"FIVE. FOUR. THREE, TWO, ONE!"

"WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKETSHIP!"

"ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY!"

"LITTLE EINSTEIN!"

"COME ON- excuse me, sir? Let me go, please? I'm doing nothing wrong."

"You three are very well aware of what you did."

"Sorry, Aizawa-sensei!" Kaminari and Ashido are giving up on me! Fine then. I'll fight this war myself.

"We were screaming outside. Screaming is an essential skill in being a hero."

"No, it isn't."

"Look at Present Mic."

"You three don't have quirks relating to screaming."

"I bet if I stay on the streets long enough, I can get that quirk somehow."

"Then add afterschool detention for the rest of your UA school career."

"Aw! You could have just told me I was your favorite student! You don't have to do that!"

"Midoriya, if another word comes out of your mouth without permission, I will give you another week of detention." Great, time to shut up!

So you may be wondering what the fuckity happened?

Well, I start screaming the Little Einstein's theme. Kaminari and Ashido joined, confirming that they are my true squad. Aizawa interrupted us and used his scary face on us, only affecting the other two. And I got threatened!

Oh, and we're outside a bus because we're going on a field trip.

With everything explained, it's time to get back in action!

As the new class president, Iida has decided to control us everywhere, "Everyone please line up based on the class seating chart- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The last part is yelled as he angrily chop chops the air. Yeah, nobody is listening to him as they get on.

As it turns out, his seating chart idea was irrelevant due to the bus having a different seating concept.

Of course, I tried to get on, but Aizawa has me tied up in his stupid scarf thing. Instead of letting me go as he should, he makes me get on the bus like that. Then, he guides me to one of the front seats that are normal, and I have to look at him because that seat is small AF. I get no response. I am shoved into the window seat, where I am finally released from my captor, but now I'm forced to sit next to him.

My depression levels are rising faster than Kacchan's anger levels. Actually, they have been rising since I'm the only one in a regular UA workout uniform while everyone gets to wear their costume, but oh well.

With that, we set off!

While everyone gets to talk to their friends, I'm stuck with a hobo and banned from talking.

That was until Asui speaks up, "Hey, Midoriya?"

I look at Aizawa, and he sighs, "Don't be excessive."

My eyes sparkle in response, and I ask, "Yes?"

Asui must have caught everyone's attention because the bus is quiet, "I noticed how your quirk is similar to All Might's, kero." Plot twist: It is All Might's, lady. However, I can't say that. I have to cover myself.

"Uh, no? If I had something like his quirk, the Hero Commission would have already picked me up and forced me to become a hero."

"That's true, but you have a similar strength to it, kero."

"I'll give you that."

From there, the conversation evolves from talking about other people's quirks for hero potential (attention) to personalities.

And guess who has the worst one of them all? Nope, not me! It's Kacchan!

AND THEY ALL BULLY THE FUCK OUT OF HIM FOR IT! Honestly, I would have joined if Aizawa hadn't woken him from his nap and glared at me before passing out again.

Does he just have a thing where he knows when I'm about to start shit? If so, I hate it.

Kaminari takes the cake with, "Everyone knows you're flaming garbage mixed with garbage!" AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?!

"We're here." Aizawa interrupts as he stands up, signals for me to follow (does he not trust me by myself anymore?), and gets off.

We arrive outside of this huge building that honestly shouldn't be part of a school.

Though, I guess UA is a prestigious hero school, so this is probably normal.

As we are getting off, Aizawa leans over and tells me to stay in the front before walking ahead. Rude.

We enter the building to find it looks like someone grabbed a piece of each environment and shoved it in this building. While it was going through a natural disaster, if I may add.

Thinking about it, I think that's how God made my brain. He just grabbed the pieces of the floor and shoved it together in an attempt to make me.

Unfortunately, it worked.

The only thing that looks sane is the area we are on and the center, which has a cute little fountain in the middle. I don't know how that's necessary, but I digress.

"Welcome to the USJ, everyone!" Says the astronaut across from us. If you want an actual name, their name is Thirteen, a rescue hero. They basically are known for cleaning up debris since they can create blackholes to do that shit.

Basically, they are a vacuum.

It takes everything to not say that I was expecting much more than this. My self-control has leveled up to level one.

