Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the teams were no more, and it was a free-for-all race to the floating machines for a regatta to boat around Wawanakwa! But, some floated better than others, for some reason- (Coughs) Mal!" (Coughs again). "And Chef supplied some dynamite entertainment! Lindsay won the challenge, and Duncan proved he still had a little villain in him, by blowing up Chef's hot air balloon! And my beautiful cottage was destroyed!" (Sniffles a bit.) "By one of my interns!" (Then he recovers) "In the end, Cameron was flushed unexpectedly, by Mal!"
(Cut to Chris on the dock of shame.)
Chris: "Seven players move on; soon, one more will be gone! Who will it be? Stick around and see, here on a very special episode of Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Opening credits)
(Cut to the spa-hotel, where Duncan & Lindsay were looking for something.)
Lindsay: "I still don't know why Cameron was voted out?"
Duncan: "I don't know how.. But what is this?" (Finds a DVD on the floor.) "Mal's Greatest Hits? Oh no.."
(Cut over to the control room, where Duncan & Lindsay walk inside, as Duncan puts the DVD into a nearby player, and it begins showing all of Mal's deeds since he appeared: including smashing Lindsay's make-up supplies, breaking Sam's GameGuy apart, tripping Cameron, and rigging the votes from last episode. It then cuts to Mal standing outside the loser cabin, holding the tampered votes.)
Mal: "Time to plant some evidence!" (Walks into the cabin)
(Mal plants the votes under Lindsay's pillow)
Mal: (Fake shock) "Oh, Lindsay, how could you?" (Laughs as he walks off)
(Duncan & Lindsay both gasped in shock.)
Lindsay: "That's Mal?"
(Duncan nods.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "He's right! Duncan is right!"
Duncan: "Told ya! Told ya this would work out!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "Wow! You were right Duncan! I hope he'll turn back to Mike soon."
Duncan: "I hope so too."
(Cut to Gwen, Mal, and Zoey outside the cabin.)
Zoey: (Worried) "I didn't vote for Cameron, honest!
Mal: (Faking worry) "Uh, me neither! But someone's been up to no good! We should search the cabin and see if we find any clues!"
Gwen: "Yeah, we should!"
(Neither of them notices Lindsay slipping out of the loser cabin silently.)
(Cut to inside the cabin as the new trio enter)
Mal: (Points to the other side of the cabin) "Uh, yeah, you guys better check over there!"
Gwen: (Peeks inside the boiler) "Nope, uh, Zoey?"
Zoey: (Looking through the drawers) "No clues in the drawers either!"
(Mal walks expectantly over to Alejandro's bed, smirking and picks up the pillow; only to find there is nothing there)
Mal: (Normal voice) "What?"
Zoey: "Anything there?"
Mal: (Back in his Mike voice) "Well yea- uh..." (Actually looking confused) "No."
(Gwen sees something sticking out of Mike's bed. He pulls out the tampered votes and gasps.)
Gwen: (Points angrily at Mal) "You!"
(Mal nervously shifts his eyes, only for the camera to pan out, revealing Duncan & Lindsay were watching this on the monitor)
Duncan: "See? Told you it would work!"
Lindsay: "I can't believe Mike would do that to Cam!" (A DVD pops out, & Lindsay puts it away.) "We should show this to Courtney!"
Duncan: "I don't think she'll believe both of us. And speaking of Courtney. I uh.." (Rubs sheepishly)
Lindsay: (Confused) "You what?"
Duncan: "I.. Uh.." (Sighs in defeat) "Still have feelings for her.."
Lindsay: (Gasps in shock)
CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "Knew that was coming.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "Is that true?"
Duncan: "Yeah! I just miss her yelling, her pretty face, & more."
Lindsay: "Ok. I believe you. But when did you break-up?"
Duncan: "A long time ago. But we need to sleep before the next challenge starts tomorrow. Ok?"
Lindsay: (Yawns) "Ok.."
(Cut back to the cabin)
Mal: "Heh, ok, as if! Why would I stick them under MY mattress and then suggest searching the cabin?"
Zoey: "He's right, Gwen; it makes no sense!"
Gwen: (Rips the papers apart.) "None of it does! It's unlike any equation I've ever encountered!"
