Yo guys! How's your holiday going? I hope everyone's spending so much time with their family and having fun. Holidays all about chilling out!

Fairytail's isn't mine. Since I'm rather writing here than be a millionaire. Whatever let's just read!

How we 'accidentally' got a tattoo and married-maybe!?

"So? " Happy asked sitting cross legged on the bed ,paws on his knees and a stern expression. If not a cat Happy could have been a professional intimidator.

"So... "Luce repeated sitting beside me on the ground.

" What is that you want to know? "Happy asked again.

" What happened yesterday night-"

"OH MY WHISKERS! " Happy yelled while keeping his paws on his chin.

"Happy please! You are the only who could have a sober knowledge of what could have happened yesterday night" Luce pleaded him. After our little messed up confessions and promises we came into the bedroom only to see Happy waiting for us cross legged on the bed.

"Yeah buddy! Cmon how bad could it have been! "

"Enough to make me have nightmares for days now"

"It's not like we were pulling your fur out"

"You were about to get married ... In a chapel... In a bunny suit and trunks"

"Oh"

"Happy... " Both of us the Instant turned our head to Luce. She was glaring again in that low voice of hers. Dang it!

"Eep! Okay I'll tell what I know"

FLASHBACK:
'The next day the party hosted was grand. They made lushie wear a black long gown with silt cuts and lace gloves. She had a tiara and heels and her waist had so many shiny stones. In all honesty she was looking very elegant . While Natsu wore a long shirt like dress and slacks along with a trench coat. And yes he was looking too handsome too. They looked so good that out of excitement they made me wear a suit too. Don't ask . After the party started both of them asked everyone ;who looked hotter. While the guys answered Lushie , the girls said Natsu and rest of respected looking people said they looked hottest together. After asking everyone it became a draw so in the end they plopped down on a table and Natsu started ordering everything- like everything. While Lushie was only playing with her food. Later a waiter came to them and asked if they wanted any drinks.

"Sir ma'am do you want any drinks or coffee? " Asked the waiter.

"Nah we're good"

"Yeahh.. "

"You guys were the star of the show. What happened that made your mood so down? "

"We had a bet about who'd be the hotter one. It's draw. Not having a clear conclusion sucks. " Natsu burped and answered.

"Then why don't have a tie breaker? "

"Really? Can we have any? "

"Yes sir. We have a lot of drinks in the party. You can have a contest on that. Whoever lasts longer wins. "

"But Natsu here is a heavy drinker. He won't even have an effect and I'd be already seeing stars"

"Then I'll brings shots for you and glasses for him. It would be fair! "

"No. Both of us getting drunk will have a possibility of... 'Danger' "

"Cmon Natsu. Everyone here is a very respected person. Besides Happy will be sober and our room is just blocks away"

"Oh luce you don't understand-"

"It'll be fine Natsu. I really want a tie breaker. And remember I am always under Lupus's sight. It's not he'll let any bad happen" Lushie whispered the last part. How did I hear? Cat ears, duh!

"Alright Alright. I accept"

"Yay! "

"Why don't you guys come to the bar? It'll be convenient for me. And since it's the peak of party I doubt anyone will notice"

"Why are you so involved anyways! "

"Because I'm bored and you guys are better than those rude rich asses here"
"Whatever. You better not try to mix anything up! "

"You know I saw you at the grand magic games. And no thanks I'm good salamander"

"Yosh! I'm all fired up"

Then we went to the bar. And it started. They clumsily drank first two shots. Then mavis! There was no full stop. After shots after shots Lushie had her eyes half lidded and was swaying. And even Natsu was losing control. Natsu losing control never ended good .

"Umm I think you guys should stop it. I can't carry both of you anywhere. "
"No Happy I want to win"

"Me too Happy. I want to let Lushie know that I'm hot too"

"Why to me? "

"Because your hot and it won't be fair to have a hot wife while your a jackass"

"Wife? I ain't no hoe"

"Who hoe? You're gonna my wifu only" Lushie stared at him, her face and neck already red from the alcohol consumption. She took few more shots in a go and Natsu followed too. Jerks.

