Sonic and Tails dashed onto the scene, out of breath.
Sonic: Whew! Sorry we've been absent for almost a month, guys. You see, a lot has been happening.
Tails: So, good news! We saved mariobroultimate from Bowser! Though, this means we'll be skipping questions relating to that story that came out before the finale of Ask Bowser.
Sonic: mariobroultimate had to go on a mental cool down after having spent so much time in Bowser's captivity. Then we celebrated Halloween. And after Halloween, fanfiction experienced a weird glitch that prevented newer chapters and stories from being shown. It lasted around a week.
Tails: But after a long absence, we're back at last! We'll be going up to Session 12. But once this season is over, mariobroultimate's gonna take a break from Qna for awhile. Up until around Spring of 2021, I believe. I'm just estimating.
Sonic: So, sorry to say. But any Mario fans here are gonna be waiting awhile for Ask Mario Season 3, and even longer for Ask Sonic Season 3.
Knuckles: AND KNUCKLES!
Tails: Knuckles, please leave. Come back in 2021 if you win the poll for the third season.
Knuckles: Listen everybody, when Ask Sonic Season 3 eventually comes out, VOTE FOR KNUCKLES! Avoid a missed opportunity! WE WANT YOU!
Sonic: Security!
Security kicks Knuckles out.
Sonic: And, BEGIN!
From Lightblade1121: How good of a martial artist is Sonic?
Sonic: I don't really do martial arts. I already got my spin dash and homing attack. What else do I need?
From CVGW James: Yo Sonic, ya remember Elise?
Sonic: I want to forget her, thank you.
From ShadowLord56: To Tails: Have you ever thought of building a counterpart of Metal Sonic? (As in, a Robo Sonic who helps people)
Tails: That sounds like a good idea on paper. But given how much Metal Sonic betrays Eggman, I don't think I'd wanna take that chance. Besides, Eggman might try to tamper with the programming of our Sonic robot and use it against us. I think the Sonic we've got is enough.
From LiamTheYoshi: Wait... Tails SHIPS US?! (both Liam and Yokonami blush before they faint for a few seconds before waking up)
Yokonami: Well... that was something. At least I know what ships are.
Liam: Speaking of ships, this is a question about them.
To Sonic and Tails: If you had to forcibly pick one Sonic ship you would see for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sonic: I mean, look at you two! It's pretty obvious that there's something going on.
Tails: I'd say, SonAmy.
Sonic: OH, COME ON!
Amy: SONIC!
From Toadette: Hey guys! I have a question for you to answer.
To both: What do you think of... the Super Crown?
Sonic: Eww! Eww! Eww!
Tails: Please keep your creepy fetishes out of our franchise. This fan base already has enough problems as is!
Toadette: Fine… I wasn't going to force you to wear it anyways.
From Goombob: (Deleting Bowser based dialogue)
Have you ever went through a boss-rush before?
Sonic: Of course we have. There was Sonic Advance where before the final boss, I had to fight the first bosses of Sonic 1 and 2 respectively. Then I had to fight a boss which was a mix of several different Sonic 3 bosses.
Tails: Then, there's Sonic Advance 2 where we had to fight weaker versions of every previous boss before reaching the final boss.
From Shishio:(Deleting Bowser based dialogue)
To Tails: Do you get annoyed when people call you Miles Prower? Not trying to offend you, and if I did, I'm sorry.
Tails: I used to, but I don't really mind it anymore. I still prefer Tails, though.
From jurassicdinodrew: question for Sonic: has Amy ever tried going to anger management class so she could have a better chance to hang out with you?
question for Tails: if Cream gets kidnapped and you alone have to be the one to rescue her... will you have the courage to confess that you really like her?, don't worry, I think Cream really likes you too.
Tails: TWO QUESTIONS! EJECT! *press button*
jurassicdinodrew: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I'M SO-! *ejected*
jurassicdinodrew was not The Impostor
From Robo-Liam: Hey Tails, I wanna give you a huge thank you for fixing me, Liam thanks you too. To give you something in return, here is a special blaster that can defeat enemies, I've built it.
Liam was pretty overjoyed to see me, and he also got really emotional. I understood how he felt when nearly losing me, so I understand how he felt when he saw me again.
Now here is a question for Tails: Have you ever been overjoyed to see a long lost close friend to the point you broke into tears?
Tails: Well, no. Not really. I haven't exactly lost any friends. Though I know my anime self has.
From S.v: This question is for you sonic, I noticed that in the sonic x episode teasing time, during the beginning, cheese was sleeping on your lap, was that because cheese wanted to be with you or did cream ask you to let cheese be with you that time?
Sonic: X, this is for you. I think these people keep forgetting we're two different Sonics.
Sonic X: Don't worry. I gotcha. Cheese just really liked my company. Cream didn't seem to mind.
