Mokou POV
Huh, feels so weird, walking through the village like this, well, the new one in the Genso Estates, the one where an entire housing area was just, abandoned, according to the workers who came to help out some of the houses, seems this used to be a neighborhood with its own farm land behind it but something caused them to just, vanish into thin air.
Well, i dunno what the hell caused that mess but i sure as hell know that I am gonna be on guard. Keine decided instead of her own house, she's staying at the manor with me and the others. Makes sense, this place is nice, their bathtubs are even better than ours.
It may look alot nicer than the crapppy huts we got back home but the air of this place is the same. Though of course, fat ass decided to remove that Electric stuff from alot of the homes when those Carpenters came here, but a good bit of the houses kept the hook up and the people that were originally from the outside world are teaching them about the stuff. That KAgome girl lives on the outskirts near the entrance of this Village, so her house is more modern looking.
" Sheesh, all because the Hag touched a glowing blue cube, we are all in the goddamn Outside world." I had no choice but to damn sigh, a whole new world I haven['t been to in ages and its all so different, towers and weird horseless machines driving about.
People seem mostly the same though, polite, sticking to theselves and not much causing trouble if they aren't part of that gang or whatever. Man, its almost like looking at a Human village that looks like the high class part of it. Real nice.
But not much to do here but relax and watch over it now that Keine is sticking to the other school than here. The kids here are being taught by the other teachers of the school and a proper school will be built within a week. Ziden called and told me that they will be in the US a bit longer due to some quests and students he has to train over there. Well, atleast he is having fun. This is kinda boring.
Sanae POV
My hands are on the table as I was struggling to come to grips with what I was learning. " Not sure why you are so surprised, I told ya, what is deemed fiction, is a reality here in this mad multiverse of ours. Including that Foundation."
That Foundation is an online thing a bunch of horror writers made and apparently it was a real thing. Yeah, was a real thing. " but how did they get so wholesale destroyed?"
" Well, essentially, they went insane and decided, lets kill humanity for some reason. Unfortunately, with how smart they are, they didn't know there were alot more secret orgs in the world. When they announced the downfall of humanity, the Association contacted them, the Hunters and the Hero branches. Told them a simple line."
A simple line? What could that be?
" Cease this at once or be destroyed in less than a day. From that the Hunter Association literally sent 9 S ranks, that foundation was demolished and their scientists are either dead or in the Association." Wow, wait, didn't I hear about this online or something? " all those weird things they gathered were either destroyed or sealed in my manner back home. Some even became hunters. But all in all that org and their objects, mostly gone."
Wow, so, stuff we thought was fake is real, oooo does that mean. " Yes, Mario, Sonic, Pokemon, all real and on other planets, no I will not take you to those other planets." Awww! " If you were born in another lifetime, then ya might have met them but in this lifetime, only Gensokyo is your source of madness, well, if it still existed."
Yeah, feels weird that I never even got to see the place but for some reason, I feel like its fine that we don't have to be there but it is kinda sad that I never got to explore it. I do shake my head at this before focusing.
" But back on topic, so, the stuff I see in movies that take place here...are true?" I had to know since, we may fight these things one day.
" Horror movie monsters are very much real, Jason, Freddy, even the Cenobites or however they are, are real, though their radius of destruction is fart less in reality. So we don't actually have any current world ending calamities right now. Well, not any that would bring down that Goddess anyways."
Goddess? I wonder who he is talking about but I guess I would need to ask about that in order to know. " So guys like that Rake thing are real?"
" Yeah, Urban legends aren't so Urbany, most urban legends you hear are the truth if not embellished a bit for a good story. And we're in charge of beating the shit out of those things as hunters." Oh yeah, we got three jobs today that we can go at any pace we want. Jobs are, through unknown means, temporally locked, once its sent in, the event is sorta froze3n in time for the thing we are dealing with. Even if the flow of time does not affect them. Once we take the quest, we move in and get it done."
Huh, what an odd thing but it kinda sounds like how sidequests in rpgs do it. How strange! But I am curious though, i wonder if like, a widescale magic or Divine thing is involved. But I ask a different thing instead. " So, married huh?"
He looks at me with a raised brow and sighs. " Yeah but you'll still be the most annoying female friend I'll have." Aww, wait, that's rude as hell!
