Summary: The Avengers are out to celebrate another victory and to chill out at a bar.
Timeline: A few days following Steve's birthday…
The Avengers clinks their beer bottles together celebrating a job well done at completing their latest mission and capturing their target.
"For a job well done, my fellow mates," Thor said toasting the team. "For saving the earth, yet from another villain."
"Yeah!" Clint chuckled, "You know they all couldn't have done it if it weren't for me..."
"Aw huh!" Pepper rolled her eyes, looking at the group, "I'm hungry. Anyone want some fruit cocktails?"
"Maybe some buffalo wings too?" Clint added his own appetite expressing itself.
"Sounds good." Bruce nodded in agreement.
Pepper got up as Tony followed her reluctantly.
Bruce stood up, looking at the table "I'll be back."
"Sure, jolly green!" Tony joked. "Headed for the bathroom?"
"Don't fall in." Clint teased.
Bruce gave them a glare before heading towards the men's room.
He stopped when he saw a young brown-haired girl standing still at the ladies' room, seemingly listening in.
"Are you all right?" Bruce asked concerned for the young girl.
The girl turned around and her face was deep crimson red of embarrassment. "I think someone's having sex in there."
A loud moan was heard but couldn't be heard over the loud music in the bar, the girl's cheeks went red and so did Bruce's.
Bruce instantly looked over at his table, mentally doing a headcount then whispered, "Oh no!"
He knew who the two in the ladies' room was by the fact that two were missing from the table.
"Hey?" she asked, "You look like you've seen a ghost."
Rushing to the table, he startled the group who was busy eating their food.
"Bruce?" Pepper asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's happening again," Bruce whispered out.
"What's happening again, big guy?" Clint asked, taking a sip of his beer.
"Hey!" Tony whined. "That's my line."
"Shh...!" Pepper waved him off. "What's wrong Bruce?"
"When I was by the bathroom door, I heard..." Bruce started, "Noises."
The table went silent, all eyes went wide as the team looked over at the bathrooms. Clint and Tony got up, rushing for it.
"Why me?" Bruce sighed.
"Oh!" Steve said, "Oh, Natasha."
"Yes!" Natasha gasped, "Yes, Captain!"
"I love it when you call me, Captain!" Steve chuckled.
The five intruding eavesdroppers look at each other.
"Oh, my god," Pepper gasped.
"Thank you, Natasha!" Steve sighed and moaned.
"Anytime!" Natasha said moaning in satisfaction, "Any freaking time."
Steve laughed and the sound of the door being banged into caught them all by surprise.
"Sorry," Steve whispered.
"Hmm?" Natasha moaned, "Never apologize for that."
Tony and Clint exchanged a look, and both couldn't help but smirk awkwardly.
"Oh, God!" Natasha shouted, "Steve!"
"Natasha!" Steve whispered, "Shh! baby. Shh!"
The team heard moaning and grunting.
"Yes!" Natasha shouted, "Oh...!"
Bruce looked at the floor quietly muttering something about going to therapy, while Clint looked like he was preparing to knock the door down.
Tony had a gleaming smile on his face, he was ready to tease the old captain, maybe not Natasha, because he didn't know what she'll do to him. Pepper was already daydreaming about wedding plans she might have to organize.
Thor couldn't help but smile at this, and his enthusiasm was accompanied by hunger. He pulled out a packet of pop tarts and immediately opened it shoved it into his mouth.
"Should we interrupt?" Tony whispered to them.
Bruce still looking down nodded while both women shook their heads, Clint shrugged his shoulders.
"Who are we to knock them, having fun?" Clint whispered back.
"I don't want to hear this," Bruce whispered.
"Oh, Steve!" Natasha's muffled voice shouted.
Bruce looked like he wanted to leave but when he turned around, he bumped into the young brown-haired girl who told him about the noises.
"Still at it, huh?" the brown-haired girl said, "Why are you all standing around listening?"
"Well... uh..." Bruce started.
"They're our friends," Pepper explained.
"So, you decided to listen in on your friends having sex?" the girl asked.
"Nice!"
"I think I'm starting to like you." Tony began. "Hey, would you be interested in working for us?"
Pepper and the rest of the team rolled their eyes at Tony's attempt to recruit another teammate.
"Tony!" she chastised.
"Anyway... I hate to break this up, but I gotta tingle," said the brown-haired girl, "I'm not going to go into the men's room or the alley."
The team watched as the girl pushed past them and opened the bathroom door.
The team watched in shock as they saw Steve pulled away from Natasha.
Both soldier and spy turned their backs on their friends as Natasha lowered her skirt of the dress she was wearing, and Steve pulled up his pants.
"Busted!" Clint shouted, watching the two flustered, trying to straighten up themselves.
"It's not what it looks like..." Natasha said as she turned around with hickeys all over her neck.
"Sure, Nat!" Clint teased, "And I suppose those marks on your neck are just what? Rashes?"
Steve and Natasha glared at the chuckling group, as the brown-haired girl came out to wash her hands.
"It's just sex," the girl said, "It's nothing wrong..."
The girl looked down at Natasha's hand, "Holy crap! You can see where the Titanic hit that thing."
The team looked down at Natasha's hand and saw an engagement ring on her finger.
"You're engaged?" Pepper squealed, running over to hug the two. "Oh my god, this is great you guys!"
"Well yeah," Steve said, being pulled into a hug by Pepper, Clint, and Tony.
"Natasha, Captain, you are to be united in marriage!" Thor boomed excitedly, almost knocking Tony down. "This is absolutely wonderful!"
The girl walked out of the bathroom with a smile on her face. "Weird people, but kind of fun. They kind of look familiar, wonder where?" She talked to herself.
Then her eyes widened excitedly. "Nice job Darcy!"
"Can we please leave the ladies room, now?" Bruce asked, starting to feel uncomfortable.
"Sure," Tony said rolling his eyes at him, "Next round is on me."
They walked out of the bathroom, relieved that their friends were finally together and hopefully finished making noises in public, or any other places for that matter.
Steve and Natasha walked out of the bathroom hand in hand, "So, is the door off our list?" Steve asked his fiancé.
Natasha simply smirked.