- Ok, who did you got? – Asked Yoshi to Rio. He then grabbed a cup full of a mix of coffee and vodka with his left hand and then drank it all just in a second.

Yoshi was wearing a white fedora, a brown tuxedo and a long white coat, he looked like a pimp, meanwhile, Rio the not killer was wearing a dark red tuxedo with a yellow tie. they were sitting beside each other in Elizabeth's, a local coffee shop, Yoshi had been in the hospital for more than four weeks, but when he had gotten out of it he was invited by Rio to have a coffee so Rio could tell Yoshi the guys he had gotten for the raid of Mario's base.

- Well, it took me a while, but I have a team ready – Rio said. He then proceeded to grab a bottle full of water and drank it all in just a second.

- That's great, with a team, we can dismantle every bomb and every trap in Mario's base, believe me man, this will be as easy as stealing candy from a child! We will fucking kill that fat faggot called Mario – Yoshi said excitedly as he drank an 1832 year old wine, he had bought it from an idiot who thought that the bottle was a bottle of juice from a mark called year 188 after Christ.

- So, who do you got? I mean, I guess it wasn't that hard, a lot of people loved sonic, and I think most of them would enjoy having revenge – said Yoshi as he drank from a bottle of tequila.

- Ok, get ready – Said Rio, hyping his response, after that he took a deep breath, coughed a little (the cafeteria was full of smoke due to the building being in fire, but they didn't care) and finally said.

- We have John Lennon, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump, Pewdiepie, King Edward VII, Luigi and Bojack Horseman – Rio said.

- What the hell? In the name of fucking Jesus the Fucking Christ did you get so many people, and some dead people to join us, wait, how the fuck does Hitler know who sonic is? He has been dead for years! – as Yoshi said that he grabbed his cup full of tequila and threw it at Rio's face, Rio got really mad so he broke Yoshi's knees.

- Look, it all a long story, ok? Believe me man; you don't want to hear it – said Rio while Helping Yoshi to sit down again.

- No stupid retarded ass bitch dumb faggot, I do want to hear how you Brought John Lennon, Adolf Hitler and king Edward VII back to life you democratic fool! – Yoshi screamed at Rio's face, leaving Rio's face all wet.

- ok, long story short, John Lennon made a pact with the devil, Hitler never died and King Edward VII came to me asking to help, I don't know how he learned about the plan or how is he still alive, told ya man, you don't want to hear the full story – Rio said, then slurped what was left of his coffee cup.

- Ok, look, tell them to meet me tomorrow at 3;33AM in the outsides of green hills, we'll have a meeting then we will go down to the mushroom kingdom and kill that bitch, ok? – Yoshi asked to Rio as he drank a bottle full of vodka, tequila and coke (the drug).

- Ok dude – Rio said, he then stood up and walked to the door, a second later Yoshi also stood up and left behind Rio, when they got out they both said "goodbye" and then they both went home.

3 days and 8 hours later

Yoshi walked down the stairs outside of his house, he then got into his 2003 red Honda Civic, he turned it on with his key and then drove to the location that they had agreed on meeting, in the way he drank 4 bottles of tequila, smoked 4 cigarette packs and 2 KG of cocaine, he then directly ran into a wall, he was then taken to the hospital where he was healed. He then walked to the meeting location, he then looked for a door, as he looked with his lantern he found a small metal button almost covered by sand, he pressed it with his right hand, the moment he touched the button he fell down a small circular tunnel. he screamed, thinking that he was going to die, as he looked down at the ground below him he started to cry, it was his last moments of life.

- I am not prepared to die! Help! – Yoshi pleaded, but it was too late because there were only 5 meters between him and the ground.

- AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH – Yoshi screamed as his body touched the ground. But then he realized something, the ground was… soft?

- Hello there – a man said. Yoshi quickly looked up to see who was talking, it was… Bojack Horseman! From the hit TV show from the 90's, Horsing Around!

- Bojack Horseman? What are you doing… what… Where am i? – Yoshi asked to Bojack, who looked like he was really bored.

- You are the Head Quarters of the T.K.O.M. Welcome, I would recommend you to try the shrimps at the bar but o ate them all – Bojack said as he helped Yoshi to get up.

- T.K.O.M.? What's that? – Yoshi asked to Bojack

- T.K.O.M. Is an acronym, the acronym for The Killing Of Mario – Bojack explained to Yoshi as he drank from his bottle of vodka.

- Follow me, I'll introduce you to everyone – Bojack said to Yoshi as he signaled where to go.

Yoshi followed Bojack trough the headquarters, in the way he watched a lot of things, ninjas training, soldiers practicing their aim, he even found professional rapper Eminem spitting some rhymes at a crying kid, it was obvious that they were in a rap battle, Yoshi wondered what had Eminem told to that poor kid to make him cry, but he didn't had the time to think about it, because Bojack said:

- Whelp, we are here – As Bojack said that he opened the door, revealing a room with a big dark table, which was surrounded by red and blue chairs with people sitting in them.

Inside the room there were 9 people inside, a tall man with brown hair and a small moustache, it was Luigi, who was wearing professional soldier clothes. At his right there was a fat and short man, his skin looked weird, it was orange, he had blonde hair that looked fake, his face was full of wrinkles, and it was Donald Trump! He was wearing a small bikini that left nothing to the imagination. At his right there were a fox, a hedgehog and an echidna, they were tails, Amy and knuckles! They were wearing combat clothing. At their right there was a man with no legs and an old man with a small moustache, they were pewdiepie and Hitler! They looked like they were having a nice chat, Yoshi couldn't hear what they were talking about, but he did hear something about juices. And at their right there was a thin man with long hair and a fat man with a beard, they were in a fight, screaming at each other.

When Yoshi got in they all stopped what they were doing and looked directly at Yoshi, who was standing there, awkwardly, he was about to say something, but he was cut off by Rio, who was sitting at the back of the room staring at a map.

Rio turned around and said:

- Very well, let's begin the planning –