Total Drama World Tour
Episode 22- Awww, Drumheller
(Disclaimer)
Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain Extreme Stunts, Language, and Sexual Innuendos performed by Animated characters that may be unsuitable for some viewers. Viewer Discretion Is Advised
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(Recap)
(Open to a shot of the plane over Rapa Nui)
Chris- Last time on Total Drama World Tour!
(Heather crashes into an Easter Island Head)
Heather took down a world heritage sight.
(Noah is looking in Harold's head)
And while we searched for eggs on Easter Island
(Cody kicks the Duncan head)
Some old pals stopped by for an old visit.
(The Condor grabs Heather)
Along with one seriously pissed off mother of a condor.
(Gwen and Cody's fight)
Friendships were challenged.
(Heather and Owen are talking)
While others' grew.
(Cody's elimination)
Ultimately, Cody got the vote off.
(Gwen kisses Cody's cheek)
And Cody got a little something from his dream girl.
(Cockpit)
The final four remain! Which one of them will dig up more trouble this week? Find out right now...
(Zoom out every time)
On Total, Drama, World Tour!
(A hot air balloon flies through into the plane's wing and pops)
Total Drama Theme starts-
(A light turns on, another Light pops out of a vent, a camera from an engine with a raccoon, out of a luggage case. The clap board claps down)
"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine"
(Zoom down First Class, past Chris, through a door to the cockpit, past Chef and out the Window. Down the runway.
"You guys are on my mind"
(Over the CN Tower and into the water)
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see"
(Owen is in the water naked, he notices he's on camera and covers himself. Go above water and see Harold practicing his Ninja skills, he's hit with an oar)
"I wanna be famous"
(We pan over to Duncan and Courtney in a boat, Duncan laughs at Harold and Courtney's smiling while rowing. Alligators are jumping around. They run into Gwen, who's holding her arm, who's in a tiny raft. She starts to sink when Duncan notices and gets concerned. Courtney glares at him while he rubs his neck nervously)
"I wanna live close to the sun"
(Zoom in on The Statue of Liberty. Alejandro pulls up Heather who glares at him. His Teeth shine.
"Well pack your bags cause I've already won"
(Tyler runs by pushing a baby carriage with Cody in it who looks terrified. Alejandro looks concerned. They run into Ezekiel. Tyler lets go of Cody and he runs into a sign that has a down arrow. Cody falls down)
"Everything to prove nothing in my way"
(Cody falls into Sierra's arms in a glacier area, she hugs him while Cody sceams)
"I'll get there one day"
(Pan over to LIndsay looking confused at a picture of Tyler. She scratches her head. A polar bear then shows up causing Lindsay to scream and run away. It takes off its head revealing Izzy, who laughs and gets attacked by a baby seal. Izzy runs off screaming)
"Cause I wanna be famous"
(Switch over to a scene where Bridgette and DJ are surfing. DJ looks kinda scared. Bridgette waves at the camera and DJ runs into Bridgette causing them to fall in the water)
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
(Cut to Leshawna and Noah walking across a crosswalk in a city. The Jet screams by overhead, making them cower in fear and blow the cars away. The seventeen contestants are in a formation on the jet singing)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(The jet screams through London, causing Big Ben's clock to break. Through Paris, a mime drops his croissant. A canyon area, a rock breaks and falls by the camera)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(We return to the cast in formation. We look at a shot of Owen and Izzy singing and looking happy. A shot of Heather and Courtney singing and glaring. And a shot of Bridgette and DJ singing, DJ gets smacked in the head with a Seagull. DJ rubs his head)
"Whistling tune"
(Chef turns the plane, causing the cast to fall. Some of them are seen falling down screaming. They land down by the plane. The cast is down there, when Ezekiel lands down with a hard smack. Noah cringes at it)
(Intro ends)
(Fade into a shot of the Plane)
(Someone goes into a room and sees Chris in a tanning bed. They approach a laptop. Heather is looking at the voting confessionals and gets a devious smile. In one particular confessional, Gwen stamps Heather's passport and shows the camera with an evil smile. Heather scrubs out her face and replaces it with Owen's face. She then laughs a bit. She prints out a picture of it)
(Cut back to a shot of the plane)
(Owen is sleeping, Heather sits down next to him with a plate of cookies. Owen wakes up and stretches)
Owen- Yawn! I've had better sleep!
