"I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat."
"That's called a Uvula." Remus winced at the crass lyrics the Muggle rapper had announced with vigor. Hermione and Ginny burst in to laughter at the disgusted face he made. Ginny had already been trying to suppress her girlish giggle – much like she had when she insisted on showing Hermione this song – while Hermione tried not apologize over the music for allowing Ginny to show him the crass song. "Hermione that's called a uvula." He looked at Hermione with pained eyes, almost begging that she reassure him he was not the only one aware of this information.
Hermione wiped away a stray tear as she slowed her laughter down enough for her to get a few words out. "My parents are dentists, Remus, I know what a uvula is."
Remus nodded as Ginny doubled over, gripping her sides and hardly breathing. "I - Can't -"
"Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes / Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating."
"Have you two shown Sirius this? He'd get a kick out of it, I'm sure."
Hermione glanced at Ginny who was finally trying to stop, but was still in a state she could not meet the gaze of her two friends, lest she descend into a fit of laughter again.
"I think she plans on cornering everyone she knows one by one to get maximum shock." Hermione waved a hand. "I'm sure he's next."
Remus smiled at that, reminiscent of the days as a Marauder at Hogwarts . "I appreciate being given the chance to prepare myself for when my flatmate starts randomly chanting 'There's some whores in this house.'" Hermione and Ginny laughed at that once more and had almost regained their composure completely until one of the last lyrics came through the small speaker:
"Macaroni in a pot / That's some wet-ass pussy, huh."
Even Remus could not maintain his detached demeanor, as he let his Welsh tongue take over from the surprise he felt. "Coc y gath!"
Sirius found the three of them in Grimmauld's Place living room, tear streaks on everyone's faces. He frowned at the sight, wondering what could have been so fun. "What's going on here?"
The girls looked up at Sirius then glanced at each other, grinning, but it was Remus who answered. "Mate, come 'ere. You've got to here this."
Let's all pretend the war didn't happen in this one and our music was sent back in time xD