Chapter Nine: Disney Princess Power

A Few Hours Earlier.

Ever since Vanellope got to OhMyDisney, things have been nothing but trouble for her. Currently, she is in a chase with some Stormtroopers that mistook her for a virus.

"YIKES!" Vanellope yelled, dodging the Trooper's lazers, "You guys' aiming SUCK!" Vanellope taunted.

"Come on, I've seen Rage & Smarty aim better than that, Blindfolded." Vanellope teased to the Troopers.

This, unfortunately for Vanellope, got to the Troopers, so their aiming got better. The shots got closer to Vanellope and she started to run faster. The chase took her inside of the building the 'ANIMATION'.

"Tails watch out, these guy are chasing me." Vanellope said to a bipedal fox, as she passed by him, and ran behind a curtain.

Vanellope had her back to a wall and was almost hyperventilating, "Okay, I think I lost them."

Her relief was cut short as she heard one of the Troopers talking, "Find her at all costs and delete her!" He ordered the other Troopers.

"Yes sir!" The other Troopers replied.

Vanellope heard their footsteps closer and closer. She thought she was done for, "Oh, it's Game Over. Wait a minute."

Just then, Vanellope noticed that the wall that she was leaning against, wasn't a wall at all, it was a door. Without hesitation, she glitched through the door just in time, as one of the Troopers looked where she was and saw nothing. Though, there was something 'interesting' about this door and the room it led to.

Vanellope thought she was in the clear, "I think I finally lost them. Can this day get any worse?!"

Vanellope then looked up.

"Why does the universe feel the need to prove me wrong?" She sighed.

Yes, as it turns out Vanellope just so happened to enter the room that had none other than the Disney Princesses.

"Um… Hi?" Vanellope said, nervously.

The Princesses were all shocked to see their intruder, and then without skipping a beat they leaped into action, surrounding Vanellope with different weapons, items, and props from the respective franchises. One even smashed a glass shoe like it was a bottle and this was a bar fight at Tappers.

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Ladies calm down, I can explain, I mean NO harm." Vanellope stated, while moving the glass shoe away from her face.

"Well, then what ARE you doing in here?" Cinderella asked.

"Yeah, this room is for Princesses ONLY." Snow White added.

"W-Well that's the thing girls," Vanellope started, "I-I'm a Princess too."

The Princesses looked at each other, they were sceptical with this claim. Then Pocahontas walked over to Vanellope and asked, "Oh really, then what kind of princess are you?"

"What do you mean, 'What kind?'" Vanellope questioned.

"Do you have magic hair?" Asked Rapunzel, showing her golden hair.

"What? No." Vanellope responded.

"Magic hands?" Asked Elsa, showing off her ice powers.

"No. I-I don't think so." Vanellope responded, looking at her hands.

"Do animals talk to you?" Asked Cinderella, who had some small forest animals (That came out from hammer space).

"Maybe. But where I'm from, some animals can just talk." Vanellope responded.

"Were you poisoned?" Asked Snow White, holding up the infamous poison apple.

"N-No!" Vanellope responded.

"Cursed?" Asked Tiana and Aurora, in unison.

"No!" Vanellope responded.

"Kidnapped or enslaved?" Asked Rapunzel and Belle, also in unison.

"No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? I Know some other Princesses that you can consult with." Vanellope suggested.

"Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?" Asked Ariel, showing her legs.

"No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!" Vanellope questioned.

"Have you ever had true love's kiss?" Asked Snow White.

"N-No. Eww. Barf!" Vanellope said, but some blush crept as she thought of, 'someone' she knows.

"Do you have daddy issues?" Asked Jasmine.

"Dad? I don't even have a mom!" Stated Vanellope.

"Well, neither do we!" Said Numerous princesses.

"See? We're similar in that regard." Vanellope said, hoping that it would put an end to this stand-off.

But, there was still some skepticism among the group.