Heather- Oh hey, would you care for a cookie?
Owen- Sure, wait did you poison these?
Heather- No.
(She eats one)
Would I eat a poisonous cookie? And besides, we're friends now right?
Owen- I'm sorry, it's just hard to trust you sometimes. Oh, and thanks again for taking me with you.
Heather- Sure thing, I needed someone to talk to who won't blank me.
(Economy Class)
(Noah is sleeping, and happens to be leaning against Gwen. He also happens to be sucking on a thumb, a pale thumb)
Noah- Huh? AHHH!
Gwen- AHHH!
Noah- Oh, oh god. I'm so sorry!
(Gwen laughs it off)
Gwen- Oh, big deal it's all good. I thought you were over sucking thumbs? And ears.
Noah- Hey, I said not to speak of that again!
Gwen- Okay, sorry. I've woken up to weirder things.
Noah- Yeah, well I hope Owen's doing alright up there. And that he doesn't fall under the siren's call.
Gwen- Have some faith, I don't think Owen would betray us. Would you?
Noah- Maybe you're right. I've never made it this far, I just get paranoid sometimes.
(First class)
(Owen is heading for the bathroom)
Heather- Owen, you got a second?
Owen- Sure, Heather. What's up?
Heather- Owen, you said you consider me your friend right?
Owen- Uh, sure.
Heather- Would you put me up there with Noah, Gwen, and Duncan?
Owen- Maybe eventually? Why?
Heather- Well, I was wondering if you would please join me to take down Gwen and Noah. We can make it to the final two together! You and me! What do you say?
Owen- I don't know, I just can't do that to them. They're like my best friends.
Heather- Are they your best friends?
Owen- Of course, we talk all the time.
Heather- What if I told you that Gwen isn't all that's cracked up to be?
Owen- What do you mean?
(She pulls out the photo of Gwen voting for Owen with the evil smile)
Heather- This!
Owen- Gasp! Where did you get that?
Heather- I found it on a laptop, shocked me too. I beg you to reconsider.
(She walks away, and Owen looks betrayed)
(Confessional)
Heather- Believe me, I hate that I had to do that. It's been nice having Owen as a "friend". But, I had to do something! If I don't win the next challenge, I'm gone! So I had to get someone on my side who's gullible enough to betray the other two. Gwen and Noah are way too smart, but Owen is just the right guy.
(Static)
Owen- I don't believe it! Gwen voted for me? I thought we were friends? Have I been wrong about her all along?
(Confessional ends)
(Cut to a shot over Drumheller)
Chris- Welcome to Drumheller, Alberta! A world heritage site. It has the wickedest collection of dinosaur bones on the planet! In front of you is a giant pit of super ancient dino bones! Grab whatever bones you can find to make your very own life sized dino. I'm calling it design-a-saurus.
(Gwen, Heather, and Noah cringe)
I know! They should pay me to come up with titles, I'm that good!
(Owen is looking weirdly at Gwen. Gwen notices)
(Confessional)
Gwen- Okay, Owen's been giving me the stink eye all day. And not his usual stink. I gotta see what's up!
(Confessional ends)
Chris- You have two minutes to rifle through the plane's cargo hold and grab whatever you can to help build your creations. And, go!
(Cut to inside the cargo hold)
Gwen- Yuck! Glitter glue!
Heather- Hey, it's not that weird!
Gwen- (Chuckles) I'm sorry? YOU like glitter glue?
(Laughs again)
Heather- It's not funny! I just used to be obsessed as a child.