"That's some dumbass confidence-hiccup- you have - hiccup! "

"Yosh- hiccup- I'm- hiccup- fucking sure hiccup- of it! "

"Why? -hiccup- it's not - like you- hiccup- like me? "

"Like - hiccup? I have- hiccup- fucking- hiccup- loved you- hiccup- since day 1-hiccup"

"If you- hiccup- then why - hiccup- the fuck we aren't married yet- hiccup- you colossal dumbass! "

"Because- hiccup - because- hiccup- I thought you didn't love me! """

"I didn't!? - hiccup- you asshole - hiccup- I loved you since the first time you held my hands- hiccup- you left me- hiccup - you always made me friend- hiccup- that's it- hiccup- only friend- hiccup! " At this point Lushie started crying. Its true Natsu is an dense idiot who never understands anything and always does what he has on his mind.

"Don't cry- hiccup- luce- hiccup- it's never too late"

"Too late- hiccup- for what? "

"Getting-hiccup- married- hiccup- weirdo"

"Really- hiccup- ? "

"Uh guys first of all drink some water. " I handed them the bottles and they chugged it in one go. " Second of all are. You. Guys. Out. Of. Your. Mind.? "
"Shhhhh Happy. Don't disturb. We are planning our wedding here"

"Yes you stupid cat. Call me mom now"

"One condition Luce? "

"What! No I'm fucking not saving your sorry ass from Erza once you destroy her cake"

" that. I want 30 babies! Yeahhh... Nice girls and boys... Calling me daddy and you mommy... Yep... Perfect"

"Shut up you pervert. 30 babies is a no. Fuck you. I'm not getting married"

" .how about 3? Please luce. "

"Fine we'll think about it. "

"Then let's go"

"Eh? To where? "

"Where else! To get married"

"Where to get married you idiot"

"Chapel.i heard it's somewhere in the North"

"I'm not getting married in a chapel"

"Then Happy be our priest. We'll marry now"

"Umm Natsu maybe you should take some rest" I again tried to calm your bubbling dreams and boiling souls.
"Yes you bastard. Chapel it is"

" Let's go"

"Yippppeeeee! "

"Ugh you guys! "

"Eh? Happy c'mere you'll be our witness"

"Lushie I think you should calm down"

"Shut up! I want to get married and that's it"

" will get married. The dragneels"

"But you didn't give me a ring. What's the evidence you ass"

"I had one. Just for you"

"Where? "

"In my house"

"Idiot. Then what's going to be the mark of it"

"A tattoo! " Exclaimed the waiter out of nowhere. Literally out of nowhere.

"A tattoo!? But it'll hurt! " Lushie whined.

"Why? Getting a guildmark didn't hurt! Aren't they the same thing? " Natsu balanced himself on the table and wriggled his eyebrows.

"Uh-huh"

"You get a guildmark through magic. And you can remove it and change it on your own. But tattoo is like.. Uh they carved anything you want into your skin. You cannot remove it just like that. "

"Really!? So it's a forever thing? "

"Yep pretty much. "

"Where can I do it then? "

"There's a tattoo parlor somewhere around the North streets. "

"What do you want to be carved Natsu?"

"You Luce. I want your name. "

"It's ridiculous"

"It's fun too. "

"No Natsu. "

"We'll think about it later"

"Okay" Both them got up wobbling and went out of the party. Natsu being Natsu held her close and made her wear his scarf cause it was chilly. I wonder if he realises he has coat with him too. All through the way we sang the elephant song. Originally this song is something Natsu and I sing when we are locked out of the house by lushie. We keep singing until the neighbors beg Lushie to let us in or they cry themselves.