" That's rude, I am not annoying!" I slam my hands on the table as he simply looks at his nails.
" Keep telling yourself that kid. Sides, don't really, won't change anything between us." Ah, well, that's good, i hear Marriage is like, a friendship ruiner sometimes, so, glad I still get to hang out with him like nothing is changed.
" So...our job today is to head out and find out who this creepy doll lady is right?" I might as well ask, considering I didn't look at the quest we took.
" Indeed, our job today is to ease the worries of this guy who is afraid that some chick is turning kids into dolls." I feel the house lurch a bit as I soon stood up, dusting off my outfit, I do like these Wind Priestess Garbs, comfy and soft. Gonna thank Kanako for them later.
Heading to the door, I sound found an old building off to itself in this city, it was, actually not old, its like, really western compared to what I am used to. And Ziden is just walking to it and soon knocking hard on the door. There was nothing but silence for a moment, kinda nerve wracking if you ask me, before we heard it opening and a rather, dainty and thin blonde came out. "Yes? May I help you?"
" Yes, I'm Ziden Icrim, sent here to check up on the rumor of a blonde woman out in town using the bodies of kids into dolls, so I came to check on the main suspect." Whoa, and her face turned to shock into annoyance.
" Honestly, I am doing no such thing, I do not know who started such rumors but please le-" And a yelp came right from her as Ziden literally just picked her up. " Put me down right now you uncouth man!" And she is bopping him wildly, that is kinda adorable but what was not adorable, was the army of dolls that had us surrounded now.
Those are, some really sharp lances and they do not seem like toys. " U-uh, Ziden?"
" Put me down now, or you and your goon here with whatever she is hiding in her robes will be filled with holes." What does that even mean?! I could tell Ziden was thinking for a moment as he looked back at me.
Oh no, he is gonna do something stupid, I know it. And he has just opened a portal and thrown the screaming woman right into it while leaping after her. I barely had time to react before I saw the dolls leap out at me, quick thinking sent me right into the portal and soon found myself in the living room of our mobile house.
" You uncouth piece of-" Oh wow, i heard none of what came next, Lady Kanako covered my ears. And she seemed to have been going on for a while until Yukari came out of her room, which the blonde woman stared at her for a moment before she let out a sigh it looks like, alot of big words while poking her finger into his chest.
This, kinda goes on for a while before I noticed that Yukari got involved and soon started talking about something. I can't hear anything because all I can hear is the wind from Kanako's hands but looking up I can see the blank, red face she has. What in the world is Yukari doing? And I look to see Alice is red and fuming for a moment, before huffing it looks like.
" Sanae? I'm gonna need you to go to store that;'s nearby and pick up somethings, and, take your time getting back, this may go on for a while." I hear her words right in my head as she slowly leads me to the door. Slapping a wallet down in my hand, i can see the green bills in them. Huh? America's money is green? How odd.
Well, got nothing better to do but head to the store. The cool air of this winter time is nice but I do kinda wonder what the weather is like in the States, Ziden did say the weather vastly different among the various regions. Well, guess I will see soon since we're gonna be in the States for a while until we find the rest of the Gensokyo folks here. I really do wonder what life would have been like there.
Away from my friends, and alone in a land that apparently, had no technology. Well, no point thinking on it. This new Age Ziden caused to happen means we can live in without Kanako and Suwako fading, and I am pretty fine with that.
Well, I bought the milk and stuff but, what to do now I guess? Huh. There's...a blonde woman over there, waving at me. She kinda...looks familiar. Didn't I watch a bad horror movie with Ziden with a woman like her in it? Well, she looks like she needs help, so, might as well go and se-
GAH! Someone just grabbed onto me and I can;'t fight them off...and what...is this nice smelling cloth...ugh.
Darkness began to fade for Sanae as she was slowly knocked out by the drugged cloth that was used.
Hours later...
Huh?...Where...what happened? All I can feel is the soreness that my body had and my attempt of getting up, well, it was an attempt to, because I found that I was gagged and bound, with barely a muscle I can move.
" So what the hell we gonna do with this girl? Ever since we got to this Biker Town, ain't been nothing but trouble and more so." I heard a male voice speaking but I had no clue what he was saying, he must be speaking english.