Mal: (Puts his hand on Gwen's shoulder.) "Come on Gwen, you know you can trust me..."
Gwen: (Slaps Mal's hand away) "No, I can't trust anyone! I'm a lone wolf! I'm like the new Lightning! Sha-something! All thanks to you!" (Runs off)
(Mal sighs)
Zoey: "Don't worry, Mike, I'll talk to her."
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Chris said the vote was unanimous. But how is that possible? I didn't vote for Cameron! Someone tampered with the votes! But, who, how... and why? WHY?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to next morning)
Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Challenge time! Proceed to the McLean spa library, pronto!"
(Cut to Scott walking out of the cabins, only for one of the boards to break under his foot)
Scott: "Whoa! (Falls to the ground) Ow, ow, ow, ow!" (Courtney clears her throat; Scott cringes and fake sniffs his armpit) "Uh, I was just making sure I don't stink... And I don't, seriously."
(Duncan was hiding in the bushes, watching Courtney & Scott.)
Courtney: (Laughs nervously) "Uh, let's pretend I just showed up now."
Scott: "Cool. (Notices Courtney walking towards him) -oh wait, don't do it!"
(Courtney trips and falls on top of Scott… only to have them accidentally kissing. Courtney gasps.)
Duncan: (Gasps in shock) "It can't be!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "That was... totally an accident!" (Squeals in delight)
Scott: (Triumphantly) "We kissed! (Sadly) I did stink a little."
Duncan: (Growls) "What did I just see?!" (Looks around) "Hopefully they didn't notice that I still have feelings for Courtney.." (Gulps)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Both of them stand up; Scott lifts his leg and pulls his shoelace off. He turns around and fashions it into a ring, holding it out to Courtney.)
Scott: "Will you be my boyfriend? (The ring shocks Courtney) Uh, no, uh, my boyfriend- (Groans) Uh, me yours, me boy -just... Will you go out with me?!"
Courtney: (Grabs the ring gingerly) "Yes!"
(Duncan starts to growl silently in the bushes.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "Pfft.. A shoe lace as a ring? Please!" (Laughs)
Courtney: (Holding the ring) "My first ring! I'll keep it in my pocket. No way his shoelace goes on my finger!" (Whispers conspiratorially) "Boys pee outside! In the dark!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Mal stands on the porch of the spa hotel, and clears his throat)
Mal: (Calls into the spa hotel, faking it) "I won't do it! No, Duncan was my friend!"
(Duncan walks up behind him.)
Duncan: "Um.. What are you doing?"
Mal: (Pretends to be surprised) "Hey! Pfft, Scott and Lindsay were just saying bad stuff about you."
Duncan: (Shocked) "I thought me & Lindsay were friends!"
Mal: "Gwen and Courtney too!"
Duncan: (Growls) "Come on! It's not even true! I've just remained friends with Gwen, while I'm friends Lindsay! I mean, I'm sorry I couldn't trust you. You're just getting on my nerves right now.."
Mal: "Good! but you're still in danger. Right now, it's three to four, you, Zoey and me versus everyone else!"
Duncan: (Raises his eyebrows) "But how?"
Mal: (Grinning deviously) "We'll think of something."
(Cut to all the contestants inside the control room, Chef holding a cup of coffee and Chris mysteriously absent.)
Courtney: "Where's Chris?"
Chef: "Just shut up, you'll see in a minute!" (Sips his coffee)
Lindsay: (Notices Duncan glaring at her.) "Uh, Duncan? Are you ok?" (Duncan just looks away and huffs.)
(One of the screens cuts to Chris out in a clearing in the woods, where a banquet is set up, wearing a party hat and holding a party blower, which he blows on, standing in front of a cake with the number 100 in candle form.)
Chris: " Hello, & Welcome to episode 100 of Total Drama!" (Everyone shares a nervous glance.) "To celebrate, I have an extra special, 100th episode challenge!" (Doesn't notice a creepy figure lurking around the table. Chris reads off a sheet of paper.) I sure hope no one is allergic to rhinoceroses! Or fire, or poison, or smallpox, gluten." (He continues as Ezekiel creeps up behind him, breathing heavily. Chris doesn't notice.)
Gwen: (Scared) "Is that-"
Lindsay: (Confused) "Who's that green creepy guy?"