"Natsuuuuuuu"

"What luce? "

"See" She pointed towards a kids toy store. " I don't have a dress for wedding I want a bunny suit"

"I thought you hated it. "

"But then you did say I was looking very unique and hot in that. It's my wedding I want to look unique and hot "

"Then what do I look hot in? "

"You look hot in your boxers. "

"Yosh. Then I'll wear my boxers while getting married. "

"Yes. Let's go bye it then. "

"You go I'll just strip somewhere"

"I don't have money"

" Me neither "

"Happpppyyyyy! " Both of them shouted my name. Uh huh.

"Let's go steal happy! A bunny suit"

" how lushie? "

"You hide in my gown. I'll go choose and then you hide it in my gown too. Then we get out. "

"What about Natsu? "

"A groom cannot see his bride before they are married in her wedding dress. So he'll wait here"

" anything goes wrong call me"

"And what'll you do then? "

"Burn the whole place. What else? "

"Good idea. Let's go Happy"

"Aye sir" So we went into the shop. We were about to steal them away when Lushie tripped. The shopkeepers came and saw us with the package. And was not leaving us alone. But lushie had no idea that she was keeping an eye on you. So you took the bunny suit and ran away tripping and rolling on the way. Thanks to Loke who came in afterwards and gave the shopkeeper money. And even Loke tried to calm you guys. But Natsu punched him all the way back to spirit land mumbling ' love rival ' or something. So anyways by stumbling and tumbling we finally reached the chapel. Natsu probably broke the door of the father's room. By the looks of it he was a old man, oh an irritated old man who had his sleep destroyed. By any means both of you convinced him to wed you both. Natsu stripped in the backroom and hurried to the aisle but not before giving a kiss on cheek to Lushie. Lushie hahahaha Lushie was looking like a tomato. Lushie then you wore your bunny dress and since you had no veil , you made the costly and just for trial but-could-sell-your-kidneys-for-it dress your veil. You swept the whole floor with it while walking towards the aisle. In a way I should be the son but you held my hands- paws while walking there. How much irritated the father be to say that he actually performed your wedding and you had your vows and that I don't want to say . You had practically no ring so natsu made a ring from fire. I swear I was expecting Lushie to kick you where the sunlight doesn't come but instead she squealed like a child on Christmas. Then came your vows. I could have told you what was it but I was too focus on enjoying a wedding with my lovely and precious fish feast . When you were about to kiss Lushie fell asleep in Natsu arms. To say that the whole mood was cruelly ruined and burned away would be a understatement. Then Natsu carried you and went of the chapel. Now don't ask me what happened then I was too busy rolling on the floor laughing. Finally like finally when I was successful to stifle my laughter I followed you outside only to witness you and Natsu rolling like a barrel on the footpath. So I again started laughing. And when you stopped both of you began puking in the bushes. It was just ewww. You're worse than Natus, Lushie. I halfway imagined you'd be a slimmer person when you are done. However I'm a very trusted ally and as a act of courage more like pity I flew away to bring you water.

I left you for what 15 mins? And I come back to both of you in the tattoo booth with Natsu's done and donating his blood. After tearing my eyes from my sockets just to make sure what I say was true another very rotten fish thing happened. The. Blood. Natsu. Gave. Was. Basically. For. Your. Tattoo. It hit me like a 1000 fish bones and what the hell. After the tattoos were done both of you skipped away like bunnies -which technically one was. Again Loke came and handed the money to the tattoo artist then shooed himself. And then the whole the way both of you started singing-

'Bam bam blup beep baam
Oh yeah Natsu's a rock star burning everyone
He likes to fight anyone even if he's under a car
Gray is a naked stripper oh yeah oh yeah
Erza like to punch people in face oh yeah oh yeah
Happy's a fish eating monster oh yeah oh yeah, never knows a culture oh yeah oh yeah'

Like it's a blessing in disguise that people weren't around to hear those. My poor ears had it twitching and bleeding. And not only that you were about to have a boat ride to do an iconic pose. I grabbed Lushie by collar and flew away to our staying place. As I planned Natsu followed like a little lost puppy and finally we reached the place. Lushie put on one of Natsu's oversized shirt and well Natsu, ahem stripped Natsu just slept in like that.'