" Ain't it obvious? We're stressed, we need an outlet, she's got a nice body, so we pump it, kill her and move on, ain't that simple enough?" I really wish I knew Engish because it seemed like those two were arguing about something, while the girl seemed to be not paying attention and messing with her hair.
Those guys, really weren't paying attention to me at all, or their surroundings, probably why I saw a blonde child just kinda sneaking in and yanking the blonde woman off into another room. Wait, what did I just see.
"Yeah, so lets just bang her and dump her in a di- Wait, Foxy, where's Baby?" I still have no clue what they are saying but I hear a noise I do know too well. The sound of eating and chewing was heard in my ears
CRUNCH CHOMP CRUNCH CHOMP MUNCH AND MORE MUNCH GULP.
" Otis? The hell is that noise?" That guy,, he is heading off into the kitchen with the other one, i saw the other one get snatched and eaten as I then heard a familiar voice.
" Yo yo yo Daze! Looks like you're in a stinky pickle!" And it was Marisa who snuck in here somehow and was moving to unbind me, a gag in my mouth was very unpleasant so I was glad to be able to breathe again. Deep inhales and exhales. And then I heard the loud bangs of gun shots.
" Ow! Those things sting!" I felt myself shoved down to the floor as I saw a laser cleave clean through the walls and I saw Reimu right next to me, holding me down.
" Rumia! Watch where you're firing that thing." Her voice was calm but tired, i could see she was annoyed look on her face.
" How did you-"
" We saw ya got snatched, and we decided to spend time to come up with a plan to save ya, ze. Good thing, they were about to take your purity." I'm sorry what. " Oh right, ya don't know English, ze. I know a good bit, my folks spoke it. But it seems Rumia ate the chick and brutally harmed the other two."
I slowly find myself getting up and slowly moving to the kitchen, when I saw it, and almost hurled. The scruffy looking one, Foxy I think, literally had everything above his stomach separated clean in half, with the blonde girl literally shoveling pieces of his insides into her mouth.
" Scratch that, she ate both and one is still alive." Marisa pointed to Otis, who looked terrified of the child that just devoured his other two friends I think. My eyes goes to where to the girl was and I couldn't even recognize her, everything from the jaw up was just, gone from powerful teeth, yeah, that caused my mouth to open to vomit on the floor
Rumia even looked over at the man for a moment, looking at his missing arm and leg. " Hmm, i might not be that bright n' all but, from how your meat tastes, you guys got away scot free with all the evils ya did. Taints the meat, not ruin, but taint. Guess you guys never got payback for all th' bad stuff ya did." Gulp. " I never did care for outsiders who had a uh...what was it that Mystia called it? Karma Houdinis? Yeah that. So, call this uh, payback for all them crimes ya did." And another strong bite, this time to the guy's neck.
The guy didn't respond to what she was saying, probably because it was in Japanese and Rumia simply stood up, blood on that black dress of hers while wiping her face on her sleeve. " I'm all done, so, we're going back home right?"
" Yeah, we came here to save Sanae and get you a snack, so we're done here." Reimu said while tapping her gohei on her shoulder and I made sure to follow them. I can hear the man screaming but, I can't even understand what he is saying. Might be some angry curse...I cannot wait to get home and relax.
An Hour later...
Huh...what an odd sight to come back to, the air smells, sweet but, Ziden and that Alice woman, were sitting on the couch away from each other, grumpy but, an odd level of grumpy. Her nice clothes seemed, disheveled and sloppily put back on and Ziden is...keeping his neck covered for some reason. They seemed, really awkward.
" Whoa, what is this smell and its like, foggy, no Misty." Marisa was cheerful but then she noticed Alice and then Ziden. " Sup Al! Didn't expect we would find you so soon, how come ya look like a truck hit every part oif ya?"
She did look funny and I look and saw Yukari and Kanako fanning themselves, it didn't seem like it was hot in here, in fact its kinda chilly. But I noticed Reimu putting two and two together. "Wait, you two didn't-"
" Yes, we did, I do not want to talk about it." Alice was pinching her nose now and looking at the couch's arm, wait, what did they do.