Chris: (Still oblivious to Ezekiel) "Pure, real formaldehyde, terror, tree nuts-"
Contestants: "Look out!"
Duncan: "Someone's here to rape you!"
Chris: (Flatly) "Please, don't interrupt. I'm-"
(Before he can continue, Ezekiel lunges down from the top of the screen, bagging Chris in a potato sack, before lunging at the camera and causing it to lose connection. Chef spits out his coffee, splattering it against the screen and dripping all over the electronics, fizzling them out. A deep humming was heard as each of the monitors cut out.)
Chef: (Afraid) "I-that can't-AGH!" (Cries out and drops his mug on the floor, which it breaks.) "New challenge; FIND CHRIS!"
Gwen: "You want us to hunt for ZEKE? No way, he's psycho crazy!"
Lindsay: (To Duncan) "Was that really Zeke?"
Duncan: (Nodding) "Yep."
Chef: (Annoyed) "Hey, if no one saves Chris, there ain't no show! Which means no winner, and no million dollars!"
Mal: "What?"
Courtney: "That's not fair!"
Duncan: "C'mon Chef!"
Zoey: "Wait! We accept this challenge, but only if the one who finds Chris gets immunity for the next vote!"
Courtney: "And permanent residence in the spa hotel for as long as they're in the competition!"
Duncan: "And the eliminated contestant gets to send someone to Boney Island!"
Chef: "Fine, deal! Just find Chris!"
Zoey: "Last season, Zeke was living in the mines ...Maybe that's where he took Chris?"
Chef: "To the mines!"
(Cut to the mines, where the main entrance is sealed off with rocks; the contestants/Chef stand outside.)
Mal: "Huh, looks like it's still sealed up."
Lindsay: "Maybe there's another way in?"
Chef: (Tosses them all flashlights.) "Then find it! I'm heading back to the hotel to see if I can get the monitors working." (Runs off)
Gwen: (Turns to Courtney and Scott who smile at each other.) "Let's do this!"
Scott: "Um, yeah, sorry but, it's our one hour anniversary, and three's a crowd." (He runs off.) Bye!"
Courtney: (Giggles and runs after Scott) "Sorry Gwen!"
Gwen: (Notices Lindsay's group) "Ooh, wait up!"
(Duncan groans guilty.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (Groans) "Seriously, What is up with these people? Especially Courtney & Duncan?"
Duncan: "She disses me then wants to hang out with me? Make up your mind, Gwen!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to Courtney and Scott, following a trail of footprints which leads to a cave entrance.)
Courtney: (Points to the entrance) "Look, this must be where Zeke gets in and out!"
Scott: "Ladies first!" (Pauses awkwardly) "Or is that wrong cause this is dangerous? Or is that wrong cause this is the 21st century? Or is it the 22nd?" (Courtney rolls her eyes and turns on her flashlight, walking ahead) "Ah, cool. I'll make sure he doesn't sneak up on us from behind." (Follows behind her)
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: "I have NO idea how to be a boyfriend. The only advice my dad ever gave me about dating was 'If you're ever in Holland, go Dutch'. (Thinks for a second) Oooh... (He laughs) I get it now."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to Gwen, Duncan, Lindsay, Mal and Zoey inspecting several holes in the ground.)
Mal: (Shines his flashlight down one of the holes) "I bet this leads down to the mine!"
Lindsay: (Shines his flashlight down a hole, & gasps) "There's another hole over here! (Points to a different hole) And here too!"
Gwen: (Pacing back and forth, her eyes wide open) "Oh nononono, I can't go down a hole! I've got a phobia about being buried alive, no way I ca-" (She steps on a hollow piece of ground and the ground crumbles from under her feet, sending her plummeting and screaming.)
Zoey: (Jumps in after Gwen) "Gwen!"
(Duncan & Lindsay both look in shock, while Mal grins evily.)
Duncan: "Do you think she'll be ok?"
Mal: "Maybe.." (Points to the hole below them) "Come on, guys; I have a good feeling about this one!"
Duncan: "Shouldn't we follow the girls?"
(Mal grabs Duncan's arm, and jumps into the hole, dragging Duncan with him, screaming.)
Lindsay: (Gasps) "Duncan! Well.." (Gulps & walks to a hole.) "Here goes nothing.." (Jumps to a hole & screams.)
