Dick Grayson renamed The Get Along Shirt to ROAD TRIP BITCHES!
Dick Grayson added Wally West
Wally West: why was I awoken from my slumber
Conner Kent: It's legit 2AM, this better be an emergency
Dick Grayson: Can't you read? ROAD TRIP BITCHES! Bruce is letting me have the lake house for New Years weekend but since it's in Southampton…
Zatanna Zatara: ROAD TRIP BIIIITCHES!
Megan Morris renamed ROAD TRIP BITCHES! to SLEEP YOU HEATHENS!
"Is Bruce mentally well?" Artemis asked Dick. He rolled his eyes. "Yes, yes he is." "Then why is he letting a bunch of teenagers stay in his lake house for the weekend?" Dick shrugged "I guess he trusts us."
Conner scoffed. "He shouldn't." Megan laughed and nodded. "He really shouldn't." "Hey, we have adult supervision! Me, Conner and Zatanna are the only ones who aren't 18 yet." Dick protested. "And if you ask me, we're in mostly good hands."
They had decided to meet up at Wally's apartment (it was quickly becoming their clubhouse of sorts) to hash out all the details. "But Kaldur and Megan are the only responsible ones." Wally pointed out. Artemis nodded. "He's not wrong. They're like parents. How are we gonna do this?" She asked, wanting to get to the point so she could go home and nap.
"Let's see how many drivers do we have?" He turned to Kaldur and Megan. "Basically everyone but you." Megan told him. "Actually, my license got revoked." Zatanna said, shooting finger guns.
"Didn't you just get it? What did you do?" Conner asked with a sigh. "Well, Artemis was craving one of those Baja Blast shits from Taco Bell but she couldn't drive herself because her back was hurting. And I got like my sixth speeding ticket, plus I was out after curfew so it was either that or 90 hours of community service. And I'm not built for all that." "Why didn't you just call me? I would have gotten it." Wally asked with a frown. "It was super late. You were probably asleep. It would have been rude to wake you up."
The air was thick with tension as the two stared at each other.
"I live closer to Taco Bell, I wouldn't have minded." Wally said simply. "At 1?" Artemis raised an eyebrow. "Shut up." Conner interrupted. "We don't care. You can hash all that out later. There's five licensed drivers. If we take I-95 South but we don't ferry it's four and a half hours but we have to make stops for snacks and bathroom breaks plus we have to factor in any traffic so let's just round up to five. We can switch off when we stop and everyone should get the chance to drive there and back." Conner said with finality. Dick nodded.
"Bruce has a three row Lexus I could get him to loan us. If Zatanna packs light we should be able to fit everyone's luggage." Zatanna rolled her eyes. "Says the boy with a three pound hair product bag." Megan chuckled.
Ever since Artemis was little she got cold easily. She had to sleep with no less than two extra blankets even in the summer.
Wally on the other hand was always warm, honestly he was a space heater.
She didn't mean to cuddle with him but her blanket was tucked away in her bag. She was shivering like a Chihuahua in a rainstorm so she laid her head on his shoulder and scooted closer before taking her nap.
This was for the sole purpose of staying warm.
Or so she tried to tell herself. Wally looked down at her with a blush when she grabbed his arm and held it tight. "Wally and Artemis sitting in a Lexus LX 570, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" Dick and Zatanna sang from the back. "Don't wake her up." Megan scolded in a whisper.
Dick and Zatanna continued to make kissy faces and noises the rest of the ride.