Radu24maior- walks on stage "Good evening! How is everyone?"
Audience- claps
Radu24maior- "Tonight please welcome our favorites Gregor, Luxa and Ripred!"
Audience- claps louder
Gregor, Luxa, Ripred- walk on stage
Radu24maior- notices that Gregor has a violin case. "I didn't know you played an instrument. Maybe at the end you would like to sing something?"
Gregor- "It would be my pleasure."
Radu24maior- "Ok, now please sit down and let's get on with tonight's questions!"
Everyone- takes a seat
Radu24maior- "Ripred, there is something I've been meaning to ask you. How do you do it? How do you have this attitude towards everything and everyone?"
Ripred- "Listen here, boy, I got no secret and if you ask me something similar gain I swear I will literally rip your face off."
Radu24maior- "Ouch, please, excuse me for a second." takes out a notebook and sets it on fire "I don't know what holds me from taking an AK-47 and shooting you all."
Gregor- "How many questions did you just burn?"
Radu24maior- "God knows."
Luxa- "Don't you have some questions for me?"
Radu24maior- "As a matter of fact, I do. Luxa, how does it feel to be Queen?"
Luxa- "I feel like I can do anything and no one will question me, no matter how ridiculous, embarrassing and wrong it is. Like coming here on this show."
Radu24maior- "Which one of those three would fit?"
Luxa- "All of them."
Gregor and Ripred- "You just got buuuurned!"
Radu24maior- "Shut up!" glances at watch "I guess we have to call it a day, I have an appointment at my doctor and I don't want to be late." gets up and turns towards the exit.
Gregor- "Wait! You haven't heard playing yet!"
Radu24maior- "Fine, do it fast."
Gregor- opens the case "I would like to call this song Chicago Typewriter Payback." takes a tommy gun from the case and aims it at Radu24maior
Literally everyone else present at the show tonight- freezes
Radu24maior- "Listen, Gregor, we can talk about this. There is no need for that."
Gregor- cocks the tommy gun
Radu24maior- "BEEP!"
Gregor- "The most respectable way to respond to a tommy gun."
Radu24maior- "Hey! Have the plastic surgeons ready! He is aiming for my face!"
Gregor- "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Ripred- "I think you got the wrong reference there."
Radu24maior- "I hate to admit it, but you kinda BEEPed it."
Gregor- "You are forgetting that I am the one with a tommy gun here."
Radu24maior- "Why do we always have to end with Technical Difficulties?"
Gregor- "Don't ask me, I don't know." starts shooting
Technical difficulties