(Cut to a close up of Chris still in the potato sack, it is lifted off of his head and he is now tied up, his hair oddly floating upwards.)
Chris: (Chuckles nervously) "Hardy har, har, Chef, yep, you got me!" (The camera rotates and zooms out, revealing that Chris is now dangling over a pit of toxic goo, Ezekiel hunched over nearby) "Chef?" (Ezekiel breathes heavily in a laugh-like way, rubbing his hands/claws together) "Ezekiel?" (Laughs a bit) "Hey, buddy! Looking good..." (Zoom in on Ezekiel's sharpened teeth as drool comes out) "Quite the killer drool you got there, (The drool drips down onto the ground, sizzling as it eats through the rock. Chris gets more nervous) "That's toxic waste exposure there... for yah... am I right? Um..." (Ezekiel growls) "What's up, you upset with me, or something?" (Ezekiel makes inhuman noises and waves his arm like he's trying to communicate) "Um, I'm not very well versed in Freakezoidal interpretive dance... But I'll take that as a yes!"
(Cut to Duncan and Mal walking along in the mineshaft, Mal grinning maliciously behind Duncan's back.)
Duncan: (Calling out.) "Zoey? Gwen? Hello? Anybody here? It's me! Duncan!"
Mal: (Faking disappointment) "Awww nuts... I guess the holes took us to different areas of the mine." (He smirks evilly)
(Cut to Gwen in the middle of a pitch-black cave. Her flashlight flickering on and off)
Gwen: (Terrified) "Come on, work! Ok, you can do this... Don't panic..." (Her flashlight goes out entirely and she screams)
(The sound pours through one of the speakers in the control room; one of the interns fiddles with electrical cords on the floor with Chef overlooking him)
Chef: "We got sound! Now where's the dang picture?" (The intern points to the camera, Chef looks into it speaking indignantly) "Oh, you want an update? I got no idea what Zeke is up to, where Chris is, or where the kids are at! And I got no idea how we gonna figure out any of that with the monitors off!"
Intern: (Coughs) "On Total Drama All-"
Chef: "Fix the monitor!"
(Commercial break)
(Cut back to Lindsay falling down into the hole, with a thud, & she rubs her butt in pain.)
Lindsay: (Groaning in pain.) "Oww.. That must've hurt.. I think I'm lost! Hello?! Anyone here?! Please help me! I can't even see! Hello?"
(Cut back to the pitch-black cavern; only Gwen's eyes can be seen. Suddenly a flashlight turns on in front of her and she screams in terror. Zoey is holding the flashlight.)
Gwen: (Voice breaks) "Zoey!
Zoey: (Smiles) "There you are."
Gwen: "You scared me half to death!" (Clings to Zoey in a big hug.) "Thank you so much!" (Snaps back to her terrified state) "Don't ever do that again!" (Hugs Zoey again) "You're the best!"
Zoey: (Pats Gwen on the back) "I'm here, I'm here..." (Gwen backs off and looks around terrified) Deep breath in. (Gwen inhales deeply. Zoey holds out her finger upwards) Blow out the candle! (Gwen blows on it as if it were a candle) Better? (Gwen nods silently) "Good, let's keep moving."
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (Impressed) "Man, she's good!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to Mal and Duncan walking along.)
Mal: "We need to figure out who to pull over to our side. Lindsay can be dumb & clumsy, and Gwen and Courtney are too tight... That leaves Scott."
Duncan: "What? He's not going to team up with me!"
Mal: (Smirks) "He might, if we can drive a wedge between him and Courtney!" (Gasps and they stop.) "And I know exactly how to do it! Just kiss her in front of him!"
Duncan: "Are you serious dude? She'll kill me for that!"
Mal: (Giggles) "No she won't! You gotta make it look like she kissed you! Then you'll both be guys she toyed with! Instant camaraderie!"
Duncan: "I don't know what you're talking about, man.." (He walks off, Mal narrows his eyes into a glare and follows.)
(Cut to Ezekiel glaring at Chris, who is reflected in his dulled and reddened eyes)
Chris: (Laughs, as he speaks, Ezekiel's breathing becomes more and more ragged) "Where's all this anger coming from? Was it season 3, when I kicked you off the plane, made everyone hunt you down, and threw you into a volcano? Huh? Was it last year, when I threw you in a mine filled with toxic waste?" (Ezekiel's growling grows louder) "Ooh, oh, was it this season, when I flew you back in, just to boot you out again."
