Joe was very sad. He did not know where to rescue his friends from Overwatch. He was so sad his cries filled up an entire bottle of Japanese soda. Joe was in Japan where he lived with his father, Genji. "Genji, I am very sad that my best friends from Overwatch were kidnapped and maybe dead" said Joe. "Oh no that sounds bad" said Genji. Genji used to be apart of Overwatch so he was very furious. "No one kidnaps Overarch and lives to tell the tail" said Genji angrily. Joe decided to play frisbee with Genji. Because Joe was so super athletic, he was able to throw the frisbee ten time further than Genji but he could catch it anyway because of Swift Shrink. Genji was happy. "You are so great at fighting brother how can you possibly lose?" said Genji. "I do not know. Talon are really good fighters and they defeated all my friends. Could it be that I am not a good enough fighter" said Joe sadly. "Impossible you are an excellent fighter Ash must've been cheating" said Genji. "I will kill those cheating losers" he said badly. "No do not kill them that is was bad guys do," said Joe. " Then, Genji heard a ring at the doorbell loudly. He walker over and was surprised entirely by what he saw. It was a man who looked like Genji but not made of metal. It was Genji's brother Hanzo himself! Genji screamed. "JOE TALON IS HERE!" he screamed. Joe dashed around and saw Hanzo and knew Joe was right because Hanzo was wearing a Talon badge. Joe punched Hanzo hard in the face. "Ouch" Hanzo said. When Hanzo woke up, he was wrapped with Superglue. Joe was screaming at him. "Where are Overwatch" Joe asked Hanzo screamingly. "This is a misstated" said Hanzo back. "WHERE IS OVERWATCH" Joe yelled more louder. This time Hanzo had an swer. "Ha I do not know, but why would you betray your own father?" yelled Hanzo. "This does not make sense" said Joe. "Genji is my only father!" "No this is lies Genji is-not your real father" said Joe. Genji agreed. "I am your real father Hanzo is a liar do not trust people from Talon" he said. But then Joe had an idea. "Hanzo show me where Overwatch are" he said. "Genji and Hanzo will help me fight Talon and the one who wins will be my real father." Genji and Hanzo looked at each others faces and agreed. "Joe is very smart so we will do that" said Genjo and Hanzo and the same time. Hanzo confessed. "Overwatch is in Germany" he replied. "We need to go there" said Joe. They bought tickets for the plane and soon enough they were on there way to Germany. In Germany they saw a German restaurant, Genji and Hanzo ordered Japanese food but then Joe told them "Japanese food does not exist in Germany". Genji and Hanzo thanked Joe and they ordered German sandwiches and German foods like meat dishes. "Where is Talon?" Genji asked Joe his son. Joe did not know so he decided to ask a friendly German that he saw next to him. "Talon is located under Eikenwald" he said. "OK we're on are way to save Overmatch" Genji said whisperingly to Joe. "Overwatch is in danger I should come" said the German. "Who the heck are you" said Genji madly, "Why do you care about Overwatch"? "I was part of Overwatch Genji" the man said. Genji did not know how the man knew his name was Genji buy he soon saw that the man was wearing a metal helmet and had a big hammer. It was none better than Reinhart himself! "Oh sorry I didn't recognize you" said Genji with happiness. "This is my old friend Reinhart form Overwatch son" Genji told Joe. "HE IS NOT HOUR SON" screamed Hanzo. "Why is this evil Talon man here" said Reinhart mysteriously. "He is actually my brother Hanzo" said Genji loudly. "Oh yeah" said Reinhart. He was old and forgetful. "What should we do"said Hanzo. "Wi should attach the Talon owned castle in Wikenwald with the help of my good friend Bragita" said Reinhart proudly. "There is no way we lose" said Jieh. So the trio marched to Eikenwald as a crew, where Bragita herself was Waiting stop the payload. "Hi Erin my boy how you doin" she said cleverly. "Diner than ever" Reinhart replied. "Let's go" said Genji rapidly. They went and found Talon. Talon was up to evil things the way Talon does behind the big gate where the castle is. Everyone was there Ash, Bob, Doomgist Sombra and Widowmaker! "Attack" said Reinhart, so they attached. Reinhart hit Dommfist with his homer and sent hin 4081 miles. "Ouch" said Doomfist. With him on conscience, the fight was easy peasy. Genji did his dash on Widowmaker and she was on half. Then Hanzo dragonstrucked everyone. But he didn't! A rer haired lady wearing a purple bathrobe popped up. It was Moira herself! She three her purple balls at them. Reinhart got a little dizzy! Luckily Genji deflected the balls toward Moira. However, Genji missed that a big flying man was in the way. It was Sigma himself! "Itchity person symphony" he yelled at the top of his lungs loudly. They were all lifted into the sky! "OH NO I CANNOT EARTH SHATTER" moaned Reinhart. "Oh poop" said Hanzo. "Poop-that's it-I shall use my fart powers to get back to safety"! Joe screamed. With one big one, Joe was back on the ground. He shot Sigma with his AK-49 am they blued up. But now Genji and Hanzo and Reinhart ans Bragita were calling from the sly! Fortuneitly Reinhart grabbed his friends and used his shield as a parasite and they floated to the ground like dandelions. But they were not out of trouble yet. Sombra hacked Reinhart and he didn't know what to do since he was old and couldn't use computers. However Joe was grate at tech so he ended it. "No" yelled Sombra but in Spanish. "Hahaha" yelled Genji as he threw his shoryukens at her. Widowmaker tried to shoot Genji in the head but then Joe slid him out of the way. Unfortunately Joe hit the shoe of a young teenager with an afro. It was Baptist himself! "Viva man so yo" he said in his language as he prepared to shoot Joe in the face. Rein threw fire at him but he was immortal so he couldn't be killed. However, Genji and Hanzo whispered to each other a great idea. "TRIPLE DRAGON SHOWDOWN!" the both yelled. Genji place his sword in Hanzo's and he fired it while screaming their ultimate lines. One green and two blue dragons stared down Baptist. He was so terrified that he jumped away as well aa peeing his pants. Afterwards only Ash and Bon were left. Reinhart just ashed them out of the way with this hammer. Suddenly, they saw a trap door. They opened it, and all of the Overwatch heroes were down there - Winston, Tracer, Lucio, Wrecking Ball, Soldier 76, Pharah, Dva, and Mei! "OMG Joe you saved me yelled Tracer as she puckered up to him square on the lips. Dva was mad but there was nothing she could do since she didn't have her mech anymore. They all hugged each other since the corona virus didn't exist in the future. But soon, the hugging would end. Like a meteor Doofmist meteor striked down at the Overwatch squad. They ran away but did not shoot him because they were the good guys. He had something loud to say. "Dudes- Talon has not been defeated. He is coming!"