Me: First order of business. *takes out a megaphone*

Me: I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY! *puts megaphone away*

Me: I apologize for not updating but I didn't get vaccinated for Writer's Block so I couldn't think of anything to write for this story. However, I did end up making two new stories. I'll probably update those less frequently but I'll still try. Also I almost had a breakdown when I kept hearing that Horikoshi had confirmed Deku was gay and my OTP is IzuOcha. Luckily, it was just in a crossover manga with Black Clover and therefore might not need to be taken seriously.

Me: Now to do the disclaimer, I have brought Eraser here.

Eraserhead: Where are we? More importantly, why am I here?

Me: *whispers* Just say that I don't own My Hero Academia.

Eraserhead: *sigh* Configure doesn't own My Hero Academia, whatever that is.

Me: Thank you. Now, on with the story!

This has nothing to do with the story, it's just because I felt like it.

Enjoy!

P.S.- Make sure to check the previous chapters in case I rewrote anything.

It was nearing Christmas in Japan, and the people were preparing. Putting up trees, stringing lights and baking holiday sweets. U.A. was no exception to the festivities. We see the students of 1-A in the common room of their dorm, decorating for the holidays, despite how they would return home for Christmas a few days later. Sato was in the kitchen, baking some tasty treats no doubt. The ones who weren't present were Tsu, Kumo and Tokoyami, who were outside stringing the lights, and Bakugou, who refused to help decorate. What a Scrooge, huh?

We watch as Izuku and Uraraka decorate the tree, smiling pleasantly as they did so. Todoroki, Ashido, Ojiro and Iida were putting up the garland in the background as well.

"I just love Christmas." Uraraka said standing up when the tree was done "A time when everyone can just be a happy family. It just makes everything feel so..."

"Complete." Izuku finished, coming up behind her and putting an arm on her shoulder. It was pretty cute to witness...or at least it was until they both realized what was happening and they split apart, red in the face while Ashido squealed and said "I ship it!".

Just then they heard a knock and Iida went to open the door and saw their teacher Configure there at the door. "Hey there! I was hoping I could come in and see you guys before you leave. You don't mind do you?" He asked. Upon Iida's shake of his head the mad man smiled and walked in, oddly enough he was also carrying a bucket of KFC with a lid on it.

The teacher and student walked into the common room and the students greeted the hero.

"Aaaahhh. You know one of the advantages Christmas in Japan has over Christmas in America?" Configure asked as he sat down with his students. "Here in Japan, KFC is a traditional thing. You can't get the stuff in bulk like this back home." He said with a broad, surprisingly normal smile.

"Well, I never thought much of it since we don't really eat fast food. Mom normally makes dinner." Izuku said nonchalantly. The others said things along those lines as the three that were outside and Sato came into the room before Uraraka had a thought.

"How do you celebrate Christmas Configure?" She asked.

The hero began listing on his fingers "KFC, decorating the tree, cookies, KFC, candy canes, KFC, saving Santa Claus..." "Wait what?" "Oh! There's also my favorite thing to do this time of year, caroling!" He shouted enthusiastically.

The students were a tad surprised. The didn't expect their insane teacher to be fond of such a thing but they thought it heart warming that he enjoyed the holidays.

"So who are you spending Christmas with?" Miako asked with an innocent tilt of the head. The multi-quirk user had a sad glint to his grin.

"I really have no one to spend Christmas with. As you know, my parents were killed by a horror movie slasher and the love of my life was cremated after she was driven nearly to suicide." He said without letting his sadness get into his tone. The class looked apologetic for hitting the subject of his lost loved ones.

"Well you never said your brother was d-" Kaminari was quickly shut up by a death glare from Configure.

"You still have grand parents?" Izuku questioned cautiously.

"Killed by a dark elf." They didn't bother to question it.

"An uncle?"

"Stabbed through the heart."

The students of 1-A looked to each other sadly. It must really hurt to have no one to share Christmas with. Before they could talk further the hero got up and made his way to the door.

Once he left the heroes in training made a plan as they huddled up.

We see the outside of the dorms once more as a confused Configure walks toward it.

"So I receive a letter from my class to meet them in the dead of night without an explanation. I swear, if I find out these kids are in a cult I'm gonna lose it."

He walks in through the door and as he walks through the hall toward the common room, he observes the walls around him.

"Alright, I'm here! If I see any inverted crosses or upside-down pentagrams you're all in for it!" He shouted before entering the common room, upon doing so the lights came on as all of class 1-A emerged from behind the furniture wearing Santa hats shouting:

"Surprise!"

The shock was written blatantly on the hero's face as he sputtered for a response.

"W...Is this why you asked me to come here?" He asked as he took in the sight of all his class standing there, save for Bakugou who he now noticed was hanging from the ceiling tied up with Christmas lights and gagged.

"Well we felt bad that you had no one to spend Christmas with, so we decided to do the best we could to cheer you up." Izuku told the mad man.

Configure couldn't help but tear up as a watery smile came upon his face and he raised a fist into the air and shouted out.

"Then let's get on with the festivities!"

So they spent the next three hours playing games, eating cookies and watching Configure snatch a bottle of egg knog that somehow got in the room and replicate Thirteen's quirk to destroy it. Apparently he detested anything alcoholic and would eliminate it whenever someone underage was in the same room as a single bottle.

They talked for a while before it was time to leave, but before they went to bed they decided to do one more thing.

"Hey! You said you liked caroling right?" Kumo asked.

"Why yes I did say that." Configure responded.

"Well, we all thought we could do one with you before you left. How about it?" She explained.

The Unorthodox Hero smiled before speaking.

"I think I'd like do my favorite one. Who's up for the Twelve Days of Christmas?!"

The students cheered and Jiro started strumming a simple melody on her guitar as they all (sans Bakugou) began to sing.

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me."

"A partridge in a pear tree!"

On and on they sang through night, before the cheer fully calmed down.

Configure agreed he'd never had such a great Christmas in years.

Let's see what those mysterious antagonists are up to (There's no stopping me).

We see Mastermind and those other mysterious figures in their lair partying too. In fact, things actually seem to be getting wild as Mastermind guzzled down bottle after bottle of egg knog.

"How does he drink that much?!"

"He should be out cold by now!"

The villain boss simply kept drinking until a noise similar to a phone ringing. He looked over to the TV looking device on the wall with a bit of grumpiness, most likely due to him finally getting a bit tipsy after all the egg knog.

"Now who would be calling at this time of night? On screen."

The screen lit up and showed to figures in black clothing in a background resembling a warehouse.

"Who are you and what do want?" Mastermind asked grumpily.

"Ah, an honor it is to meet you Mastermind. We have a...proposition for you and your group. We are planning something big this Christmas and-"

"Hold it! You want us to do acts of evil...on Christmas?" The cloaked man asked irritatedly.

"Well, yes."

"Goodbye."

"Wait this can't su-"

"There is no way we break the Christmas truce! It is an unspoken rule for villains to not commit any crimes on Christmas. Now I must bid you adieu!"

With that, his eyes glowed azure and he telekinetically turned off the screen. He turned back to his peers and held up another bottle.

"Who wants to see me go another round?!"

To the cheers of the others he began downing more egg knog.

I had nothing to write except for this and I felt like making a Christmas special.

I would also like to know how to block someone from reviewing a story because my brother is having a horrible time with this absolute a*shole who keeps insulting him to the point he made up complaints and then when I tried to leave a positive review I got insulted and at this point it-it has just turned into war on the review section, so if you know how to do this, please tell me.

Goodbye and stay weird!

-Configure