From PrincessYokonami: I'll admit, I didn't except Tails to ship me with Liam.
Shishio: I guess a new couple is born, Liamnami (Liam x Yokonami) for the win!
Liam and Yokonami smile evilly at him.
Liam: What about your "girlfriend", Shishio.
Shishio: Girlfriend? *blushes lightly* What do you mean?
A portal opens up from Liam's World and a girl with black hair, wearing a grey shirt and black pants, also having cat ears, cat claws, and a grey cat tail, also having cat-like teeth enters the Mushroom Kingdom universe and crashes into Shishio.
Shishio: *blushes* M-M-Mokaste?!
Mokatse: Well if it isn't my sweet Shishio-kuu...
Yokonami: Well, aren't you two cute couple? *giggles*
Shishio glares at her.
Yokonami: I guess it's time to ask a question.
To Sonic: Have you ever tried to go on a date with this Amy Rose girl? I've met her while I was taking a walk, and she seems friendly.
(It's "EXPECT". Not "EXCEPT". They're different words.)
Tails: I'd run if I were you, Prince Shishio.
Sonic: Not happening. Ever. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor.
Tails (whispering to Yokonami): He does like her, but he's not ready to settle down yet. Don't make him admit it. It'll only make him mad.
From breath20k: Before I get to your question, I have brought my Smash Ball (Shows Smash Ball), which allows me to use my Omega Blitz!
This question is for both of you and for this one, you'll have to answer in 15 seconds before you hear the gong. (Takes out my gong and stopwatch)
Okay, here's my question: If you could name one wisp in Sonic Colors, what could it be? Your time starts... NOW! (Starts stopwatch)
Sonic: DRILL!
Tails: BURST!
Sonic: We didn't even need ONE second, dude. We know all of the wisps.
breath20k: Oh… *stops watch* I… guess I didn't really think this challenge through...
Sonic: Next time, give us a challenge that's actually challenging
Tails: Just make sure it isn't impossible. Even us heroes have our limits.
breath20k: Got it!
From UltimateCCC: To both: Your reaction of Minecraft in Smash?
Steve: HI GUYS!
Sonic: Uh… Hi Steve… Welcome…
Tails: Please add me already, Sakurai…
From Tashasaurous: I see your point. I've been picturing it for some time, because seeing you cry in the Archie Comics left me in an emotional turmoil. Then again, I found even the children's comics to be really dark. Always have.
Anyway, my next question: Other than Chili Dogs being your favorites, what else are your favorite types of food?
Sonic: I'll eat just about any fast food you can think of. I love em all!
From ZelodolonGirl: Hey Sonic, if you had to find Shadow a girlfriend or a love interest, what kind of qualities and personality traits do you think would she have to have to be good match for him?
Sonic: Given Shadow's close relationship with Maria in the past, I think he'd want someone like her. A woman who's nice, thoughtful, and cute. I'd imagine there's someone out there like that who isn't already taken.
From Nataly Guardado: Before I ask my next question, I'm going to tell you my life story. And by the way Tails, I don't live in complete darkness. I can still see a little bit. I can only see light and shadows.
My story begins on the 18th of September, 2003. When I was brought in to the world by my mom, I was born prematurely. I was born at seven months. Because of that, my lungs weren't functioning very well, so the doctors had to put me in an incubator, and they had to give me oxygen in order for me to survire. After awhile, my mom finally got to take me home. But the doctors told her that I would be permanently blind. My mom was devastated, but she never gave up on me. I lived in my home country El Salvador for my first two years of life.
Two months after I turned three, my mom and I came here to America, so that I could have a much better life. At that time, she was pregnant with my sister. My mom and I lived with my aunt Norma for two years. But then, after I finished preschool, we moved to the San Fernando Valley, and I've lived here ever since I was five. My life was a bit of a struggle at times, but I always managed to pull through. I remember when I first started going to school, and I was always the lonely little girl during preschool and kindergarten. The reason was because of my language barrier. My only friends were my teachers. But now, I'm a happy seventeen-year-old girl. I don't let my blindness get the best of me. Sure, it's hard because my sight is very limited, but I wouldn't have it any other way. There are times when my family or my friends ask me if I want to get surgery so that I could see, but my answer will always be no. The reason why is because I had three surgeries when I was three. None of them worked.
So, to conclude my life story, I'd say thanks to the people who have helped me live my best life. Especially you, Sonic and Tails.
(Removing Bowser related dialogue)
Now for the question. This one is for Tails.
What's your favorite ice cream?
Sonic: That's a nice story, Nataly. I'm glad you were able to grow up just fine despite your seeing problems.
Tails: We wish you the best of luck in life. As for ice cream, my favorite is a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of strawberry on one cone! What's yours?
