Augustus Dimplewimple sat at his desk, clutching his computer in his hands. His story had been a hit, and he fans were asking for another chapter.
"Hmmmm, I already did hockey, it's the holidays. I know! I'm gonna show Luke more! He's gonna be Riptide's best friend!"
The arena had obsidian black walls... he wrote.
Riptide's POV: The arena had obsidian black walls, like the rest of the place. I came to practice my sword skills (translation: impress the ladies with my sword skills). Then I saw a figure sprinting and slashing with a green lightsaber like it was a part of his body. I only saw skills like this with...
"Luke?" I asked the figure.
"Hey, Perce!" Luke called to me. "Want to practice your skills against a master?"
"Sure!" I got my sword Percy out, and started manically slashing Luke with it. Luke blocked all my blows easily and did a tricky overhand slash feint and slashed at my hip.
"AAAHHHHHH. IM GONNA DIEEEEE." I yelped, waiting for the lightsaber to pass through my body. It didn't. All it did was give me a small burn.
"It's on training mode, seaweed ass." Luke turned his lightsaber off, laughing.
I felt my cheeks go a tiny bit red. "I didn't know that existed." I defensively said. Good thing there weren't any chicks watching.
"Remember when you joined camp half blood?" Luke asked me, taking a small cup of Greek yogurt out.
Ahh, I remembered...
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww...
It was a hot day in camp half blood, and I was sitting with Grover and Luke.
"Wheewhaow." Grover said, looking at a dryad walking by. Grover was a pervert in those days (he still is), and sadly, one of my only friends.
"Grover, quit staring at trees." Luke said, "So Percy, you got anyone in mind for fireworks?"
"Well, I like Annabeth." I told him.
"What, her body?" Luke asked.
"Wha-I'm only eleven! And the thing I like about her is that she's smart."
"Yeah, I like how her brain fills her chest." Grover and Luke laughed at me.
"She's only eleven too!"
"Jeez, you were such a pervert those days." I told Luke.
"Well, since I combined with Luke Skywalker I'm spending my time doing yoga and eating yogurt, and not looking at girls." He finished his cup. "Let's have a treat."
"But I thought you didn't like sugar now?"
"I'm not a complete buzzkill. Let me go whip us up some mean rice cakes."
Annabeth's POV: I was sitting in my cabin with Harry. Obviously.
"So Annabeth. I guess you go for British people." He said in his weird accent.
"What?! Gross, I hate British. Wait... you're British!" I suddenly realized. "We are through! Go back to Guatemala where you belong!"
"That's in Central America." He told me.
"I knew that! I meant London!" I pushed him out of my cabin. Oh no... I needed Percy back!
"Ow! My balls!" Harry said, as a guy in a Jetpack flew away.
Real A/N: The FanFiction is getting more serious!