After the nightmare like flashback I was stunned or say traumatized at the least. I never fucking get drunk, like no never. The day I got it had to be from a mission, steal a bunny suit, get almost married that too naked halfway, pass out just before the ceremony ended, get tattoos, donate blood, about to get in a Transport, sing a true but drongo song and roam around punching people yelling love rivals. Great just great. I mean not that I mind. Things did happen like I always dreamed; oh never mind the details of reality; but this. What the hell if Erza or anyone get to know that I married their favourite and precious celestial princess that too in bunny suit myself being half naked and drunk... Maybe I should already book a nice grave and carve stone somewhere nice.
It was silence, pin drop leaf move silence. No one dared to speak anything.

"Look I am too desperate for my life and want to be in one piece. So no one, I repeat no one even slip up what happened. " Luce said. Happy and I nodded. It was true. We were desperate for our life.

"So are we married or are we not? " I asked looking at happy . A strange mixture of yes and no churning in the pit of my stomach.

"By rituals you did everything as I remember. But you didn't have a ring and I heard Mira say if you are married legally than you have a marriage certificate. We don't have one. So no I don't think so" Happy chirped in.

"Sorry happy we must have caused a lot of trouble" Luce looked guilty. For sure if Happy hadn't been there we would have been already shipped to prison.

" Aye. I'll never mind unless you stop giving me fish"

"What do we do now? " Luce asked. I sighed.

"Look it's not in my league to go around ignoring you. I just can't. We'll just pretend it to be memory and be right at it. That's what I say. "

"Ok. As long as it's between us I don't mind. " She said while there was tint of pink in our cheeks.

"Lushie Natsu you left just before our job completed before we do anything I think we should first owe an apologize to our client"

"Right. We don't even have his dress in a condition to return. Scratch that we don't even have Natsu's pair"

"Lushie I'll say... " The lacrima started ringing and it was from Mirajane. I furrowed my brows. Even though it's evening it's not we are out of schedule. Everyone knows happy always stays a little more in haregaon due the variety of fish available in port days.

"Happy I'm too dishelved right now. While I put on a piece of clothe take the call" Lushie pleaded total irritated.

"Ayeeee"

"Happy! " Mira called out in her sing sang voice.

"Yo Mira! "

"Ano is there Lucy or Natsu anywhere? "

"Aye. Both are here."

"Yo what's up Mira? " I put on a shirt and grinned at her.

"Oh my. Just now arrived a parcel for you from Haregaon church. It's a pretty box and since it was sent so urgently I thought it would be a good idea to let you know" My brain was wrecking a thousand things about what could be in that box. It could be a complaint box but she said it was pretty. Then it was she devil Mirajane who said it. She even finds skeleton pretty and romantic.

"Hey you guys just froze. Do you want me to open the box and -"

"Noooooooo" Luce kicked us out of screen with a scream. God talk about ear bleeding.

"Eh? What's wrong Lucy? "

" mira nothing. You know a while back I knew the father of Haregaon church and sometimes would even send him any possible help from me . So this maybe his way of thanking. Don't open it I want to keep it little to myself"

"Alright Lucy. While I was curious I may say Erza would be curious too. Don't blame me later dear" She gave a smile more like a it-can-kill-you-too smirk.
"Levy can keep it. I'm sure she won't mind. "

"If you say so. I'll hand it over to her. But she isn't here. "
"Hehehehe. Just keep it with you unhindered until I send someone. "
"Of course"

"Thank you Mira. We'll be back soon. "

"We are waiting" With that the lacrima went off and Luce dialled another number. It buzzed for quite sometimes and came a groan from other side.

"Lu chan"

"Levy are you somewhere around guild?"