From numberjacksoctonauts: Okay, great, robots from the AOSTH universe coming in to this world. At least we can easily take care of those guys should they show up again, and at least the X Eggman's goons haven't come in. By the way, have you two seen this fanfiction? s/13563686/1/Sonic-Forces-Episode-Shadow It's a redone version of my episode from Sonic Forces. Despite the appears from characters from other universes, I think it's quite accurate to what happened. What do you guys think?
Sonic: I think it's a pretty solid prequel story! Nice job!
From Mokatse: Hey boys, the name is Mokatse (Mo-kat-see). (Deleting Bowser related dialogue)
I have the powers of a cat, my claws are good for climbing walls and attacking bad guys.
Now here is my question for the two of you: How much do you get along with Rouge the Bat?
Sonic: Nice to meet you! Rouge… I'll be honest. She can be pretty annoying sometimes. She rivals Vector in terms of greediness, and isn't exactly someone you can have faith in.
Tails: But despite being a thief, I wouldn't say she's "evil". More so of a morally gray person along the lines of Shadow, who are mostly in it for themselves. She does have a soft spot deep down.
From SuperJMC: Sorry for upsetting you with "Super Sonic Galaxy 2", September-me was getting flustered with how many people were saying they had power stars. I said it satirically as I knew there was over 120, so I was just relieving myself with a joke.
Here's something interesting: What were your favorite adventures that weren't in Generations, or after (Mania, Forces, Lost World)?
Mine are 1/Chaos/Triple Trouble for the Game Gear and Pocket Adventure for the Neo Geo Pocket Color. They seem so underrepresented but they're still interesting at the least to look into.
Sonic: There weren't too many interesting adventures that weren't represented in Generations. I guess I'll go with Triple Trouble simply because it's an underrated gem.
Tails: Same here.
From AU Amy Rose: *Big Ring appears* "Amy Rose in a red/white stripe shirt & blue jeans with Sonic-Style Shoes steps out.*
Hello Sonic. *gives Sonic a sad hug* In my timeline you had sacrifice yourself to stop the Time Eater plus save us and you & Tails' younger selves. That was 2 years ago for us, so I have taken your place in stopping Eggman.
My question is if something like that were to happen here who would you trust to take your place?
Sonic looks to Tails.
Sonic: I'm not going anywhere anytime soon, but I think the answer is standing right next to me.
Tails: *tears up* Oh Sonic…
They hug.
From SugarDiamond5678: The verse John 7:24 in your own words what dies it mean?
Sonic: Don't judge a book by it's cover.
From MarioMan314RBLX: AJSUIAI I didnt ask a question-
Tails, what would you do if Cream died?
Tails was distraught and brought to tears.
Sonic: Can we lighten the tone? I don't think Tails wants to answer that kind of question.
From debehi1:
(Sorry. The mission's over. And by the time you sent that, the barrier was already broken.)
From AmmoliteStone487: Hey Sonic whats your favorite weapon in a zombie apocolypse?
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*Some dodgeball hits the back of my head*
SON OF A GUN WHOEVER THREW THAT IS FLIPPING DEAD
Knuckles: Hah!
Sonic: Really Knux?
Knuckles: What? Something had to happen. Isn't that her whole running gag?
AmmoliteStone487: You… WHY I OUGHTA-!
PLEASE STAND BY!
Sonic: Okay. I think I'd use a sword to chop those zombies heads off.
From Kagaku: Sonic, you are pretty cool, and you do an impressive job defeating your enemy. And Tails, you are very awesome and intelligent, maybe we could work together one day to invent some stuff.
I have a question to ask you two: If you could grant a wish from a Fairy Godparent, then what would it be?
Tails: Thanks! Maybe we could collab someday.
Sonic: I'd… wish to go back in time to the 90s… just for one day… back when life for both me and my fans was easy. *cries*
Tails: I agree… *both cry together*
From Landon Miles: Hey you two, the name is Landon Miles, or Landon for short.
(skipping Bowser stuff)
Now for a question for you two heroes: What would a crossover with Mario be like? Not like a Smash Bros or Olympic crossover, but a true crossover.
Sonic: I think it should take a Sonic Generations esque idea of the two of us exploring different locations, and having one act in each location for each of us. Act 1 could have you play as Mario, and Act 2 has you play as me.
Tails: There could also be some one off levels where you control both of them. A tag team level!
Sonic: That could be an interesting gameplay mechanic. I wonder what bosses would be like, or what powerups could be included…
From Grov-light: Hmm...Guess my last question didn't make it in the last session. Oh well, I'll ask another one.
Sonic, what was your reaction when Chip formed the Light Gaia Colossus?
Sonic: I didn't have much time to be impressed since I had to focus on taking down Dark Gaia, but I was proud of Chip nonetheless. To think something that little could transform into something so colossal!