"I don't know girls," Started Moana, "I still don't think we can trust her. She might be a virus"

"Want to call the Troopers?" Aurora asked.

"Don't bother. I think we can take this little bug." Anna replied, cracking her knuckles.

Vanellope was worried. It really seemed like she was at the end of her liquorice string. Luckily for her, a thought came into her head.

"Wait, I can prove to you guys that I'm a princess." Vanellope reached into her seemingly infinite pockets and pulled out her candy themed princess sceptre.

"Now watch this." Vanellope said, as she held it up in the air.

Song: (Sugar Rush: by AKB48) Starts - 2:15

A pink glow formed around Vanellope, as her pink gown started to spawn on her. After her gown, her white gloves spawn on her. Finally, her tiara spawn on her head.

Song: (Sugar Rush: by AKB48) Stops - 2:35

"See?" Vanellope asked.

"Pretty dress and transformation with music…" Cinderella started.

"She is a Princess!" All the princesses cheered in unison, while Snow White vocalizes.

"I always thought that my transformation was an anime reference." Vanellope admitted.

"What's an anime?" Questioned Ariel.

"I have no idea." Vanellope shrugged.

"Oh." Ariel sighed.

"So see, we're all princesses here." Vanellope stated.

"Well technically," Aurora started, "Mulan's not a princess, but we just let her hang out here to make her feel better."

"HEY!" Mulan yelled.

"See?" Vanellope asked, "No reason to slice n' dice the little girl."

"Alright everyone," Tiana started, "She's good."

Then, Vanellope started to tug at her collar, "Man, these things are stuffy. How do you girls deal with these things?"

"I can only deal with this most of the time. Other times, not so much." Belle responded.

"Same here," Snow White interjected, "I guess that's why you do all your princess responsibilities in those other clothes."

"Well actually, while my code says I'm a princess, I changed my title to President." Vanellope stated. "President Vanellope von Schweetz of Sugar Rush."

"Ohh, someone's fancy." Said Elsa.

"Oh, stop." Vanellope giggled.

"Oh, I'd so love to have some clothes like that of my own." Cinderella stated.

"As would I." Said Aurora.

"Me, too!" Added Moana.

"So cool!" Elsa also added.

"Best outfit ever!" Cheered Rapunzel.

"I want one too, you guys!" Ariel also cheered.

"Then it's settled!" Cinderella said, slamming her fist into her hand, "I'll get my mice on this."

"The WHAT!?" Vanellope questioned.

*Disney logo comes up with the old Batman theme playing*

"Oh that's what you meant." Vanellope sighed.

We cut to the princesses all wearing casual clothes and just relaxing and having a good time.

"*sighs* This is so lovely. All hail President Vanellope, the queen of comfy." Cinderella cheered, as did the other princesses.

"Oh, it's nothing much." Vanellope shrugged.

Ariel started talking, in rhythm "Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt." She was singing, "I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?" Vanellope questioned.

"Uh, she's singing. Obviously." Jasmine answered.

"Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right? Or did I overdo it on the Pixy Stix again?" Vanellope wondered.

"That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams or problems." Tiana answered.

"Oh, that's never happened to me, mainly because I don't really sing." Vanellope replied.

"Why don't you give it a try? What is it that's bothering you? Sing about that." Rapunzel insisted.

"Oh no can do." Vanellope responded.

"Why not?" Belle asked.

"Because I got no problems right now." Vanellope insisted, "I'm just here for a small vacation, and besides, my…" she paused for a second, "Friends, know where I am." She said, (in denial).

"Oh, well, that's great for you." Mulan said, with an uncertain tone in her voice. In fact all the Princesses were skeptical of Vanellope's claim. But they were respectable enough to not pressure her.

"Well remember, if you ever feel troubled, just try to find your song." Belle reminded.

"Oi, all you lassies can stop with the talking of yer, musical singing with the tiny woodlan creatures and the deifyin' of the physics." Merida complained, in her thick Scottish accent.

"Uh-huh. What did she just say?" Vanellope questioned.