(Ezekiel lets out a loud, cave-shaking roar)
Chris: (Nervously) "Naww, you would let a little thing like worldwide-televised humiliation come between us, would yah?"
(Ezekiel pulls out a box containing two rats)
Chris: (Falsely) "Cute pets!" (Cringes nervously)
(Cut to Gwen and Zoey still walking along. Scampering sounds can be heard as Gwen looks back and forth nervously)
Gwen: "Did you hear that? I heard that, did you hear me hearing it?"
(Zoey gives a short scream and the growling got louder. Gwen sees Zoey gone and the flashlight on the ground and screams.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (Sitting in the fetal position, sideways, making several incomprehensible 'eep'ing' noises with her eyes wide in traumatized terror.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the control room again, the intern under the dashboard fixing the wiring. The monitors turn back on showing Ezekiel's holding chamber)
Chef: "We've got picture!" (One of the monitors shows Zoey trapped in a makeshift jail cell, the other showing Chris dangling over the pit) "What in tarnation is-" (He gasps heavily)
CONFESSIONAL:
Chef: (Curled up into the same fetal state as Gwen was in the confessional, making similar incomprehensible 'eeps')
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to Lindsay still walking alone in the dark.)
Lindsay: "I said hello?! I hope Tyler will come & get-" (Suddenly someone grabbed her as she let out a shriek.)
(Cut to Scott leading Courtney along.)
Scott: (Awkwardly) "I like your eyes; both of them... on your face. they look good."
Courtney: "Oh, (Darts her eyes nervously) Thanks! I like yours too!"
Scott: (Accidentally shining his flashlight in Courtney's eyes) "Both of them?"
Courtney: (Squinting) "Ok, sure. Can you stop burning my retina's now? I can't see anythi-" (She walks off the edge of a cliff and falls downward)
Scott: (In fear) "Courtney!" (Drops his flashlight and dives after her) "I'm your girlfriend!"
(Cut to Duncan and Mal again, they stop as they hear Courtney and Scott's screams.)
Duncan: " Uh, do you hear something?
(Mal shrugs, as Scott and Courtney slide in from the hole behind them, bowling them over.)
Mal: (Notices Courtney, gasps in surprise, and whispers to Duncan.) "This is your chance, kiss her, do it, hurry!"
Duncan: "But-"
Mal: (In normal voice) "Just do it!"
Duncan: "What-"
(Mal quickly shoves a shocked Duncan into Courtney's face, kissing her. Mal grins evilly and Scott growls as he sees this, while Courtney is growling furiously at Duncan.)
Duncan: "Sorry! Uh, I mean, whoa! Why'd you kiss me, Princess?! WHY?!"
(Courtney gasps in shock.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: (Curled up in the same position as Gwen & Chef.) "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dead!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Scott growls, then looks shocked at Courtney.)
Scott: "You kissed your ex?! WHY?!"
Courtney: "I, what are you-"
Scott: "After all of this, you decided to betray me & kiss your ex in front of me?!"
Courtney: "Scott! Please Just listen to me!"
Scott: "Nope! I don't want to hear any of your stupid-" (He was suddenly cut off as someone grabbed him out of the area, screaming.)
(Mal grins evily & walks away, while Courtney continues to growl furiously at Duncan.)
Duncan: (Gulps & backs away.) "Um.. Courtney? I can explain!"
Courtney: (Screams in anger, runs to Duncan, lunges over him, tackles him on the floor, & starts beating him up with her fists & legs.) "HOW *bleep*ING DARE YOU KISS ME IN FRONT OF SCOTT! ME & SCOTT JUST STARTED A RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER & YOU RUINED IT! I- *punch* *bleep*ING- *slap* HATE- *kick* YOU! *punch* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?! I HOPE YOU GO HOME NEXT YOU GIRLFRIEND STEALER!" (She stops beating him up.)
Duncan: (Bruised up) "Look! I swear It was an accident! Mal forced me to do this!"
(Duncan and Courtney don't notice Ezekiel's shadow falling over the two.)