Aizawa goes next to Thirteen and asks, "Where's All Might?" Oh, Yagi was supposed to be here? Let me guess, he overdid his limit?

Thirteen steps closer to Aizawa and raises three fingers. If that ain't confirmation, neither is my will to live then. Aizawa scoffs, probably starting to understand my internal feelings for the man.

Thirteen starts talking to us about how quirks are powerful but can be dangerous, but I kind of ignored it. No offense, but someone in this room has used their quirk on me to decorate my skin in burn marks. I also have destroyed my limbs with my quirk, so there's that too.

I don't need this talk. I have first hand experience!

When they finish, the class and I politely clap. Thirteen starts to explain the exercise when the power suddenly shuts off.

What the-

I look towards the center to see a purple mist appear and dropping off a delivery package of people.

"Has the excersise started?" Rockboy Kirishima ask as he approachs.

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SIR! DO YOU NOT SEE HOW SUS THEY LOOK RIGHT NOW?! THEY ARE THE DEFINITION OF SUS! BESIDES, THIS IS RESCUE TRAINING, NOT A BEAT-UP SESSION!

Aizawa snaps at him, "Stay back! This is not a stimulation! Those are real villains!"

I can see the fear on everyone's face, but I'm over here like, 'so this is my luck?' Honestly, my fear

Aizawa puts on his yellow goggles, "Thirteen, protect the students! Kaminari, try to connect with your headset." Hold up. He isn't...he isn't about to hop down there, is he?

Yes. Yes he is.

Also, the headset thing didn't work. Sorry, babe.

I break my rule, "You're a dumbass if you think going down there by yourself is going to help."

Aizawa turns and glares at me (I think? I can't tell), "You know better than anybody here that I'm not a one-trick pony."

"Bitch, that's not what I'm on about. You're dealing with someone with a portal quirk. We have no idea the of capabilities of that, but it seems to be pretty substantial if they are able to transfer a large group of people like that. You don't even know their plan. They could either drop more on you, capture you, or capture us. You're basically asking for us to be kidnapped."

Aizawa seems to realize what I mean, but that doesn't stop him, "I will be a distraction until help arrives. I expect you and everyone else to get out. Got it, problem child?"

"I feel like you're directing that plan more at me than anyone else."

"This is the first time you are showing you're not dumb. I'm hoping you will use your head for once." Aizawa doesn't give me a chance to say anything else as he hops into the fray and starts beating the shit out of them.

Alright then. That's his problem, not mine.

"Let's go!" Thirteen commands of us as they lead the way. We quickly follow, but of course nothing goes our way when the purple portal appears in front of us. I look back to see that he isn't in multiple locations. I'll look into that later.

The purple portal talks, having a male voice, "So this is UA's golden eggs. I am sorry that we interrupted your training, but we have business to take care of. I am Kurogiri, and we are the League of Villains. I am afraid I have a job to do here."

At least the guy has matters?

. . .is anybody going to ask him what they are doing here? Is Thirteen just going to go into a fighting pose and hope that does something? This is BS.

I guess I have to do everything around here.

I strut to the front, "If I may ask, what kind of business are you planning? Killing us? Capturing and torturing us? Perhaps you're after a teacher? Spill the tea, darling. I don't have all day." The students look at me like I'm insane. I don't know what they expect when self-preservation was thrown out the window and burned to the ground. Actually, why is Thirteen letting me do this?

"We are here to kill the Symbol of Peace All Might." I look back at the mess below to see Aizawa kicking ass. Nobody really seems All Might Ass-Kicking worthy. I look until I find this hugeass birdbrain that looks high off of every drug possible.

I point at it, "With that? No offense, but everybody else either looks like shit or already having died to him." I will not mention the fact that Kurogiri might be able to easily just teleport All Might over a volcano and drop him to his death. Honestly, missed potential. However, I can rely on their stupidity. Sadly.

This shouldn't be something I can rely on. I would be a way better villain than them!

"You're smart," Kurogiri points out the obvious.

"No. Y'all just obvious." I think if Kurogiri had eyebrows, he would be raising them. I'm well aware of how stupid I am.

I'm about to get more information, but I'm interrupted, ruining my chances.

"DIE!" "I GOT YOU, BRO!" I watch Kacchan and Rock Boy Kirishima attack the clearly not physical part of his body, doing no damage as they drop on the ground.