From ShadowTHedgehog: VEGETA CALLED ME WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! *runs to Sonic and Tails angrily* THAT VEGETA GUY THINKS HE CAN JUST CALL ME A FREAKIN' RIPOFF?! I'm going to teach that faker a lesson for calling the ultimate life-form A FREAKIN' RIPOFF!
Can you guys tell me where that Vegeta faker is?
Sonic: We don't know, Shadow! Ask Goku!
From Star Hedgehog: Sonic the Hedgehog, what has become of the Chaos Emeralds once you and your younger-self have defeated the Time Eater?
Sonic: No idea. They probably got transported back into the normal time stream like me and my friends have. Or maybe they got stuck in the fabric between time and space like the two Eggmans, and that's how they escaped. Just a theory.
From SuperTailsFan0812: To Sonic and Tails: What are your tips to do in a thunderstorm and staying calm as I have a huge fear of thunder. There was one time I heard a loud boom and it scared me so bad that I fell over in fright and sobbed my eyes out.
Sorry about that, I am trying so hard to get over my fear but I just can't...
Anyways, I hope you have a way past cool day '
Tails: We all have those fears we can't get over no matter what. I'm still afraid of lightning to this day. When it happens, I go to Sonic for protection. I suggest you go to someone you trust for protection as well.
From Olivia: Hey Sonic, Hey Tails. Thank you so much for the advice on bullying. It really makes me feel better about myself. Due to my autism, I am very very very sensitive. Or bullying hurts my feelings..
Anyways, here is the question and it's for Sonic and Tails.
To both of you: Do you any tips to stop being shy when chatting to new people? I am very very shy.
Tails: I was shy too when I first met Sonic, but he came to accept me. Here's one thing I highly suggest. Be yourself. Don't try to be someone you're not. Your main goal is to make people like you for you.
Sonic: Approach others with a nice smile. Ask to sit with them at lunch. If they say yes, then you're on the right track. Talk to them and let them get to know you. Every good person is cool in their own way, and you're no exception. You just gotta open up and show others who you are, and you might be able to make a lot of friends!
From Sonic Fan: Now that Bowser is down and out with his Ask session ancient history...will there be a Ask Sonic: SEASON 3 in the future after the third season of Ask Mario when it eventually comes out? I hope so, because I love asking you and your friends questions, Sonic!
Sonic: Oh don't worry. There will! Just don't expect it for a very long time, since mariobroultimate's taking a break from qna after this season.
From Sonic X: Yo, Modern-Sonic! Now that Shell-Head's Ask Series is over, you wanna have a race with me just for fun? (Winks at his Game-Counterpart)
Sonic: How could I say no to that? Sure thing, X Sonic. We'll do it after this session! Just to warn ya, though, I ain't going easy on you.
From Ohma flame: Hey sonic: where do you keep all the rings you collect in your adventures?
Tails: He keeps them in his-
Sonic covers his mouth.
Sonic: This information is strictly classified.
From Ghost-Badnik: Sonic the Hedgehog detected...(Notices both Modern-Sonic and Sonic X) Failure detection. Which is the real Sonic the Hedgehog?
(Suddenly IDW Sonic appears and smashes the 'Ghost'-Badnik into pieces, revealing it to be just a normal Badnik)
IDW Sonic: Yo! I'm IDW Sonic! Glad to finally meetcha, Modern-Sonic!
(Both Sonic and Sonic X stare at IDW Sonic)
IDW Sonic: What's wrong? You guys look like you've seen a ghost. (Grins teasingly) Not including the Ghost-Badnik, even though I was joking about it to IDW Tails back in Issue 33 of the IDW comics, but man am I glad I got my memories back and the Metal Virus is gone.
Sonic: You-You're back…
IDW Sonic: Heck yeah, I'm back! What'd I miss?
Sonic X: My friend… We've got a lot to tell you…
From The Green Giant: I can't express how much I appreciate in you and your anime-self(Sonic X) to help get my ring back, little one.
One problem, though. What do I do with this Egg-shaped annoyance? (Holds up the giant cage that still has Eggman imprisoned, as the other colorful-Vegan giants stare at the nervous and trapped evil scientist)
Sonic: Hmm… keep him in captivity for awhile. At least until the next Sonic game comes out.
Eggman: I HATE ALL OF YOU!
From Amelia-Sapphire: Hey, Sonic. There was this rumor about a month ago that Sega's making vague revelations about remakes of both Sonic Adventure games as well as finally making a third game of the first two. Could this be true, or do you think this is just beginning to reveal brand new games with still no new titles?
Sonic: I'd love a new Adventure title, but we gotta make sure it has… y'know… a GOOD story, GOOD writers, and GOOD gameplay and level design.
Tails: Yeah, I'd be wary of that.
Sonic: Okay, looks like we're done for today, Bud!
Tails: Alright. Sorry again about the long wait, guys. But we're back!