Courtney: "WHO THE *bleep* IS MAL?!"
Duncan: (Starts yelling back) "You don't even under-"
(Ezekiel roars and lunges at them as they cling to each other screaming in fear.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: (Screams at the top of her lungs) "I *bleep*ing hate that jerk! First he cheated on me with Gwen, & now he made me cheat on Scott! That jerk-face! He's SO going home!" (Screams at the top of her lungs again which causes the camera's lens to cause a crack on the screen.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut back to the control room where Chef is intently watching the screens as he shovels mint chocolate ice cream into his mouth from a giant tub. The intern looks at him weirdly)
Chef: (Defensively) "What? I eat when I'm stressed! Zoom in on the rope holding Chris!" (The monitor showing Chris zooms in on the two rats gnawing away at the rope. Chef gasps) "We're gonna need more ice cream."
(Cut to the cage where Zoey, Duncan & Lindsay are, Courtney and Scott waking up inside, rubbing their heads, while Duncan was seen laying on the floor with bruises, groaning in pain.)
Lindsay: (Gasps in shock & walks to Duncan.) "Duncan! What happened?"
Zoey: (Walks to Duncan.) "Yeah! What happened?"
Duncan: (Groaning in pain.) "Mal forced me to kiss Courtney, & I did it. So Courtney started to beat me up really bad because of it."
(They both gasp in shock.)
Lindsay: "That's terrible!"
Zoey: (Comforts Duncan.) "Don't worry Duncan. We believe you."
Duncan: "Thanks girls. Lindsay, even though I still have feelings for Courtney, wanna try & vote her off tonight?"
(Lindsay nods her head.)
Duncan: (Grins) "Good."
Zoey: (At Courtney & Scott.) "But thank goodness you guys are ok!"
Scott: (Angered) "Do you know what's not ok?" (Turns to Courtney) "That you kissed Duncan! Your *bleep*ing ex! And on our two hour anniversary! That's just cold."
Courtney: "I'm telling you, that jerk kissed me!"
Scott: (Stands up) "That's not what I saw!"
Courtney: "Well if you don't believe me, I don't want your dumb shoelace ring!" (Tosses said ring into his hands.)
Scott: "Good, cause having one loose sneaker was making… me… CRAZY!"
(Lindsay & Zoey are now huddling in the corner in the fetal position.)
Courtney: (At Duncan.) "This is all your fault, Duncan! All, your, FAULT!"
(Duncan sighs miserably at this.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "The sad thing is, this isn't the worst party I've ever been to."
Lindsay: "Poor Duncan.. I hope he feels better.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to Mal, back to normal, grinning evily still walking.)
Mal: "That should teach him a lesson." (Whistles his eerie tune again, grinning evilly)
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: Gravity times 'skull arms' equals five minutes max when Duncan got beat up by his ex. (He laughs maliciously.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut back to the control room, a pile of empty ice cream tubs takes up the floor. The intern pops out from under it, looking up at an angry Chef.)
Chef: "We're out of ice cream. Total Drama will NOT end on episode 100!" (He pulls out a bazooka, loading it up, and runs off, leaving the intern shrugging.)
(Cut back to the cage, where Courtney is still glaring at Duncan furiously, while Lindsay & Zoey were checking on him.)
Zoey: "Don't worry Duncan. I'm pretty sure you'll be ok."
Duncan: (Sighs) "Hope so too Zoe.."
Lindsay: "By the way, isn't it supposed to be a party over here?"
(Suddenly she and the rest of the caged contestants yelp as some brown substance is tossed at them.)
Zoey: "Please tell me this is fudge…"
Scott: (Licks his arm nervously) "Yep, it's fudge."
Courtney: "Ew... thank goodness!"
(Pan over to where Zeke is standing, over by the 100th episode party table, tossing fudge from the refreshments. The Contestants scream as he throws more fudge at them (Scott saying yum))
Zoey: (Fudge splatters on her) "Ow! Oh, I hope Mike & Gwen are having better luck."
Duncan: "Hope so too.. But I still can't believe about what Mal did to me.."
(Cut to the top of the pit, light shining down on it from an unknown source)
Mal: (Grunts off-screen, faking concern) "Hello Gwen, you still there?" (Grins maliciously as he holds up a giant boulder, speaking normally) "You won't be for long!" (Looks down at the empty pit and looked mildly disappointed, tossing the boulder down) "Well, that's one problem down."
