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Ch 9.
"WHAAAAAATTTT!" A great screech was heard from seemingly over the horizon itself.
"Oh dear, that sounded like a war cry of some crazy animal!" One of the Baxter High students said upon hearing the voice.
"Sabrina's coming!" Harvey said enthusiastically at that and a moment later the doors to the high school slammed open and a pissed of Sabrina stomped straight up to Harvey and then dragged him away.
Xxx A few moments later xxxxx
"And they gave the position to Ambrose! Who wasn't even running in the election to begin with! And now Blackwood is planning to unveil some bullshit set of laws that make Iran look like a frickin hippie commune! That's it! That's the last straw, where are they?"
"Where's what?" Harvey asked.
"The guns, sword, nooses , the witchunting stuff!" Sabrina asked.
"Some of it is in our basement, the rest is at my grandparents' house. What do you need?"
"Everything! I'm going full BLADE on their asses! I'm gonna be the half-witch who hunts their own kind! Cause no way in heaven am I gonna stand by and just let them turn every witch into a slave in everything but name!" Sabrina shouted in fury.
"And what are you smiling about?" Sabrina shouted at Harvey, who was grinning.
"Nothing...it's just that...you're very hot when your all fire and brimstone." Harvey said, blushing a bit.
This almost calmed Sabrina down immediately and she had a giggling fit before calming down and sitting next to Harvey on the bench.
"Sorry if I went too far, it's just...why? Why...I can't even wrap my head around...everything...why would they do this?" Sabrina asked.
"Endorphin kick." Harvey replied.
"What?"
"Endorphins is the happiness hormone, you get them from stuff like finishing a hard job or beating a hard foe, and having power is also a good way to get it. I'm no expert, but since as witches and warlocks you can just snap you finger and get what you want it's harder to get your dose of endorphins since it takes the hardship out of it and overcoming hardship is key to getting them. I'm guessing that's the reason they are doing it, their frickin junkies Brina, and all a junkies cares about is his next fix." Harvey added.
"Honestly Blackwood do behaves like he's running a drug cartel most of the times. In fact this whole coven thing is like a mafia. Come on, let's go and...oh shit, I forgot my purse at Dorian's. Is it allright if I go get it?" Sabrina asked.
"Shure!" Harvey said and they shared a kiss before she teleported away from him.
Harvey decided to pull out a comic book to pass the time until Sabrina returned, so he sat there and read 'TDKR' and enjoyed the peace and quiet.
That lasted all of 5 minutes when he heard a strange crackle, like thunder coming from the direction of where Sabrina teleported too.
Realizing that this probably mean trouble, Harvey got in his truck, drove to where he sensed the strange noise originated, got our his gun and made his way into the building called Dorian's.
And what greeted him was a sight that he was not fully expecting to be so.
Bodies on the ground, witches tied up and all looked to the ceiling and there, floating above was her.
"Judas boys! Your reign is at an end, and it wasn't short enough!" Sabrina said, her eyes white, her hands surrounded in flames, her voice filled with power.
"What are you?" One of the Judas boys said as her power seemed to hold them down on their knees.
"I am Sabrina Spellman! I AM THE DARK LADY! POWERFULL AS THE STORM, BEAUTIFULL AS THE DAWN, GENTLE AS SPRING AND MERCILESS AS THE TEMPEST!" Sabrina said and the Judas boys all burst into flames.
As they died screaming, Sabrina Spellman, the Dark Lady heard a thumping sound from beneath her, then she felt a familiar sensation on her harm.
Turning to see what was going on, Sabrina saw that a ladder was put under her and Harvey had climbed on it and was now at a level with her and was smothering her right hand once more in kisses.
"W...what...Harvey!? Watch out for the flames in my haaaaaaaa!" Sabrina's words where interrupted by the fact that her love struck mortal boyfriend hadn't gone down towards her palms like he usually did, instead he went up to her neck and was currently pelting it with kisses.
"This...this...you're a perv for getting turn on by thhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiS!" Sabrina gave out a small squeek as Harvey gave her earlobe a gentle nibble.
"This is so wrong! Oh Harvey! Wrong me, wrong me! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!" Sabrina screamed in amorous delight.
Her fiery hands and white eyes where beginning to fade away as the stunned witches looked at the sight before them.
"What's happening?" Dorcas asked.
"Well, I think that... her witchunter beau is...quite literally f%*king the evil power right out of her." Prudence speculated as she saw Sabrina return to her usual state and star making out with Harvey on the ladder.
"Is that how the Catholics do exorcism?" Agatha asked.
"Looks like it." Elspeth speculated as Sabrina turned to look at them, with Harvey still devouring her neck.
"Enough already you beast!" Sabrina said between delighted giggles, but she made no effort to stop Harvey.
As the Greendale witches speculated on whether or not Catholics used the Kama Sutra as their manual for driving away evil, in a house that belonged to Miss Wardwell, now to Lilith, Satan smashed the door open and entered it.
He was beaten and bruised, having been in a 7 days and 7 nights long battle against the Addams Family seniors and now retreated to lick his wounds.
"Lilith! Where is my servant?" Satan shouted as he looked through the house.
And yet nothing, no one!
Until she found a dead Stolas and under his body was a letter that simply read.
'Never again! I am free now and forever!'
Within the house there was the scent of another mortal, no doubt the Adam person that was Wardwell's fiancée.
And they were gone!
Lilith would now probably be impossible to locate, since she knew the few true magical ways to make someone undetectable, even from his sight.
The only question was why?
What would have embolden her to defy him so? To run away with a...with a mortal.
"Sabrina! Your defiance has given others the strength to also defy me, already they run away from their true lord! You will pay for this daughter! Everyone will pay for this!" Satan screamed from the house in his goat form, while Sabrina who sensed this simply looked in the direction from where she sensed Satan's rage and did a spell with her new powers.
Xxxxxxx Meawhile in the Vatican xxxxxxxxx
"Sir. A sign from heaven, the stars have realigned in a way that a pattern can be seen clearly from... from Canada and, the image presented, it's...its." The Cardinal in charge of astrology told them Pope.
"It's what my son?"
"It's flipping the bird!" The Cardinal said in disbelief.
"What? My son, stars are spheres of gas on fire that burn for millions of years and each are bigger than our own sun, how can they flip us the bird?" The Pope said in disbelief as a gaggle of...frenzied and shirtless Archbishops ran into the Pope's chambers while blowing foghorns and ringing bells.
"A SIGN FROM OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN! EVERYONE MUST GO FUCK UP CANADA!" The lead Archbishop said as alarm bells rang in the Vatican.
"God's plan is a mystery for us all, but we must play our roles in it. Tell the politicians to start making maple syrup, bacon, hokey and Nickelback illegal." The Pope ordered.
In short, all of the above was just an average day of Sabrina's life.