I facepalm, "YOU IDIOTS! YOU JUST WASTED OUT CHANCE TO GET MORE INFORMATION!"

Kacchan turns to me and growls, "LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO GET ANYMORE INFORMATION, DEKU!"

"YOU COULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL WE SAW HIS ACTUAL BODY! WE BOTH KNOW HUMANS REQUIRE SOME SORT OF PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES IN THEIR BODY! IT'S NOT LIKE HIS MOMMA JUST FARTED OUT A BABY! WE JUST NEEDED MORE TIME THAT YOU TOOK!"

"SHUT UP, DEKU!"

Kurogiri politely interrupts us, "I'm afraid I have a job to do. Good bye."

I don't even get a chance when I fall through the ground to find myself falling into an ocean. I put my feet together because at the height Kurogiri put me at, the water is basically cement.

Don't even ask me how I didn't break my legs when I fall into the water. When I open my eyes, I see multiple villains surrounding me. The first one that catches my eye is the shark about to attack me.

Question: Do animals attributes suffer the same as regular animals? For example, if you punch a shark in the snout, it screws them up. Does that work for someone with a shark quirk as well?

I don't get a chance to answer that when I feel something wrap around my waist and pull me out of the water. I cough up the shit and see that I am now on a boat. In front of me sits Tsuyu and pervert grapeboy Mineta.

When I finish my coughing fit, I straighten up, "Thanks, Tsu."

"No problem, kero. We need to get out, ribbit." Tsuyu points to the water, and I look over the boat wall to see multiple people with sea quirks approaching.

Mineta starts freaking out and throwing his balls into the water, "WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

I helpfully supply, "I mean, you aren't wrong." I don't think it actually helps as he gets worst.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I peak over to see that the villains are not approaching the purple balls, "Huh. They don't know our quirks, so that's something. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here, Tsu, and Mineta's balls would be worthless."

Mineta keeps Tsu from speaking, "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DIE?! THE SHIP IS STARTING TO SINK TOO!" Oh shit, he right.

"Well, first off, if you don't shut the fuck up, I will not hesitate to throw you over, " Good, the muppet is quiet now, "Second, how does y'all's quirks work?"

Tsuyu taps her chin, "I have the attributes of a frog, ribbit. I can stick to walls, my tongue is really long, and I can jump super far. Oh, and I can secret acid and clean out my stomach, but I don't think that will be helpful, ribbit."

"It could freak them out, but I rather not risk it out. Now, Mineta, without freaking out, how does your quirk work?"

Mineta takes a ball off his head and places it on the wall to demonstrate, "I produce these balls that stick to anything for around 24 hours, even longer depending on how healthy I am. They can't stick to me AND ME QUIRK IS USELESS FOR THIS!"

I slap Mineta, "Get it together, boy!"

Tsuyu asks the boy, "Are you sure this whole hero business is meant for you, Mineta?" I don't let him answer.

"We'll question his life choices later. Anyway, my quirk is super-strength. However, I sacrifice my bones for it," I think for a moment, "Tsu, how far can you jump roughly? Like, if you on the Titanic right now and you had to jump into the ocean, how far before you land?"

"About ten to fifteen feet. Do you have a plan?"

"Yes. Mineta, throw more balls down there." Mineta obliges, not even bothering to argue with me as he drops them in the water, " I'm going to jump off and use my quirk to use my whirlpool. That will drag all of them to one spot, and force them to stick together with a mismatched family. As I'm falling, you're picking up Mineta, grabbing me with your tongue, and YEETing yourself as far away from the boat as possible. Got it?" Tsu nods, "You're good, Mineta. Ready for the plan?"

Tsu nods as she plucks the little shit into her arms.

With my self-preservation out the window, I jump off the boat, power One For All into a single finger, and flicking it. As suspected, the force from it does create a whirlpool. MY PLAN IS ACCURATE, YAY! I feel something grab my waist and drag me away from the mess I have create and land in the water, swimming us quickly to the beach, which happens to be right next to the center.

The center where Aizawa is fighting.

I hear a faint drowning noise, and I turn to see Tsu drowning Mineta. Alright then.

"We should get out of here, " Tsu recommends. I can see Aizawa is pretty close to his limit, causing me to thin my lips.