"We don't know." Tiana answered.

"We can't understand her." Moana added.

"She's from the other studio." Anna also added.

"Ah." Vanellope responded.

"Besides," Snow White started, "She's just jealous that she wasn't in a proper musical." She teased.

Merida took offence to that, "AY! Don't ya makin' me have to be shootin an arrow in that smug face of yours. Don't ya dare be testin' me." She warned.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry." Snow White said, as she backed up.

Just then, there's a knock at the door and C-3PO enters, "Five minutes, Princesses. Another 'Which Disney Princess are you?' quizlet starts in five minutes." He tells them as he then leaves.

"Okay, thank you." Thanked Jasmine.

"Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls." Tiana stated.

"It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. You're a nice friend." Said Aurora.

Vanellope then looked at the Princesses and asked, "Hey, is there any chance that I could stay here by myself for a few minutes? You know, just until those Trooper guys are gone and the coast is clear?"

"I don't see why not." Belle responded, "Just remember to stay out of trouble."

"I will." Vanellope shot back.

"Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!" Merida stated, in her thick Scottish accent.

"WHAT ARE SAYING!" Snow White Yelled.

Vanellope couldn't help but to laugh, as she looked around, she really seemed to be enjoying hanging out with her new… 'Friends'. That was the word, 'Friends'. It made her think of her 'Friends' back home, if she could even call them that. She believes that the only reason that the Princesses want to be actual 'Friends' with her is because they don't know of her sad past, and therefore, don't pity her. She believes that she needs to keep it that way. Other than that Vanellope does not know what she wants or needs, anything else she thinks that she knows is one thing about her home,

'I'm NEVER going back.'

NOTES: Let me let you all in on a little secret, I was both simultaneously excited for, and dreading, getting to this chapter. Mainly because how I wanted to handle "that" part of the scene. (RANT TIME), okay, let me start out by saying I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FARFETCH'D what side of the political spectrum you stand on. My personal morals make it so that I do not judge someone based on that alone. Everyone can have their own views, I don't have to agree with you, but hey, as long as you're NOT shoving your political views down my throat or as long as you're NOT belittling someone just for existing a certain way, I will treat you with the same amount of respect that you give me. UNDERSTAND! Anyway, now that that rant is over, time for the rant about why I removed Rapunzel's line and replaced how they found out that Vanellope is a Princess/ President with my headcanon of how Vanellope put on her dress. Personally, I think RBTI really did my two favorite Disney Princesses, (Vanellope & Rapunzel) dirty. Vanellope's character assassination was kinda obvious, (and I'm saving that rant for later), but with Rapunzel, MY GOD! It's good to know that Eugene's sacrifice meant fucking NOTHING TO YOU! But then again, if the line was said by any of the other Princesses, it would either, A; make no sense at all, i.e. Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Merida, Anna, Elsa, and Moana. Hell, even Jasmine and even Cinderella, to some extent. Or, B; much like coming from Rapunzel, UNGODLY HYPOCRITICAL, and could be seen as a distasteful slap in the face to their stories, i.e. Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine. Also, I just want to point out that Vanellope going "Yes! What is up with that?" doesn't make any either. I mean how would she know? It's not like her "Friends'' over in Sugar Rush, or hell, even the entire arcade, mentioned it. In the few milliseconds we see Taffyta in the movie, it's not like she's insulting her because of it, (because actually, that would be kinda out of character for Taffyta and the other Racers). So bottom line, I removed it. As for everything else, it's mostly kept the same, with a few minor tweaks to fit the new bases of the story. Also, I tried to make the Princesses less DUMB, I mean damn, did it seem like they only had a combined IQ of negative twelve in this movie. Other than that, this scene really didn't bother me that much, well other than THAT line and what the impact of this scene inevitability lead into happening on the ENDING (soon). Anyways, next chapter we'll be finally getting to BuzzzTube and meeting one of my BIGGEST changes. Stay Tuned.