Owen- Ooh! This will be perfect!
(He grabs a piece of plywood)
Gwen- Hey, can I get that from you, Big O?
Owen- No! It's mine!
(He walks away)
Gwen- Huh?
(Cut to Owen digging)
Heather- So, are you still gonna side with them?
Owen- I don't know, I'd still feel bad about it.
Heather- Why!? She tried to vote you out, remember?
Owen- Maybe you're right Heather. I'll think about it.
Heather- At a boy.
(Noah)
Gwen- Hey, does this look like a dino bone?
Noah- Oh yes, maybe from a velociraptor's T-Bone steak dinner?
Gwen- Very funny, look, I'm worried about Owen. He's acting strange.
Noah- What? Did he eat from the garbage again, I told him...
Gwen- No, not that. He's like, glaring at me.
Noah- That's not normal, keep an eye on him.
(Heather)
Heather- Hmm, what to build? Maybe something Chris would like?
(Noah)
Noah- Nah, this won't work. Or this, or that! There we go, perfect!
(Cut to everyone building their dinosaurs)
Chris- Time's up! Now will begin the amazing tour through the ages of imaginary dinosaurs. Let's start with Noah's!
Noah- Imaginary? I've built the real thing! The Allosaurus! Which means different lizard.
Gwen- Whoa!
Owen- Cool!
Heather- Showoff!
Chris- It's gonna be tough to beat that right out of the gate.
Heather- Puh-lease! I can totally beat that. I would like to present, the Chris-ceratops!
Noah- The triceratops was a quadruped, and ceratops means horn-faced.
So you just called Chris a horny four legged reptile.
(Owen and Gwen laugh)
Heather- Who cares! The Chris-ceratops is one ferocious beast. And a real hit with the ladies! Like it?
Chris- I love it! l.u.v love!
Noah- Go figures.
Chris- Owen, what do you have?
Owen- I have the coolest dinosaur ever, the Bronto-smore-us! Half long neck, half Smore! How do you like it?
Noah- Huh? Interesting.
Gwen- Very clever.
Heather- Hey, mine was cleaver!
Chris- Very cool Owen, my man! Maybe we can make some smores later, eh?
Owen- Good call, dude!
Chris- Well Gwen, what do you got?
Gwen- Well, I've missed him a lot so I made something in his honor. The Duncasaurus. See! I even made his mohawk out of a spinosaurus sail! I just miss him so much.
Heather- Shesh, do you and the Duncasaurus want a room?
Chris- Enough mush! Which dinos will survive? And which ones will be driven to extinction? Ooh, and did I mention who the very special judges are? You! With a pretty shocking twist of course!
(Cut to an electric chair)
Owen- Uh, is that the same one from last season?
Heather- Wow, a lie detector! Sure! Great idea chris!
(She gets shocked)
Sarcasm doesn't count as a lie!
Noah- Ah he he! Yeah, of course it does. Can I avoid that thing?
Chris- It's time to vote for your favorite dino! You can't vote for your own of course, and you might wanna tell the truth, just saying.
Heather- I loved Owen's smore-a-saurus!
(Shocked)
Chris- Ha ha! Yeah, might wanna tell the truth there Heather!
Heather- Fine! Sighs. I appreciated Gwen's and how she expressed her love for Duncan. Don't judge me!
Chris- Oh, we are! Next!
(Cut to Noah in the chair)
Noah- I also liked Owen's s'more creature.
(Shocked)
Uh fine! I appreciated Heather's suck up attempt.
(Shocked)
Ow! Hey! I'm serious!
(Shocked again)
Chris- Oh right, the lie detector doesn't like your tone.
Noah- it's not my fault I talk this way!
(Shocked again)
Chris- Maybe next time you'll think twice about correcting me. Let him out.
(Owen)
Owen- Well, I would go for Noah's Allosaurus because it reminds me of Al.