A loud voice interrupts my thoughts, "You are an impressive NPC, Eraserhead. However, I'm not the final boss. Nomu. Finish him."

In the blink of an eye, I see Aizawa crushed by the big bird brain that I pointed out earlier.

A snap echoes as the Nomu easily breaks his arm like Ken's arm from Barbie. RIP his arm. Thinking about it, add his spinal chord too with the force he went down.

Wait, I should be doing something. There's one thing I have noticed from the man talking: He likes video games. Maybe an unhealthy amount based on the way he is talking.

You play with your enemies weaknesses no matter how fucking weird they are.

I may be taking the worst route. I get away from Tsu and Mineta so that they have a chance to get away and maybe grab Aizawa when needed.

With no hesitation, I say, "YOU DOING PAY TO WIN, MATE?!"

All the attention turns to me. Oh boy! I finally get a look at the leader and...oh boy... he looks like a boyish version of Aizawa with a hand fetish. He has the black PJs (which I completely understand: if I ever become a villain, I'm wearing my PJs) and blue hands gropping random parts of his body including his face.

All I'm saying is thank fuck it's not his dick!

Other than that, he seems to be a little older than me, has dry teal skin, and what looks to be scratch marks on his neck. Maybe it is a tic of his? Or maybe he was forced into this?

Who am I kidding? He looks young enough to be forced into this one way or another.

"Of course not, you brat! I leveled up plenty before coming to this stage! You're just complaining because you didn't have the chance!" Okay, trash plan: distract. If this plan doesn't work, I'll join Aizawa in the graveyard.

Actually, bury me away from him. I don't want to be screamed at in hell.

I clap, "Then how about a little bonus stage?" That catches his attention.

"Bonus stage? What are you on about?"

"Do you have Mario Kart on your phone?"

Kurogiri, watching the scene with so much confusion, intervenes, "Shigaraki, it would be a wise idea not to listen to him."

I got a name!

Shigaraki scoffs, "I have standards. That's the basics of video games. Why?"

"How about we play a game?"

"Why should I play with an NPC like you?"

"First off, I'm not an NPC: I'm more of a minor antagonist that people like more than the actual. Second, I can put a bet on the line."

"What could you possibly bet that would be any value for someone like me?"

"If you win, I'll join the League of Villains. No questions asked." Aizawa is really going to kill me. And All Might. And Mom. Basically, everyone is going to kill me when I get out of this.

"Why would I want someone like you?!"

Kurogiri clears his throat, "The boy seems rather intelligent. He was able to figure out a weakness of mine and learn that the Nomu was our weapon against midnight. He has potential." Nomu? Must be the massive bird.

Shigaraki scratches his neck, "And if you win?"

"You have to let Eraserhead free. Nothing more, nothing less. We have a deal?"

Yeah, I'm going to be forced into therapy for what I am doing. I approach Shigaraki casually and offer a hand. I can't really see his facial expressions, but judging by the movement of his jaw, he may be grinning for some reason. He takes my hand, making sure not to include a pinkie as he shakes it. Definitely a signal towards his quirk if I have ever seen one. Also, his hands are dry AF. I have half the nerve to offer him lotion.

"Deal."

I would just like to mention of I just made a deal with a mentally unstable villain over a Mario Kart match. Yes, you should be concerned.

Receiving so many questioning looks, Shigaraki and I plop on the ground, exchange friend codes, and we decide to randomize a match. It ends up being Rainbow Road, and we choose our drivers and go.

Here's something I am willing to admit to: I have an unhealthy obsession with Mario Kart on my phone. I have plenty of experience, so I'm confident enough in my abilities. However, Shigaraki is a gaming nerd from what I can tell, so he probably has plenty of experience with this as well.

I have no idea how this is going to go!

I see the start, and we get to driving.

And I must be honest: It's close for the whole time.

With PURE luck, I win! If I had failed that turn, I would have lost! I hop up and spin around!

"Ha ha! I win!" I exclaim.

Shigaraki growls, "YOU CHEATER!"

The next moment happens too quickly for me to comprehend. It's just instinct.

Shigaraki jumps and grabs my left arm, and I see his quirk start to destroy the clothing and eventually my skin, decorating me in blood. I kick him back, causing him to stumble, and I go to punch him in the face.

"NOMU!"

