Blue: Boy, it feels like we've been driving for days.

Red: Yeah. Funny. Heh, I'm still wide awake.

Blue: Yep. Me too.

Red: "goes to sleep"

Blue: "notices Red sleeping" Me too. ""goes to sleep"

"Suddenly, jazzy music was playing inside the church. It was so loud that it woke up the boys"

Red: I'm up!

Blue: What's that?

"The boys opens the church doors to see 5 people inside playing music. They then look at each other confused"

Red: They don't look like presbyterians to me.

"The boys decides to walk to the people to see what's going on"

Salmon: Hey, cool it, guys. Woah, woah.

"Everyone stops playing the music"

Salmon: Our gentle morning melodies have attracted wandering admirers.

Blue: Hey, who are you guys?

Steward: We are the GH, also known as, the Electric Gothham.

"Everyone laughs, expect Blue and Red."

Tedward: He's Salmon.

Salmon: Pink skin and fish name. Welcome to my presence. "chuckles"

Red: Thank you.

Blue: Shut up, dude.

Tedward: I'm Tedward, I blow the bass.

Broseph: And I'm uh, I'm.

Tedward: Bros, the sax is your ax. Uh oh, Broseph skipped the groove again.

Stella: Oh wow, like I'm Stella on the guitar. For sure really.

Scarlet: "goes crazy"

Tedward: Oh yeah, that's Scarlet. Show them what you do, Scarlet.

Scarlet: I want to… eat drums. " tries to eats a symbol"

Salmon: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums.

Scarlet: "stops eating" Beat drums, beat drums. "hits her head on the drums"

Tedward: Down, girl. Back, sit.

Scarlet: Ok.

?: Hey, don't forget about me.

"Blue and Red turn around"

Robot Frog: I'm Robot Frog, the band's road manager.

Tedward: Oh yeah, the road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him.

Red: Is he the dude with the contacts?

Salmon: No, he's the man with the van.

"The band chuckles"

Robot Frog: Yeah, we're taking this old church and turning it into a coffee house.

Stella: Yeah, with real good music and organic refreshments.

Salmon: Oh, it'll be so fine and laid back and mellow and profitable.

"The band agrees"

Tedward: Yeah, but what brings you dudes here?

Red: Oh, listen, you see, Blue here, he was living in his apartment and then a random dude came along--

Blue: Dude, you can't tell them the whole story. You'll bore the audience.

Red: "sees the fourth wall" Oh, sorry. "to Blue" But uh, Blue, the band here wants to know.

Blue: Well, let them read the screenplay.

Red: Ahhh, alrighty. "grabs the screenplay" Uh, you see, it starts here on uh, page one.

Salmon: "The Dick Figures Movie" huh? "opens the screenplay" Hmm, let's see. "reads the screenplay" Exterior apartment day. In a long helicopter shot, we discover Blue B. Blu playing his banjo and singing. A YouTube agent starts the dude travelling west. Dick Hooper comes on strong and they get to this church. Interior church day. Red, they don't look like presbyterians to me. Blue and Red come walking down the aisle to the thunderously loud music of Salmon and the Electric Gothham. Which is us.

"The band agrees"

Salmon: This is a narrative of very heavy duty prepositions.

Tedward: Positive guys. We've got to keep his little blue self away from this Hooper dude.

Salmon: Too true. Too true. It is indeed a problem for us to probe a possible point, but it seems to me that the 2 dudes are temporarily out of service. "sees Blue and Red sleeping"

"To Be Continued"