(Out of the pit's darkness, Ezekiel jumps him, as Mal let out a shriek.)
(Cut to Mal inside the prison, rubbing his head.)
Zoey: (Walks over to Mal and helps him up) "Mike, are you ok?"
Courtney: "I guess it's all up to Gwen now.."
Duncan: "Yeah, right.."
(Cut to the rats eating through Chris' ropes)
Chris: (Nervously) "Yo, little rodents! Uh, let's make a deal here! I know a cheese artisan! Surely we could work something out!?" (One of the rope's threads snaps, stopping him inches from the acidic waste below. The rats looked down at him for a second before chewing at the final strand.)
Chris: "Ok, getting scaredy!" (Calls out in fear) "Heeelp!"
(Cut to the cavernous path, where Gwen comes across several colorful streamers.)
Gwen: "I guess that's the party where Chris is planning.."
Chris: (Off-screen) "Heeeelp!"
Gwen: "Holy *bleep!* He really is in trouble!"
(Chef suddenly runs past Gwen, carrying his meatball cannon. Cut back to Chris.)
Chris: (Absolutely terrified) "I said, HEEEELLLLP!"
(Pan over to Chef who skids to a halt near the entrance.)
Chef: "Chris!"
(The others cheer. Chef screams when he sees the rats, and smacks them away with a stick.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "Phew! Chris was so close by being turned into a skeleton!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Indignantly) "What the hell, took you so long?" (Sniffs) "And why the *bleep* do you smell like mint chocolate ice cream?! (Chef looks sheepish)
(A snarling is heard and the four of them look to the source, and scream in terror as Ezekiel holds the meatball cannon. Zeke fires at Chef, coating him in meatballs and causing him to fall over, & the contestants gasp in shock.)
Chris: "Zeke, Zeke, let's talk about this!"
(Ezekiel drops the cannon runs on all fours towards the three of them. While Gwen peeks behind his throne.)
Gwen: "There's got to be a way to stop Zeke!" (Gasps) "I'll distract him & shoot him!" (Runs out to the open sneakily, & gets the meatball cannon.) "Hey Zeke! Over here!" (Waves her arms) I'm a big distraction!"
(Ezekiel stops, and vomits out acidic goop at Gwen; but the goop misses. As she runs.)
Gwen: "Ha! You missed!"
(Ezekiel hisses triumphantly.)
Gwen: (Gasps in shock, & points the other direction.) "Hey look! Anne Maria is coming!"
(Ezekiel gasps in surprise, Then Gwen picks up the meatball cannon, fires it and sticks Zeke to his 'throne' leaving him screaming and gargling in anger. Everyone cheers. and Chris falls to the ground. Gwen looks down on him.)
Chris: (Angered) "Could have been a little gentle!" (Stands up to Gwen, untied.) "But seriously, we've gotta get the hell out of here here before Ezeke-"
(They both gasp and look at Zeke's throne, where Zeke has disappeared.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Calmly, smiling in false serenity) "For the record, I would like to state that, I, Chris Mclean, am not afraid of that sad misunderstood freak show named Ezekiel. Sure, it looked like I was scared, but I was faking! I'd say that dramatic performance is worth at least 5 Gemmies!"
(Suddenly a familiar hiss and gurgle and groan is heard outside the confessional walls, causing Chris to shiver in fear.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to outside the confessional; Chris runs straight out)
Chris: "HEEEELP!"
(Mal peeks his head from behind the confessional, giggling.)
Mal: "Sucker."
(Cut to the camp fire ceremony. Where everyone is sitting. Duncan was fully recovered, while Courtney was glaring at him.)
Chris: "Gwen wins our never to be repeated, or spoken of again, challenge! She saved all of us! But more importantly, she saved me! So, I'll honor the deal Chef made. The spa hotel is yours, Gwen. The rest of you, time to vote!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: (Scribbles out Duncan's photo many times.) "See you NEVER girlfriend stealer!"
Duncan: (Looks at Courtney's photo.) "Even though I still have feelings for her, sorry Courtney." (Crosses out Courtney's photo.)
Gwen: (Looks between Duncan & Scott's photo.)