I end up punching the big bird brain that was on top of Aizawa. Somehow, it was able to defend Shigaraki within a second! Unintentionally (maybe intentional because man my skin is fucked up now!), I was using One for All so I punch the Nomu with it.

Nothing happened. It didn't move. I didn't break my arm. The only thing that gives an idea that anything happened was the gusts of wind around us.

What the fuck?

Shigaraki must see the look on my face because he starts laughing psychotically, "Nomu doesn't have just one quirk! It has multiple quirks that were made to combat All Might!"

That's not good. Actually, I'm not in a good situation in general.

I huff like the salty child I am, "Multiple quirks? Made to combat? Is this a failed science experience?"

"Nope! It's plenty high level to combat that trash All Might." So is it an experiment? He kind of avoided that part. I should be worried about the quirks for a new plan.

"I consider it a failed experiment if it's ugly. Does it have shock absorption?"

"I see why Kurogiri considered you intelligent. You would have made a great minion with a few upgrades."

"Yeah yeah-" Before I continue, our lord and savior has arrived.

"I AM HERE." All Might demands with authority. When I peer over my shoulder to see him, he's not smiling for once.

Oh, so the big man is pissy.

All Might grabs his tie and rips it off, and even with the situation I have shoved myself into, I can't help but think 'dramatic AF.'

With the snap of a finger, All Might destroys the standing shit villains and snatches Aizawa, Tsu, Mineta, and I and places us at the stairs. The bottom of the stairs instead of the top despite his quirk getting us there with only a second more to spend. He probably isn't thinking, so I'll forgive him this time.

"You three get Aizawa-kun to safety. I'll deal with the villains, " All Might commands, and I can't help but think that this is the one time I don't see him be a pussy around me. Once again, he is in action so I'll forgive again.

I clear my throat, "You're main worry is the big blue creature called Nomu and the portal Kurogiri. Nomu has super-strength, shock absorption, and probably more quirks based on how Shigaraki, the hand dude, said it. Kurogiri can form multiple portals where ever he wants, in the air or on the ground, and teleport many people through them. I wouldn't be surprised if he found a way to use it combative. Thinking about it, I think Shigaraki commands the Nomu as I seen him do it to have it attack Aizawa-sensei and me."

All Might nods toward me, "Thank you, young Midoriya. Now please get your teacher and classmates out of here."

With that, he hops into action to attempt to punch Shigaraki, but the Nomu intercepts, causing similar gusts to wind to what I created earlier.

Eh, All Might can handle himself. I think. If he can't, I'm dropping out of UA and becoming a drug dealer or something. Help contribute to social darwinism.

"Tsu, take Aizawa-sensei's front. I'll take the backend. Mineta, fuck off, " I explain. I didn't realize how shitty Aizawa looked until now, and I see blood, so I'm going to assume that's not a good thing. Tsu and I lift the man and start carrying him up the stairs.

Shockingly enough and to my despair, Aizawa is still awake, "Midoriya..."

Honestly, I should just pretend I lost my voice to Ursula or something when I was in the ocean, but he heard me talk.

"Yes?" I ask even if God is screaming in my mind to shut the fuck up.

"When we get out...you're expelled."

"Okay! Can I at least get your sleeping bag brand before I leave?" Good thing Aizawa is disabled. Otherwise, he would probably be killing me at this point.

"No."

"Alright then. I'll get that illegally. Anyway, you should get a red sweater. Despite the red being your blood, it seems to be your color, sir."

Tsu intercepts our conversation, "That's a horrible topic to discuss."

"Shut up," Aizawa grumbles.

When we finally reach the stairs, Tsu and I set Aizawa down. I take the chance to examine my surroundings.

Well, there's Uraraka crying over Thirteen's partially destroyed body. I suspect that is Kurogiri's doing as he was the only one up here. Iida seems to be gone, and judging by the open door, it would make sense for him to get help. That's why All Might learned about this hell of a mess.

Other than that, everyone seems to just be emotionally traumatized!

I face All Might's fight- oh shit, I don't think he's winning. That's creepy to watch.

How am I going to describe this?

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I think I got this.

Alright, so remember Kurogiri, right? Purple misty dude with the portal quirk? So see him on one side with Nomu's legs popping out. Now, see All Might leaning back. Below All Might, there is another portal from the ground with Nomu's top portion gripping at All Might's side, kind of like an ugly version of a Jack in the Box.

