Everything was going swell but tomorrow will not be well.

Hope you all enjoyed the chapter as well the story! Be sure to like this story! Thank you for the love and like it says that the next chapter will be filled with something terrible to occur with the Warner's and Thomas...