Noah- They're like the same thing, they're both scaly.
Owen- But, I gotta go with Gwen's Duncasaurus. I just thought it was sweet how she built it in his image.
Chris- Next!
(Gwen)
Gwen- Well, I gotta say I liked Owen's. I liked the idea of it, and the way he used the plywood as graham crackers. Very clever. And even though I'm not a fan of puns, I thought it was clever as well.
Chris- As the winner, Gwen gets this handy dandy power driller!
Gwen- Whoa, sweet!
Chris- After the break!
Gwen- Aw!
Chris- Right here on Total Drama World Tour!
(Commercial break)
Chris- Welcome back to resource rich, Alberta, Canada! The interns were supposed to bury these barrels full of syrup, sugar, spiders, and rattlesnakes!
(He pounds on the drum and it makes noises)
(The cast screams)
Long story short, the interns buried our reserved fuel barrels instead!
(He knocks them over and they attack the interns)
Since it was a three way tie between Heather, Owen, and Noah, you'll have to grab three rocks out of this bag. The white rock is 2nd place, black is 3rd, and blue is last.
(They grab the rocks)
Heather- Yes!
Chris- Heather, for coming in second, you get this rusty old prospector kit! And Owen takes the third place prize.
Owen- A kiddy pale, and shovel? How old do you think I am?
Chris- You're welcome! And for coming in dead last...
Noah- How did I get last? I created the only real dinosaur! I should get something!
Chris- He he! You'd think so? First one back with a barrel of my oil, wins iminuity.
Gwen- There must be like 20 square miles of badlands! It's like looking for a needle in 20 square miles of badlands!
Chris- Oh, I forgot to mention! We'll be pummeling you with the occasional boulder. Ha ha ha! Funny right? Ha ha?
(The others do not look impressed)
(Whistle)
(Cut to Noah digging alone)
Heather- Nice to see you working hard for once, lazy!
Noah- Gee, thanks.
Heather- No, I'm just proud that you got off of your lazy ass for once and did something. You're almost as good as Owen.
Noah- Don't you have things to do?
Heather- Wanna borrow my killer pickaxe?
Noah- Seriously?
Heather- Hmm? You know what, it's probably against the rules forget it.
(He goes back to digging)
Noah- Goodbye commando ponytail!
Heather- Hmm, I would but it's actually kinda fun watching you struggle.
Maybe I can win this and send your friends home.
(Noah grabs Heather's arm and glares at her)
Noah- Leave me alone!
(Heather looks genuinely scared)
Heather- Wow! Somebody got up on the wrong side of loser class. I'm just gonna go now.
(She runs off)
(Cut to Owen and Gwen)
Gwen- Okay, what's up with you? You've been avoiding me. Can we talk, friend to friend?
Owen- I don't want to! I just feel so betrayed!
Gwen- Huh?
(Owen starts digging)
Gwen- Just talk to me! I honestly don't know what your problem is.
(Owen looks at the picture)
Owen- This!
Gwen- What's that? Gasp! Incoming!
(She pushes Owen out of the way and a bolder crashes down)
(Cut to Chef loading boulders into a catapult. He looks exhausted)
Chris- This is the life!
(He says while drinking a coconut. He accidentally trips the catapult and Chef goes flying with it)
Uh oh!
(Cut to Owen and Gwen)
(Gwen is lying down and gets up with a picture on her face, she looks at it)
Gwen- How did this happen?
Owen- You tell me! I thought we were friends, but I guess you just hate me! How could you?
Gwen- But, I didn't do it Owen. Honestly.
(Chef flies by)
Owen- I don't know if I can believe you anymore.
Gwen- No, Owen, listen. I never voted for you. Even in season one. And I certainly wouldn't be happy about it. How could you think I would do that to you?
Owen- I said the same thing, but Heather convinced me that you were no good.
Gwen- Wait a minute, Heather? Is that where you got this from?
Owen- Yeah, and maybe I'll be better off with her after all.
