Summary: Johnny gets a job at a Pizzeria where the animatronics can come to life! Sing owed by Illumination and Five Nights At Freddy's is owed by Scott Cawthon
"Johnny! I would like to see you?" Buster moon yelled out to the gorilla.
"Just a second Moon, I'm busy fixing a light!" Johnny yelled back while changing the bulb.
"Ah I'll just talk about it to you now; so, you know I don't pay you that much?" Moon asked.
"You pay me?" Johnny asked.
"Exactly. So, I suggest you get a second job." Buster said walking around the stage.
"What job could I do where it doesn't get in the way of this job?"
"Simple; you're strong, you're nice, you're a good listener, and you got one hell of a voice, there's got to be something that you can do, and I got just the one." Buster said before passing a newspaper to Johnny.
"A security guard!" He exclamied.
"Why?" Johnny asked.
"Same reasons I listed; also, I got the best place to do it; Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria." Buster said.
"Ah yeah I think Meena told me about that place, didn't have the best thing to say." Johnny said as Meena walked by.
"It's overpopularized!" Meena yelled out out of context to Ash, seemingly talking about something else.
"Yeah that." Johnny said.
"Oh come on Johnny, what's the worse that can happen? All you're doing is watching over a kids place that the only thing it's got going for it is a bunch of animatronics, why would anyone break in?" Buster asked. "Besides, they pay well." Buster said.
Johnny thought about it for a minute. Sure, he didn't need to do it. But the money could actually help out. "Alright, give it a shot." He said screwing the light back on.
"Great. You should probably meet them by 11:45 tonight. Job goes from 12-6 in the morning. Alright, back to work." Buster said before walking off.
...
That night, Johnny parked his truck at the parking lot to this pizzeria.
Johnny exited and walked in the place.
...
He walked through a dimly lit hallway only to see a bear animatronic get thrown into the wall.
He stepped back to this. He looked to see a mole rat and a lion arguinng.
"Please." The mole rat begged.
"No." The lion yelled.
"Please."
"No no no! A thousand Fucking times no! I'm sick and tired of this shit! *gets closer to the mole rat* get somebody else to fucking do it! And most importantly *turns to the animatronic* Fuck! You!" The lion yelled before screaming and jumping out the window.
He ran off.
Johnny and the mole rat looked out it to see him. "Well if you're here for the job, I think a spot just opened." The mole rat said.
"Thanks?" Johnny said questionably.
"Ahh don't worry about the other guy! He didn't get along with the robots." The mole rat said before beginning to leave.
"And make sure you put that guy back." He said before he left.
Johnny sighed and looked at the robot. "So, you got me for the next few hours? This is going to be easy." Johnny said before grabbing the bear and heading out.
12 AM
Johnny sat in the security camera room as the phone rang.
He was curious and he picked it up. "Hello? Hello hello? Uh, if you're hearing this. You're fucked! You're Just, Fucked." The guy on the other line said before Johnny hung up.
"Alright let's see here; I'm hired on the spot and I basically have to self teach myself, okay mr smartass let's see what we got." Johnny said to himself. He started flipping through the cameras, making sure he knew which one was which.
Johnny walked over to the door and pushed a button to open it. Johnny pushed the button down and a light came on. "So that does that." Johnny said before seeing a flashlight. "Probably in case." Johnny said grabbing it.
Johnny began to check through the camera again, only to see the bear animatronic gone.
Johnny got confused, how could it move?
Johnny began to flip through the cameras.
Johnny got up, went to open the door, but turned the light on, but then he saw the bear animatronic at the door.
He screamed before turning the light off and turning it back on, only to hear music playing.
He turned it off. "I'll just stay in here for a bit." Johnny said.
1 AM
Johnny looked outside his room to see nothing there. "Hm. You know I am hungry?" He thought to himself.
Johnny got out to see if he could find food when the animatronics were moving without his knowledge.
"It's raping time." Freddy said.
"Pizza!" Chica yelled.
Johnny entered a small room to see no food there. "Dangit." Johnny said before the door suddenly closed.
"Only you, can prevent RAPE!" Freddy said when Johnny looked at him.
Johnny jumped over a table to see Freddy. "What the hell!?" Johnny yelled before seeing a mask of the same robot.
Johnny grabbed it and tossed it at Freddy and he fell down.
Johnny ran out of the room. "What the hell was that?!" He said before he turned to see Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy also alive.
