Ellen, Ash, and Jo are still alive.

Ninjettey: I thought that Albus deserved it too. I'm glad you agree.

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McGonagall and Severus were internally gaping at the girl who had succeeded doing the near-impossible. McGonagall was wondering how in the world this was Lily and James' child. Harry would never have pointed that out so rudely. He would have been very respectful, especially towards the headmaster. Severus, on the other hand, was split. On one hand, he was thankful that there wouldn't be another overly confident Potter at the school for the next seven years, as, from her earlier presentation with her gun, she was actually able to do something for herself, unlike the 'Boy-Who-Lived', who needed a House Elf for everything. On the other, she was the spawn of James Potter.

Then, she did another thing that most people would never do to the headmaster (apart from shooting him in the knee). "So... About that job. I was thinking that they could teach about supernatural creatures, the differences between American and English breeds, and ways to incapacitate and/or kill them, depending on the threats they pose." She interrupted the silence.

"I'm sure we could manage that, my girl," Dumbledore finally spoke up.

"Not your girl, headmaster. And that's wonderful! You can tell them about everything, and I'll postpone the party! Balthazar's going to be difficult to get ahold of." Adeline walked into the kitchen, already typing Castiel's number into her phone.

"I apologize," McGonagall started, "did we interrupt something?"

"Oh, no, don't worry about it. We'll just get everyone together another day for her party," Sam assured her.

"Party? Are all of the family coming in?" Dumbledore asked.

"Yep. Cas, Balthazar, Michael, Lucy, Crowley, Meg, Rufus, Adam, Chuck, Ellen, Jo, Ash... Everyone," Dean told them.

"You have a large family," McGonagall commented lightly.

"Yeah, well, everyone - and I mean everyone - likes Addy. She even got Crowley to be tolerable. I didn't think that was possible! And Lucifer! And Michael! All the annoying people listen to her for some reason! And now, Michael and Lucifer get along aside from little arguments. No more end of the world."

"End of the world?" McGonagall asked, checking her ears quickly to make sure she hadn't misheard.

"Oh, yeah, the Judeo-Christian apocalypse. Turns out, they just needed someone like Dr. Phil. But you didn't hear that from me," Adeline told them, laughter in her voice, stepping back into the room. "They didn't know who that was, so I showed them a few episodes and they didn't like being compared to the people on the show. So, Cas is insisting on coming and will be here-" A man in a grey trench coat with piercing blue eyes walked out of the kitchen, "-now."

"Hello, Sam, Dean, Bobby, Addy," he said in an even voice, his face an emotionless mask to rival even Snape's.

"Cas, these are teachers from Hogwarts. She is Deputy Headmistress, Head of Gryffindor House, and Transfiguration teacher, Professor McGonagall. The one who looks like a rainbow is Headmaster-Far-Too-Many-Titles-For-Me-To-Even-Attempt-To-Care-To-Remember-Dumbledore. And that is Professor Snape, Head of Slytherin House and Potions Professor," Adeline introduced, pointing each of them out in turn. Castiel gave them all a nod. "Now, since you were talking about me, I assume you haven't talked about the job?" At their affirming nods, Adeline let out a sigh. "Well, I assume you have things to do, so we should probably hurry this up."

"Yes, we do. I need everyone who is going to grab this necklace," Professor McGonagall told them, pulling a necklace out of her robes. Adeline, Castiel, Dean, and Sam each put a finger on the golden griffin pendant or the chain before they felt a hook behind their naval pulling them forward, Bobby staying behind to answer the phones.