Chapter 17 Prom Night
Hazbin Hotel
Everything was on track, we're just waiting for Blitz and his team to come with the book. Our only ticket to the other side.
"Hey so, Angie when I went to go get you I saw a picture in your room, with you and a girl. Who was that?" I asked.
"Oh, you must mean Molly... she's my sister."
"Oh well that's- wait you have a sister with a body like that?"
"Was that supposed to be an insult, or are you trying to hit on my sister?"
"Whatever pisses you off more." I said.
"Hehehe." Vaggie said.
"So introduce me when you have a chance *Wack*." I said. Then I got hit by Vaggie.
"What was that for?!?!"
"Are you planning on cheating with Charlie?!?!"
"What, she's allowed to have you as a concubine and I can't have one!?!?"
"...ugh, that's a good point."
"Please that role is filled by me!" Cherri said.
"Uhh excuse me but I thought I fill the role as that!" Octavia said.
"I don't think so, I already call dibs on that role." Velvet said as she drew out a knife.
"Please, all you bitches don't have that role, I do." We all look to see Loona walk in through the front door, along with Blitz, Moxxie and Millie.
"What are you talking about, just the other day you just started flirting with him." Cherri said, then they all started going into an argument.
"How's it feel to have a group of girls fight over you?" Vaggie asked.
"Honestly, feels great. Gives me a taste of what it feels like to be popular." I said.
"Heh, that's good to hear."
"Honestly. If I do get a concubine, I won't give her the same status as I do with our future wife."
"That's basically what a concubine is." Vaggie said.
"Oh yeah." I said.
Later
"Okay guys, here's our targets."
Chet
"The school jock who lead the team to nationals. He uses his status as a means to get away with anything. He always slams me against the lockers. Basically his daily routine"
Brittney
"She hates me, one time there was a popularity poll... she rated me -1. I mean I know she hates me and all but that's way too mean."
Jesus
"This psycho has a habit of throwing stuff at me, him and his two asshole friends. There was this one time where he almost killed me when he threw a pair of scissors, that fucking psycho."
"He's Hispanic? Ugh, it's people like him who makes us look bad." Vaggie said.
"Which is all the more reason why he should be down here." I said.
"Agreed." Vaggie said.
"Good, now then next targets, and these are the worst of them all."
Matt and Jennifer
"Matt, the narcissistic asshole who sees himself as the king of my school, looks down on almost everyone, especially me, said asshole who also recommend a satanist cult to have my soul offered to satan." Just seeing his face pisses me off.
"Hey Max, think I can have him as my boy toy?" Angel dust asked. I looked at him surprised... then gave him an evil grin.
"Just make sure he's the one who's taking it."
"Oh hohoho. I'll make sure."
"And last but not least... Jennifer... the girl who was part of the satanic cult. The girl who betrayed me, and played with my emotions. The girl who I used to be in love with... and... the girl who killed me... the reason why I'm forever stuck in hell."
The room fell silent. Dread and depression filling the air.
"Hey c'mon, after tonight you'll start to feel better, no need to be so bummed now." Angel dust said.
"Heh. Your right Angel... now then. Every last one of these people has one thing in common, they all took part in my murder, I feel like I have a score to settle with them. Now then... LETS DO THIS!!!!"
"YEAH!!!!!!!" Everyone cheered.
Living world prom
Everyone was making their way to the gym. Teachers and principal were talking, and the teens were dancing, drinking from the punch bowl, and voting for prom king and queen."
"I'm voting for Matt, because his speech about that Max guy really moved me."
Matt was with Chet, Brittney, Jesus AND Jennifer.
"Our final years people. Let's enjoy it while we can." Matt said.
"You did it dude... you actually got away with it." Chet said, as he gave Matt a high five.
"Yes, now let's enjoy our year as seniors." Matt said.
"Wonder if me and Chet will make, cutest couple ever." Brittney said.
"I'm sure we will baby." Chet said as he wrapped his arm around Brittney.
"But I really am gonna miss Max... Who else am I gonna use for my target practice?" Jesus said.
"I'm sure you'll find someone else." Matt said as everyone but Jennifer all shared a laugh.
"Hey what's up Jen? You been quiet lately."
"It's nothing. Just, respect the dead a little."
"Pfft, why, Max gonna come back from the dead and exact revenge on us? Please that guy never fought in his life, he's a pussy." Jesus said.
"Yeah. What's there to be scared about, I can take him." Chet said, as the group continued talking.
Meanwhile outside
Max stepped foot into the living world again.
"Ahhh... feels good to be back." Max said.
"So. This is what the living world looks like." Octavia said.
"Man, things sure has changed. What kinda car is that?" Angel dust asked.
As they were talking, Max looked over at the Gym a bit sad. Vaggie and Millie took notice of this and went over to Max.
"Hey... you alright?" Vaggie asked.
"Huh? Oh I'm fine it's just... I always dreamed of going to prom, and dance with a girl, but... that dream was taken from me."
"Oh sweetie." Millie said as she pat my back.
"Well... let's make the best night of their lives, their worst night of their lives." Max said. As Max and his gang walked to the gym, he spotted Chet's car. That same damn car that always splashed a water puddle at him every time it rained.
"Tsk... heh, hey I think I have an idea on how to make our entrance Cherri, can you give me a Cherri?" Max asked.
"Are you talking about my bombs or should we go back to my place real quick?"
While they were occupied, Loona brought out the book, it was time to commence Blitz's little side mission.
Meanwhile inside the gym
"Okay everyone it's time to announce the king and queen of prom."
"I waited so long for this day. I'm finally gonna be king." Matt thought.
"And the Prom King and queen is..."
BOOM*
Then all of a sudden an explosion can be heard outside. Everyone left the gym and saw that a car exploded. Chet then remembered who's car it was... it was his.
"Dude... my... MY CAR!!!!!!!!!! MY FUCKING CAR!!!!!!!!!" Chet said
"W-what the hell is."
"Ahem, now where were we? Oh yes. The king and queen of prom is..." Matt heard the announcer say, but it wasn't the same voice as before, Matt looked over and saw a guy dressed in all red, and is holding a microphone. Matt looked to his right and saw the principal tied up.
"Who the hell is..."
"Max Heller and Charlie Magne!!!"
"W-WHAT?!?!?!?" Matt was in disbelief.