"Hi." He nervously chuckled before running away from them.
2AM
"Hello hello, very evil demons are on the first floor, they have 12 sticks to show you. Never mind scratch that, it's best not to get caught, all you need to it." Johnny said making sure the doors were closed.
"Johnny you need a plan and you need one fast." He told himself as Foxy Slammed his face onto the window.
Johnny fell down his chair. "Go away!" He yelled.
"Pizza!" Chica said from the other side.
"Get in ma belly!" Freddy yelled.
"No!" Johnny said before everyone got in a fist fight for some reason.
But Bonnie rushed over to them. "We're all out of fricking pizza!" He yelled.
Then, everyone else started screaming outside and panicking.
Johnny thought of an idea from there. He needed to call for help. The only convenient problem was that his phone was dead.
He groaned and plugged it into the charger port.
3AM
Johnny checked through the cameras. Everyone has calmed down since he secretly ordered pizza a half hour ago. He wasn't sure what happened to the delivery guy.
Bonnie was looking at posters of himself, Freddy was trying to get in Foxy's booth, and Chica was pretending to talk with Pizza.
Johnny sighed and kept thinking on who to call when a pizza delivery guy ran away from Bonnie, and Bonnie came into view.
Johnny didn't notice this and closed both the doors, leaving him alone.
"Jesus these guys are getting more annoying than scary." Johnny said to himself.
"Hi." Someone said.
"Wha-AH!Johnny yelled as he was a golden version of Freddy before seeing a bunch of random things he couldn't exactly make out. A bunch of words, the golden freddy, bonnie for some reason, just anything.
Once it stopped, golden Freddy vanished.
Johnny checks the time. He actively has to call someone.
4AM
Johnny was getting annoyed by all 4 of these guys trying to get in.
"You can't stay in there forever!" Foxy told him.
"Actually I can, just gotta wait 2 more hours and I'm done with this Death Wish of a job!" Johnny said before he saw a computer that said power level low 14%.
"Defeated now bitch!" Chica yelled.
Johnny began to panic. Then, an idea appeared in his head.
He grabbed his phone charger, looked at the light surges, and yanked it in as best he could.
Johnny was doing something James had taught him.
He kept jamming that thing in until sparks began to fly everywhere, until it stopped.
Johnny looked to see that the power level was infinite.
"Well, you can say that's impossible bullshit, but it is now officially possible." Johnny said to the four before foxy cracked a part of the window.
Johnny screamed as the window broke and Foxy tried to get in.
Johnny punched Foxy in the face and grabbed out tape to cover up the window.
Johnny went to contact Meena, she'll know what to do.
"Hello?" Meena asked tiredly from the other line.
"Meena! Thank god I never I talk with you again!" Johnny exclamied. Happy to talk with anyone else.
"We talked yesterday *yawns* is something wrong?"
"Actually yes. I need you to believe me on this, the place I'm working at, these animatronics came to life, and are trying to stuff me in a suit!"
"What? I knew it."
"You did?"
"Of course! Why would they look so creepy. Say no more, I'm coming for you John." Meena hung up and Johnny was left alone for the moment.
5AM
"Better safe than sorry, better safe then sorry, better safe than sorry." Johnny kept saying.
Meena arrived at the place and ran up to the doors.
She tried to open them, but no luck.
Johnny walked out of the room to see the animatronics hanging out.
"You ain't got shit on me!" Johnny yelled before running at the animatronics, and them charging back.
Meena kept trying to open the door when another door opened and a mole rat walked out. "Sir, my friend's trapped in here, can you help me get him out!" Meena yelled.
"Yeah, he's meant to be trapped in here airhead." The rat said before opening the door.
6 AM
"It's his job."
Meena didn't listen and ran inside. "Johnny!" Meena yelled before heading into the main kitchen, revealing Johnny, bruised and bloody, and the animatronics are thrown around the room.
The mole rat walked in to see the wreckage. "What the fuck happened here!?" The mole rat asked Johnny.
"Simple, I quitted, and you send these guys into a laboratory, because guess what, they tried to kill me!" Johnny said throwing his hat on the ground and stomping on it.
"That's impossible, they never went bad before!" The mole rat said.
"Here's an idea, do you record footage of the nights?"
"Yeah."
"Check them for once!" Johnny yelled before limping away.
"Seems like he had a cranky night." Meena said nervously before following Johnny.
"You had one job John, ONE JOB!" The mole rat yelled.
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