OH, DID I MENTION THAT ALL MIGHT HAS AN INJURY IN HIS SIDE THAT LOOKS LIKE HE GOT BITTEN BY A MUTANT SPIDER THAT TOOK OUT HIS STOMACH AND LUNG AND THE NOMU IS HOLDING HIM TIGHTLY ENOUGH WHERE YOU CAN SEE BLOOD THROUGH HIS BUTTON UP?!

You know, if it was any other situation, say a park with nobody around with nice lights and the Nomu was in one piece, it would be a romantic scene between the Nomu and All Might as the Nomu is holding All Might up like in a famous dance scene.

You're welcome for that scene. And before you ask: no, I don't ship them.

I should do something.

"Y'all watch over the teachers. I'm going to go sacrifice myself!" I exclaim excitably as I run into the scene. If someone asked me to come back, I didn't hear them. I'm getting expelled anyway, so might as well go all the way!

As I approach, I see a metal collar, and it's safe to assume that's Kurogiri physical body. I try to go for that, but a portal pops right in front of me and a hand reaches out towards me. I don't even need to see a face to know that's Shigaraki's hand. If I was allowed a gun like I requested, I could shoot his hand. But no, I wasn't allowed. Now my face is going to become nonexistant.

BOOM!

"GET OUT OF THE WAY, DEKU!" Kacchan yells as he manages to land a hit on Kurogiri's armor, causing him to merely flinch.

Cold encases the area as I see the rip-off Zuko- I mean Todoroki, freezing half of the Nomu.

Harsh. Or cold.

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Kill me.

Either way, we watch half of the Nomu's body literally break apart, and all I can say is that if I don't get therapy after this despite being expelled, I'm going to war. It gets worst, though.

THE BODY FUCKING REGENERATES BACK LIKE THEY DIDN'T SUFFER FROM SEVERE FROSTBITE! Shigaraki is having the time of his life laughing like a psycho.

On the bright side, Kacchan has Kurogiri pinned somehow, and All Might has gotten out.

"Thank you, boys! Now, please retreat! It's dangerous!"

I'll withdraw a little bit, but I ain't retreating. Kacchan straight up can't unless he wants to let Kurogiri go.

I'm just going to summarize the Nomu and All Might fight: it's the same as every other All Might fight. Blows are exchanged, All Might punches the Nomu until it does some damage, and forces it to fly through the roof.

"Huh! That would have normally taken 4 hits in my hayday, but it took 400 this time!" All Might explains with way to much enthusiam.

I faceplam, "YOU DON'T TELL VILLAINS HOW MUCH YOU HAVE WEAKENED, YOU FUCKING BIMBO! Wait, why did you even count how many times you punched and how did you count that fast?!" Very irrelevant questions as I can tell All Might is about to drop dead if the smoke from him doesn't say anything.

All Might clears his throat, "I still have plenty of fight left in me!" I mean, fake it till you make it, I guess.

Shigaraki is salty, "THIS IS UNFAIR! SENSEI LIED! HE HASN'T WEAKENED ONE BIT!"

Kurogiri calls All Might out, "No, he has. However, I recommend we retreat-"

"WE'RE NOT RETREATED UNTIL HE IS DEAD!" The anger-issues baby starts running at All Might when two large bangs could to heard, freezing Shigaraki in place. Kurogiri takes his chance to teleport the baby out of here. I search for the source to find the teachers at the entrance. The shots came from Snipe, a cowboy based on the wild wild west. I wonder if he and All Might get along- shut up, Izuku.

Present Mic steps forward, and he does not look happy at all. In fact, he looks PISSED. If I was facing him, I would be hiding. He opens his mouth,

"GO AWAY!"

All the extra villains drop around us. All Might starts coughing as he can't maintain his form much longer, and I go to distract only to have a cement wall block my way. Well, it blocks the studen'ts eyes from All Might, so it works. He poofs to reveal Yagi, coughing heavily in his hand with blood dripping from it.

With that mess done, the first thing I ask is, "Is blood an American color, All Might?" He doesn't laugh, but he appreciates my shitty attempt at a joke from the smile he gives me. I offer him a tissue, and he accepts it graciously.

It takes me a moment for my brain to catch up on the significant fact.

We are safe for now.