"Actually I was about to read a very nice and new released book when a buzzzzzz happened which caused me to jump making all the books on table dump me. "

"Sorry Levy I'll make it up to you. Now I need a favour"

"Is it again about Na-"

"Levyyyyyy! Hear me out. There's a package from Haregaon church to me and Natsu. I think it must be a token of thanks from the church but also I think it maybe a lot personal too. So do me a favor and keep it safe with you for a few hours until we reach there. "

"Lu chan I'll do it. Is that all? "

"Yes levy very much. "

"Be safe Luchan. "

"Will be levy. Don't worry" The lacrima went off again and Luce sighed in relief. In the way she reacted would it be something related to the updo marriage. If it would be real would be so bothered to be my wife? Would she be so disturbed to actually grasp on that fact? Would she start avoiding me? Or would she be more formal and will start to put space between us? But we had the confession. She said she would give me a chance. Even if suppose we are married would she seek divorce ? Then would it be awkward between us? That too when I grew a pair to confess up. I'd be a mess if that happens! Having her around has been a major routine for me since day one. Would she ask me to move out? Would she stop training training with me? Would she start avoiding-

"Where hell you think you're doing when we are in middle of a fucking crisis! " Luce yelled at me.

"Luce " I looked into her eyes. "Luce would you so bothered about a parcel? " She stiffened in response and gazed back into my eyes.

"Natsu the parcel can have many things. If ... If anyway it had anything related to our last night then I can't afford to open it up to the guild like that. "

"is The reason why you are so restless only the involvement of guild? Or are you bothered by something else. "

"Look Natsu Happy said we are not married. Even I know for marriage you have to have a legal certificate, a wedding band, and witness. We have none Natsu none. Plus we were not sober. That is like the first line for the ceremony. So I'm not worried about that. And thanks to your oh so overprotective nature I hadn't even had a boyfriend. I absolutely can't deal with a marriage jokes and Mira's baby plan on a daily basis that too when we are finally getting somewhere "

"Oh"

"Ugh Natsu. It's not like I want to keep a secret it's just that I want to deal these things slow and steady. I don't want to rush anything and then end up in... In Nothingness. I don't want that for us. And I know that making anything public causes only panic and consciousness. I don't want to act out like that. Besides we have so much on our plate already I can't deal with speculation here and there. "

"But Luce we are always together what difference would it make. "

"We're you even listening to me? Once everyone knows we had a drunk attempt at marriage ...can you even imagine the reactions. Mira would want babies, erza would keep us apart in order to retain my virginity , gray would make a idiotic comment, Wendy would practically go around crying, levy Juvia and cana would make me dooo... Ugh I can't say that. Above all the whole guild will demand another marriage even if we are not in the first place. Then what? We get married at 19 having absolutely no fucking idea what to do next. "
"Aren't these things called overthinking Luce? "

"Shut up. It's not. It's a very realistic vision from future that only I can see and shudder. "

"But we still have tattoos on us. Even though we are not like the stripper but the guild keeps planning beach and pool stuff now and then"

"Ah about that. From now on you're banned on wearing anything less than a tight shirt and I'm banned on wearing anything that dares to go below my rib"

"Talk about subjugation"

"... "

"What? "

"I'm surprised you know such words"

"Excuse me for being smart. "

"And idiot... And pyro... And carefree... And pervert... And drunkard... "

"I'm not a pervert.. "

"They loooovvvvvveee each other !? "

"Shut up"

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Phew you guys! What do you think about it? Sure Natsu and Lucy act always like couples but this! Anyway it's the longest chapter I have written and it's a holiday treat! I can't believe next week, next month, next year is already here! This year went like 'shoosh'. Give me a review and let me know how you feel about this chapter. Do you want them married or a mess? Thank you for all the reviews you hav given. Also so sorry for the mistakes I do! Honestly it is my first time writing and all those reviews make me feel so warm.