Zoey: (Crosses out a photo.)
Scott: (Growls angrily & crosses out a photo.)
Lindsay: (Crosses out Courtney's photo.)
Mal: (Grins evily & crosses out a photo.)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris: (With a plate a marshmallows.) "Ok, the following people are safe. (Tosses a marshmallow to the safe contestants.) Besides Gwen. The other ones go to.. Lindsay, Mike, & Zoey!" (Courtney was glaring at Chris & Duncan, while Duncan was just sitting here angry, & Scott was sitting nervously.) "Ok! It comes down to Courtney & her ex-boyfriends! One of you have 4 votes, the most votes out of everyone. While the other 2 have only 2 votes, & the other only has 1. So, the person safe with one vote is.." (The camera pans to the contestants with the same face expressions.) "Scott!"
Scott: (Sighs in relief) "Thank god!" (Grabs a marshmallow & eats it.)
(Courtney & Duncan both start to glare angrily at each other.)
Chris: "Well, well, well! It comes down between the former power couple of Total Drama, Courtney & Duncan!"
Courtney/Duncan: "Get on with it already!"
Chris: (Groans) "Fine! Anyways, Duncan, you're on the chopping block for kissing Courtney in front of her now-ex-boyfriend!"
Duncan: (Explains) "But it was just an accident!"
Chris: "And Courtney, you're on the block for beating up your ex."
(Courtney rolls her eyes in annoyance.)
Chris: "So, with 4 votes against, tonight's flush of shame victim is.." (Courtney & Duncan continued to glare at each other, until Chris announces who's eliminated, revealing Duncan's photo with an X.) "Duncan!" (Tosses the last marshmallow to Courtney.)
Duncan: (Sighs & rolls his eyes) "Whatever man.. I'm done with this show anyway.."
Chris: "Yeah.. Now that you're eliminated, you get to choose who's headed to be exiled on Boney Island!"
Duncan: "Oh that's easy, Courtney!" (Points at Courtney.)
(Everyone else gasps in shock.)
Courtney: (Outraged) "WHAT?! Why me?!"
Duncan: (Walks to her.) "I'm giving you that as a punishment for beating me up really bad!"
Courtney: (Punches him in the face, & kicks him in the kiwis.) "In your dreams, jerk!" (Walks to the boat as it sails off to Boney Island.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (Shocked) "Seriously?! Duncan kissed Courtney?! Wow.. Just unbelievable.."
Zoey: "I just voted for Scott. Because I would love to make friends with Courtney, & I forgive Duncan about what happened."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the flush of shame, with Duncan in it. & Lindsay sharing a hug with him. While everyone else, except Courtney were watching him.)
Lindsay: "I'm sorry you've got voted off Duncan."
Duncan: "Nah It's cool Lindsay. Because I'm the only person who've made it to the merge 4 times! And make sure you kick Mal's ass."
Lindsay (Giggles & pulls away.) "I will."
Chris: "So, any last words before you take the flush of shame, you bad boy?"
Duncan: "Yes, tell Courtney I love her."
(Everyone, except Lindsay, gasp in shock.)
Zoey: "You still have feelings for her?"
Gwen: "After all of this time?"
(Duncan nods his head.)
Zoey: "Ok, we all believe you."
Scott: (Looks away.) "Whatever.."
Gwen: "I'll talk to Courtney about the incident tomorrow. Ok?"
Duncan: "Ok Gwen, good luck."
Gwen: "Thanks Duncan."
Chris: "Ok! Hold your nose!" (Activates the button, flushing Duncan.)
Duncan: (Screaming) "Happy 100th episode Total Drama! And Courtney, I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!" (As he was sent down to the toilet.)
Chris: "Yeah, not how I wanted to celebrate the 100th episode of Total Drama. But, at least no one got hurt! Well, Duncan did by Courtney, but not me! And that's what's important, here on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(End credits)
Just unbelievable! You already knew Duncan would be eliminated for kissing Courtney in front of Scott, right? Correct!
Stay tuned for episode 10!
If you didn't like it, that's fine.
NOTE: Courtney will still be one of the protagonists in this re-write.
Votes:
Duncan - Courtney, Gwen, Mal, Scott.
Courtney - Duncan, Lindsay.
Scott - Zoey.