The Mask: Time for another smoking day of cartoon comedy.
Deadpool: Before we start I have to let you know Diamondpickle994 that Redhood123 is taking a break until the Life of Redhood123's shipping's 2 story is complete to work on the Life of Diamondpickle994's shipping's 2 also I think two is enough we don't need three anyways first up Dan Blam and Kevin Quizzin realise that they have both left a birthday present for them yesterday.
Sketch 1
( Late birthday presents )
( Dan Blam is shown knocking on the door of Kevin Quzzin's house )
Kevin: Yes?
Dan: I forgot to give you this birthday present yesterday.
Kevin: Oh and I forget to give yours as well.
Dan: Can I open it since it is not my birthday anymore?
Kevin: Sure.
( Dan opened up his present it was a 1000 jigsaw puzzle set )
Dan: What is it?
Kevin: It's a 1000 jigsaw puzzle set.
Dan: I can't do that.
( Dan threw the box away it landed in a bin )
Dan: Here is you're present.
( Dan gave Kevin his present it was a box of cigars )
Kevin: A box of cigars? But I don't smoke.
Dan: I know but there's none in it anyway.
Deadpool: I used to tell Kevin he smokes until he confirmed he didn't and I never said it to him ever since next up Burping Herbert waits in line for a taco while he asks the man behind him what makes taco's so good.
Sketch 2
( Herbert's question )
( Burping Herbert is shown waiting in line to get a free taco while has was waiting he turned to the man behind him )
Herbert: Hey sir can you tell me why taco's are so delicious?
Man: Well I think its because their crispy and they put salsa and guacamole in them sometimes cheese and other things oh look its you're turn.
( Herbert went up to the stand and got his free taco once he took a bite out of it he learned the man was right )
Herbert: Holy cow you're right Mr this is delicious ( eats rest of taco ) In fact Mr taco stand owner I would like 100 more please.
Taco stand owner: 100? ( groans and faints )
The Mask: Well I wouldn't really order 100 taco's because you could get the crap's from what I know now time for out last sketch of the day it's something that was thought about in the second chapter of Diamondpickle994's life of Redhood123's shipping's 2 story what if Tony Eagle Eyes met Charles La Puck well its time to finally see what happens.
Final sketch
( Charles meets Tony )
( Charles La Puck is shown outside the Skatoony studio putting up a sign when someone can up to him )
Tony: Hey who are you?
Charles: Oh I'm Charles La Puck and ( beat ) Hey wait a minute you're the knock off version of me from the original Skatoony Tony Eagle Eyes.
Tony: Yeah that's me and I heard you're the knock off version of me from the US Skatoony.
Charles Oh yeah? Well I love money like you and I'm richer.
Tony: Oh no you're not I am the richer boss around here plus I even have a sausage for a cigar.
Charles: Well I don't smoke I just ( growls ) Fine come at me.
( The two bosses glared at each other and began fighting the battle went into the Studio up the stairs and into the office Tony knocked Charles into his collection of trophies he managed to punch Tony in the face afterwards the battle went out the window of the office and through the audience's seats when Tony was about to finish Charles off he said something to him )
Charles: Uh do you like Starbucks?
Tony: Starbucks? Why of course I do lets go there right now.
( So the two bosses went to Starbucks the make up for the trouble )
Tony: Oh boy this latte is awesome.
Charles: It sure is nothing can wrong now.
( Suddenly the two bosses saw TJ and CJ arguing )
TJ: I am way more bossy than you.
CJ: No you're not I am more bossy and spoiled than you.
TJ: You're not.
CJ: I am.
TJ: Not.
CJ: Am.
( The two bosses facepalmed )
The Mask: Well there you have it Tony meets Charles at last along with TJ meeting CJ now onto our song of the day Geno and Mallow sings John Legend's Conversations in the dark the remix version with David Guetta.
( Geno is shown walking down the street at night while he was singing )
TALK LET'S HAVE CONVERSATIONS IN THE DARK
WORLD IS SLEEPING I'M AWAKE WITH YOU WITH YOU
WATCH MOVIES THAT WE'VE BOTH ALREADY SEEN
I AIN'T EVEN LOOKING AT THE SCREEN IT'S TRUE
I GOT MY EYES ON YOU
AND YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT
YOU GET HUNG UP ON YOUR FLAWS
WELL IN MY EYES YOU ARE PERFECT AS YOU ARE
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WILL ALWAYS WANT THE SAME YOU SAME YOU
SWEAR ON EVERYTHING I PRAY TO
THAT I WON'T BREAK YOUR HEART
I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU GET LONELY LONELY
KEEP THE SECRETS THAT YOU TOLD ME TOLD ME
AND YOUR LOVE IS ALL YOU OWE ME
AND I WON'T BREAK YOUR HEART
( Mallow appeared and began singing the rest of the chorus )
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
ON SUNDAY MORNINGS WE SLEEP IN TIL NOON
OH I COULD SLEEP WHEREVER NEXT TO YOU NEXT TO YOU
AND YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT
AND GET HUNG UP ON YOUR FLAWS
BUT IN MY EYES YOU ARE PERFECT AS YOU ARE AS YOU ARE
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU ( YEAH )
I WILL ALWAYS WANT THE SAME YOU SAME YOU ( OH OH )
SWEAR ON EVERYTHING I PRAY TO
THAT I WON'T BREAK YOUR HEART ( YEAH )
I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU GET LONELY LONELY ( OH WHEN YOU GET LONELY )
KEEP THE SECRETS THAT YOU TOLD ME TOLD ME ( YEAH YEAH )
AND YOUR LOVE IS ALL YOU OWE ME
AND I WON'T BREAK YOUR HEART
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU ( YEAH YEAH )
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU
I WON'T EVER TRY TO CHANGE YOU CHANGE YOU ( OH WHEN YOU GET LONELY )
I WON'T BREAK YOUR HEART
Deadpool: You know Mask if Sakurai sees this he might put Geno in smash cause of how well he sang.
The Mask: Maybe Deadpool just maybe that's all for today turn on next time for some more cartoon comedy very soon goodbye.
( The Mask and Deadpool waved goodbye )
The end
( Now then Diamondpickle994 if you're reading this I am taking a break from stories until the new series you're making is finished also like what Deadpool said two is enough I don't think we should make a third instalment of our couples series lastly I know this episode felt kind of rushed but that's because its getting late anyways see you soon )