The episode starts off outside where the gang is eating a ton of candy
Zoey: How good is this candy?
Lola: It's so amazing.
Logan: Silky Ways is the best candy bar ever.
Quinn: Isn't all candy the same?
Dustin: Not really.
Dean Rivers walks over
Dean: What do you think you're doing?
Chase: We're just eating these Silky Way candy bars.
Dean: Well stop it!
James: Why?
Nicole: It's just candy.
Dean: It has too much sugar in it.
Zoey: Why do you care?
Dean: Okay that's it!
Dean takes out his bullhorn
Dean: Okay listen up! From now on, all candy is ban from Pacific Coast Academy! Anyone caught eating candy will be expelled!
Michael: You can't do that.
Dean: I just did!
Dean walks away
Zoey: Now what are we supposed to do.
Quinn: You forgot you know a friend what is great at inventions.
Chase: You can really make more candy?
Quinn: Yes. We can do it in our dorm.
Dustin: Why your dorm?
Nicole: Because if we do it in your dorm, Dean will get suspicious.
James: Fair point.
Stacey and Mark walk up
Stacey: Is Dean seriously banning candy?
Michael: Uh huh.
Lola: But we're going to sell our own candy in Room 101.
Mark: Can we help?
James: You want to help?
Stacey: Yes. I know we're not close but I need some candy.
Zoey: Okay. Stacey you and Mark get to be the lookout for when Dean Rivers is coming.
Mark: We won't let you down.
Stacey: Come on baby.
Logan: Well I'm going to get a lot of candy and hide it so we don't
In Room 101
Quinn: Okay Logan should be back with candy any minute.
Lola: Are we going to sell it to anyone or is it just for us?
Zoey: I think it should be just for us.
Dustin: Why?
James: When he banned coffee, we had a little competition and almost got expelled.
Zoey: Until we saw he was drinking coffee himself.
Dustin: Fair point.
Logan walks in
Michael: Did you get it?
Logan: Yep. I have 3 bags full. I even gave some to Stacey and Mark for being on the lookout.
Mark (in background): I love Cit Cats.
James: Time to start eating.
They grab loads of candy and starts eating it
Quinn: Thanks for getting these baby.
Logan: No problem.
Lola: I still cannot get over the fact you two are dating.
Logan: Nobody can.
Nicole: When did you two start dating again?
Quinn: Around the time Mark broke up with me.
Outside of Room 101
Stacey: You think they're going to get busted?
Mark: Well they aren't selling it to anyone. So no.
Stacey: Dean is the worst. First he bans coffee then un-bans it. Now he bans candy.
Mark: What's next is he going to ban soda?
Stacey: Well we only have about 6 months left here.
Mark: He can be a real negative nancy.
Stacey: Tell me about it.
Back in Room 101
Zoey: That was the best candy ever.
Dustin: Uh huh.
Logan: Now we have to throw away the wrappers so we don't get caught.
They put the empty wrappers in the trash bag
Quinn: Okay I think we're good.
James: Yeah. I mean it's not like Dean has super smell senses.
The camera cuts to Dean's office
Dean: What's that smell?
Coco: What do you mean?
Dean: I smell candy.
Coco: How can you smell candy?
Dean: I have super smell senses. I'm going to find out where that smell is coming from.
Dean quickly runs out of his office and to the dorms
Mark: Do you hear that?
Stacey: Dean Rivers is coming.
Mark: Tell Zoey.
Stacey: Okay.
Stacey runs in
Zoey: Stacey what's wrong?
Stacey: Dean's coming. Hide the candy.
Lola: All there is are just wrappers.
Mark: Well hide them.
Michael: On it.
Logan hides the trash bag of candy bar wrappers right as Dean walks in Room 101
Dean: What's going on in here?
Zoey: We're working on homework.
Dean: But you're all not in the same class.
Dustin: They're helping me with my homework.
Dean: Why?
Logan: That's what friends do.
James: Duh.
Dean: Why do I smell candy?
Stacey: Maybe you're just smelling things.
Dean walks over and trips on the bag of candy wrappers
Dean: AHA! I knew I smelled candy.
Quinn: Why would you put the bag right in his sight line?
Logan: I was in a rush.
Dean: All of you! In my office! NOW! You are all in very big trouble!
The camera cuts to Dean's office where the gang has worried looks on their faces
Dean: I can't even begin to explain how mad I am at you.
Zoey: We just wanted candy.
Lola: Is that so wrong?
Dean: Yes. I banned candy for a reason and you went and made your own candy behind my back.
Stacey: Actually Logan bought the candy at the store.
Logan: Not helping.
Dean: I am beyond disappointed. There is no detention for this punishment. You all are expelled from Pacific Coast Academy!
Dean walks away but trips on his rug and candy wrappers appear
Nicole: What is that?
Dean: Uh nothing.
Mark: Those are candy wrappers.
Dean: No they're not.
Michael: I think the superintendent should hear that you violated your own rules.
Dean: No, no. Let's make a deal. I won't expel you guys if you don't tell the superintendent.
Zoey: Okay we won't tell.
Dean: Good.
Dustin: Now there's one other thing you have to do.
The P.A. system tuns on
Dean: Attention PCA students, clearly I made a mistake. I hear by un-ban candy.
Everyone cheers
The final scene takes place outside of campus where the gang is eating candy
Quinn: I missed this.
Logan: Doesn't this seem familiar?
Nicole: What do you mean?
James: You weren't here for this. Dean banned coffee because the coffee cart hit his wife so we made coffee behind his back.
Quinn: Logan and Michael were selling it for $9 to $10 so we made our own coffee too and sold it for $4.
Zoey: But Logan ratted us out so James told us and quickly hid the coffee.
Quinn: We then ratted Logan out and used one of my Quinnventions.
Lola: Unfortunately we all got caught.
Michael: We almost got expelled too.
Zoey: Luckily we changed his mind.
Nicole: How?
James: Turns out he went behind his own rule and drank coffee himself so we got him to lift the ban.
Nicole: I just had to be obsessed with boys.
Chase: I'm just glad candy is un-banned.
Mark: Me too.
The End