" Whoa Alice! Ya can't be doing that! can't call you a maiden anymore, ze!" Marisa teased as I saw her face go even redder than before. Wait, maiden.
" Shut it you, she was grumpy and told me-"
" That I was sore due to being in a different land and I needed a massage, I usually go to the Human Village's spa center for it but, they were not here nor is any similar place nearby. My dolls are lovely good at anything but their hands are too weak to get into my muscles." Alice was explaining and I saw her crossing those legs of hers, those boots were really nice. I never was a boot gal.
" So I recommended Ziden here because he was taught how to massage by Ran so they went to his room for it." Yukari explained as I slowly nodded.
" I was enjoying it certainly, felt good to finally have my soreness melt and my stress vanish. But then, this weird sweet mist slowly flowed into here and I felt light headed." The sweet smell was still here and it was getting thicker. " And well, I believe it, intoxicated me. and well."
She seemed to be struggling with what to say, even twirling her hair in her finger.
" she turned the external massage into an Internal one." Kaguya, i almost forgot she was here, wait, she was wearing one of Ziden's shirts. " Could hear them all through the house for hours. Honestly, I should beat you for that."
" I-I had no plans on it happening!" I still kinda don't get it, did he massage her heart or something?
" sure hard to say no when there are dolls with lances pointing in your face, I didn't want to get stabbed." But can't you heal from that?
Reimu and Marisa sure look red in the face though. " Honestly Alice, ze! Who knew you'd end up getting frisky with the dumbass over there!"
" Ah shut it! This Mist is magic based!" And I saw her standing right up, huffing and upset. "Whoever is spreading it, I'll be sure to squash them flat!"
" Sure you can do that with your legs like jelly?" Yukari asked as I saw Alice sit back down, the woman huffing for a moment.
"I'll go take a look, seems to be coming from that Biker town nearby. you three wind down, seems like you got into some antics. Just tell me about it through the phone." Well, I do wanna sit down and vent out, that, was horrifying, who knew America was so scary...
Ziden POV
Honestly, give a woman a massage and she wears out your thighs. Was fun though, Mokou and Patch might get mad though. But enough on that, this biker town popped up here in Washington almost overnight and I know many people have died from the Biker's actions.
Truly tragic, but this mist is odd, like a mysterious spell that is washing over the land, its sweet, like a finely brewed sake but, its pulling out something more, drunkening the soul and pulling up buried emotions to the surface. Something not natural at all, i stand before the entrance of the township and well,, the mist is literally pouring out of there in waves.
What a sight to witness. My hand rests up on my blade, this smells of youkai, the truly old kind too, makes me wonder who is-
" Oh? Well I'll be! That is a smell I have not smelt in ages, ya pup! Ya went and grew up on me!" That light swill voice, i have no memory on who this voice was, but the mist was pooling together in one spot now and I could feel waves of power when she formed herself.
I was expecting to see a towering youkai that didn't design to make herself look cute but what i saw was someone half my size with horns that seemed to be made of tree, a white blouse and a purple skirt. The red blush on her cheeks, this woman was drunk but even from that look, I knew what she was. An oni.
" So you the one releasing this mist then?" I wasted no time in drawing my blade, making sure its redness could be seen as I saw her cocking back and drinking deep of that gourd of hers.
" Yeah, decided, I wanna do somethin nice for the humans, this place, its loud, weird and chaotic, kinda like the old days but with more of these...metal things around. People hiding their true selves away, just ain't good." Her head shakes and those ornaments on her were shaking as she moved around.
" What do you mean, just ain't good?" I do not like the sound of that at all, and my eyes noticed something, her eyes seemed dull despite being drunk, eyes are more colorful than that, they reminded me of Kaguya's back at Area 51.
" Y'all hold back your desires too much in this strange land, Gensokyo, people wore their hearts on their sleeve they did, they wanted something, they took it and feared nothing but the people here. They hide that shit deep down, their desires to harm, their desires to kill, their desires to destroy, their desires for lust, now that is no good." I notice the mist seemed to be getting heavier all of a sudden, like its hard to breathe. " Let people take what they want and party, their desires out in the open! That's what imma do to this whole land!"
Well, she is certainly a dangerous one, I already have my sword drawn and she knows. " Yeah, not letting you make America turn into an even more violent den of desire."