Gwen- No, that proves this is a fake. I promise you, I never voted for you. Heather clearly made this fraud and used it to win you over on her side. The only time I happily voted for someone is for Heather and Courtney.
Owen- Hmm, I guess you're right.
(Owen hugs her)
I'm sorry for yelling at you, please forgive me?
Gwen- Aw, it's okay. I know you didn't mean it. But now you know where your true colors are, right?
Owen- You're right, tonight she is so gone! Can I borrow this?
Gwen- Uh, sure.
(He starts drilling)
Owen- She is going down!
(He hits something)
Gwen- Gasp! What was that?
Owen- Gasp! It's a barrel of oil!
(Cut to Chris getting fired with a boulder)
(Heather is mining)
Heather- ER! How am I supposed to find a barrel of oil way out here in Heller!
(She throws her pick and it hits a barrel)
Hello final three! Gasp!
(A boulder crashes down on top of her, she's stuck in the hole she made)
UGH! This sucks, I'm stuck in Heller! Help!
(Gwen and Owen)
Owen- Gwen, if heather beats us back with the oil it's gonna be one of us three.
Gwen- I know, so we better hurry.
Owen- No, I want you to take it.
Gwen- Why?
Owen- Because Heather is gonna vote for you, and Noah is gonna vote for you over me. And I don't really want you to go.
Gwen- Owen, that's sweet, but you found it so you should have it.
Owen- No, I'll go find my own barrel. And if one of us sees Noah we should warn him as well.
Gwen- Okay, if you're okay with that.
(Cut to the plane)
(Chris and Chef are grilling hot dogs)
(Gwen is rolling up her barrel)
Chris- Congratulations Gwen! You've just won yourself immunity.
Gwen- Nice, but can go back out there and help?
Chris- But we got a final three Barbecue going. You get to hang with the host with the most.
Gwen- I think I'll pass. I'd rather hang with the others.
Chris- She's a strange one.
(Cut to Noah digging)
(He's digging up a barrel)
Noah- You can't steal my victory this time Chris!
Heather- Heeellp!
Noah- Heather?
(Cut to Heather stuck in the hole, Noah laughs at the sight)
Heather- Don't just stand there dweeb, help me!
(Noah notices the oil and pokes at it and smiles)
Don't even think about it Noah! That is mine!
Noah- Maybe I should take it, and do to you, what Alejandro did to his victims. Just so you two know how it feels!
Heather- What? How are we the same?
Noah- Because you are! Al just had more social skills! The game you two have played is over. And it's gonna end by my hands!
(Musical Ding)
Chris- Guess what!?
(This Is How We Will End It)
(Music starts)
(Cut to Noah in a puppet show)
Noah- "He left Bridgette stuck to a pole"
"Robed Leshawna of her her fabulous sole"
"Made even DJ lose control"
"Now I'm gonna do to you, what he did to them"
"This is how we will end it"
(Cut to Noah holding an Alejandro puppet, with Al holding smaller puppets of Bridgette, Leshawna, and DJ. and a puppet of his own face)
"This game you two played"
(Puppet talks)
"This is how we will end it"
"Your bills must be payed"
(Puppet talks by a puppet of Heather in a hole)
Heather- "Oooooohhhh"
(She appears next to Noah)
"Shouldn't have mocked you for having to dig"
"Help me out and I'll be your human drill rig"
Noah- "You really think I'm that gullible"
"Just face it now, you're in trouble"
"This is how we will end it"
"This game you two played"
(Puppet talks in her face)
"This is how we will end it"
"Your bills must be payed"
(Puppet talks)
Heather- "Ooooooohhhhh"
"I'm wedged in a hole this isn't right"
(Heather points at her and they walk)
"If I'm going down make a fair fight"
"It's beneath you, to abandon a girl in a ditch"
"Offer me my dignity"
"I haven't got a stitch"
Heather- Please Noah, the whole reason you're doing this is to get revenge on what Alejandro did. But is this the victory you want? Doing something that you hated Alejandro for doing before? Is that the victory you want?
