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Chapter 8

Me: Ay yi yi, I should just cancel this show…

Shanks: What's up?

Me: Health, real life and family issues has fucked me over for at least six months. Suffice to say, things have not been going well for me right now…Anyways, we return with another edition of Talk Time! Our boy El Pirato returns! 'And here I thought you were dead.

well it's Showtime.

1. lets see what a few merfolk/fishman think of : vTBO9ANTBCjM

2. We owe the audience some Devil Fruity fun. Let' have Nojiko with the Sosru Soru no Mi and and Yamato with the Mochi Mochi no mi. Let's get the thoughts of Katakuri, Linlin, Kaido, Nami, and Luffy.

3. Let's see what Kaido, Ace, Luffy, and Sanji think of Yamato cosplaying as Bowsette.

4. Let's see what 6 marines have to say about vqhQDX21YCZ0

5. there's a fanfiction that might interest the Straw Hats. it's called "Shuffle Piece". get the thoughts from 4 crew members please.

6. Moriah spent a week playing "Bendy and the Ink Machine". Lets see what he and Perona think of the game.'

Jinbei: Intresting…

Camie: Cool!

Neptune: *Laughs*

Arlong: What rubbish…

Me: *tosses a whiskey bottle at his head* You suck…

Nojiko: Nice!

Yamato: *Eating mochi off their arms* Tasty!

Katakuri: STOP THAT!

Linlin: *Is being held back by Katakuri to stop her from eating Yamato*

Kaido and Nami:…

Luffy: *Is happily munching on mochi*

Kaido: *Has died from shock*

Ace: *has explosive nosebleed*

Luffy:…?

Sanji: *rockets away into the sky while nosebleeding*

Me and Zoro: Sanji's blasting off again!

Shaelyn: Eh, he'll be back.

Yamato: How are you not embarrassed of your mother's antics?

Shaelyn: I was born into this, I'm used to her very public sex life.

Smoker: *Blows smoke* Yare yare daze…

Tashigi:…

Hina: Hina is confused.

Coby and Helmeppo: What did I just watch?

Garp: *wipes away tear*

Franky: It was SUPER! *poses*

Robin: It was interesting *smiles*

Zoro: You think I can read?

Luffy: What he said.

Perona: *Is too busy addicted toBendy and the Ink machine*

Moriah: Meh.

Me: *passes out drunk*

Shaelyn: And that's it for this episode! Send more stuff in for mom's show! Catch you next time!