I barely even got a chance to react before I saw her fist coming for my face, the loud explosion of force that sent me flying when I barely blocked her strike and felt my body rolling hard along the ground, slamming my hand down on the ground, I was quick to slam my blade into that ball she just launched at me that was attached to her chain, the ground itself shattering. If its a play of power, I'm not losing, grabbing the chain, I made sure to yank her right to me and letting fire dance around my first.
" Whoa!" And there we are, the perfect move to end this, well, I hoped so, because I slammed my first full force into that face
CRUNCH!
I could feel the literal teeth quake from that hit, and she was flattened from it judging by how her body jerked from the whiplash and I felt her literally jerking back from the punch and sliding along the ground, from that angle I could see it, that chip thing was on the back of her neck. Move fast and kick the ground, let the air burn around you and grab it.
But you know, sometimes, i gotta remember, oni, they are made for combat, because as soon as I got close, she grabbed my pants leg and yanked her fist back. " Heh, still green, aren't ya kid!"
You ever wonder what getting hit with a train is like? Well, think of that and multiply it by 10, because that fist slammed hard into my chest, and I could feel every bone in my chest shattering and piercing into my organs and my feet leaving the ground cleanly. I couldn't hear much of anything, the sonic boom that came from how hard she hit me just shattered my hearing for a moment.
The sound of glass hitting the ground and then me hitting the ground is what I heard and felt my self rolling along the ground like a damn ragdoll, man...that was a helluva hit and I could hear her chuckling. " Damn, looks like I hit ya a tad too hard, yer bleeding all over the damn place, no worries lad, I am sure Kari will patch ya ass up. Till then, I gotta spread this party spirit throughout all of this land! And that will be fun! Let the people kill, let them take women and men for pleasure, oh this will be the biggest party Land for humans made by oni, ever!"
All I could hear was was her laughing before I felt my eyes getting heavy, overshot myself, when I wake back up, I'm kicking her ass...damn, what a damn pain.
Third Person POV
They simply sat in silence as Akyuu had finished using an odd magic printer to get many copies of her book out. " So...you gonna explain that?" Ziden points to the orb while Akyuu nodded.
" You got your ass beat, isn't that normal?" Akyuu asked as Ziden felt a vein pop up on his head.
" Not that, I more mean, the whole me pounding Alice! What the hell was all that!?" Ziden asked while Alice simply sat there, red faced after seeing the sight.
" Oh, Yukari told me something interesting ever since Gensokyo moved to the Isle of hope, she told me, that while this will help fund the village better, I am gonna need a better angle to appeal to all audiences. So she gave me the idea, add in intercourse for the lonely men and women to enjoy."
Ziden blinks hard at this before looking at Alice for a moment. " You realize, this is just-"
And he was cut off. " shh, no worries, its all fictional and the actual stuff will only be described in these books. In vivid detail! That and they also agreed to it, Yukari was nice enough to cut them in a part fo the book sails for what their alternate universe parts do. They are mostly fine with it, some are not happy about the sex stuff but apparently, some are persuaded with whatever Yukari offered."
" I, well, I was, told of the possibility, I didn't expect me to be the first. Well, atleast it was not a hypno deal."
Ziden raised a brow at Alice's words. " Man, making stories is too weird for my blood."
" Well, you get used to it, as the Author, I am the one who makes the shot and Criticism shall be rightfully ignored." Akyuu said as Ziden sighed. Working with Authors was tough
Trivia:
1. The siblings killed by Rumia are literally that family from 3 From Hell finally getting their retribution, Rob Zombie really does be writing trash chars so only right to take em out like trash.
2. The Mist is the starting point of the next touhou arc, which is gonna be dealt with differently
referred to a common trope of her more...adult based misadventures in the weirdness that is touhous manga antics, not that weird considering she takes dream drugs.
Author's notes: Yeah long ass time since an update huh? Did tell you guys this one would be updated whenever because, this is a side story that I made to basically, do a what if and make fun of the types of authors here, namely in this one, ones that like to throw in forced for the sake of forced and people who throw in sex.
And no, despite what Akyuu said, there will be no actual lemons in the story, no. Anyways, read and review.