(Noah thinks for a moment)
Noah- "He left Bridgette stuck to a pole"
"Robed Leshawna of her fabulous sole"
"Made even DJ lose control"
"But I'd be a hypocrite, if I did it too"
"This is not how we'll end it"
(He helps Heather out with the pick)
(Heather joyfully claps)
"This game you two played"
"This is not how we'll end it"
"But there's a bill to be payed"
(Song ends)
Heather- Could you put me down?
Noah- Since I saved you, you must agree to not throw me under the bus later.
Heather- Fine, but only if you agree to vote for Gwen or Owen next.
(Noah looks nervous)
Heather- Promise?
(Confessional)
Noah- You know, I'd say I'm not gonna listen to what Heather says. But I'm not sure actually. If it comes down to a vote in the final 2, Gwen and Owen have me beat. But if it comes down to Me and Heather, I have her beat. Sighs. It all comes down to two things. Friends or Logic.
(He grabs his head confusedly)
(Confessional ends)
Noah- I Promise.
Heather- Really? Good choice. Now could you drop the King Kong act and put me the Heller down!?
(He complies, Heather grabs her pick)
Noah- Oh no you don't, you're going to help me dig up a barrel.
(Cut to Noah and Heather arriving)
Heather- Well, looks like we lost.
Noah- No, we tied for second.
Heather- Looks like it's gonna be a tiebreaker. Either me against Owen or Gwen. And I think i could beat both of them
Noah- Right, He he.
(Nervously)
(Confessional)
Noah- ER! What do I do!? Owen and I have become great friends! And so has Gwen. I don't wanna vote for either of them. What's more important to me? My friends, or a greater chance at the million?
(Confessional ends)
(Cut to outside of the plane, there's a bonfire going)
Chris- I have a little season one tribute treat here for you. Remember, Gwen has invincibility so there better not be any votes against her. Gwen, here's your marshmallow.
(He throws it)
Gwen- I never thought I'd miss these.
(She eats it)
Chris- Tonight's second marshmallow goes to, Noah! Who also had no votes against him.
(He throws it)
Let's read the remaining votes, just for a little suspenseful fun! The first vote goes to, Heather. The second vote goes to, Owen! Another vote for Heather!
(Heather looks anxious, Owen looks at Noah who looks away)
The last vote goes to, Heather!
Heather- What! You little rat! We had a deal!
Noah- No, let me stop you right there hun. YOU had a deal. You agreed not to throw me under the bus. I never said I wouldn't vote for you.
Heather- ER! I thought I trusted you!
Gwen- Yeah, and Owen thought he trusted you as well. But you tricked him.
Heather- How did you know?
Owen- We discovered your fake, Heather.
Heather- Sigh. Fine! So what, do I gotta jump off of that 3 foot drop?
Chris- Nope! We're taking off in 10 minutes, you can jump then.
Heather- But, I'm already out why can't I just run off or something?
Chris- Now where would the fun be in that?
(Cut to the drop of shame)
Chris- Well, goodbye Heather! Here's your parachute.
(She takes it)
Heather- Whatever!
(She jumps)
Chris- And we have our final 3!
(They smile)
Tune in next time to see what happens next. On Total, Drama, World Tour!
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(Credits)
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Original Story written by Fresh TV.
New story edits by Derek Phillips.
All characters are based on their TV Counterparts. And the rewrite is in no way cannon to the original story.
Starring the voices of-
Rachel Wilson- Heather
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Scott McCord- Owen
Carter Hayden- Noah
Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
and Cle Bennett- Chef Hatchet
(Votes/Teams)
Votes-
Heather- Owen
Gwen- Heather
Owen- Heather
Noah- Heather
Player eliminated- Heather
Current Teams-
Final Three
Gwen
Owen
Noah